Desperate Housewives
Secrets and truths unfold through the lives of female friends in one suburban neighborhood after the mysterious suicide of a neighbor.
Cast:Teri Hatcher , Felicity Huffman , Marcia Cross , Eva Longoria , Ricardo Chavira , Brenda Strong , James Denton , Doug Savant , Shawn Pyfrom , Nicollette Sheridan , Andrea Bowen , Kyle MacLachlan , Brent Kinsman , Shane Kinsman , Kathryn Joosten , Zane Huett , Joy Jorgensen , Mark Moses
S1.E1 ∙ Pilot
Mary Alice takes her own life, taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors; At Mary Alice's funeral, Susan meets Mike, a new neighbour.
S1.E2 ∙ Ah, But Underneath
Gabrielle goes to great lengths to hide her affair with her gardener, John; Lynette tries to discipline her twin boys with tough love; Bree and Rex try marriage counseling.
S1.E3 ∙ Pretty Little Picture
The housewives decides to organize the dinner Mary Alice was organizing; Gabrielle is blackmailed by a 9 year old girl; Bree tries to hide her broken marriage; Karl returns to discuss terms with Susan.
S1.E4 ∙ Who's That Woman?
Martha Huber learns that Susan had something to do with Edie's house fire and tries to blackmail her. Carlos is suspicious of Gabrielle cheating on him but gets the wrong guy; the cable guy.
S1.E5 ∙ Come in, Stranger
A break-in on Wisteria Lane leaves the neighbors feeling vulnerable; After Rex takes the kids away for the weekend, Bree finds herself bonding with Zach; Gabrielle takes drastic measures to keep Juanita oblivious to her secret.
S1.E6 ∙ Running to Stand Still
Lynette locks horns at the twins' school with officious mom Maisy Gibbons; Susan continues to investigate the mystery of Zach's sudden disappearance; Juanita comes closer to discovering Gabrielle's dirty little secret affair.
S1.E7 ∙ Anything You Can Do
Susan is miffed when Mike gets an unexpected house guest named Kendra; Andrew gets into a serious car accident that puts Mama Solis in the hospital; Mr. Shaw comes closer to solving who was blackmailing Mary Alice.
S1.E8 ∙ Guilty
Bree and Rex cover up Andrew's accident; Susan grows suspicious of Mike's real reason for moving to Wisteria Lane; Gabrielle questions the priest, who John confessed her adulterous affair to.
S1.E9 ∙ Suspicious Minds
Gabrielle decides to organize a glamorous Halston fashion show; Bree and Rex are now at odds with each other on how to punish Andrew; The police investigate the skeletal body in a toy chest that Paul Young dumped in the river, and begin to close in on his secret.
S1.E10 ∙ Come Back to Me
Bree finds out that Rex is cheating, and he has a heart attack; Susan plans to take her relationship with Mike to the next level; Lynette, suspicious of her new nanny Claire, decides to secretly videotape her.
S1.E11 ∙ Move On
Edie organizes a neighborhood search for Mrs. Huber, just as her sister arrives on Wisteria Lane; Bree agrees to a separation and asks an attractive pharmacist on a date; Susan's ex-husband, Karl, suddenly returns for a visit; Lynette's fears Tom is attracted to their nanny.
S1.E12 ∙ Every Day a Little Death
The residents of Wisteria Lane learn the fate of Martha Huber; Susan confesses to Edie about her role in her house fire; Bree finds George getting a little too close for comfort; Carlos is released on bail, and placed under house arrest.
S1.E13 ∙ Your Fault
Lynette learns Tom's father secret; Susan is disturbed by Julie's relationship with Zach; Rex attempts to reconcile with Bree; John's parents demand Gabrielle for help.
S1.E14 ∙ Love Is in the Air
Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike until she learns a surprising fact; Lynette's neighbor accuses her twins of thievery; Bree learns of Rex's sexual needs; Gabrielle's work adventures continue.
S1.E15 ∙ Impossible
Mike is questioned in Martha's murder; Justin tries to blackmail Gabrielle; Tom wants a big promotion, but Lynette fears she would be left alone with the kids even more; Julie learns of Zack's dark side.
S1.E16 ∙ The Ladies Who Lunch
Maisy Gibbons' series of unfortunate events shocks Wisteria Lane; Gabrielle and Carlos' sewer system goes out; Lynette learns of a rumour that her twins started a head lice epidemic; Susan finds a surprising ally after her breakup with Mike.
S1.E17 ∙ There Won't Be Trumpets
Mama Solis awakens from her coma, as Gabrielle and Carlos fret over their financial issues; Lynette befriends a deaf woman; Bree encounters more trouble when disciplining Andrew; Susan finds herself attracted to Edie's hunky new contractor.
S1.E18 ∙ Children Will Listen
Susan's mother pays an unexpected visit; Gabrielle faces Carlos' wrath; While babysitting Lynette's children, Bree punishes the twins for misbehaving; Felicia gets closer to Zach, revealing more disturbing details about his family.
S1.E19 ∙ Live Alone and Like It
Lynette learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she befriends Mrs. McClusky; Susan's mother decides to try to jump-start her and her daughter's love lives; Bree forces Andrew to talk to the family priest about his conflicted sexuality.
S1.E20 ∙ Fear No More
Gabrielle plans a big party to bid farewell to Carlos and begins to suspect she's pregnant; George Williams returns, much to Rex's displeasure; Lynette learns Tom's old girlfriend, has been hired at his firm again; Susan and Julie encounter strange behavior from the Young family.
S1.E21 ∙ Sunday in the Park with George
George continues to worm his way into Bree's life; Lynette tries to spice up her sex life; Susan hires Mr. Shaw to investigate the Young family; Felicia takes action to help Zach.
S1.E22 ∙ Goodbye for Now
Susan and Mike decide to move in together; Lynette takes steps to make sure Annabel doesn't come between her and Tom; Bree comes to a realization about George; Carlos' legal problems take a turn for the worse; Martha Huber's journal falls into the hands of Susan and Julie.
S1.E23 ∙ One Wonderful Day
Tensions and conflicts endure between the different characters as the season comes to an end but leaves you hanging for what is to come.
S2.E1 ∙ Next
Lynette goes back to work; Gabrielle struggles with her pregnancy and Carlos in jail; Bree deals with Rex's death; Susan learns more about Mike's past.
S2.E2 ∙ You Could Drive a Person Crazy
Susan discovers that Karl is seeing Edie. Tom can't keep up with housework. Carlos needs Gabby's help surviving in jail. Bree's mother-in-law feels the need to share her grief with the world.
S2.E3 ∙ You'll Never Get Away from Me
Bree throws Phyllis out of her house; Susan tries bravely to accept Edie's new role in Julie's life; Lynette's demanding boss, Nina, makes her miss Parker's first day of kindergarten; Gabrielle finally breaks after seeing John with an older woman; Felicia persuades Mike to watch his back for the missing Zach and Paul might come after him; Betty and Matthew try to keep their mysterious captive's presence a secret when he nearly escapes.
S2.E4 ∙ My Heart Belongs to Daddy
Lynette's son has an imaginary friend, George and Andrew fight over Bree's attention, Susan struggles with the Zach situation, and Gabby has lawyer problems.
S2.E5 ∙ They Asked Me Why I Believe in You
Susan helps her dear friend in financial trouble; Lynette is forced to go out to bars with her man-hungry boss; Bree is allowed to re-bury Rex; Gabrielle hires David Bradley to defend Carlos, but rejects him; More of the Applewhite's past is shown; Paul Young returns.
S2.E6 ∙ I Wish I Could Forget You
Susan tries to get Paul Young arrested, while her mother pays another visit; Carlos continues serving his jail sentence, while Gabrielle tries to free him, but his lawyer refuses to represent him; Bree gets a bad rash every time she tries to be intimate with George; Lynette gets into a minor argument with Tom over her purchase of a number of very expensive business suits to impress Nina.
