S1.E1 ∙ Hooperman

The owner of an rundown apartment building is killed during a burglary and Harry Hooperman (an Inspector with San Francisco Police Dept.) inherits the building and her beloved (and nasty) dog Bijoux.

S1.E2 ∙ The Answer My Friend Is Passing in the Wind

Bijoux is put on trial for attacking a mailman and will be destroyed unless Hooperman can prove he is a drug sniffing police dog.

S1.E3 ∙ Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

After Smith breaks off their relationship, Hooperman is asked out by a television reporter. DeMott and Silardi agree to allow a famous actor ride with them. Stern is reluctant to take back her estranged husband.

S1.E4 ∙ Aria da Capo

Hooperman is forced to release a suspect for a brutal rape because he is a witness in a federal trial.

S1.E5 ∙ John Doe, We Hardly Knew Ye

Hooperman turns to a psychic to uncover the identity of a dead man; the nephew of Hooperman's deceased landlord decides to contest her will.

S1.E6 ∙ The Shooting

Hooperman and McNeil go undercover to stop a series of grocery store holdups.

S1.E7 ∙ Hot Wired

Hooperman goes undercover to bust a loan shark with the wire being placed in a very unconventional place. Stern reluctantly tries an escort service and is surprised when she sees who her escort is.

S1.E8 ∙ Baby Talk

A wealthy Sheik puts Hooperman in charge of showing around his spoiled 19-year old daughter. DeMott and Silardi go undercover as a married couple in order to bust a baby broker.

S1.E9 ∙ Blues for Danny Welles

Hooperman tries to get through to a suicidal AIDS suspect; Stern meets her estranged husband's mistress who provides some awkward details about their affair.

S1.E10 ∙ I, Witness

Hooperman must protect an elderly man, a repeat retail theft offender, who does a TV interview claiming he could identify an armed robbery suspect. Smith has second thoughts about her relationship with Hooperman.

S1.E11 ∙ Deck the Cell with Bars of Folly

The Department hosts an open house for Christmas Eve and attracts a variety of interesting characters with different life stories.

S1.E12 ∙ The Naked and the Dead

Hooperman, Pritzger and McNeil stakeout a coffin robber; Stern tries to settle her divorce.

S1.E13 ∙ The Snitch

Smith tells Hooperman she intends to move out of San Francisco; Hooperman houses a snitch and his family at his apartment; Pritzger inadvertently eats evidence.

S1.E14 ∙ Chariots of Fire

Hooperman gets a great deal on a classic car from a drug suspect and finds there is lots of baggage that go along with it; Smith interviews other women who are/were in relationships with policemen.

S1.E15 ∙ High Noon

Everyone fears for Hooperman's safety when a dangerous con is freed from prison; Hooperman, Pritzger and McNeil go undercover at a warehouse to nab a merchandise hijacker.

S1.E16 ∙ Blaste from the Past

Stern, Hooperman, McNeil and Pritzger are analyzed by a psychologist hired by the department; Hooperman tries to rekindle a romance with an old flame following an argument with Smith.

S1.E17 ∙ Tomato Can

Hooperman's new boxing trainer aspires to be a police officer; McNeil is nervous about appearing on a game show.

S1.E18 ∙ Me and Mr. Magoo

Hooperman investigates a case of a child runaway; Hooperman fears that McNeil's eye problem may put them both at risk.

S1.E19 ∙ Baby on Board

Hooperman gets unexpected news from Smith; the Department investigates a string of brutal crimes.

S1.E20 ∙ Trudy and Clyde

Hooperman is held hostage by a bickering couple; Stern overindulges on a remedy given to her by Bushkin.

S1.E21 ∙ Nick Derringer, P.I.

Hooperman convinces Stern to involve the department in a joint organized crime investigation with a less than stellar private investigator; Smith's mother comes to visit, not knowing anything about her relationship with Hooperman.

S1.E22 ∙ Surprise Party

Hooperman celebrates a birthday; Silardi's homophobic twin brother visits the station and causes plenty of tension; Smith suspects that one of the tenants murdered his mother.

S2.E1 ∙ Requiem for an S.O.B.

When an unlikable cop dies in the line of duty, Hooperman is very conflicted when he is tasked with giving the eulogy at the funeral.

S2.E2 ∙ We'll Always Have Paris

The department must find a way to free a magician that they arrested locked in a safe; Hooperman and Susan attempt to work out their relationship issues.

S2.E3 ∙ Who Do You Truss?

Hooperman reluctantly undergoes surgery for a hernia.

S2.E4 ∙ In Search of Bijoux

Hooperman goes undercover as a transvestite to nab a slasher; Hooperman's dog goes missing and turns up with a family that refuses to relinquish her.

S2.E5 ∙ Look Homeward, Dirtbag

Hooperman has to deal with a man who is wanted by the mafia and a man who is desperate to go back to jail.

S2.E6 ∙ Nightmare in Apartment One

Hooperman takes in McNeil as a tenant; a sexual parts doctor keeps getting arrested; Hooperman and McNeil are on the trail of a 15-year old who is allegedly involved in drugs.

S2.E7 ∙ Hooperman Goes to Hell in a Handcart

Harry gets shot on the job and awakens to find himself in hell, with the Devil.

S2.E8 ∙ Rashomanny

Different accounts are told when Hooperman is accused of sexual harassment by a woman that he brought in for shoplifting; Pritzger is despondent when he discovers that Beverly is having an affair.

S2.E9 ∙ In the Still of My Pants

S2.E10 ∙ The Dating Game

With the policeman's ball approaching, Hooperman tries desperately to avoid going with Stern after she asks him.

S2.E11 ∙ Intolerance

A movie producers shoots a horror film in Hoopermans building, turning his life and his apartment upside down.

S2.E12 ∙ The Nun and I

After Hooperman is forced to arrest a convent of nuns regarding a property dispute, he fantasizes about an affair with one of the nuns.

S2.E13 ∙ The Sure Thing

Hooperman convinces the whole department to invest in wrinkle cream which has disastrous consequences; Hooperman befriends an arrested adult film star.

S2.E14 ∙ The Long So Long

With city workers on strike, Hooperman and McNeil must transport a dead man across town; Stern gets really annoyed when people from the department try to celebrate her birthday.

S2.E15 ∙ Stakeout

Hooperman is partnered on a stakeout with the Commissioner's inept and obnoxious nephew; Hooperman hires an interior designer.

S2.E16 ∙ Dog Day Afternoon, Morning and Night

After Bijoux acts aggressively toward Alex, Hooperman takes her to a dog therapist.

S2.E17 ∙ Love Bytes

When a notorious computer hacker admits that his ex-girlfriend holds the key to a stolen account with a million dollars, Hooperman must find a way to reunite them in order to recover the money.

S2.E18 ∙ Take My Building, Please

Harry takes in a mugging victim, who falls in love with the apartment building and makes him an offer.

S2.E19 ∙ Some of That Jazz

Frustrated with law enforcement, Hooperman takes a gig at a Jazz club; DeMott feels guilt after accidentally shooting Silardi.

S2.E20 ∙ Goodnight, Sweet Hooperman

Harry participates in a sleep deprivation study while dealing with several unusual cases.