Childrens Hospital
Explores the emotional struggles and sexual politics of a group of doctors charged with healthy libidos. Their dedication to their personal lives is relentless, interrupted only by the occasional need to treat sick children.
Cast:Rob Huebel , Rob Corddry , Ken Marino , Erinn Hayes , Megan Mullally , Michael Cera , Henry Winkler , Lake Bell , Zandy Hartig , Malin Akerman , Brian Huskey , Beth Dover , David Wain , Nick Offerman , Jordan Peele , Kulap Vilaysack , Seth Morris , Nick Kroll
S1.E1 ∙ A Hospital Isn't a Place
Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.
S1.E2 ∙ Monkeys, That's What We Are
The staff is sympathetic about Lola's fake brain tumor. Glenn is arrested for trying to give an infant breast implants. Briggs recalls Owen's last days as a cop. Blake's healing powers of laughter are lacking. Cat falls in love again. Still no Bin Laden.
S1.E3 ∙ A Very Special Episode
Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blake's position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.
S1.E4 ∙ This Kid's Getting a Vasectomy
Cat's new love affair blossoms, provoking jealousy in Glenn. A visiting neurosurgeon Dr. Max Von Sydow, offers to cure the Chief of her myriad ailments. Cat deflowers her new boyfriend while Blake challenges Schacter to a laughter-off.
S1.E5 ∙ Nut Cutters?
Jealous Glenn gives Cat's new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lola's non-existent brain tumor while the Chief undergoes major surgery. Will they make it? Probably not. But maybe. OK, one of them dies.
S1.E8 ∙ The Kid's Getting a Vasectomy
Two crazy operations at once: Blake operates on Lola's nonexistent brain tumor using the healing power of laughter, and Max operates on Chief's various neurological disorders using real medicine.
S2.E1 ∙ I See Her Face Everywhere
As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full-term pregnancy, because the father, Nicky (Nick Kroll - Worst Week) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease.
S2.E2 ∙ No One Can Replace Her
Cat goes into labor, and Lola turns out not to be dead. Blake returns after his spin-off is canceled, and a sexy new doctor arrives and stirs up the "flames" of desire.
S2.E3 ∙ I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
Halloween at the hospital causes Owen to be horny for the ghost of Lola. Chief's visit to the maternity ward results in more than she bargained for.
S2.E4 ∙ Give a Painted Brother a Break
Blake's estranged clown brother, Sir Tinkle Button (guest star Paul Scheer - Funny or Die Presents), pays a surprise visit to Childrens Hospital.
S2.E5 ∙ Joke Overload
When an elderly black man (Ernie Hudson - Ghostbusters) and a white teenage boy are impaled by the same flagpole, the staff learn a lesson about racial tolerance.
S2.E6 ∙ The End of the Middle
The cast and crew reflect on the show's history, recent cancellation and questions about the dolphin's place in the ecosystem. Guest star KATE WALSH (Private Practice) appears.
S2.E7 ∙ Frankfurters. Allman Brothers. Death. Frankfurters.
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems. Guest stars include JOHN CHO (Harold & Kumar films), WILL SASSO (MADtv) and KURTWOOD SMITH (That '70s Show).
S2.E8 ∙ Hot Enough for You?
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over amongst the staff. Nurse Dori (ZANDY HARTIG) finds a new and provocative way to fry an egg.
S2.E9 ∙ The Coffee Machine Paid for Itself
A hip, sexy rabbi (guest star and executive producer DAVID WAIN - Wainy Days) arrives and seduces Valerie, which angers Glenn. Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine.
S2.E10 ∙ Show Me on Montana
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day starts a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester, Chief's sexy daughter and an 11-year-old patient whose gender is to be determined.
S2.E11 ∙ You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
The abortion debate is brought relief by a visit from a senator (guest star ED BEGLEY JR.). Owen faces a tough decision. And, in a moment of clarity, Sy faces his alcoholism.
S2.E12 ∙ The Sultan's Finger: Live
IQBAL THEBA and JON HAMM guest star in the season finale. Plus, in a surprise ending, the shocking truth about one of the doctors is revealed, shattering everyone's perceptions.
S3.E1 ∙ Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
In the season premiere, when a kid trapped in quicksand comes into the ER on a Saturday, it's up to Sy to wrangle the team back together ... because doctors don't work on weekends.