S2.E7 ∙ Color and Light
Lynette and Tom find a like-minded couple to watch their kids, Susan strikes up a romance with her ex-husband, and Gabby tries to hide her pregnancy.
S2.E8 ∙ The Sun Won't Set
The residents stress about security; Lynette fears Tom doesn't keep his eye close enough on their offspring; Susan decides to meet her biological father; Bree later gets a visit from a mysterious woman; Gabrielle learns to face her feelings.
S2.E9 ∙ That's Good, That's Bad
George stalks Bree; Lynette uses some leverage against Nina; Carlos is released from prison; Susan finally meets her birth father, and tries to form a relationship.
S2.E10 ∙ Coming Home
Bree has to deal with George's death, Lynette tries to get daycare at work, Susan has problems with her father's wife, Gabrielle fights for her husband and the Applewhites get Caleb back.
S2.E11 ∙ One More Kiss
Gabrielle kisses Tom; Andrew tries to blackmail Bree; Mike tries to spend a little time with Zach, which angers Paul.
S2.E12 ∙ We're Gonna Be All Right
After a bad blind date, Susan meets and flirts with a handsome doctor, named Dr. Ron McGreadie, but she takes a wrong approach by feigning a terminal illness. Meanwhile, some old pictures of Gabrielle turn up on the Internet, and she asks a reluctant Carlos to get them back from an old photographer boyfriend. Tom is alarmed when the kids come down with chicken pox, because he's never had it; Lynette thus learns more about Tom's fear of being sick, as well as being sterile. After Bree asks Detective Barton to make a background check on the Applewhites, she happens to get arrested by the police detective himself for DUI after a lunch date with him. During Wisteria Lane's annual blood drive, Zach learns that he has the same blood type as Mike. After months of silence, Mike's former father-in-law, Noah Taylor, now bedridden with terminal cancer, asks him for information about his case, in which Mike resorts to lying to protect Paul and Zach Young.
S2.E13 ∙ There's Something About a War
Bree sees a stranger at the Applewhite's house, Gabby has a fight with Sister Mary for interfering, and Susan's budding relationship gets a little confusing.
S2.E14 ∙ Silly People
While Tom tries to bond with his new boss, Karl makes Susan an offer she can't refuse. Meanwhile, Bree plays sleuth at Betty's house, and Gaby puts her house in order.
S2.E15 ∙ Thank You So Much
On Valentine's Day, Edie thinks that Karl is going to pop the question after she finds an engagement ring and prenuptial agreement in his briefcase, but Karl is actually trying to get Susan to marry him, instead, so she can get insurance for her upcoming surgery. Gabrielle and Carlos learn she is highly unable to conceive a child again because of complications caused from her recent miscarriage. At the same time, Carlos learns more about the tension-filled relationship between Gabrielle and her estranged, gold-digging mother Lucia, when she drops by for a visit. Also, Bree's problem with alcohol intensifies with the notice of Lynette after Bree babysits her children for the day in which she passes out, and the twins wander around town.
S2.E16 ∙ There Is No Other Way
Carlos and Gabrielle decide to adopt, but the process comes to be a lot more difficult than either had expected when they find out they have to be perfect role models. But things get even worse when they find out that John Rowland's vindictive mother, Helen, is an employee of the agency. Susan checks herself into the hospital for her surgery, but she makes the mistake of confiding in a nurse about her infatuation with Dr. Ron. Meanwhile, a showdown between Bree and Andrew leads to a full out war between mother and son when the twisted Andrew plots to become legally emancipated from his mother so he can set eyes on his trust fund, and he resorts to having his boyfriend, James, beat him up and then hires a lawyer to claim that Bree attacked him. Also, the dying Noah Taylor attempts to have Paul Young killed, but when the attempt is unsuccessful, Zach persuades Mike to let him meet his biological grandfather. Also, Tom is having more difficulty at his job when he begins to resent having to take orders from Lynette, which stings his ego of superiority.
S2.E17 ∙ Could I Leave You?
Susan comes home from the hospital after her surgery where she invites Dr. Ron to meet Karl after he finds out about their arranged marriage. But the conniving Karl creates friction by having Mike and Dr. Ron meet face to face to provoke a reaction for his own amusement. Lynette is surprised that a new employee at work, named Veronica, is still breastfeeding her child of five. Gabrielle becomes very picky when choosing a surrogate birth mother, and a beautiful baby which leads her and Carl to pick out very pregnant erotic dancer Libby, who apparently rejects them for being middle-class Mexicans. Bree plays her part in Alcoholics Anonymous, but has to deal with a fresh accusation when the twisted Andrew threatens to tell the courts, and anyone that will listen, a concocted story about "repressed childhood abuse" to make his emancipation case stronger, leading to Bree getting drunk and locked up in a department store after hours, leading to her getting rescued by her AA sponsor. History seems to repeat itself when Caleb Applewhite develops a crush on Matthew's new girlfriend Danielle, and breaks into her house to try to win her affections.
S2.E18 ∙ Everybody Says Don't
Bree overcomes her alcohol addiction by falling in love with her AA-sponsor Peter, only to find he's also a recovering sex-addict, so he passes her on to a woman. Meanwhile, Lynette is torn between testifying at Andrew's emancipation trial in his favor, as he claims to be systematically abused by Bree, or in hers. So, she tests his eagerness to become able (trough his trust-fund) to afford an expensive car. If only he had learned from Bree appearances must be kept up always and everywhere! When Edie finds out from Dr. Ron McCreadie about Susan and Karl's re-marriage behind her back, Edie demands Karl to pay her a wedding that he cannot afford and forces Susan to organize it all. When Gabrielle and Carlos learn that Libby, the girl who promised them her unborn baby, is engaged to the bouncer in the strip-club where she waitresses, they try to pay her off as well as get Libby's boyfriend, Frank, to waive paternity rights prior to birth, but the sale still has a hidden defect... Felicia Tilman returns to Wisteria Lane seeking revenge against Paul Young, starting when she hints at and blatantly him being Martha's murder at a ladies meeting.
S2.E19 ∙ Don't Look at Me
Lynette is called in to her kids' school as Parker has gone from being obsessed with Dinosaurs to being obsessed with female nudity. Carlos and Gabrielle must go to court to get custody of their baby, Lily, after they "steal" her from the hospital nursery ward. But they find their court victory for temporary custody bittersweet when Gabrielle resents the baby's crying and enlists their Chinese housekeeper Xiao-Mei's help. Bree's overbearing father Henry and stepmother Eleanor come to town to mediate between Andrew and her after postponing the court trial for Andrew's emancipation. When Henry and Eleanor decide to take Andrew back to live with them in Rhode Island, Bree and a surprising objective ally craftily make sure they find out about his homosexuality. Convinced that Karl doesn't really love Edie, Susan goes to a movie theatre alone and spots Mike with a date. This turn of events leads to Susan making a new friend when she has a run-in with dentist Orson Hodge, whom she confides in her troubles. Felicia heats up her war-of-harassment against Paul, trying to provoke a public reaction from him to make herself look like the victim, and him as the aggressor.
S2.E20 ∙ It Wasn't Meant to Happen
The teenage father of Gabrielle and Carlos' adoptive baby wants to lay claims; Edie is heartbroken after Karl breaks off their engagement; Lynette helps coach Ed's online love life, which backfires; Bree puts her mind to keep Peter in her life.
S2.E21 ∙ I Know Things Now
Bree and Andrew finally end their conflict; Lynette learns that Tom hasn't been honest about his trips to Atlantic City; Edie's private detective begins to uncover numerous details of Karl and Susan's relationship; Gabrielle is having a tough time keeping her Chinese servant in the country; Betty plans to poison Caleb, but not until uncovering a secret.
