Beetlejuice
Adventures of the ghostly con-artist and his 12-year-old pal, Lydia.
Genre: Animation, Short, Adventure
Cast:Stephen Ouimette , Alyson Court , Tabitha St. Germain , Elizabeth Hanna , Roger Dunn , Tara Strong , Len Carlson , Joseph Sherman , Ron Rubin , Keith Knight , Charles Kerr , John Stocker , Colin Fox , Dan Hennessey , Robert Cait , Ray Landry , Keith Hampshire , Harvey Atkin
S1.E1 ∙ Critter Sitters
It's Beetlejuice and Lydia's 1st-year anniversary and he has no money to get her a present. Her getting a baby-sitting job prompts him to do the same...only he doesn't quite get the idea behind the job and finds taking care of Neitherworld infants more than he can handle!
S1.E2 ∙ The Big Face Off/Skeletons in the Closet
First, Beetlejuice and Lydia are contestants in the Neitherworld game show "The 24-Hour Gross-Off". Then, Beetlejuice's closet of skeleton ghosts finally bursts open and the skeletons escape, running around telling the truth on him.
S1.E3 ∙ A Dandy Handy Man/Out of My Mind
Lydia is getting ready for the big photo show, but she can't decide which of her pictures is the best. Beetlejuice loves all of her work, and decides he wants to buy whichever photo she picks - but he doesn't have any money. / BJ and Lydia have a fight after Beetlejuice gets her in trouble for pulling a prank on her parents involving Delia's world famous spaghetti. Lydia banishes the ghost to the Neitherworld. Beetlejuice foolishly makes the comment that he can't get Lydia out of his mind and accidentally teleports her there. Lydia meets up with BJ's wimpy Will Power and overbearing Prankenstein.
S1.E4 ∙ Stage Fright/Spooky Tree
Lydia wants to play Juliet in her school show, but plots revenge after Claire sabotages her. Lydia's favorite tree, Spooky, is slated to be cut down. Beetlejuice brings Spooky to life, allowing the tree to run rampant through the town.
S1.E5 ∙ Laugh of the Party
It's Halloween and Claire's throwing the biggest bash in Peaceful Pines until Lydia announces that she, too will throw a party. But when Delia's party ideas fall short, Beetlejuice introduces Peaceful Pines to "Party People in a Can".
S1.E6 ∙ Worm Welcome
Beetlejuice has a run-in with a newly-hatched Sandworm, and Lydia accidentally calls him out of the Neitherworld while he's in contact with it, so they both are brought to the Outerworld.
S1.E7 ∙ Bad Neighbor Beetlejuice/Campfire Ghouls
Beetlejuice's neighbors kick him out, so he tries to be a "good neighbor". But his idea of being a good neighbor is very different indeed. Beetlejuice (disguised as Betty Juice), Lydia, Bertha and Prudence go camping in the Neitherwoods.
S1.E8 ∙ Pest O' the West
Beetlejuice takes Lydia on a trip to a Neitherworld Wild West town, where the locals promptly make Beetlejuice their new sheriff.
S1.E9 ∙ Bizarre Bazaar/Pat on the Back
Miss Shannon teams up Lydia and Claire to run this year's haunted house at the bazaar. / Beetlejuice says he deserves a "pat on the back" and he gets one: a little guy named Pat with an Irish accent who actually grows out of his back.
S1.E10 ∙ Poopsie/It's the Pits
The Monster Across the Street is going to a Monster Across the Street convention and he leaves Poopsie in Beetlejuice's care for the day. Beetlejuice makes it big as an armpit musician and throws his friends out in the cold.
S1.E11 ∙ Prince of the Neitherworld
Neitherworld royalty Prince Vince falls in love with Lydia and asks Beetlejuice for some help in winning her heart.
S1.E12 ∙ Quit While You're a Head
After Beetlejuice loses his head, Beetlejuice's head is kidnapped by headhunters.
S1.E13 ∙ Cousin B.J./Beetlejuice's Parents
Lydia's Aunt Zapora and Uncle Danport and Aunt May and Uncle Clyde come for a visit. Lydia and Beetlejuice go to see the latter's parents. His mother is a neat freak and his father is a workaholic.
