Black Dynamite

Action comedy-spoof that follows ex-C. I. A. Agent and full-time ladies man, Black Dynamite, who's out to avenge the death of his brother against kung-fu masters, drug-dealing pimps, and The Man.

Genre: Animation, Action, Adventure

Cast:Michael Jai White , Byron Minns , Kym Whitley , Tommy Davidson , Carl Jones , Debra Wilson , Eric Bauza , Orlando Jones , Jonathan Kite , Jimmy Walker Jr. , Liz Benoit , Corey Burton , Cedric Yarbrough , Tim Blake Nelson , Lil' Mo , Erykah Badu , Clifton Powell , J.B. Smoove

0Season 1

S1.E0 ∙ The Pilot

Mon, Aug 8, 2011

Our ass-kickin-friend-of-the-community, Black Dynamite, takes on his childhood mentor and surrogate father: That Frog Kurtis, a Puppet TV educator turned super villain!

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes

Mon, Jul 16, 2012

When Cream Corn saves young Michael Jackson from an assassination attempt, the pint-sized pop star finds in Corn a new best friend.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats

Sun, Jul 22, 2012

It started as a mission to infiltrate the world of adult film in order to solve a case. But now Bullhorn may be in over his head... in bitches.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Taxes and Death or Get Him to the Sunset Strip

Mon, Jul 30, 2012

With the IRS on his case for a reported $60K and tax day fast approaching, Black Dynamite and crew experience one of their most challenging missions to date.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ A Crisis for Christmas or The Dark Side of the Dark Side of the Moon

Mon, Aug 6, 2012

It's Christmastime at The Whorephanage, and while Black Dynamite loves the holidays, he's distracted by a problem: what can he get the orphans for Christmas?

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Panic on the Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka!

Mon, Aug 13, 2012

Every year the Player's Ball-the annual international gala gathering of Pimps-tries to top the previous years' festivities. This year, it's a costume party on a luxurious cross-country train.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ The Shit That Killed the King or Weekend at Presley's

Mon, Aug 20, 2012

When the President's plan to destroy the Black community with illegal drugs backfires, Tricky Dick unleashes his latest weapon: Special DEA agent Elvis Aaron Presley!

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ Apocalypse, This! Or for the Pity of Fools AKA Flashbacks Are Forever

Mon, Aug 27, 2012

Back in Vietnam, Black Dynamite's "brother from another mother" Lawrence Tureaud was a force to be reckoned with. That is until the US pulled out and left the man for dead.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Honky Kong or White Apes Can't Hump

Sun, Sep 9, 2012

If Calgon can't take Honey Bee away, a giant albino gorilla can! The grind of running the Whorephanage has finally taken its toll on Honey Bee.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ The Race War or Big Black Cannon, Balls Run!

Sun, Sep 16, 2012

Black Dynamite's non-white archnemesis Fiendish Dr. Wu has stolen an experimental supply of Menthol X, a super addictive mind-control additive, and sold it to the Notorious Big Tobacco Company.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ Seed of Kurtis AKA Father Is Just Another Word for Motherf*cker

Sep 2012

The Reverend Daddy Dynamite left Black Dynamite when he was just a little 8-year old children. But now he's back in the Community preaching a new kind of revivalism, and BD - couldn't be happier?

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Roots: The White Album

Sat, Oct 18, 2014

When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a rep-aration frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find. But Black Dynamite sees that since you can't even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man's freedom?

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Black Jaws or Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea

Sat, Oct 25, 2014

A soul-food-eating contest gets everyone in the Black Com-munity down to the summer's biggest beach party. But the party's already jumped the shark when a giant shark jumps out and starts eating people!

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Warriors Come Out or The Mean Queens of Halloween

Sat, Nov 1, 2014

It's Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces BD and the Crew to go to a street party where, let's just say, ain't nobody in the closet. Everything's gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Emcee is assassinated in front of everyone! The unseen shooter frames BD and the Crew, and now they're on a run for their lives, trying to clear their name, pursued by every gay gang south of West Hollywood!

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back or Sexodus or Night of the Living Dickheads

Sat, Nov 8, 2014

A busted-up Whorephanage needs repairs and busted-up whores need a vacation, so Honey Bee takes the harem to Jamaica for R&R. The hoes party to their heart's content, and a disinterested Honey Bee gets her groove back when she meets the one and only Bob Marley! Back at the Whorephanage, all the sex-starved johns turn into horny zombies trying to hump their way into the building, but Honey Bee couldn't care less, she's not coming home! Bob Marley could be her happily ever after - if not for all these assassins with machine guns constantly trying to kill them!

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song or Bill Cosby Ain't Himself

Sat, Nov 15, 2014

When BD's old buddy, maverick "Sweet Sweetback" filmmaker Melvin Van Peebles, gears up to shoot his next blaxploita-tion movie in the Community, everyone's excited to help out - except Bill Cosby! Desperate for positive black images, Cos kidnaps the entire all-star cast and tries to brainwash them into besweatered, upstanding representatives of the black race! While Bullhorn, Cream Corn and Honey Bee fill-in for the talent and try to keep the film afloat, BD must track down the pudding-pop-pusher himself and save all of black film history!

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Mr. Rogers' Revenge

Sat, Nov 22, 2014

On the Orphans' collective birthday, Black Dynamite brings them all to a show taping with their favorite TV white man, Mister Rogers. Now, you'd think that Fred Rogers was never a trained Special Forces killer and that he would definitely not kidnap all the Orphans in a deranged attempt to protect them from evil TV executives and that's exactly what doesn't not happen. With the cops out-gunned and the Orphans behind guerrilla defenses, it's up to Black Dynamite to invade that neighborhood and face off with Mister Rogers himself.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ American Band Standoff or The Godfather of Soooul Train or Get on Your Goodfellas

Sat, Nov 29, 2014

Cream Corn is excited as hell at getting a chance to dance on Soooooooul Train, the hippest trip in America, but BD knows the truth - the music game is a vicious, to-the-death battle between the Godfather Don Cornelius and murderous Dick Clark of American Bandstand. Cream Corn becomes a Soul Train dancer, and Don's old muscle Black Dynamite sees that just when he thought he was out... they pull him back in.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Diff'rent Folks, Same Strokes or The Hunger Pain Games

Sat, Dec 6, 2014

Child Services is finally on to the Whorephanage and slaps them with a shutdown notice! But it's okay, because rich white Mr. Phil Drummond and his rich white friends adopt all the orphans at once and whisk them off to a luxury high-rise in the sky. Just as BD comes to terms with no longer having the Orphans around, he learns that luxury skyscraper is actually a deathmatch arena where the Orphans fight each other to the death for food! He's got to put an end to these Hunger Pang Games, no matter how popular they are!

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ The Wizard of Watts

Jan 2015

Black Dynamite's one day off couldn't be more work: every-one needs his help AND a riot blows up. A brick to the head sends BD hallucinating into the Magical Land of Oz-Watts, a trippy technicolor world where... everyone needs his help! Between getting Scarecorn some game, Lionhorn a muz-zle and the Tin Bee a set of balls, BD has to fight off the Wicked Bitch of the West Side and reach the Great and Pow-erful Mother#*?@#$%'s palace, or he'll never get home.