S2.E22 ∙ No One Is Alone
When Susan hears from Edie she took revenge by burning down her house, Mike accepts to help Susan by planting a wire to tape a confession. Now Andrew is out of the picture, Bree is determined to make up for forgetting Danielle's 17th birthday, which was six weeks ago, with the 'perfect' party, with an opposite effect. Matthew is locked up in the cellar after Betty learns that he set up Caleb so they would have a normal life again, but Danielle finds and frees him. Now their Chinese maid and surrogate mother, Xiao Mei, has pregnancy symptoms, taking care of her needs causes tension between the Solis's after Carlos gives all his attention to Xiao Mei and not Gabrielle. Lynette doesn't believe Tom's story about his trips to Atlantic City, and she secretly follows him to another woman's home. Felicia's personal war with Paul Young reaches the final battle with her having him arrested, for her murder.
S2.E23 ∙ Remember: Part 1
Perodic flashbacks to moving-in day on Wisteria Lane and how the control-freak Bree, the ambitious Lynette, the neurotic Susan, and the narcissistic Gabrielle met Mary Alice Young for the first time and how she brought them all together. Other flashbacks show the day that Melanie Foster was murdered back in Chicago and the real reason behind her death, and how Betty decided to live a life on the lam rather than turn in her simpleton son Caleb. Meanwhile in the present, Bree checks herself into a psychiatric hospital, and later gets some frightening news when she learns that Danielle has run away with Matthew. Susan moves into a trailer after her house was burnt down, much to Julie's annoyance. Lynette takes her kids to stay at a motel after finding about Tom's 'other woman' in Atlantic City, but unaware to the real reason behind the woman's history. Elsewhere, Gabrielle briefly thinks that Carlos died after hearing a news report of an auto accident, but it turns on her suspicion's to his caring for Xiao Mei. Also, the imprisoned Paul begs Zach to get him a good lawyer via the dying Noah Taylor. But the unbalanced teenager instead decides to take matters into his own hands in order to sever all ties with his father, and his past life on Wisteria Lane for good.
S2.E24 ∙ Remember: Part 2
More frequent flashbacks featuring Rex, John Rowland, and George Williams, take us back to key moments in time for Bree, Lynette, Susan and Gabrielle and how they connect to the present. Back in the present, after hearing Betty's message on her cell phone about Matthew being a murder suspect, that he was the one who murdered Melanie Foster, Bree realizes she needs to escape from the psychiatric hospital and help Danielle, who has run away with Matthew. When he sees Mike buying an engagement ring, Karl buys Susan a house, leading to more conflict between Mike and Karl. Meanwhile, Lynette finds out that Tom has an illegitimate daughter from before they were married, and has an unpleasant meeting with the woman, named Nora. Gabrielle discovers a shocking secret her husband has been keeping from her that Carlos really has been having a tryst with Xiao Mei. Also, Mike meets Orson Hodge (Susan's dentist friend) for the first time while getting a tooth filled, in which Orson recognizes Mike as someone from his past. But Mike does not know or remember Orson, leading to a shocking confrontation. Orson also has a meeting of minds with Bree when they meet for the first time at the psychiatric hospital where Orson pays regular visits to a mysterious catatonic woman.
S3.E1 ∙ Listen to the Rain on the Roof
While visiting Mike, who is in a coma, Susan is invited on a date by another man; Gabrielle and Carlos are getting divorced, but briefly reunite when their surrogate runs away; Lynette realizes Kayla is more than she can handle.
S3.E2 ∙ It Takes Two
Bree and Orson's wedding doesn't go as planned; trouble ensues when Ian's in-laws show up; Xiao-Mel goes into labor.
S3.E3 ∙ A Weekend in the Country
Bree and Orson's honeymoon is interrupted when Bree discovers Andrew is homeless; Tom's camping trip with the kids ends with an emergency; Gabrielle runs into John; Susan's quiet romantic getaway with Ian doesn't go as planned.
S3.E4 ∙ Like It Was
Mike wakes up from his coma, with no memory of the last two years; Lynette persuades Tom to look for a new job; Carlos moving back into the house escalates his and Gabrielle's personal war.
S3.E5 ∙ Nice She Ain't
The Solis' divorce reaches new levels of bitterness; Susan is determined to jog Mike's memory; Mike's phone number is discovered on a dead woman's body.
S3.E6 ∙ Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
Susan professes her love for Ian; Gabrielle and Carlos try to rekindle their love; Bree learns more about Orson's past; Nora and Lynette go to war; Mike starts to remember things.
S3.E7 ∙ Bang
The day begins just as every other... Except today, there will be a deadly hostage situation in a local supermarket.
S3.E8 ∙ Children and Art
When Gabrielle travels to New York with the desire to return to modeling, she finds it hard to go back on her terms, rather than her client's. Back on Wisteria Lane, Lynette comes home from the hospital to recover from the shooting, and copes with the fact that her boys heard that she was shot at the supermarket. Lynnette is also grateful to Art Shephard for saving her life, but later finds some unsettling things about him. Susan comes home from a date with Ian to find Julie on the couch with a boy: the trouble-making Austin. However, Susan's attempts to keep them apart by bringing her ex-husband, Karl, into the equation backfires greatly. Bree struggles to find out why Orson will not tell her the reasons behind his strained relationship with pesky and obnoxious mother Gloria. Detective Ridley continues investigating the murder of the mystery woman, Monique, and begins to zero on Mike Delfino.
S3.E9 ∙ Beautiful Girls
Lynnette, having learned about her new neighbor's, Art Shepherd's obsession, assumes that he's a pedophile and goes to the police, but she is told that they cannot do anything about it. Gabrielle gets a shot to train a group of young girls about being a model. Susan learns that Ian has a butler, named Rupert, who quietly disapproves of her dating Ian. Meanwhile, Bree learns what it's like to live with her new mother-in-law, Gloria, and decides it time to get her a place of her own. But Bree isn't prepared when Gloria reveals Orson's secret about his past romance with the dead Monique. Also, the homeless Carlos moves in with Mike, who begins to think that he might have killed Monique.
S3.E10 ∙ The Miracle Song
When Ian tells Susan that his parents will be visiting them for Christmas, Susan dumps the news to him that she can't cook. Gabrielle is willing to drop Amy, the worst child in her modeling consulting class, by getting between her and the girl's father... hunky Bill Pearce. Bree is having misgivings about dumping Orson at the curb after learning about his past with Monique, but begins to see him in a new light when he reveals how his mother conspired with Alma to trick him into marriage. However, Orson's mother Gloria is revealed all this time to be conspiring with Orson's ex-wife Alma, to destroy him. Edie dumps Mike when he gets arrested for the murder of Monique, leading to him to finally see the selfish tramp that Edie really is. Susan tries to help Mike, but Ian resents Susan's meddling with her former boyfriend. The whole neighborhood dumps on Art Shepherd when Lynette spreads the word that she thinks he's a pedophile, which puts a fatal strain on Art's crippled sister Rebbecca's heart.
S3.E11 ∙ No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
Alma reveals to the world she wasn't dead, and Bree ends her friendship with Susan. Lynette has a hard time making Kayla feel she is part of the family.
S3.E12 ∙ Not While I'm Around
Bree freaks about the security of her home life when she learns Orson's ex-wife, Alma, is moving in down the street in the old Applewhite house. Meanwhile, Gabrielle freaks about her own home security when she learns she has a stalker, and goes even further when she learns the identity of her secret admirer: the natty and unbalanced-as-ever Zach Young, who has inherited Noah Taylor's entire estate, while Carlos is just plain amused by Gabby's new admirer. Elsewhere, Tom becomes angry when he learns Lynette helped him secure the liquor license after he told her that he did not want any help to open his restaurant. In prison, Mike is approached by Paul Young (whom he does not remember), who tries to get on Mike's good side by pretending to be an old friend so he can seek revenge. Also, Susan freaks when she learns that Julie has secured birth control pills to consummate more her growing romance with Austin, who finally gets caught with Danielle by Susan and Edie.