S2.E1 ∙ Dragster of Doom
Lydia's too young to drive in the human world, but the Neitherworld is another story, so she and Beetlejuice buy a wrecked car which they rebuild and bring to life at a Deserted Neitherworld Auto Factory, naming him The Dragster of Doom ("Doomie" for short). However, the brain of the car (the carburetor) which "Bee-gor" stole is an abnormal brain, which causes a Jekyll-and-Hyde transformation every time Doomie sees a dog!
S2.E2 ∙ Scare and Scare Alike/Spooky Boo-tique
Lydia opens a goth-themed clothing store, and Beetljuice helps her sales through subliminal advertising... well, actually through brainwashing.
S2.E3 ∙ Driven Crazy
Beetlejuice, Lydia and Doomie enter the Neitherworld Groan Prix, where they face possible defeat by Scuzzo and Fuzzo.
S2.E4 ∙ Scummer Vacation
Lydia's parents want to go on a vacation, so Beetlejuice, posing as Mr. Beetleman, offers his services as a tour guide in the Neitherworld so that he and Lydia can spend Summer Vacation together.
S2.E5 ∙ Bewitched, Bothered, and Beetlejuiced
On Halloween, Lydia's cat Percy gets kidnapped by witches in the Neitherworld.
S2.E6 ∙ Dr. Beetle & Mr. Juice/Running Scared
Beetlejuice pretends to be Betty Juice so he can run against Claire Brewster for student body President.
S2.E7 ∙ The Really Odd Couple/A-Ha!
First, Beetejuice wrecks The Monster Across Tnbe Street's home, causing The Monster and Poopsie to move in with him. Then Doomie suddenly disappears, and in order to find him, Beetlejuice transforms himself into the Neitherworld's greatest detective -- Sherlock Homely.
S2.E8 ∙ Uncle B.J.'s Roadhouse/Scarecrow/The Son Dad Never Had
Beetlejuice gets a job as a scarecrow for a beetle farm.
S3.E1 ∙ Mom's Best Friend
Beetlejuice's latest prank involves him turning him self into a dog, but he is picked up by the Neitherworld dog catcher and has a collar put on him that prevents him from changing back. When Lydia brings Beetlejuice-as-a-dog into the human world, Delia (who never had a dog of her own) falls in love with him and adopts him as her special pet.
S3.E2 ∙ Back-to-School Ghoul
Beetlejuice's License to Drive People Crazy is suspended because he never finished school (kindergarten), and now he has to go back to Neitherworld Kindergarten and graduate to get it back.
S3.E3 ∙ Doomie's Romance
Doomie falls in love with Mayor Maynot's car, despite the fact that it never had a soul, like he did.
S3.E4 ∙ Ghost to Ghost
Delia holds a séance and summons Lydia's favorite deceased actor, Boris to Death. Although Lydia is thrilled by the visit, a jealous BJ is less than ecstatic. But when Boris reveals his evil plan to kick the Deetzes out of their home, Lydia has to change her opinion, and quick.
S3.E5 ∙ Spitting Images/Awards to the Wise
In the first story, a careless remark by Beetlejuice turns him into twins and now both are competing, then fighting, over Lydia! In the second story, everybody else in the Neitherworld except Beetlejuice is winning awards (including Lydia, who wins "Best Human to Ever Visit the Neitherworld"!) and he is desperate to win one too!
S3.E6 ∙ The Prince of Rock and Roll
Desperate to have his people love him, Prince Vince decides to achieve fame as "The Prince of Rock and Roll". The only problem is, he has no singing or musical talent, so it's up to Beetlejuice and Lydia to find a way to help Prince Vince.
S3.E7 ∙ A Ghoul and His Money/Brides of Funkenstein
In the first story, Beetlejuice wins a million dollars in the Neitherworld Sweepestakes, but there's a catch: to keep the money, he can't ever Beetlejuice anybody ever again and everybody knows it! In the second story, Lydia, Bertha, Prudence and "Betty Juice"'s rock band "The Brides of Funkenstein" is selected to play at a school concert, but a jealous Claire Brewster, whose group wasn't selected, is determined to sabotage their performance.
