Dan Vs.

A rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan tries to get revenge on anyone and anything that angers him. His misadventures are coupled with his best friend and summer camp buddy, Chris, and occasionally the skills of Chris's secret operative wife, Elise. Dan's misadventures unfortunately places him in odd circumstances, from a jogging werewolf to the depths of the... Read all

Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Cast:Curtis Armstrong , Paget Brewster , David Foley , Dan Mandel , Grey Griffin , Eric Bauza , Jeff Bennett , John DiMaggio , Carlos Alazraqui , Tom Kenny , Patrick Falvey , Meredith Baxter , Michael Gross , Kevin Michael Richardson , Fred Tatasciore , David Kaye , Maurice LaMarche , Tara Strong

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Dan Vs. New Mexico

Sat, Jan 1, 2011

Dan and Chris set out to take down New Mexico after it damages Dan's car.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Dan Vs. The Wolf-Man

Sat, Jan 1, 2011

After the Wolf-Man attacks his car, Dan enlists non-believer Chris in his quest for vengeance.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Dan Vs. The Dentist

Sat, Jan 8, 2011

Dan is sure his Dentist is up to nefarious doings and decides to do something about it.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ Dan Vs. the Ninja

Sat, Jan 15, 2011

When a ninja steals Dan's cookies, Elise proves to be an unlikely ally in Dan's revenge scheme.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Dan Vs. the Animal Shelter

Sat, Jan 22, 2011

When a shelter full of barking dogs keeps Dan awake at night, he has no choice but to bring the establishment to its knees.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Dan Vs. Canada

Sat, Jan 29, 2011

After a perceived slight by the nation, Dan enlists Chris on a quest for vengeance.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ Dan Vs. Traffic

Sat, Feb 26, 2011

Dan is at his wits' end with all the traffic in the city and he goes to extremes to free up the road.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Dan Vs. Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre

Sat, Mar 5, 2011

Insulted by hack actors and bad food at the local dinner theater, Dan dons a disguise in an effort to infiltrate his nemesis from within.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ Dan Vs. Baseball

Sat, Mar 12, 2011

After a broadcast of the local baseball game pre-empts Dan's favorite TV show and a crowd of unruly baseball fans break his car's side mirror in a violent scuffle for a home run ball, Dan sets out to destroy America's favorite pastime!

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ Dan Vs. the Salvation Armed Forces

Sat, Mar 19, 2011

Dan accidentally donates his car to the Salvation Armed Forces and initiates a charity war to get it back.

11Season 1

S1.E11 ∙ Dan Vs. the Beach

Sat, Mar 26, 2011

Beset upon by careless beach bums, Dan decides destroying the beach is the only way to rid himself of them.

12Season 1

S1.E12 ∙ Dan Vs. George Washington

Sat, Apr 2, 2011

Convinced that the Father of Our Country has attacked him from beyond the grave, Dan heads to Mount Vernon to wreak vengeance.

13Season 1

S1.E13 ∙ Dan Vs. Technology

Sat, Apr 9, 2011

When his brand new computer dies and is rendered defunct, Dan heads to Silicon Valley to plot his revenge against the head of the leading computer company.

14Season 1

S1.E14 ∙ Dan Vs. the Barber

Sat, Apr 16, 2011

A bad haircut forces Dan to cancel a date, and he sets out to make his barber pay.

15Season 1

S1.E15 ∙ Dan Vs. Art

Sat, Apr 30, 2011

When a local artist uses Dan's car as a canvas for his most recent masterpiece, Dan plots to expose him as a fraud.

16Season 1

S1.E16 ∙ Dan Vs. Elise's Parents

Sat, May 14, 2011

Dan fabricates a story about Elise's parents having mafia ties in an effort to have them arrested and free up Chris to spend more time with him.

17Season 1

S1.E17 ∙ Dan Vs. The Fancy Restaurant

Sat, May 21, 2011

An upscale eatery forces Dan's favorite sandwich shop to close, so Dan organizes a kitchen revolt to take down the fancy restaurant from within.