S3.E13 ∙ Come Play Wiz Me
Susan and Gabrielle hatch a plan to bail Mike out of jail, which means Gabby has to spend more time with her psychotic secret admirer, Zach Young, who agrees to post Mike's bail and hire him another lawyer after the one Ian hires persuades Mike to plead guilty to Monique's murder. Susan also learns that Ian's comatose wife, Jane, has taken a turn for the worse and spends time at the hospital with a friend of Jane's. In prison, Paul Young confides in Mike about his past and persuades him to try get his troubled son to visit him. Meanwhile, Orson becomes victim to a plot between his vicious mother Gloria, and his scheming ex-wife Alma who drugs and attempts to seduce Orson to bring him back into her life... until Bree finds out. Also, Lynnette gets pressured to skip another day of work to help Tom set up a street fair for some additional advertisement prior to the opening of his new pizzeria.
S3.E14 ∙ I Remember That
Mike begins to remember parts of his past while visiting a hypnosis therapist in his attempt to remember the night that Monique Pollier was murdered. Meanwhile, Susan attends Jane's funeral where she, unwisely as always, tells the attendees about her romantic relationship with Ian to throw them off his course. Lynnette crosses swords with Tom over who has the last word as to who's hired/who's fired from his pizzeria when she fires the loafing and troublesome Austin without his permission. Orson finally reveals the truth about his involvement with Monique Pollier's murder to Bree. When Alma thinks about giving up on trying to break up Orson and Bree, Gloria imprisons Alma in her own house to carry out her revenge plan on her own by attempting to murder Bree with a fall off a ladder. Also, the unbalanced and quick-tempered Zach interferes with Gabrielle's life when she has a date with a lawyer friend of Zach's.
S3.E15 ∙ The Little Things You Do Together
A drunk Gabirelle finds herself in bed with Zach; Tom prepares for Scavo's Pizzeria grand opening; A surprise proposal is made; The truth about Monique's murder is finally revealed.
S3.E16 ∙ My Husband, the Pig
In narration, Bree's deceased husband gives his own account of what's going on in the neighborhood and how he feels about it.
S3.E17 ∙ Dress Big
Lynette's unhappy with the new uniforms for the wait staff at Scavo Pizzeria. Gabrielle meets Victor's ex-wife, Penelope. Ian's parents, Graham and Liz, come for a visit.
S3.E18 ∙ Liaisons
When a new employee at the pizzeria takes an unexpected interest in Lynette, Tom feels threatened, and Susan considers moving away from Wisteria Lane.
S3.E19 ∙ God, That's Good
Incriminating, indiscreet photos of Gaby and her new boyfriend Victor surface, causing problems with his mayoral campaign. And two residents of Wisteria Lane share an unexpected moment of passion.
S3.E20 ∙ Gossip
Angry and frustrated over learning that both Ian and Mike have been competing with each other to win her affections, Susan goes to a therapist and realizes she must choose between Ian and Mike. Gabrielle's engagement party at the Scarva Pizzaria is upstaged by an unexpected announcement from Edie who tells her about her dating Carlos. Gabrielle tries to persuade both Lynette and Susan not to speak to Edie. But Edie yet again outsmarts everyone by hiring Lynette to cater to Travers 10th birthday party and to show off Carlos to the rest of the neighborhood. Meanwhile, Lynette continues spending more time after hours at the pizzeria talking with Rick to avoid going home her noisy and dysfunctional home life, while Tom thinks about returning to work to keep a closer eye on Lynette and Rick. Elsewhere, the rest of the neighborhood is full of gossip about the dead body of Mrs. McClusky's husband found in her basement freezer on Wisteria Lane, and only Parker seems to know the truth about her husband's demise.
S3.E21 ∙ Into the Woods
In the aftermath of Victor's election as mayor of Fairview, Gabrielle is led to believe she has a new-found power, but unwisely uses it to try to avoid getting a parking ticket and winds up getting arrested. Lynnette and Rick find out just how powerless they are when the pizzeria is robbed and they're forced to spend the night together trying to stay warm in a locked cooler. Tom, on the other hand, figures there's something going on between the two of them when he sees the surveillance tape from the robbery and therefore, threatens Rick and his job. Susan, having lost Ian, turns to find Mike who has gone on a hiking trip, and being crazy and klutzy as always, she literally gets lost in the woods. Back in Fairview, just when Carlos bonds more with Travers, Edie's ex-husband, Charles, arrives wanting to take the boy home with him and Edie tries to prevent it from happening.
S3.E22 ∙ What Would We Do Without You?
Susan and Mike finally get engaged after he proposes to her in an unusual way, while Gabrielle has a similar approach with Victor. But after Gabrielle and Susan flip out over Gabby "stealing" Susan's wedding, they make up by offering a double ceremony. But Susan has second thoughts, and Victor tells Gabrielle that he won't stand for it, so his wedding plans still remain up in the air. Meanwhile, Lynnette reveals she had feelings for Rick, after Tom tries to con her into a couples therapy session with a friend. Also, Edie tries to convince Carlos that they should be living together, and Edie yet again turns on her devious side to ensue he does what she wants.
S3.E23 ∙ Getting Married Today
Bree returns from her honeymoon with Orson. Lynette's mother comes to town, as Lynette faces the possibility of cancer. Gabrielle's and Susan's weddings both take place.
S4.E1 ∙ Now You Know
After agreeing to run away with Carlos on her wedding night to Victor, Gabby gets a call from Carlos, informing her that Edie has tried to commit suicide. One month later, Lynette tries to hide the fact that she has cancer from everyone, despite the fact she has no hair while she continues to deal with her difficult mother Stella. Meanwhile, Bree continues to hide the fact that her daughter is illegitimately pregnant by pretending to be pregnant herself. An old friend of Susan's, named Katherine Mayfair, moves back onto Wisteria Lane along with her second husband, gynecologist Adam Mayfair, and Kathrine's teenage daughter Dylan, all of whom have more secrets to hide.
S4.E2 ∙ Smiles of a Summer Night
Susan and Mike squabble over letting Julie go out to a party; Tom is banned from Lynette's chemotherapy sessions; Bree is upset to learn Katherine is a better dessert cook; Edie blackmails Carlos into getting engaged.
S4.E3 ∙ The Game
A game of charades brings out some of the worst in the attending guests; Bree reveals what she overheard in Katherine's house; Gabrielle is unhappy to learn about Carlos and Edie's engagement.
S4.E4 ∙ If There's Anything I Can't Stand
Edie receives unexpected news; Susan's act of friendliness towards her new gay neighbors is mistaken for homophobia; Bree receives an unexpected visit from Phyllis.
S4.E5 ∙ Art Isn't Easy
Katherine and Lynette fight for the vacant position of Association President; Bree's former mother-in-law draws battle lines over Danielle's unborn child.
S4.E6 ∙ Now I Know, Don't Be Scared
As Halloween approaches, Edie's biggest fear comes true; Susan discovers Mike's father, who he claimed was dead, is actually alive; Danielle goes into labor during Bob and Lee's Halloween costume party.
S4.E7 ∙ You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover
Lynette's estranged sisters, Lydia and Lucy, come to visit where they argue over taking in their irresponsible mother, Stella, who continues to be a nuisance to everyone. While having dinner with Susan and Mike, Bree and Orson realize they share different views on whether Danielle's newborn baby should be circumcised. On a boat, Victor confronts Gabrielle about her affair with Carlos, and she responds by throwing him into the ocean after thinking that he is going to murder her. Later, Bree informs Susan that she thinks Mike is a drug addict. Elsewhere, Dylan asks her mother about information about her father, in which Katherine continues to avoid talking about the issue.
S4.E8 ∙ Distant Past
A mysterious stalker from Adam Mayfair's past, named Sylvia, shows up on Wisteria Lane. Police detectives question Gabrielle about Victor's whereabouts while Carlos argues with her about reporting Victor's attempt on their lives. Danielle's crying baby puts stress on Bree and Orson's marriage, as well as on Andrew who decides to move out. Meanwhile, Lynette has a reunion with her long-lost stepfather, Glen, over wanting to find her mother now living on the streets. Susan notices Mike is behaving strangely and soon realizes that he is still hiding his painkiller addiction after she has a meeting with his dealer Barrett.