S3.E8 ∙ Beetledude/The Farmer in the Smell
The Deetzes get new neighbors, and the new kid on the block, Ramon, wants to be just like Mr. Beetleman. But it's a lot harder to get out of trouble after grossing people out when you don't have magic, so Lydia is forced to instruct BJ to "de-Beetlejuice" Ramon. / Lydia heads off to Aunt May and Uncle Clyde's farm, and Beetlejuice tags along as Mr. Beetleman. But with all the work May and Clyde give BJ, how will he ever have any fun, and come to think of it, how will Lydia?
S3.E73 ∙ Not So Peaceful Pines
Beetlejuice does the Mayor of Peaceful Pines a favour, but the Mayor reneges on his promise of a cash reward. So Beetlejuice, in a fit of anger, splits his personality into his good and his bad sides. The bad side wreaks havoc on the town and Lydia and the good side are forced to fetch Dr. Zigmund Void to help remedy the situation.
S4.E1 ∙ You're History
Beetlejuice is the host of a Neitherworld TV show featuring famous historical dead people as guests, but he has to contend with constantly fluctuating ratings and The Monster From Across The Street who's not happy that his favorite show has been bumped off the air to make room for Beetlejuice's.
S4.E2 ∙ Raging Skull
Fitness freak Jacques LaLean enters the Mr. Neitherword Bodybuilding Bontest (with Beetlejuice as his manager), but there are problems: first, Jacques is a skeleton and has no body to build up and second, the current titleholder (who's held it for 399 years) isn't above cheating to keep his title.
S4.E3 ∙ Sore Feet
Beetlejuice uses his feet in playing some of his daily pranks, but when he doesn't treat them with respect they decide they've had enough and literally run out on him.
S4.E4 ∙ Fast Food
Beetlejuice and Lydia go into business together running a Neitherworld hamburger stand, but when Scuzzo the Clown opens up a competing stand across the road the Hamburger War begins to really heat up.
S4.E5 ∙ Queasy Rider
Beetlejuice's dragster Doomie is too nice for his liking, so "Bee-gor" returns to the Deserted Neitherworld Auto Factory to create a newer, meaner, nastier ride.
S4.E6 ∙ How Green Is My Gallery?
Delia is crushed when everyone laughs at her latest artwork, so Beetlejuice and Lydia take her to the Neitherworld to exhibit her work there.
S4.E7 ∙ Keeping Up with the Boneses
A snooty nouveau-rich husband and wife move next door to BJ's Roadhouse and, finding their new neighbors too poor and common, buy the Roadhouse and have them evicted. To get even, Beetlejuice gets a Monster Credit Card and a buying war ensues. But will Beetlejuice be able to eventually pay for all the things he's bought?
S4.E8 ∙ Pranks for the Memories
BJ's got Scuzzo's brain, Scuzzo's got no brain, and Beetlejuice's brain is out to rule the Neitherworld.
S4.E9 ∙ Caddy Shock
Even when playing golf, Claire Brewster is her usual obnoxious self, so Beetlejuice takes her and her opponent (Lydia) to the Neitherworld to play golf, but once there Claire becomes the trophy in the Neitherworld golf tournament.
S4.E10 ∙ Two Heads Are Better Than None
Beetlejuice's head gets stuck to the Monster Across the Street's body.
S4.E11 ∙ Beauty and the Beetle
Despite feeling extraordinarily self-conscious about her appearance, Lydia is kidnapped by a beast from the Neitherworld named "Thing Thong" who collects beautiful things because he thinks he's ugly. While being held hostage, Lydia decides to help give him self-confidence, while Beetlejuice tries to track Lydia down by disguising himself as famed explorer Grimdiana Bones.
S4.E12 ∙ Creepy Cookies
When Lydia joins the Happy Faced Girls, Beetlejuice laughs until he finds out how much money a cookie drive can pull in. He rushes back to the Neitherworld where he assembles the Sappy Face Ghouls and gives them some of his homemade cookies to sell in Peaceful Pines. Too bad the cookies are haunted.
