George Lopez

Comedian George Lopez stars as a Los Angeles manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with his wacky family along with random mishaps.

Genre: Comedy, Drama

Cast:George Lopez , Constance Marie , Luis Armand Garcia , Valente Rodriguez , Belita Moreno , Masiela Lusha , Emiliano DÃez , Jack Blessing , Aimee Garcia , Mark Tymchyshyn , Bryan Fisher , Elmarie Wendel , Nick Offerman , Ron Pearson , Tonantzin Esparza , Mel Rodriguez , Trevor Wright , Dagney Kerr

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Who's Your Daddy?

Wed, Oct 2, 2002

George runs into his aunt at the store and finds out that Benny has been lying to him for over 30 years and that his father is alive and is living in California.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Token of Unappreciation

Wed, Oct 9, 2002

George quickly learns the meaning of company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives. Meanwhile, Carmen has to choose whether she wants to keep her best friend Toby or be part of the in-crowd.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ The Show Dyslexic

Wed, Oct 16, 2002

George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have it as well. Meanwhile, Ernie leaves home and moves in with George and Angie and takes on the job of minding his girlfriends kids while she enjoys life.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Halloween Cheer

Wed, Oct 23, 2002

As George gets ready for Halloween, Carmen falls into a depression after her best friend, Toby, moves away. After George 'letting Carmen find her own way' doesn't work, Angie gets her on the cheerleader team so she can make new friends.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ The Unnatural

Wed, Oct 30, 2002

George pushes Max to be better in baseball for his team's upcoming game; but in the process, Max accidentally ruins George's Steve Garvey autographed baseball.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ No Free Launch

Wed, Nov 6, 2002

Amy, the new PTA secretary, is charged with keeping track of candy sales when the school tries to raise funds so the students can attend a space-shuttle launch in Florida. With Amy's daughter and George's son in the same class, the parents engage in competition for sales among the ranks at the factory. But when Max fails to make the quota, the only thing that is launched is a war of words between George and the adults.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ The Wedding Dance

Wed, Nov 13, 2002

George and Angie never had a dance at their wedding so Angie prepares to have one now; except to calm her nerves before the dance, she has a few too many drinks and can't remember it the next morning.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Love Bites

Wed, Nov 20, 2002

George and Angie worry Carmen's going to have sex with a boy from school after her breasts fill in and she comes home with a hickey.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

Wed, Nov 27, 2002

George thinks he's found his real father when he meets one of Benny's coworkers that she supposedly slept with 35 years ago.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ Charity

Wed, Dec 4, 2002

Angie turns the house upside down when she takes on too many charities.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ Meet the Cuban Parents

Wed, Dec 11, 2002

When Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, visit for Christmas, George thinks they still believe he's not good enough for their daughter. But George shows he can take care of his family without their help and battles with Vic for the best Christmas.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ This Old Casa

Wed, Jan 8, 2003

Benny's bathroom is falling apart and Angie tries to convince George if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ Super Bowl

Wed, Jan 15, 2003

The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe is dying. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe-but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl tickets. Meanwhile, since Benny never taught George how to cope with death when he was younger, he has difficulty attending the funeral.

14Season 2

S2.E14 ∙ The Valentine's Day Massacre

Wed, Feb 5, 2003

George and Angie confront the lies that began their relationship.

15Season 2

S2.E15 ∙ Girl Fight

Wed, Feb 12, 2003

After Carmen breaks up with her boyfriend Adam, he spreads nasty rumors about her around school. With Carmen's reputation jeopardized, George and Angie step in to repair the damage. But the school counselor is a haunting figure from George's past who will not right the wrong - prompting Carmen to takes matters into her own hands.

16Season 2

S2.E16 ∙ George vs. George

Wed, Feb 26, 2003

When Carmen gets into private school, George and Angie decide to take out a loan to pay for the tuition. But a bad credit report finds George in poor financial shape. Thinking that someone has stolen his identity, George tracks down another George Lopez. But when the two men meet, they learn that they share more than a name; their social-security numbers and birth certificates are identical. Oh, and they have one more thing in common - their father.

17Season 2

S2.E17 ∙ A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Wed, Mar 5, 2003

As a surprise for Angie's birthday, George arranges for her father Vic and sister Gloria to visit for the celebration. Upset about her upcoming divorce and jealous of her sister's marriage to a good man, Gloria makes an inappropriate advance towards George-which Max witnesses.

