Crossing Swords

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.

Genre: Animation, Comedy, Fantasy

Cast:Nicholas Hoult , Luke Evans , Adam Pally , Alanna Ubach , Tara Strong , Seth Green , Tony Hale , Adam Ray , Maya Erskine , Breckin Meyer , Wendi McLendon-Covey , Yvette Nicole Brown , Jameela Jamil , Rob Corddry , Ben Schwartz , Natasha Lyonne , Alfred Molina , Isaac Robinson-Smith

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Pilot

Mon, May 17, 2021

Patrick lands a coveted squire position at the royal castle, but his dream job becomes a nightmare.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Hot Tub Death Machine

Fri, Jun 12, 2020

Patrick is placed in charge of deciding who to execute as part of King Merriman's publicity stunt.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ What's Kraken?

Fri, Jun 12, 2020

Patrick scores highly coveted tickets to a Kraken watching cruise for his parents that gets hijacked by a radical protest group.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ In the Line of Squire

Fri, Jun 12, 2020

Patrick must protect Princess Blossom from an assassin at a giant music festival.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Let Them Eat Clown

Fri, Jun 12, 2020

Patrick escorts King Merriman to an annual bacchanal where rival kings meet to divvy up power and party their faces off.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ My Super Sweet Period Party

Fri, Jun 12, 2020

Patrick must undergo a circumcision to keep his job and help Princess Blossom with her Super Sweet Period Party.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ Look Who's Stalking

Fri, Jun 12, 2020

Patrick follows King Merriman up a beanstalk to a kingdom in the clouds.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ The Snow Job

Fri, Jun 12, 2020

Patrick heads north with the royal family when a deadly plague sweeps through the kingdom.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ The A-Moooo-Zing Race

Fri, Jun 12, 2020

Patrick and his fellow adventurers - including his own siblings - must rescue Princess Blossom when she's held captive by a Minotaur in its maze.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ Unchained Monarchy

Fri, Jun 12, 2020

After rescuing Princess Blossom, Patrick must stop the assassin from overthrowing the kingdom.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Shamrock Shakedown

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom and only avoids punishment with a Hail Mary promise to the king: that he will find the legendary leprechaun gold.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Toxic Femininity

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

The king and queen's scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth is derailed. Patrick and Broth go undercover to protect Blossom and bust the drug ring, but the truth behind this mystery is even more shocking than they suspected.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Destination: Wedding

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden the squire. But when Ruben crashes the wedding to win Holden back, Patrick uncovers a malevolent undercurrent to the nuptials.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Good Vibrations

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

When Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. While every eligible lady in town tries to win the king's hand, Patrick desperately attempts to wake the queen before the kingdom is torn apart.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Get Your Minchachas Out

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

On a training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight's lessons are superficial crap. Merriman and Tulip attend couples counseling that turns into a struggle for their lives.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Tent Pitching

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

The circus returns to the kingdom, much to the king's delight. Blarney is reunited with his uppity clown college classmates. Patrick, however, is concerned that Danielle's circus origins make this an opportune time for her to strike again.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Nothin, Usurp With U?

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

The kingdom adjusts to life under its new (old) king, the Old King. Patrick is torn between loyalty to the kingdom and loyalty to his former king. Meanwhile, Merriman tries life as a civilian and finds a new career after a mushroom-fueled trip.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Sad-iator

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

As punishment for his dissent, Patrick is sentenced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. Merriman starts to take a shine to his new life in the human resources department of a cobbler shop, but puts corporate life aside for Patrick's sake.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Knight of the F**king Dead

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

Merriman and Tulip are back just in time for the annual Hallowtide party. Patrick is tasked with chaperoning Blossom, but abandons his duties to hang out with the knights. Blossom swaps places with her deceased Aunt Donna in a game of Bloody Mary.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ Hard Day's Knight

Fri, Dec 10, 2021

After months of the kingdom depleting the jewel mines, the Mole People underground lash out at the surface-dwellers. Patrick journeys down into the darkness, where he encounters terror both real and existential; does he even want to be a knight anymore?