S4.E13 ∙ Poe Pourri
Edgar Allen Poe stays at B.J.'s Road House, and agonizes over his lost Lenore so much that it irritates him, but since he keeps throwing money around in his direction, he tries to tolerate Poe's depression as best as he can.
S4.E14 ∙ Ear's Looking at You
Beetlejuice goes film noir (but in color) as private detective "Sham Spade" and Lydia as his "Ghoul Friday" in a mystery involving a disembodied ear.
S4.E15 ∙ Beetlebones
During a physical examination, Beetlejuice's skeleton become separated from his body, adopts a very snooty personality and goes off on his own, but unless Lydia can get them back together "Beetlebones" is likely to get picked up by The Bone Patrol!
S4.E16 ∙ Smell-A-Thon
While Lydia works the phones at a local Save The Whales telethon, Beetlejuice gets an idea for another money-making scam involving a similar charity to "Save the Smells."
S4.E17 ∙ The Miss Beauty-Juice Pageant
Since the winner of the Neitherworld Beauty Pageant will win a ton of money, naturally Beetlejuice tries to enter, but the contest is only open to women. Also naturally, this isn't going to stop him, so he leads a protest to allow men (and other things) to enter, and once in he'll do anything to make sure he wins.
S4.E18 ∙ Sappiest Place on Earth
When the Happy Girls' outdoor excursion is rained out, Beetlejuice takes Lydia, Delia, Bertha and Prudence to a Neitherworld amusement park themed around Bartholomew Bat, an old Neitherworld cartoon character. But the black-and-white character has dark and sinister plans in hand, and soon Lydia is the only one left to stop him...
S4.E19 ∙ Brinkadoom
In a spoof of "Brigadoon", Beetlejuice, Lydia and a damaged Doomie crash-land in a mysterious village that only appears once an eternity, and if they don't escape before all of the (Scottish-accented) village inhabitants fall asleep, they'll be trapped there forever!
S4.E20 ∙ Foreign Exchange
When a jealous Claire deliberately humiliates a female foreign exchange student, Lydia, Beetlejuice and the rest of the Neitherworld gang decide to teach Claire a lesson by making her a foreign exchange student to "Scrungylvania".
S4.E21 ∙ Family Scare-looms
Beetlejuice's parents have a chance to join the Neitherworld's Society of Oldest and Moldiest Families, but to prove their pedigree have to produce their family's (literal!) Coat of Arms, which is somewhere in Beetlejuice's possession. When cleaning Beetlejuice's room to find the Coat of Arms proves unsuccessful, Beetlejuice and Lydia must travel to the World of Lost Items and find it.
S4.E22 ∙ Them Bones, Them Bones, Them Funny Bones
Beetlejuice tries to teach Lydia how to be funny, even lending her his "funny bone". Problem is, once he doesn't have it his whole personality changes; plus, the bone has plans of its own.
S4.E23 ∙ Hotel Hello
Poor nervous Charles is badly in need of rest and relaxation, so "Mr. Beetleman" books the Deetz family into the Hotel Hello resort in the Neitherworld. However, once there, the oblivious Delia becomes the unknowing target of a vampire count.
S4.E24 ∙ Goody Two-Shoes
Friendly Neighbor Day in the Neitherworld is not going too well in Beetlejuice's neighborhood (thanks naturally to Beetlejuice), so good fairy Goody Two-Shoes is sent to make sure that everybody is nice to each other. However, it turns out that she is determined to make everybody toe HER line, and Beetlejuice must organize the neighborhood to stop her before her "goody two-shoes-ness" destroys them all.
S4.E25 ∙ Vidiots
A video game called "Scourge" sucks Lydia and Beetlejuice into cyberspace, and they must outsmart the computer if they ever hope to escape.
S4.E26 ∙ Ship of Ghouls
Beetlejuice illegally wins two tickets for an ocean cruise and takes Lydia on a very odd vacation on the high seas.