18Season 2

S2.E18 ∙ Profiles in Courage

Wed, Mar 12, 2003

The airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. Afraid that a certain employee's ethnic background will hinder the company's chances of getting the contract, George's boss orders him to demote the worker. George must decide whether or not to jeopardize his career by being ethical. Meanwhile, Max acquired "a wife" - his friend Allison.

19Season 2

S2.E19 ∙ Secrets and Lies

Wed, Mar 26, 2003

Benny tries to turn a stumble at work into a huge a workman's compensation claim.

20Season 2

S2.E20 ∙ Girls Night Out

Wed, Apr 2, 2003

Angie invites Marisol to stay with them when her ex-boyfriend Junior harasses her at work. But she and George both come to regret that decision when Marisol and Carmen sneak out to confront Junior.

21Season 2

S2.E21 ∙ I Only Have Eyes for You

Wed, Apr 23, 2003

When George over-reacts to an incident between Max and Carmen he is forced to re-evaluate his relationship with his daughter.

22Season 2

S2.E22 ∙ Team Leader

Wed, Apr 30, 2003

George embellishes on Ernie's work record to keep him from getting fired, and instead Ernie is elected the new team leader. Ernie's confident he can get the job done but George is stuck doing both their work.

23Season 2

S2.E23 ∙ George Has Two Mommies

Wed, May 7, 2003

Max and Ricky set off a bottle rocket and accidentally burn down the garage, which had $17,000 of Angie's beauty supplies in it. George can't get a loan so Benny calls up Manny's new wife for help.

24Season 2

S2.E24 ∙ Long Time No See

Wed, May 14, 2003

When George's father Manny sends him a check for $20,000 to pay off his debt, George and the family take a trip out to Phoenix to meet his father for the first time in 36 years however he punches him and storms out.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1

Fri, Sep 26, 2003

Everything becomes a mess when president George Bush comes to speak at the factory: Benny has started dating a younger man without telling George, Carmen disrupts the president's speech, and George steals the speech, which results in the Secret Service paying a trip to his home.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 2

Fri, Sep 26, 2003

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ The Cuban Missus Crisis

Fri, Oct 3, 2003

When Carmen has a sleepover and Angie's out with the girls, George finds out Vic's wife has cheated on him and he worries he may lose Angie too.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ Feel the Burn

Fri, Oct 10, 2003

Benny fears she's going through menopause but when she goes to the doctor, finds out that in fact she has the gonorrhea. Meanwhile, Angie tries to get her parents to reconcile.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ Carmen's Dating

Fri, Oct 17, 2003

Carmen tells her parents she wants to start dating, and she brings home a boy from her school for them to meet. Everything about Jason seems to be perfect, except that he and Carmen don't want to go out in public together.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ Split Decision

Fri, Oct 24, 2003

George lets a secret slip between the Powers brothers who then decide to split up the company, and each wants George to come work for them.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ No One Gets Out Alive

Fri, Oct 31, 2003

After the crash of an airplane built from parts made at George's factory, the nervous employees blame one another. An inspector interviews them and then closes the plant temporarily until it is determined what happened.

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Bringing Home the Bacon

Fri, Nov 7, 2003

With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceanera (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now to George's chagrin.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ Fishing Cubans

Fri, Nov 14, 2003

When Castro keeps Vic's brother, Octavio, in Cuba as a political prisoner, Vic, George and Ernie decide to go over on Vic's boat and bring Octavio over to California as a surprise anniversary present for Angie.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

Fri, Nov 21, 2003

George invites Manny and his family to spend Thanksgiving with his family, and finds out he's the only possible match for a kidney transplant for his father.

11Season 3

S3.E11 ∙ Mementos

Fri, Nov 28, 2003

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news.

12Season 3

S3.E12 ∙ Christmas Punch

Fri, Dec 12, 2003

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa.

13Season 3

S3.E13 ∙ Why You Crying?

Fri, Jan 9, 2004

Max mouths off to Benny and she slaps him for it. George and Angie think she's overreacting until they learn Max has forged their signatures to cover up his failing in school.

14Season 3

S3.E14 ∙ The Trouble with Ricky

Fri, Jan 23, 2004

When Ricky stays with the Lopez family, he and Max get into trouble repeatedly, and finally George decides to return him to his mother and finds out what environment Ricky's living in.