S4.E9 ∙ Something's Coming
Things take an unexpected turn when a large tornado hits Wisteria Lane, forcing the residents to seek shelter; Katherine comes clean about her and Adam's past.
S4.E10 ∙ Welcome to Kanagawa
In the aftermath of the tornado, Lynette's learns of her family's fate; An incriminating letter, left by Katherine's late aunt, forces her and Adam to come to terms with a dark secret.
S4.E11 ∙ Sunday
A few skeletons in Kathryn Mayfair's abundant closets are sneaking out, and a surprise wedding ceremony takes place.
S4.E12 ∙ In Buddy's Eyes
Lynette gets a surprise when a person from her past shows up at the pizzeria.
S4.E13 ∙ Hello, Little Girl
Bree and Katherine decide to become business partners, and Mike discovers the truth about the accident that almost killed him.
S4.E14 ∙ Opening Doors
Lynette discovers who started the fire at Rick's restaurant; Bree gives Orson an ultimatum to turn himself in; Susan reconnects with Karl; Katherine finds out that Dylan is secretly meeting with her father.
S4.E15 ∙ Mother Said
Gabrielle and Carlos finally learn the truth about Ellie's "work" and they also discover the police are already onto Ellie and her drug-selling ring and have been staking out the Solis home for some time and want to use the Solises to arrest Ellie in a sting operation. Meanwhile, Bree declares an all-out war against Edie after learning that she's now after Orson for her latest man conquest. But when Edie does something shocking involving Orson who makes the mistake of revealing the origins of Bree's baby Benjamin, Bree is forced to come clean to the rest of the housewives the secret about "her" baby and this leads to the end of Edie's time on Wisteria Lane. Adele Delfino, Susan's overbearing and meddlesome Southern Belle mother-in-law, arrives for a visit. Elsewhere, Katherine continues to try to persuade Dylan that her ex-husband, Wayne, is not who he claims to be and she reveals a surprising twist to him about Dylan. Also, Tom tries to persuade Lynette to give Kayla another chance to respect her, but Lynette soon regrets it.
S4.E16 ∙ The Gun Song
Susan gives birth; Bree and Katherine do some self-defense shooting; Kayla pushes her plan to destroy the Scavo family into full force.
S4.E17 ∙ Free
Several residents are faced with deadly threats; Adam is held captive by Wayne; Katherine's secret past is finally revealed, after she and Bree are held hostage.
S5.E1 ∙ You're Gonna Love Tomorrow
Susan flirts with her painter; Bree denies all help from business partner Katherine; Lynette tries to get Tom to see the light with their trouble-making twins; Edie moves back to Wisteria Lane with a new husband; Gabrielle deals with a blind Carlos and their two overweight daughters.
S5.E2 ∙ We're So Happy You're So Happy
Bree's long working hours effects her home life; Susan worries about her ex Mike, and her new painter boyfriend Jackson becoming friendly; Lynette fails to notice the impending doom regarding the new way she's bonded with Porter; Gabrielle fails in social status due to her life change; Suspicions grows regarding Edie's new husband, and his mysterious past.
S5.E3 ∙ Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
Danielle returns to Wisteria Lane, and faces psychological warfare from Bree; Susan tries to protect her son, MJ, from a bully; Gabrielle tries to deal with cutting costs; Lynette continues to deal with Tom's decision of curing his midlife crisis by starting up a garage band with Dave; Karen and Katherine continue to investigate Dave.
S5.E4 ∙ Back in Business
Bree's success has the women feeling jealous; Mike feels he's not apart of M.J's life; Gabrielle hatches a plan to have more sex with Carlos; Dave's motives for moving to Wistera Lane continues to take shape.
S5.E5 ∙ Mirror, Mirror
Periodic flashbacks to the past five years explain the missing pieces left unanswered; Each of the housewives begin to encounter problems in their love lives.
S5.E6 ∙ There's Always a Woman
Gabrielle has a fit when one of Carlos's wealthy massage clients, Virginia Hildebrand, makes them an offer they can't refuse, but a startling discovery leaves Gabby second guessing. Meanwhile, Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating on her with the sultry Anne Schilling, a promoter who wants to book Tom's new garage band for a show. One of the Scavo twins, Porter, gets grounded for getting into trouble with the law... again. Susan and Jackson break up when she wants to continue to keep their tryst casual, while he wants to move forward with their romance. Later, when Susan shows up at his house to tries to surprise him, the surprise is on her as she finds a naked woman in his shower. Elsewhere, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows, when Bree meets Orson's old college roommate, Peter, and she tries to set him up with the lonely Katherine. Also, Mrs. McCluskey enlists the help of her shady younger sister, Roberta, to dig up dirt on Dave and to find out what his plans are for the entire neighborhood, while the superficial Edie continues to be in denial to Dave's temper and the secrets he is hiding when he contradicts his life story to her.
S5.E7 ∙ What More Do I Need?
Lynette and Tom uncover an unpleasant truth about Porter; Gabrielle suspects Virginia has ulterior motives; Bree's moment of weakness with her cookbook could bring her great embarrassment and shame; Katherine's not-so-little secret is unveiled; Karen's sister, Roberta, unearths a disturbing fact about Dave.
S5.E8 ∙ City on Fire
Everyone gathers at a nightclub for the annual "Battle of the Bands, " until a fire breaks out, threatening the lives of those inside.
S5.E9 ∙ Me and My Town
Susan deals with Mike being involved with Katherine; Porter is accused of setting the fire; Bree deals with Orson's snoring habit; Carlos learns he could get his sight back; Dave struggles with hiding his guilt.
S5.E10 ∙ A Vision's Just a Vision
Carlos' sight begins to return; Porter is arrested for the nightclub fire; Bree deals with the revelation of Andrew's latest beau; Dave starts hallucinating, seeing a mysterious woman holding a young girl.
S5.E11 ∙ Home Is the Place
Bree forces Andrew to bring Alex's common mother Melina to dinner, but the future in-laws instantly hate each-other, rivaling for their gay sons' presence at family holidays, and in whose town they'll live. Susan and Lee get so drunk they wake up in bed together. Bob discovers twins Porter and Preston switched places and refuses to risk disbarring for failing to report so by the next court date. So finds out the twins have phone contact and leans on Preston to help save bail, hence the business, by asking his brother back. Carlos intends to accept a feel good job in the community center which helped him while blind. Gaby will stop at nothing to steer him to a more lucrative job with Bradley Scott, however unhappy that lifestyle makes his wife Maria. Edie discovers at night Dave is secretly committed to people on a picture he hides.
S5.E12 ∙ Connect! Connect!
Dave bunks in at Mike's after being thrown out by Edie, who ends up locked in a basement with Susan. Meanwhile, Katherine puts Mike on the hot seat by mentioning her offer to move away. Bree's future "son-in-law" Alex, defends Orson when she belittles his purchase savvy. Lynette finds out where her son, Porter, is hiding, which brings her face-to-face concerning the issues between her and her estranged mother Stella. Also, Gabrielle seeks to control her two unruly daughters when Carlos' new job keep him away long hours.
S5.E13 ∙ The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
Local handyman Eli Scruggs dies from a heart attack on his last day of work and the housewives remember moments when he affected their lives.
S5.E14 ∙ Mama Spent Money When She Had None
Bree reaps the success of her new book; Susan is determined to send M. J. to the best school; Gabrielle joins Edie's boot camp to get back into shape; Lee is conflicted over disturbing facts about Dave.
S5.E15 ∙ In a World Where the Kings Are Employers
Susan starts her new job as a teacher's aide to MJ's school in order to give her son the best that she never had. But when Mike leaves their son in Katherine's care while he works, naturally in Susan's case, anger and jealousy pervade. Meanwhile, Lynette tells Tom that they may have to sell the Scavo's Pizzeria since business continues to go bad, but he stubbornly refuses to cave in. Carlos receives a generous bonus when Gabrielle discovers Carlos' boss' dirty little secret of him cheating on his wife. Also, Orson confronts Bree when he learns she's given Andrew a raise without consulting him first. After his confrontation with Tom, Dave begins to get more nervous when he thinks that the his neighbors are beginning to suspect he's up to no good. But it's Edie who begins to suspect Dave's intentions the most.