S4.E27 ∙ Poultrygeist
"The Ghost with the Most", while trying to get some sleep, finds himself haunted by the most persistent, obnoxious and dangerous of all spirits...a poultrygeist! Nothing he can do will drive or keep the "fowl" pest away, so finally in desperation he turns to Lydia for help, but can even she do anything?
S4.E28 ∙ It's a Wonderful Afterlife
Beetlejuice gets depressed one day when none of his friends fall for his pranks. Believing that they'd be better off without him, Beetlejuice wishes that none of his friends had ever met him. After a strange man grants his wish and Beetlejuice sees how different things are without him, will he realize what an important role he plays in the lives of his friends?
S4.E29 ∙ Ghost Writer in the Sky
Jealous over a Neitherworld "tell-all" author's success, Beetlejuice decides to write his own tell-all autobiography. The problem is, while it makes him a huge success, nothing in the book about his friends is true and Lydia isn't even mentioned!
S4.E30 ∙ Cabin Fever
Lydia has developed measles, so Beetlejuice takes her to the Neitherworld to cure her with Neitherworld home remedies. However, while she is actually cured, Beetlejuice contracts Cabin Fever and both he and Lydia are quarantined! Now Lydia must find a way to cure Beetlejuice before the Cabin Fever drives him totally bonkers.
S4.E31 ∙ Highs-Ghoul Confidential
While cleaning Beetlejuice's room, Lydia finds Beetlejuice's high school yearbook with a picture of him as Homecoming King and asks him to tell her all about it. The trouble is, the story he tells her isn't exactly the way it actually happened...
S4.E32 ∙ Rotten Sports
Beetlejuice recruits Lydia to coach Team BJ in the Neitherworld All Ghoul Games. But the team is hopeless and the opposition is fierce. Can Lydia motivate her friends enough to even dream of winning, especially Beetlejuice, who's devoted all his time to product endorsements?
S4.E33 ∙ Mr. Beetlejuice Goes to Town
When a highway project (okayed by a corrupt Mayor Maynot) threatens to destroy the roadhouse, Beetlejuice is persuaded to run for mayor against Maynot...and actually wins! However, once in office he falls victim to the same corruption and begins taking huge bribes. Now it's up to Lydia and the rest of the gang (who helped get him elected) to get Beetlejuice thrown OUT of office!
S4.E34 ∙ Time Flies
Beetlejuice gives Lydia a Neitherworld watch as a present, but time actually does fly in the Neitherworld and the watch flies away with Beetlejuice and Lydia in hot pursuit.
S4.E35 ∙ To Beetle or Not to Beetle
Lydia can't seem to understand Shakespeare's work, so Beetlejuice takes her to the Neitherworld to meet Shakespeare's characters, who capture Lydia and demand that she write new plays for them to act in.
S4.E36 ∙ A Star Is Bored
Beetlejuice is chosen to replace a film star in a major Neitherworld horror film, but the ensuing fame turns him into a total jerk. Lydia (and the director not letting him do what he does best) brings him to his senses, but he is trapped by his contract, so Lydia comes up with a plan to get him thrown off the film and replaced by the former star.
S4.E37 ∙ Oh, Brother!
Beetlejuice's brother Donnie (whom everybody loves but Beetlejuice can't stand) comes for a visit, and his popularity among Beetlejuice's friends (and with Lydia) sends Beetlejuice into major depression.
S4.E38 ∙ Snugglejuice
During a major Prankster competition, Beetlejuice is framed for Shop-lifting (literally!) by his opponent and sentenced to rehabilitation in Never-Never-Land, a place of saccharine sweetness where they are determined to break Beetlejuice's spirit...and actually succeed! Lydia finds out what has happened, but when she and "Snugglejuice" are brought back to Never-Never-Land, the beings in charge subject her to the same fiendish brainwashing treatment!
S4.E39 ∙ In the Schticks
When Beetlejuice and Lydia pull a scam, Lydia gets sentenced to washing dishes at the Last Resort Resort on the River Schticks. Beetlejuice, haunted by memories of his Uncle Sid and Aunt Irma, who used to take him to the Last Resort Resort when he was a baby, rushes to Lydia's rescue. Can they survive the awful jokes that abound everywhere on the River Schticks?