15Season 3

S3.E15 ∙ God Needles George

Fri, Feb 6, 2004

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.

16Season 3

S3.E16 ∙ Benny and Randy

Fri, Feb 13, 2004

George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.

17Season 3

S3.E17 ∙ Weekend at Benny's

Fri, Feb 20, 2004

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

18Season 3

S3.E18 ∙ Jason Tutors Max

Fri, Feb 27, 2004

Jason tells Carmen he has to spend more time preparing for college instead of being with her, but then starts tutoring Max to help him in Algebra. Carmen delivers an ultimatum to Jason that he either has to stop tutoring Max, or break up with her.

19Season 3

S3.E19 ∙ Angie Gets Tanked

Fri, Mar 19, 2004

A revealing picture of Angie getting soaked in the dunk tank at the school carnival shows up online for all the kids at school to see, and George plots revenge on the kid who took the picture.

20Season 3

S3.E20 ∙ The Art of Boxing

Fri, Mar 26, 2004

George and Vic enroll Max in a boxing class against Angie's wishes and behind her back; but they have to come clean when Max comes home with a black eye.

21Season 3

S3.E21 ∙ George's House of Cards

Fri, Apr 2, 2004

George invites Angie's newly divorced dad Vic to join a poker game. But when George wins fifty dollars in a hand and Angie's dad refuses to pay him out of principle, a simple game threatens to tear down the foundation of the entire family.

22Season 3

S3.E22 ∙ Dance Fever

Fri, Apr 9, 2004

George is presented with a major award and everybody congratulates him, except Benny. George has accepted that Benny never complimented him on anything in his life, until he hears her complimenting Randy on getting a new job.

23Season 3

S3.E23 ∙ She Drives Me Crazy

Fri, Apr 16, 2004

George worries Carmen's growing up too fast when she pushes to get her driver's license and to spend prom night in a hotel room with Jason.

24Season 3

S3.E24 ∙ George Goes to Disneyland

Fri, Apr 30, 2004

Max is excited about the Lopez family's trip to Disneyland, but George refuses to go because it reminds him of his deprived childhood. However, he becomes overwhelmed with guilt that he is not sharing the fun with his son.

25Season 3

S3.E25 ∙ Bachelor Party

Fri, May 7, 2004

As wedding plans progress for Benny and Randy, clumsy factory worker Amy, returns from six months in the hospital and tries to win Randy back.

26Season 3

S3.E26 ∙ Wrecking Ball

Fri, May 14, 2004

The morning after Benny finds out her coworkers had a pool she wouldn't last with Randy, George arrives at work to find somebody had vandalized the factory and Benny is the prime suspect, and Jack expects him to fire her even though she claims she's innocent.

27Season 3

S3.E27 ∙ What George Doesn't Noah...

Fri, May 21, 2004

Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

28Season 3

S3.E28 ∙ Now George Noah Ex-Zack-Ly What Happened

Fri, May 21, 2004

George and Angie confront Carmen regarding her relationship with Zack. When George speaks to Zack, the boy's true intentions toward Carmen become clear--infuriating George.

1Season 4

S4.E1 ∙ George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack

Tue, Sep 28, 2004

The Lopez family is very worried about Carmen, who has run away from home after an argument with her father. George and Vic travel to the Haight-Ashbury section of San Francisco to look for her.

2Season 4

S4.E2 ∙ Landlord Almighty

Tue, Oct 5, 2004

George becomes Carmen's landlord when she complains about being treated like a child even though she insists she's grown up since she ran away. George decides a few days of living in the real world, paying for rent and bills, will make Carmen appreciate being a kid; instead she gets a roommate to help pay the rent, but she winds up having to do twice as much work.

3Season 4

S4.E3 ∙ George of the Rings

Tue, Oct 12, 2004

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

4Season 4

S4.E4 ∙ Home Sweet Homeschool

Tue, Oct 19, 2004

Carmen is not invited back to private school for the new semester, so Angie decides to homeschool her. But when the mother-daughter relationship becomes strained, George suggests a much better career option for his wife.

5Season 4

S4.E5 ∙ Leave It to Lopez

Tue, Oct 26, 2004

As Halloween approaches, George feels guilty about his failure to buy life insurance. He becomes obsessed with death, resulting in nightmares that hearken back to his childhood television fixations.