18Season 1

S1.E18 ∙ Dan Vs. Dan

Sat, May 28, 2011

An imposter assumes Dan's identity, and Dan is forced to invent a new one for himself to seek his revenge.

19Season 1

S1.E19 ∙ Dan Vs. The Family Camping Trip

Sat, Jun 4, 2011

When Chris can't join him for a movie marathon due to a family camping trip, Dan sets off to the woods for revenge.

20Season 1

S1.E20 ∙ Dan Vs. Burgerphile

Sat, Jun 18, 2011

Dan chains himself to the door at his favorite burger joint in protest of poor customer service.

21Season 1

S1.E21 ∙ Dan vs. The Magician

Sat, Jun 25, 2011

When Elise's watch is taken in the midst of a magic show, Dan attempts to expose a local magician as a fraud and a thief.

22Season 1

S1.E22 ∙ Dan Vs. The Lemonade Stand Gang

Sat, Jun 4, 2011

Dan and Chris set out to stop a group of underage hooligans who have begun extorting money from local citizens through a neighborhood lemonade stand.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Dan Vs. The Family Thanksgiving

Sat, Nov 19, 2011

Dan is invited to join Chris and Elise as they spend Thanksgiving with Elise's parents. Soon, he discovers that all is not as it seems.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Dan vs. The Mall Santa

Sat, Dec 17, 2011

Dan and Chris get jobs at the Mall's Christmas display. Before long, Dan runs afoul of the Mall Santa. Who will triumph?

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Dan vs. The Neighbors

Sat, Jan 28, 2012

Dan is convinced that his neighbors are up to no good and tries to drive them out of the building.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Dan Vs. Dancing

Sat, Feb 4, 2012

Dan wants to destroy a dance contest in Pasadena that Chris and Elise are entering. Chaos results.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Dan Vs. The Bank

Sat, Feb 11, 2012

Dan is aggrieved that the ATM fee at his bank has gone up. He recruits Chris to help him take down the bank.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Dan Vs. The Monster Under the Bed

Sat, Feb 18, 2012

Dan is convinced there's a monster under his bed. But how do you fight a monster?

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Dan Vs. Golf

Sat, Feb 25, 2012

When Chris shirks his daily responsibilities to play golf with his boss, Dan and Elise find themselves reluctant accomplices in an elaborate revenge plot against the sport in an effort to release Chris from its clutches.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Dan Vs. The Gym

Sat, Mar 3, 2012

Fed up with Chris and Elise's overemphasis on fitness and the trainers who play up its importance, Dan wages war on his local gym only to uncover a shocking secret conspiracy.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Dan Vs. The Wedding

Sat, Mar 17, 2012

Upset that his crush is getting married, Dan makes his way into the wedding party and attempts to ruin the wedding from within!

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ Dan Vs. The Catburglar

Sat, Mar 31, 2012

Seduced by a intriguing but secretive beauty and enraged when his cat goes missing, Dan finds himself entangled in a web of secrets and lies in what might end up being the biggest mystery of his life.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ Dan Vs. The Dinosaur

Sat, Apr 7, 2012

After getting his car destroyed (yet again), this time by a real, living dinosaur created in a secret government experiment, Dan enlists Chris and a television reptile expert to help him have his revenge.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ Dan Vs. Stupidity

Sat, Apr 14, 2012

Fed up with the dumbing down of America, Dan heads to the Governor's office to seek revenge on the decision-makers behind the nation's seemingly ever sinking collective I.Q.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ Dan Vs. The Telemarketer

Sat, May 19, 2012

Harassed day and night by an unyielding telemarketer, Dan sets out to get even, only to find himself the target of a previous nemesis' plan for retribution.