S3.E2 ∙ Ward 8
Detective Change Briggs (NICK OFFERMAN) goes undercover in Ward 8, the wing for mentally insane children. Blake's ex-girlfriend, Britches (SARAH SILVERMAN), comes back.
S3.E3 ∙ The Black Doctor
Blake's landlord evicts him for being a clown. Dr. Brian (JORDAN PEELE - MADtv) returns to Childrens Hospital after leaving his job consulting on medical drama "Black Hospital".
S3.E4 ∙ Home Is Where the Hospital Is
Space is getting scarce in the communal apartment and someone needs to move out. Sy deals with his own undesirable living condition.
S3.E5 ∙ Nip/Tug
A pediatric plastic surgeon (SETH MORRIS) arrives, while Max Von Sydow (JOHN ROSS BOWIE) mixes up babies in the maternity ward. Glenn and Owen take a walk to get a snack.
S3.E6 ∙ The '70s Episode
Dr. Richie is back from killing babies in 'Nam, Lola wants to be a lady doctor and Dr. Brian (recurring guest star JORDAN PEELE) is just doin' what he does.
S3.E7 ∙ Father's Day
On Father's Day, Lola and Dr. Brian (JORDAN PEELE) try to find Cat's estranged father. Meanwhile, the other doctors wait for a prisoner to be executed so they can use his heart.
S3.E8 ∙ Stryker Bites the Dust
After the untimely death of beloved Dr. Brock Striker (guest star ROB RIGGLE - The Hangover), Sy orders the staff to undergo counseling before they can practice medicine again.
S3.E9 ∙ Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.
S3.E10 ∙ Munch by Proxy
Owen's secret wife, Kelly (guest star ALICIA SILVERSTONE - Clueless), brings their baby in with a mysterious wound. Plus, Val dances with the Devil - and by "dances" we mean she plays chess for her life.
S3.E11 ∙ The Night Shift
The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (NICK KROLL) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.
S3.E12 ∙ The Chet Episode
A day in the life of the creepy paramedic (BRIAN HUSKEY).
S3.E13 ∙ Party Down
Jewish heart surgeon Glenn Richie never had a Bar Mitzvah - so his girlfriend Valerie and longtime nemesis Rabbi Jewy McJewJew (DAVID WAIN) are planning one.
S3.E14 ∙ Newsreaders
Newsreaders is back with their follow-up episode on the Childrens Hospital cast.
S4.E1 ∙ The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
An airborne amnesia virus spreads panic. It also spreads memory loss.
S4.E6 ∙ The Return of the Young Billionaire
Owen helps a police detective (MICHAELA WATKINS).
S4.E7 ∙ British Hospital
British adaptation of America's long-running medical show.
S4.E9 ∙ A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Sy is a former super spy and his old partner wants him dead.
S4.E11 ∙ Attention Staff
The identity of the mysterious public announcement announcer is finally learned. Guest star JON HAMM (Mad Men) appears - but not as the mysterious P.A. announcer.
S4.E12 ∙ Childrens Lawspital
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
S5.E1 ∙ A New Hope
In the season premiere, the staff must relocate to an American Army base in Japan. STEVE AGEE (Jimmy Kimmel Live), JON HAMM (Mad Men) and KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY (MADtv) guest star.
S5.E2 ∙ Triangles
When the son of Nurse Dori (ZANDY HARTIG) witnesses a murder, Detective Chance Briggs (NICK OFFERMAN) arrives to solve the crime ... but he doesn't count on falling in love.
S5.E3 ∙ The C-Word
A night of entertainment on the base is threatened by a plane crash -- until a survivor offers help. Also, Owen doesn't get stuck in a time loop.
S5.E4 ∙ Country Weekend
The day has come for Cat and Michael's (JUSTIN KIRK - Weeds) nuptials. The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house, until two shocking events threaten to dampen the celebration.
S5.E5 ∙ Imaginary Friends
The doctors fight to save the hospital ward that houses ailing imaginary friends ... and also has great cell reception. BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY, JAY JOHNSTON guest star.
S5.E6 ∙ The Gang Gets Sushi
Lola is recruited by an elite, secret government task force, but a ghost from her past threatens to compromise her mission. Recurring guest star JORDAN PEELE (MADtv, Key and Peele) appears.