S5.E16 ∙ Crime Doesn't Pay
A dinner engagement results in Lynette and Tom competing for Bree's job offer; Gabrielle finds herself in a precarious position with Carlos' cheating boss; Susan becomes more unsettled after Katherine moves in with Mike; Edie begins to investigate more into Dave's past.
S5.E17 ∙ The Story of Lucy and Jessie
As Susan continues to work as a teachers' aide, she tries to stay on the reading teacher and her employer's, Jessie's, good side since she will be evaluating Susan's performance. But Jessie, who happens to be a closeted lesbian, mistakes Susan's stuttering and lame attempts to be friendly as come-ons. Meanwhile, Edie begins looking for more information at a local newspaper office for information on the people who died in Mike's car accident years earlier, and discovers the connection between the victims, and Dave, who continues to badger Mike into taking him and Katherine out on a camping trip. Lynette interviews for an ad job for herself, and soon answers one. Bree forces Orson to attend therapy sessions for their marital troubles, as well as his kleptomania. Following the death of his boss, Carlos gets a promotion, which will lead to him working with Lucy, an overweight, but attractive woman in her late 30s... and who happens to be Carlos's ex-roommate and very first love interest which sparks both surprise and jealousy in Gabrielle.
S5.E18 ∙ A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
Bree considers selling her business to save her marriage; Lynette is threatened by Lucy; Gabrielle and Carlos cross boundaries; Karl enrols his son in Susan's class; Edie finally learns about Dave's connection to Mike.
S5.E19 ∙ Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
The ladies travel out of town to visit Edie's estranged son, Travers, to deliver her ashes, thinking back to their most significant time in Edie's life along the way.
S5.E20 ∙ Rose's Turn
When Orson is admitted to the hospital after he attempts to rob an old woman whose house he breaks into, he's confident that nobody will believe her because of her senile personality. But later, Bree becomes suspicious of the truth, but keeps it to herself. Meanwhile, Tom and Gabrielle square-off against one another when Tom joins Gabrielle's new gardening club and she worries about a fellow member flirting with Tom, while Carlos saves Lynette after she falls and hits her head in the shower. Dave goes into a decline over Edie's death, and when Susan pays a visit to cheer him up, she discovers his handgun he's been plotting to kill Katherine with. But naturally drawing the wrong conclusion, thinking that Dave intends to kill himself, Susan steals the gun and as with her klutzy wout, ends up getting pulled over and arrested. Also, Katherine pressures Mike to move forward with their romance to the next level, and Dave eventually learns that he's been targeting the wrong Whisteria Lane resident and now targets Susan.
S5.E21 ∙ Bargaining
Mike becomes more uncertain about his future with Katherine when M.J. asks if he is going to marry Katherine. Tom and Lynnette try out an experiment of having sex for 30 days straight to spruce up their troubled marriage. Bree asks Susan's ex-husband Karl, now a divorce lawyer, for representation for her divorce from Orson in order to deny him any percent of her catering business. Karl agrees to be Bree's lawyer, but only if she tries to get his trouble-making son, Evan, invited to M.J.'s sleepover. Elsewhere, Jackson suddenly returns in Susan life where he proposes marriage to her. But his proposal is not the kind Susan is expecting. Carlos asks Gabrielle not to wear make-up for one night during an business award ceremony to make their eldest daughter, Juanita, appreciate her own unattractive appearance. Also, Dave now focuses his energies on Susan to murder her son as well as her beau, and decides to accelerate his plans when the police pay him a visit asking questions about his murdered psychiatrist.
S5.E22 ∙ Marry Me a Little
Susan and Jackson announce their engagement to everyone, which has Mike feeling uneasy about it and debates with himself a future with Katherine on proposing marriage as well. Dave becomes worried when he figures out that Jackson may have witnessed him setting the fire at the nightclub. He also gets worried when he accidentally overhears Susan confiding in Katherine that the upcoming marriage is fake in order to let Jackson stay in the country. Dave plots to remove Jackson with an anonymous phone call to the NRS authorities. Meanwhile, Karl persuades Bree to stage a break-in of her own house to steal items to keep them from Orson, in her latest underhanded attempt to hide her assets from him. Gabrielle, feeling that Juanita may he a bit spoiled, forces her to volunteer at a local soup kitchen with her where Gabby meets an old friend, named Fran, who is now homeless herself. Elsewhere, Tom wishes to have plastic surgery to not only keep his youth intact, but to use his new appearance to find a new job, in which Lynette disapproves.
S5.E23 ∙ Everybody Says Don't
Gabrielle becomes upset when Carlos' family invites them over at his Aunt Connie's house where she asks them to look after Carlos' niece, Ana, for a while which the not-so-innocent youngster disrupts the Solises daily routine. Meanwhile, Lynette becomes angry at Tom when tells her that he wants to go back to college to seek more education for his job hunting when she thinks he desperately does not want to let go of his youth. The brutal battle of the sexes between Orson and Bree gets nasty when Orson discovers the storage locker, in Bree's name, with all of the stolen merchandise from their house and blackmails her by demanding EVERYTHING of hers when she finally serves him with divorce papers. Elsewhere, Susan, still unaware about Dave's true nature, accepts his friendly gesture towards her over losing Jackson. Also, Detectives Lyons and Collins make headway in the arson fire which leads them to finding Dr. Heller's identity and that he was the one responsible for the fire after they have a talk with the imprisoned Jackson who confirms their story. When the news of Dr. Heller's murder gets back to Karen McClusky's sister Roberta from his receptionist, it puts Mrs. McCluskey and Roberta back on their case of investigating Dave.
S5.E24 ∙ If It's Only in Your Head
Lynette receives surprising news; Bree must decide how to rid herself of Orson; Ana moves in with Gabrielle and Carlos; Dave puts his final plan of revenge in full force.
S6.E1 ∙ Nice Is Different Than Good
Lynette faces the reality of another pregnancy; Bree struggles to break free from Orson; Ana continues to put Gabrielle to the test; The identity of Mike's new wife is revealed; A new family move into the former Young house.
S6.E2 ∙ Being Alive
Following her assault, Julie falls into a coma; Angie and Nick continue to argue about a dark secret; Orson begins to see that Katherine is becoming increasingly deranged.
S6.E3 ∙ Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover
Bree becomes jealous when she sees Karl with another woman; Susan sparks a war with the Bolen family; Ana plans on seducing John.
S6.E4 ∙ The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues
Katherine becomes emotional after Bree uses her wedding cake; Gabrielle continues dealing with Ana, who continues dating John; Julie comes out of her coma; More secrets of the Bolen family's past is revealed.
S6.E5 ∙ Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
Bree finds herself in a dilemma with a motel maid; Gabrielle inadvertently makes a business deal of Carlos' bad; Susan accidentally shoots Katherine.
S6.E6 ∙ Don't Walk on the Grass
Lynette discovers what Tom is really doing in university; Gabrielle objects to a school principal removing Juanita from the Thanksgiving pageant; Karl gives Bree a gift Susan previously owned; Katherine continues her attempts to seduce Mike; Angie continues to hide her past life.
S6.E7 ∙ Careful the Things You Say
Susan believes Katherine attacked Julie; Lynette begins to hide her pregnancy from the Solis'; Bree and Katherine are asked to serve food which isn't their specialty; Gabrielle struggles to home school Juanita.
S6.E8 ∙ The Coffee Cup
Susan is sentenced to community service as a punishment for her accidental shooting Katherine after she presses charges against her. Later, thanks to the twisted Katherine's meddling, Susan discovers a connection between Mike and Katherine and begins questioning her marriage to Mike as a result. Despite Bree's efforts to hide the truth about her affair with Karl, Angie finds out, but becomes conflicted at what do do. Meanwhile, Gabrielle will stop at nothing to get Juanita into a Catholic school to continue her studies. Julie's coffee shop friend, Emily, is interested in Angie's husband, Nick whom tries to hide his past. Also, Lynette's pregnancy becomes impossible to hide... but she continues lying to Carlos knowing it will cost her job, and then Gabrielle finds out which leads to Carlos offering Lynette a promotion to move to Florida after she tries to prevent a co-worker from going.