14Season 2

S2.E14 ∙ Dan Vs. Reality TV

Sat, May 26, 2012

Humiliated on television by a slimy Hollywood reality TV producer, Dan attempts to ruin the popular genre for good and still make off with the coveted grand prize - a trip to Adult Astronaut Sleepaway Camp!

15Season 2

S2.E15 ∙ Dan Vs. Parents

Sat, Jun 2, 2012

Annoyed by rampant examples of bad parenting everywhere he looks, Dan sets out to adopt his own child to prove he would be the best parent ever.

16Season 2

S2.E16 ∙ Dan Vs. Gigundo-Mart

Sat, Jun 9, 2012

When a new megamart moves into his neighborhood, fueling a consumer buying frenzy, threatening to close down some of his favorite local haunts, and sending Chris into a dangerous downward spiral of spending, Dan is determined to destroy the grocery goliath.

17Season 2

S2.E17 ∙ Dan Vs. Chris

Sat, Jun 16, 2012

A petty fight over ownership rights of a mutually beloved piece of film memorabilia turns into a fight to the death when Dan and Chris go head-to-head in a battle that might just spell the end of their friendship forever.

18Season 2

S2.E18 ∙ Dan Vs. Wild West Town

Sat, Jun 23, 2012

It's high noon for Dan when a chintzy dude ranch refuses his request for a refund and he sets out on a treasure hunt in the desert, pursued by nefarious gunslingers.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ Dan Vs. Anger Management

Sat, Nov 17, 2012

Dan is forced to take a course in Anger Management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered (but horribly unstable) class instructor.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ Dan Vs. The Mummy

Sat, Nov 24, 2012

When the object of Dan's revenge turns out to be a laid back, undead Egyptian king who won't leave him alone, Dan has to resort to some ancient means of pest control.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ Dan Vs. The Boss

Sat, Dec 1, 2012

Dan is forced to get a job to pay his rent, and soon realizes that his new employer is a demon bent on making Dan her personal minion.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ Dan Vs. The Mechanic

Sat, Dec 8, 2012

When Dan learns that his mechanic has been using parts of Dan's car to build a giant robot for an underground fight club, he gets in on the action - for revenge.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ Dan Vs. The High School Reunion

Sat, Dec 15, 2012

Furious at not being invited to his high school reunion, Dan plans a school yard prank the alumni are not soon to forget.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ The Common Cold

Sat, Jan 19, 2013

After becoming sick for the very first time in his life, Dan heads to the Department of Controlling Diseases for help in ridding the world from the Common Cold!

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ Dan Vs. The DMV

Sat, Jan 26, 2013

When his behavior at the DMV for a routine traffic issue categorizes Dan as a "difficult case" - he is sent to an underground labyrinth where he must use all his wits to renew his license and escape with his life!

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Dan Vs. The Ski Trip

Tue, Feb 19, 2013

A sudden blizzard strands Dan inside an isolated cabin with Elise while Chris kicks back and drinks hot cocoa with newfound friends.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ Dan vs. Jury Duty

Sat, Feb 9, 2013

Stuck serving on a jury as part of his civic duty, Dan finds himself relating to the defendant and sets out to manipulate the system to find him innocent.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ Vegetables

Sat, Feb 16, 2013

When Burgerphile removes French fries from their menu in favor of vegetables, Dan sees red and sets out to rid the city of the healthy green menace!

11Season 3

S3.E11 ∙ Dan Vs. The Superhero

Sat, Feb 23, 2013

After the superhero Terrifi-Guy callously wrecks Dan's car, Dan decides to have his revenge first by becoming a superior hero, then by taking the crime fighter down through diabolical acts of super-villainy.

12Season 3

S3.E12 ∙ Dan Vs. The Family Cruise

Sat, Mar 2, 2013

Stuck on a cruise ship with Chris, Elise, and her parents, Dan makes life at sea miserable until an attempt to redirect the ship to land sends the Ocean Liner headed straight for dangerous waters!

13Season 3

S3.E13 ∙ Summer Camp

Sat, Mar 9, 2013

Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.