6Season 4

S4.E6 ∙ Sk8erboyz

Tue, Nov 9, 2004

In order to make a few friends, Max spends time with a gang of skateboarders but then gets in trouble with the law. Meanwhile, admiring the various colored bracelets that Carmen wears, Angie copies the look without realizing what the colors mean.

7Season 4

S4.E7 ∙ The Simple Life

Tue, Nov 16, 2004

When George gets a job opportunity in a small Colorado town, he and Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for the kids.

8Season 4

S4.E8 ∙ Trouble in Paradise

Tue, Nov 23, 2004

Carmen and Max befriend some local kids and manage to get into more trouble while visiting a small Colorado town than when they're living in L.A. George and Angie realize that Los Angeles is the place for them.

9Season 4

S4.E9 ∙ E.I.? E.I. OH

Tue, Nov 30, 2004

When Powers Aviation merges with another company, a young upstart, Vanessa (KIMBERLY WILLIAMS-PAISLEY - "According to Jim," "Father of the Bride" movies), is brought in to co-manage--forcing George to share his territory with someone new.

10Season 4

S4.E10 ∙ A Clear and Presentless Danger

Tue, Dec 14, 2004

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge in this Christmas-themed episode--but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help make Max's dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion DAVE MIRRA (himself), a reality.

11Season 4

S4.E11 ∙ Prescription for Trouble

Tue, Jan 11, 2005

When Carmen wants to begin using birth control, George and Angie contemplate making a deal with her in order to keep her from taking the next step with her boyfriend, Jason (recurring guest star BRYAN FISHER).

12Season 4

S4.E12 ∙ Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Tue, Jan 18, 2005

When Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, Tammy (GIGI RICE), George risks their friendship to keep him from making the biggest mistake of his life.

13Season 4

S4.E13 ∙ George to the Third Power

Tue, Jan 25, 2005

When Max complains about the braces on his teeth, George takes him to the dentist, Dr. Holland who is a provider on the company medical insurance plan.

14Season 4

S4.E14 ∙ George Gets Assisterance

Tue, Feb 1, 2005

In a plea to get Max additional help in school, George confesses to his long-lost sister, Superintendent of Schools Linda Lorenzo, that she was given up for adoption at birth, and worse, Benny is her real mother.

15Season 4

S4.E15 ∙ Sabes Quake

Tue, Feb 8, 2005

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

16Season 4

S4.E16 ∙ George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

Tue, Feb 15, 2005

When Benny demands money for a box of George's old things, he is shocked to learn Benny (unbeknownst to him) helped he and Angie start up a life, but she also owes George money from a source he never knew about.

17Season 4

S4.E17 ∙ George Buys a Vow

Tue, Feb 22, 2005

George hatches a plan to make Angie's most romantic fantasy a reality: a dream wedding. A host of wedding singers auditions for George, including film director ROBERT RODRIGUEZ (himself) and WILLIAM HUNG (himself) from "American Idol."

18Season 4

S4.E18 ∙ George Watcha's Out for Jason

Tue, Mar 1, 2005

George allows Jason (recurring guest star BRYAN FISHER), Carmen's boyfriend, to temporarily move into the Lopez residence, enabling the teen to finish the baseball season after his parents move away.

19Season 4

S4.E19 ∙ George's Grand Slam

Tue, Mar 8, 2005

George seems to be favoring Jason over Carmen because he lacks faith in his daughter's potential. Carmen enters a poetry contest with a feminist writer, Kenzie, who challenges George to see his daughter's real abilities.

20Season 4

S4.E20 ∙ George Needs Anchor Management

Tue, Mar 29, 2005

When Angie meets a former boyfriend--who's now a news anchor--for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

21Season 4

S4.E21 ∙ George's Relatively Bad Idea

Tue, Apr 12, 2005

In exchange for George granting permission to his father-in-law and his best friend who wish to date his long lost sister, Linda Lorenzo (recurring guest star Eva LaRue), George considers taking bribes from the two men.

22Season 4

S4.E22 ∙ George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

Tue, May 3, 2005

George tries to convert the garage into an office for Angie's business, but when it proves too difficult, he calls Victor and Bobby, two friends from the old neighborhood who cut corners to get the job done on time, but it doesn't pass the city inspection.

