A teenage girl living in a house run by men dreams what life would be like if she lived in a more conventional family.
Cast:Mayim Bialik , Jenna von Oÿ , Joey Lawrence , Ted Wass , Michael Stoyanov , Barnard Hughes , David Lascher , Portia Dawson , Finola Hughes , Courtney Chase , Samaria Graham , Kevin Jamal Woods , Gail Edwards , Melissa Manchester , Jonathan Schmock , Megan McGinnis , Jacques Coltelloni , Phyllis Diller
Runaway Blossom and her beau go to a hotel, meanwhile Nick is worried about her running off with Vinnie.
In Blossom's letter to her mother, she documents how she discovered Anthony having a drink following two years of sobriety.
Nick is cleaning the house, Vinnie and Blossom want different things from their relationship. Joey fears it was his fault a girl he dumped got into an accident.
Realizing that no one will be home for the night, Joey hires a call girl for his first sexual experience. However, when people start coming home unexpectedly, Joey must find a way to sneak her out of the house.
Joey struggles to come up with a short story for a class assignment.
After Vinnie gets in a bike accident, Blossom dreams about what would life be with and without him.
Blossom and Six get fake IDs so that they can attend a friend's nightclub performance. Feeling bad for a comedian that dies in his ambulance, Anthony decides to use the family home to host his funeral.
Joey is offered $10,000 to play minor league baseball but is torn when he learns that he would have to skip his senior year. Blossom and Six's yard sale unexpectedly ends with them being sent to jail.
On Halloween, Blossom and Six fight off a masked maniac: Joey, who is trying to sneak in after going to a party grounded. Meanwhile, Nick, Anthony and Buzz dress up as Wilson Phillips to win a cash prize, but get stranded at a bar.
The family watches news-style clips of Blossom's campaign to be school president.
Joey becomes worried after finding his birth certificate; Blossom conducts an family video interview.
Blossom wakes up in a dorm after drinking spiked punch at a party.
As part of a Social Studies mid-term, Blossom becomes Jewish for a week. In the meantime, she becomes concerned when Six tells her she is planning to lose her virginity to a guy from school.
Realizing that she and Vinnie might be separated by distance when she leaves for college, Blossom asks Buzz for advice. Buzz then retells the story about how he met Blossom's grandmother.
Nick is not so thrilled when the comedian that he is dating uses him and the family for laughs in her routine. Blossom and Six make a video about safe sex that does not meet the approval of their principal.
Nick leaves Buzz in charge of the house while he's away. Six wrecks Nick's car and Buzz gets married. Joey meets bikini models.
Tony and Joey encounter a ghost train, an old friend visits Nick. Vinnie and Blossom sleep together.
When Nick gets a job at Disneyland as an Elvis impersonator, the rest of the family decides to take a trip to the Magic Kingdom. However, much of the magic is lost when Blossom catches Vinnie hugging another woman.
The family gathers to watch student films that were made by the Russo children and are supposed to have deep meanings.
Prom time brings up the topic of sex and relationships for more than one couple.
Blossom writes to her mother about the aftermath of her breakup with Vinnie. Nick flies out to Paris with the possibility of reconciling with Blossom's mother.
Blossom and Six's friendship takes a hit when Six goes behind Blossom's back to get the job that Blossom was initially interested in.
One of Nick's friends sees the potential for an NBC sitcom based on his life. However, Blossom becomes upset when Six is chosen to play her.
Blossom and Six have a new friend who is bulimic. Nick is nervous about his upcoming date with a new woman. Joey gets a pizza delivery and one of his first customers has a huge appetite but not for pizza.
Blossom ponders leaving life in California behind and moving to Paris to live her mother for an extended period. She is not sure how to break the news to Nick, Vinnie, and Six.