S5.E7 ∙ Old Fashioned Day
Sy's plan for a costumed "theme day" on the base becomes more complicated than expected. BETH DOVER, JAMES URBANIAK and STEVEN WEBER guest star.
S5.E8 ∙ Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm
To get rid of Owen's perm, the doctors hatch a plan involving a haunted house and Omni magazine. Meanwhile, Blake learns how Glenn is so good at surgery.
S5.E9 ∙ Wine Tasting
A famous Army hospital critic visits the base on the same day as a scheduled wine tasting. WILLIAM ATHERTON (Die Hard) guest stars.
S5.E10 ∙ Blaken
Blake's abduction presents Owen with a chance to boost ratings on his medical talk show.
S5.E11 ∙ A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch
Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Guest stars include JON HAMM (Mad Men), JOHN GEMBERLING (The Heart, She Holler) and IAN ROBERTS (Reno 911!).
S5.E12 ∙ My Friend Falcon
DAVID WAIN's personal documentary about his lifelong friendship/rivalry with Childrens Hospital cast member Just Falcon. KERRI KENNEY (Reno 911!), SAM TRAMMEL (True Blood) appear.
S5.E13 ∙ Coming and Going
The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a shocking climax involving birth, death, sex, war, and opera.
S6.E1 ∙ Five Years Later
In the season premiere, which takes place five years after last season's climax, Owen has to reintegrate into normal life at the hospital after spending time in prison. KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY (Key and Peele, MADtv) guest stars.
S6.E2 ∙ Codename: Jennifer
The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.
S6.E3 ∙ We Are Not Our DNA!
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
S6.E4 ∙ Fan Fiction
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen; a high-stakes medical mystery.
S6.E5 ∙ With Great Power...
Lola discovers that she may have a superpower. Meanwhile, Blake and Dori consult a mediator to solve their parenting issues.
S6.E6 ∙ Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, and Jordan Peele.
S6.E7 ∙ Up at 5
The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.
S6.E8 ∙ Koontz Is Coming
Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger.
S6.E9 ∙ Sperm Bank Heist
Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.
S6.E10 ∙ Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital.
S6.E11 ∙ Me, Owen
Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.
S6.E12 ∙ The 27 Club
When a newspaper calls Glenn a "rock star surgeon," he worries that he'll die on his upcoming 27th birthday, like so many of his fellow rock stars before him. Meanwhile, Chief opts for a "staycation" at the hospital.
S6.E13 ∙ Home Life of a Doctor
Glenn returns to the Lower East Side of São Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner. Guest stars include Ben Feldman, Mimi Kennedy, Michael Lerner, Lindsey Kraft, Seth Morris, and Jamie Denbo.
S6.E14 ∙ Kick Me
After years of injustice, Blake recognizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors and takes revenge.
S7.E1 ∙ Kids Hospital
In the season premiere, fresh off being fired last season by Blake, the Childrens Hospital doctors find new jobs and intense challenges at a crosstown hospital run by the stern Dr. Kids (guest star BETSY BRANDT - Breaking Bad). Meanwhile, Blake turns to a life of crime with his no-good brother, Sir Tinklebutton (guest star PAUL SCHEER - The League).
S7.E2 ∙ One Million Saved
A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.
S7.E3 ∙ Sy's Tenure
When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.
S7.E4 ∙ Doctor Beth
Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.
S7.E5 ∙ Through the Eyes of a Falcon
In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed. MOLLY SHANNON (Saturday Night Live) guest stars.
S7.E6 ∙ DOY
Blake, Lola, and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.
S7.E7 ∙ By the Throat
After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.
S7.E8 ∙ Childrens Horsepital
A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.
S7.E9 ∙ Hump Cola
Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.
S7.E10 ∙ The Show You Watch
A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.
S7.E11 ∙ Show Me a Hero
When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X. Guest stars include the band X (DJ BONEBRAKE, EXENE CERVENKA, JOHN DOE and BILLY ZOOM), along with JASON ANTOON, TOM ARNOLD, DICK CAVETT, RANDALL PARK and ALAN SMYTH.
S7.E12 ∙ Grandparents Day
It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors. BARRY BOSTWICK guest stars.
S7.E13 ∙ The Grid, Part One
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.... ZANDY HARTIG, BRIAN HUSKEY and ANNE-MARIE JOHNSON guest star.