23Season 4

S4.E23 ∙ George Stare-oids Down Jason

Tue, May 10, 2005

When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason have become intimate now that the teens live in the same house, they think about asking Jason to move out.

24Season 4

S4.E24 ∙ George Negoti-ate It

Tue, May 17, 2005

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb visit the Lopez house to draft Jason for their alma maters. And a minor league baseball recruiter also approaches Jason to sign a contract.

1Season 5

S5.E1 ∙ George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Wed, Oct 5, 2005

George Lopez has made lemonade from lemons at every turn. Since he became plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane-parts factory, George has handled a complicated and tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage...

2Season 5

S5.E2 ∙ You Dropped a Mom on Me

Wed, Oct 5, 2005

Benny gambles away the paychecks George gave her to find an apartment.

3Season 5

S5.E3 ∙ George's Dog Days of Bummer

Wed, Oct 12, 2005

Pretending he's the mayor of Los Angeles, George bullies a menacing biker who won't release a stray dog that George's depressed mom, Benny, has grown to love. But the plan backfires when the real L.A. mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, visits the Lopez family.

4Season 5

S5.E4 ∙ George Drives the Batmobile

Wed, Oct 19, 2005

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house.

5Season 5

S5.E5 ∙ Trick or Treat Me Right

Wed, Oct 26, 2005

As Halloween approaches, George and Angie play practical jokes that are even funnier and scarier than ever. But when Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.

6Season 5

S5.E6 ∙ George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

Wed, Nov 2, 2005

George is living with Ernie and his parents because he's still furious with Benny and refuses to return home until his mother leaves. But when he realizes how difficult it is for Ernie to live with his parents, George convinces him to get his own place.

7Season 5

S5.E7 ∙ George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial

Wed, Nov 9, 2005

George takes Max to a therapist after he witnesses a school shooting; but the therapist reveals Max's trauma isn't due to the shooting, but to George moving out and staying at Ernie's because Benny moved in with them. George realizes he needs to stop fighting with his mom and move back in for Max's sake.

8Season 5

S5.E8 ∙ George Tries to Write a Wrong

Wed, Nov 16, 2005

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

9Season 5

S5.E9 ∙ George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

Wed, Nov 30, 2005

After George makes jokes about his mother's age, Benny takes drastic measures to make herself look younger by getting ridiculously large breast implants. Series star GEORGE LOPEZ makes his directorial debut with this episode.

10Season 5

S5.E10 ∙ George Says I Do... More in This Marriage

Wed, Dec 7, 2005

While giving marriage counseling to a young engaged couple from their church, George and Angie discover that they disagree about who works harder in their own marriage. They set up a point system based on their household tasks and compete for dominance.

11Season 5

S5.E11 ∙ George Is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family

Wed, Dec 14, 2005

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

12Season 5

S5.E12 ∙ George Enrolls Like That

Wed, Jan 25, 2006

When Max skips school, George enrolls in college to set a positive example. But George has difficulty getting anyone to take him seriously. Even Professor Lim (recurring guest star MING-NA - "ER") thinks his questions are jokes.

13Season 5

S5.E13 ∙ George Keeps Truant to Himself

Wed, Feb 1, 2006

When the going gets tough, George drops out of school. But his attempt to hide his truancy from Angie and the kids becomes the worst kept secret around when Professor Lim (recurring guest star MING-NA) stops by the house to check in.

14Season 5

S5.E14 ∙ The Kidney Stays in the Picture

Wed, Feb 8, 2006

Max keeps wetting the bed and George tells him to be a man about it, but a doctor reveals the accidents stem from an infected kidney that has to be removed.

15Season 5

S5.E15 ∙ A Funeral Brings George to His Niece

Wed, Feb 15, 2006

George and Angie's former sister-in-law passes away, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter, Veronica, and her very large inheritance.

16Season 5

S5.E16 ∙ George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

Wed, Feb 22, 2006

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

17Season 5

S5.E17 ∙ George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Wed, Mar 1, 2006

Ray, Angie's brother, comes back when he finds out that Veronica, will inherit the family fortune. But George see's through Ray's schemes when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.

18Season 5

S5.E18 ∙ George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

Wed, Mar 15, 2006

George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.

19Season 5

S5.E19 ∙ George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Wed, Mar 22, 2006

Angie and George believe Max's online girlfriend is in fact a child predator, and George sets out to trap him.

