Crossing Swords
A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Fantasy
Cast:Nicholas Hoult , Luke Evans , Adam Pally , Alanna Ubach , Tara Strong , Seth Green , Tony Hale , Adam Ray , Maya Erskine , Breckin Meyer , Wendi McLendon-Covey , Yvette Nicole Brown , Jameela Jamil , Rob Corddry , Ben Schwartz , Natasha Lyonne , Alfred Molina , Isaac Robinson-Smith
S2.E1 ∙ Shamrock Shakedown
Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom and only avoids punishment with a Hail Mary promise to the king: that he will find the legendary leprechaun gold.
S2.E2 ∙ Toxic Femininity
The king and queen's scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth is derailed. Patrick and Broth go undercover to protect Blossom and bust the drug ring, but the truth behind this mystery is even more shocking than they suspected.
S2.E3 ∙ Destination: Wedding
The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden the squire. But when Ruben crashes the wedding to win Holden back, Patrick uncovers a malevolent undercurrent to the nuptials.
S2.E4 ∙ Good Vibrations
When Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. While every eligible lady in town tries to win the king's hand, Patrick desperately attempts to wake the queen before the kingdom is torn apart.
S2.E5 ∙ Get Your Minchachas Out
On a training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight's lessons are superficial crap. Merriman and Tulip attend couples counseling that turns into a struggle for their lives.
S2.E6 ∙ Tent Pitching
The circus returns to the kingdom, much to the king's delight. Blarney is reunited with his uppity clown college classmates. Patrick, however, is concerned that Danielle's circus origins make this an opportune time for her to strike again.
S2.E7 ∙ Nothin, Usurp With U?
The kingdom adjusts to life under its new (old) king, the Old King. Patrick is torn between loyalty to the kingdom and loyalty to his former king. Meanwhile, Merriman tries life as a civilian and finds a new career after a mushroom-fueled trip.
S2.E8 ∙ Sad-iator
As punishment for his dissent, Patrick is sentenced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. Merriman starts to take a shine to his new life in the human resources department of a cobbler shop, but puts corporate life aside for Patrick's sake.
S2.E9 ∙ Knight of the F**king Dead
Merriman and Tulip are back just in time for the annual Hallowtide party. Patrick is tasked with chaperoning Blossom, but abandons his duties to hang out with the knights. Blossom swaps places with her deceased Aunt Donna in a game of Bloody Mary.
S2.E10 ∙ Hard Day's Knight
After months of the kingdom depleting the jewel mines, the Mole People underground lash out at the surface-dwellers. Patrick journeys down into the darkness, where he encounters terror both real and existential; does he even want to be a knight anymore?