S6.E9 ∙ Would I Think of Suicide?
An attack in the coffee shop leaves Nick and Angie in a disagreement; Lynette sues Carlos and his company; Bree bribes an ex-con to spend time with Orson; Susan discovers Bree's affair.
S6.E10 ∙ Boom Crunch
The Bolens are blackmailed for money; Lynnette's lawsuit against Carlos further escalates; A small plane crashes into the Wistera Lane block party.
S6.E11 ∙ If...
In the aftermath of the plane crash, the residents reflect on what their lives might have been, had they made different choices.
S6.E12 ∙ You Gotta Get a Gimmick
Susan turns up the heat on Mike; Orson's injury leaves Bree with reverend shame; Lynette discovers Tom's true intentions; Gabrielle is forced to examine feelings about her heritage.
S6.E13 ∙ How About a Friendly Shrink?
Tom vents his marital frustrations with a secret diary; Angie disapproves of Danny being with Ana; Orson and Bree play hardball in a fight for respect; Susan and Gabrielle are determined to see whose kid is in the smarter group.
S6.E14 ∙ The Glamorous Life
Gabrielle and Angie challenge each other's parenting skills; Susan befriends a stripper; Lynette and Tom argue the merits of their new therapist; Bree keeps a watchful eye on Orson, for fear he may take his own life.
S6.E15 ∙ Lovely
Robin and Katherine go on a double date with two men, who both like Robin; Bree picks up a few tricks to engage Orson; Gabrielle looks for help with troublesome Ana.
S6.E16 ∙ The Chase
To avoid Celia's chicken pox, Gabrielle stays with Bob and Lee, and is reminded of the single life; Lynette and Tom forget Penny's birthday; Bree hires a promising new employee; Katherine makes a surprising discovery.
S6.E17 ∙ Chromolume No. 7
A chance encounter with supermodels leads Gabrielle to an unexpected revelation; Preston returns from Europe, with some excess baggage; Bree discovers a shocking connection to her new employee.
S6.E18 ∙ My Two Young Men
Patrick Logan finally reveals himself; Gabrielle and Susan go to shameless lengths to top each other's kids in school; Andrew doesn't approve of Sam; Katherine finally comes out of the closet.
S6.E19 ∙ We All Deserve to Die
Lynette is more determined to break up Preston's marriage; Bree begins to question Sam's motives; Susan gets creative to help Mike with his finances; Patrick Logan secretly arrives in Fairview.
S6.E20 ∙ Epiphany
The identity of the Fairview Strangler is finally revealed and he's been interacting with the women of Wisteria Lane for the past several years.
S6.E21 ∙ A Little Night Music
Angie comes face to face with Patrick; Gabrielle and Susan scheme their husbands; Lynette discovers Eddie's dark side; Bree meets someone who knows Sam all too well.
S6.E22 ∙ The Ballad of Booth
Bree invites two cop friends to scare Sam; Angie is forced to help Patrick; Susan uses all her female charms and tricks to collect Mike's due payments; Preston is suspected as the Fairview Strangler.
S6.E23 ∙ I Guess This Is Goodbye
Gabrielle risks her safety to help Angie; Lynette and her baby's fate lie in Eddie's hands; Susan comes to grips with financial woes; Bree considers confessing a secret; Angie must submit to Patrick's demands to protect Danny.
S7.E1 ∙ Remember Paul?
Felicia is found out; Paul moves back to Wisteria Lane; Lynette's old friend comes for a visit; Susan takes a job from her land-lady; Carlos gets disturbing news; Gabby hears an unpleasant story from Bree.
S7.E2 ∙ You Must Meet My Wife
Lynette feels Renee is trying to sabotage her marriage; Bree accidentally hits Juanita with her car; Paul introduces the women to his new wife.
S7.E3 ∙ Truly Content
Susan discovers a copy cat in her line of work; Gabrielle hires a private detective; Lynette is shocked over Tom's doctor's remedy decision; Renee invites Bree to engage in man-hunting.
S7.E4 ∙ The Thing That Counts Is What's Inside
Susan is horrified to discover she's a cover model on outdoor billboard ads; Bree and Renee compete for Keith; Lynette takes advantage of Penny's generous offer to help look after Paige; Paul purchases his old house.
S7.E5 ∙ Let Me Entertain You
Susan angers an important client and incurs the wrath of Maxine; Renee and Gabrielle reveal intimate secrets to the wrong people; Housewife Emma Graham puts on a cabaret show, with surprising results.
S7.E6 ∙ Excited and Scared
As Halloween approaches, Susan is forced to reveal her secret; Juanita becomes suspicious of Gabrielle's sudden interest in Grace; Paul takes Beth out to light a spark in their unromantic relationship.
S7.E7 ∙ A Humiliating Business
Bree is embarrassed to tell Keith she's going through menopause; Renee makes a tempting job proposition to Lynette; Gabrielle fears that Bob is trying to seduce Carlos; Beth begins to question Paul's motives.
S7.E8 ∙ Sorry Grateful
A Thanksgiving feast at the Solis' results in discovering surprising news about the Sanchez's; Bree learns some of Keith's family secrets; Beth tries to uncover more about Paul's past misdeeds.
S7.E9 ∙ Pleasant Little Kingdom
Gabrielle fights to keep Grace in her life; Keith plans a special dinner with Bree; Tom gets peeved at Lynette; Renee opens up to Susan about a dark secret.
S7.E10 ∙ Down the Block There's a Riot
Paul's nefarious plan for Wisteria Lane is put into full effect; Juanita discovers Gabrielle's secret; Tom is confronted about his past indiscretion with Renee.
S7.E11 ∙ Assassins
Susan is in the hospital after being trampled in the riot; Orson makes a surprise visit; Renee wrestles with what to tell Lynette.
S7.E12 ∙ Where Do I Belong?
Susan continues to undergo dialysis, receiving a visit from her mother and aunt; Lynette seeks revenge against Tom; Bree tries to befriend a friendless Beth Young.
S7.E13 ∙ I'm Still Here
Lynette feels her mother is marrying for the wrong reasons; Susan tries to befriend a fellow patient; Carlos gets concerned over Gabrielle's interactions with her doll.
S7.E14 ∙ Flashback
The Scavos grudgingly bend to the rules of Lynette's mother's brand new millionaire husband Frank Kaminsky, but not for long: he dies during his first visit. His corpse must be hidden for a day until his testament is officially validated. Mike can't watch Zach's pitiful state and alerts initially uninterested father Paul. Susan is delightfully surprised when forgotten school comrade Craig Lynwood offers to donate his kidney but, as Bob and Lee suspected, he's more of a soft stalker. Watching Keith's natural rapport with his illegitimate son convinces Bree to tell him.
S7.E15 ∙ Farewell Letter
Lynette and Tom try to get the twins to move out; Carlos helps Gabrielle confront her past; Susan uses her kidney ailment to garner special treatment; Paul makes a decision about his life with Beth.
S7.E16 ∙ Searching
Susan vows to get the most out of life; Jealous of Bob and Lee's adopted daughter, Gabrielle pressures Juanita; Lynette tries to discourage Renee from adopting a baby; Paul kicks Beth out.
S7.E17 ∙ Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed
Paul causes problems for Susan and her kidney transplant; Bree becomes concerned over Andrew's escalating alcohol consumption; Renee continues with her neighbourhood party, following a resident's tragic suicide.
S7.E18 ∙ Moments in the Woods
A shocking secret is accidentally revealed; Tom's new job means little time for Lynette; Susan learns that lucky streaks never last; Paul is shocked to find Felicia inherited his home.