20Season 5

S5.E20 ∙ George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

Wed, Mar 29, 2006

In the 100th episode, George takes over the planning of a wedding for one of Angie's clients, Brooke in order to prove he can do Angie's job better than she can. But Brooke is so high-maintenance that George almost goes crazy taking care the details.

21Season 5

S5.E21 ∙ George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Wed, Apr 5, 2006

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

22Season 5

S5.E22 ∙ It's a Cliffhanger, by George

Wed, Apr 12, 2006

In the Season finale, everyone in the Lopez family faces a crisis. Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico, and they'll both be unemployed. When the police want to question Benny about her part in an old robbery, she flees.

1Season 6

S6.E1 ∙ George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

Wed, Jan 24, 2007

In the season premiere episode, just as George and Angie finish sending their daughter off to college, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing.

2Season 6

S6.E2 ∙ George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

Wed, Jan 31, 2007

Angie continues to let George believe she's pregnant after finding out she's not, just to ease the pain of Carmen going away to school, while Vic introduces his hot new girlfriend to the family.

3Season 6

S6.E3 ∙ George Nieces a New Media Room

Wed, Feb 7, 2007

When relatives contest her late mother's will and freeze her trust fund, George's niece moves in, and brings along a boyfriend George has no intentions of contending with.

4Season 6

S6.E4 ∙ George Testi-Lies for Benny

Wed, Feb 14, 2007

George becomes reluctant to testify on his mother's behalf at her sentencing when his grandmother reveals a secret kept from him since he was a baby.

5Season 6

S6.E5 ∙ Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

Wed, Feb 21, 2007

After a fight with Angie, George returns to the bar to be with Ernie, and when he accidentally eats the worm from the bottle of tequila, he begins to hallucinate about really being with Ernie.

6Season 6

S6.E6 ∙ George Thinks Vic's Fiancée Is Lion About Being a Cheetah

Wed, Feb 28, 2007

When Vic and Lindsay announce their engagement, George and Angie worry that the much younger woman is only interested in Vic's money. George becomes determined to prove to Vic that Lindsay is cheating on him.

7Season 6

S6.E7 ∙ George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'sta Loca Good.'

Wed, Mar 7, 2007

George keeps sticking his foot in his mouth when Angie starts feeling self-conscious about her looks and feels she losing her youthful appeal.

8Season 6

S6.E8 ∙ George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

Wed, Mar 14, 2007

George's bad memory comes to bear when his mother-in-law passes away and he can't fulfill Angie's wishes.

9Season 6

S6.E9 ∙ George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante

Wed, Mar 21, 2007

When a sexual predator moves nearby, George and Angie use their membership in the neighborhood watch to take action in different ways. Angie advocates sending a certified letter to the offender and hanging posters around town....

10Season 6

S6.E10 ∙ George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less

Wed, Apr 4, 2007

When Anige's business takes off, she and George decide to hire a maid to help around the house. But George has difficulties differentiating her between being a maid and being an adoptive mother.

11Season 6

S6.E11 ∙ George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

Wed, Apr 4, 2007

George has trouble keeping the truth from coming out surrounding a man from his mother's past and why he won't let the guy get together with his mother.

12Season 6

S6.E12 ∙ George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La

Wed, Apr 11, 2007

George and Angie get into a brutal battle over who can be more frugal.

13Season 6

S6.E13 ∙ George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

Wed, Apr 11, 2007

In an effort to get closer with his son, George buys him a guitar, but is left on the outs when Max is asked to join a band.

14Season 6

S6.E14 ∙ George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation

Tue, Apr 24, 2007

Due to a new health plan at the factory, Benny has thirty days to quit smoking, but finds that her nicotine fits are based on George.

15Season 6

S6.E15 ∙ George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

Tue, Apr 24, 2007

While on their neighborhood watch route, George and Angie stumble across the new neighbor and his offensive lawn ornaments.

16Season 6

S6.E16 ∙ George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test

Tue, May 1, 2007

George always feels lonely on Father's Day since he never knew his father. So when his father-in-law, Vic, asks him to play in a father-son golf game against Vic's biggest rivals, Dr. Anthony Tovar and his son, Tony, George is touched.

17Season 6

S6.E17 ∙ George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line

Tue, May 8, 2007

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him and decides to work full time at the plant.

18Season 6

S6.E18 ∙ George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia

Tue, May 8, 2007

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.