S4.E40 ∙ Recipe for Disaster
Beetlejuice (who can't stand healthy food) adds some Gore-egano to Lydia's Caesar salad, bringing it to life and determined to conquer the Neitherworld! Now Beetlejuice and Lydia must travel to A-Roma, a land of living vegetables, to stop veggie dictator Caesar Salad's evil plans.
S4.E41 ∙ Substitute Creature
To counter the normal dullness of Lydia's school day, visiting "Professor Beetleberg" brings Lydia, Bertha, Prudence and Claire to the Neitherworld to visit History Land, an interactive museum of the Neitherworld's version of historical (and sometimes hysterical) events.
S4.E42 ∙ Ghoul of My Dreams
The Monster and Monstress Across The Street have a major quarrel and split up. Now The Monster is miserable, and he's making his neighbors miserable as well! Beetlejuice must get the Monster and Monstress back together somehow, so he comes up with a plan to make the Monstress jealous...but it doesn't quite work out as planned.
S4.E43 ∙ Prairie Strife
In a spoof of both "The Wizard of Oz" and "Shane", Beetlejuice, Lydia and Doomie travel to the Neitherworld's Mid-West to take over a dairy farm owned by Beetlejuice's Aunt Emma. Once there, Beetlejuice must contend with a Big Enchillada (literally!) who is determined to take over the whole territory, while Lydia is forced to become the town's new "School-marm". Beetlejuice is for taking the easy way out (taking the Enchillada's money and running), but Lydia (and Doomie) are ready to join the townspeople in fighting the bad guys.
S4.E44 ∙ Moby Richard
Lydia decides to direct her own episode of "Disasterpiece Theater," with Beetlejuice in the starring role of Captain Ahab in Moby Dick. But all may not go so well, when the haughty whale refuses to work with B.J., who lets his part go to his head and vows to rewrite the play his own way.
S4.E45 ∙ The Unnatural
It's BJ's team against Scuzzo's team in the baseball event of the century. But after a few setbacks, that becomes Beetlejuice and Lydia, all alone, against Scuzzo's entire team. It's Sudden Death for the losers and who will those losers be?
S4.E46 ∙ Forget Me Nuts
After being hit on the head by a falling satellite, Beetlejuice has (naturally!) somehow lost his memory, so he, Lydia and a Neitherworld psychiatrist must travel into Beetlejuice's body to his brain to try and unlock his memories. However, the journey through Beetlejuice's body in a miniaturized submarine won't be as easy as hoped for...
S4.E47 ∙ The Birdbrain of Alcatraz
Beetlejuice is framed by Scuzzo the Clown for Joke-stealing, sentenced and sent "up the river" to prison. While Lydia tries on the outside to uncover the truth and get Beetlejuice freed, Beetlejuice must deal with a prison run by a most unusual warden, and his repeated escape attempts aren't exactly endearing him to the warden...
S4.E48 ∙ Generally Hysterical Hospital
Lydia has hurt her foot but is scared of hospitals, so Beetlejuice takes her to Seizure's Palace, a Neitherworld hospital which seems more like a five-star Las Vegas hotel. However, when the hospital's planned Pay-per-View gets into trouble, the administrator plans to broadcast a substitute Main Event: A Total Body Transplant...with Lydia as the patient and Beetlejuice as the operating doctor!
S4.E49 ∙ Super Zeroes
Beetlejuice tries to cash in on the superhero trend sweeping the Neitherworld by becoming UltraBeetleMan. With Lydia as his cub reporter sidekick, UBM sets out to thwart crime. Suddenly, Mt. Gushmore, Scumdon Bridge, the Fallen Arches of Triumph, the Awful Tower, and Lydia are shrunk by four menacing business tycoons. Can UBM save the day?
S4.E50 ∙ Beetle Geezer
Lydia treats her grandmother as if she's too old to do anything, and Grandma gets sick of it. With the help of Beetlejuice (disguised as Mr. Beetleman's father Grandpa Beetleman), Grandma Deetz takes all the other disgruntled inhabitants of the old folk's home on a wild tour of the Neitherworld.