S7.E19 ∙ The Lies Ill-Concealed
Gabrielle covertly meets Bree when Carlos forbids them; Susan begins to have some inappropriate dreams about Paul; Felicia tries to regain Karen's trust in her campaign to bring down Paul.
S7.E20 ∙ I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday
Tom generously offers a $20,000 budget to redecorate his office to enthusiastic Renee and Lynette, who alas back-stabs her partner pretending she knows what Tom really wants better then he does, but ultimately that's respect and support now his career finally pinnacles. Carlos won't take Gaby back as long as she consorts with Bree, yet that's where she stays 'a while' but their unruly spoiled daughters. Even drill expert Bree fails to discipline the brats, until Carols tells his daughters who really killed their grandma, but their fear-spurred obedience soon turns into terror, once more bringing flirtatiously teasing police detective Chuck Vance on Bree's path. Mike urges Susan to probe her undeserving 'nursing charge' Paul about returning their home now they're out of debt. Alas, poison mongering by Felicia spoils both that and Susan's bid to coax the PTA into inviting the principle to take her back as teacher.
S7.E21 ∙ Then I Really Got Scared
Paul begins to suspect that Susan is responsible for his rapidly declining health; Lynette and Tom butt heads over where to go on their family vacation.
S7.E22 ∙ And Lots of Security...
Lynette and Tom stay in a romantic B&B to bring the spark back; After being placed under arrest, Susan must convince the police she's being framed; Bree suspects her new boyfriend of being gay; Renee learns her ex-husband is getting re-married.
S7.E23 ∙ Come on Over for Dinner
The residents each enjoy a progressive dinner, but the evening turns fatal when Gabrielle's stepfather appears.
S8.E1 ∙ Secrets That I Never Want to Know
Tom and Lynette still pretend to be spouses for the kids; Susan avoids all contact with the ladies; Bree is confident she can use Detective Chuck as a warning system.
S8.E2 ∙ Making the Connection
Bree pays a visit to Paul Young; Guilt-crushed Susan keeps volunteering herself for full punishment for the smallest faults; Ben cleverly sees through Renee's cheap ploy.
S8.E3 ∙ Watch While I Revise the World
When Carlos and Susan start talking, Mike thinks they're having an affair; Lee turns Renee into Jenny's unlikely mother figure; Lynette grows suspicious of Lydia and her fiancée.
S8.E4 ∙ School of Hard Knocks
Lynette begins spying on Tom; Danielle moves back home with her son; Gabrielle tries to affect change at a PTA meeting; Susan battles with her art teacher.
S8.E5 ∙ The Art of Making Art
Susan is mortified when the students are asked to show up in art class nude; Lynette struggles with dating again; Carlos finds himself hitting rock bottom.
S8.E6 ∙ Witch's Lament
Bree enjoys helping Ben prepare for his social real estate development building project, until she discovers it's on the very spot where the gang buried Gaby's stepfather. The bulldozers are ordered for the next day, so the trio must dig Alejandro up on Halloween night. Painting teacher intended to use 'TA' Susan as free babysitter when he has custody of utterly neglected pre-teen son Jasper, but she won't stand by shameless parental failure. Lynette's dirty tricks to rival pointlessly with Tom's classy girlfriend over a Halloween costume for Penny backfire.
S8.E7 ∙ Always in Control
Bree is stunned to learn who dug up Alejandro; Lynette spreads untruths about Jane to Penny; Gabrielle and Carlos must convince Lee and Bob that Juanita and Celia aren't the bad seeds that they used to be; Susan desperately searches her inner self.
S8.E8 ∙ Suspicion Song
Detective Chuck Vance begins harassing Bree as his suspicions about her involvement in the disappearance of Alejandro grow; after using the murder of Gaby's stepfather as inspiration for her art school projects, Susan must find a way to graciously decline art school teacher Andre's invitation to display and sell her paintings at a gallery showing; when Carlos's drinking gets in the way of his ability to work, Gaby goes to the office in an effort to save his business from losing a multi-million dollar account; and on the occasion of their 22-year anniversary, Lynette comes up with a plan to try to salvage her marriage to Tom.
S8.E9 ∙ Putting It Together
Gaby, Susan and Lynette are questioned; Bree's life begins to spiral into despair; Lynette's favor could ruin Tom's relationship with Jane.
S8.E10 ∙ What's to Discuss, Old Friend
Bree prepares to end it all; Gabrielle begins to suspect Carlos of murder; Lynette confesses a dark secret to Tom.
S8.E11 ∙ Who Can Say What's True?
With Carlos still in rehab, Gaby asks for Lynette's help in wooing a high-stakes company to sign with her husband's firm; Renee talks Bree into getting out of the house and having some fun at a pickup bar; in an attempt to ease her guilt, Susan pays a covert visit to Alejandro's family to see how they've been holding up since he went missing; and Mike discovers some inconsistencies with Ben's real estate project.
S8.E12 ∙ What's the Good of Being Good
Bree's life continues to spiral as her alcohol consumption rises -- as does her lust for men; Lynette goes out on her first date since separating with Tom -- with Renee's hairdresser; Alejandro's current wife suspects foul play is afoot and has a confrontation with Susan; Gaby discovers that Alejandro's step-daughter was also abused by this wretched man; and Ben has special plans in store for Renee.
S8.E13 ∙ Is This What You Call Love?
Susan is in for a shock when daughter Julie pays a visit and shows up six months pregnant; Bree's alcohol consumption and lust for men continues to dominate and ruin her life; Lynette's first sexual encounter since separating from Tom doesn't quite end in fireworks; and Gaby's attempt to sooth Juanita when she doesn't receive a Valentine's Day card from a boy she has a crush on backfires.
S8.E14 ∙ Get Out of My Life
Susan discovers the identity Julie's baby's father; Orson makes it his duty to nurse Bree back to health; Mike informs Renee of Ben's dire circumstances with a loan shark.
S8.E15 ∙ She Needs Me
Susan tells Porter that she'll set up a nursery and watch over his and Julie's baby after Lynette firmly tells her son that she will not help raise her future granddaughter; Orson convinces Bree to go away with him to the Maine countryside - perhaps never returning to Wisteria Lane; Karen pleads with Gaby not to tell Roy about her condition; and good deeds never go unpunished when, after paying off Ben's loan shark, the thug sets his eyes on destroying Renee's life.
S8.E16 ∙ You Take for Granted
Susan convinces Mike to go to the police when she discovers that Ben's loanshark is out to get him; Gaby is justifiably concerned when Carlos exhibits some strange behavior on his first day back to work; Tom's girlfriend, Jane, drops a bombshell on Lynette during Penny's birthday party; and Mrs. McCluskey, who is suffering from terminal cancer, asks Bree to help put an end to her life.
S8.E17 ∙ Women and Death
On the day of the funeral of a beloved Wisteria Lane resident, each of the ladies thinks back on how this person had affected their lives; Bree is called in for questioning about Alejandro's murder.
S8.E18 ∙ Any Moment
Julie questions Susan's parenting skills; Bree's unsure of Andrew's marriage; Lynette plans to win Tom back; Gabrielle tries to teach her family a lesson.
S8.E19 ∙ With So Little to Be Sure Of
Susan learns Mike had been keeping a secret; Bree needs a lawyer to get her murder charges cleared; Carlos is concerned with Gabrielle's job.
S8.E20 ∙ Lost My Power
Susan tries to build a car for M.J.'s soapbox derby; Trip learns of Bree's past history, and must come clean; Renee discovers Ben is keeping a secret.
S8.E21 ∙ The People Will Hear
Bree starts to develop feelings for Trip; Susan becomes concerned when Julie doubts Porter's commitment; The ladies are shocked with Gabrielle's nonchalant attitude.
S8.E22 ∙ Give Me the Blame
Bree's trial finally comes to an end with a surprise confession; Tom takes steps to finalize his divorce.
S8.E23 ∙ Finishing the Hat
Everything that begins must eventually end, as the beginnings and endings walk us both forwards and backwards, taking our final stroll down Wistera Lane.
