House of Payne
A multi-generational family lives together under one roof.
Cast:Cassi Davis , LaVan Davis , Allen Payne , Lance Gross , Larramie Doc Shaw , Keshia Knight Pulliam , China Anne McClain , Demetria McKinney , Palmer Williams Jr. , Denise Burse , Ahmarie Holmes , Bart Hansard , Cedric Pendleton , Joyce Giraud , Bobbi Baker , Quin Walters , Denyce Lawton , Jason Dirden
S7.E1 ∙ House Guest
Ella helps a domestic abuse victim from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Jazmine and C.J. prepare for the father daughter dance
S7.E2 ∙ Payne Showers
The women throw Miranda a baby shower but an unexpected guests shows up. Meanwhile, Curtis gets the guys together for a man shower for Calvin
S7.E3 ∙ Playing with Fire
Janines's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Tracie tries to make moves on Calvin.
S7.E4 ∙ When the Payne's Away
While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin helps Miranda with her labor pains.
S7.E5 ∙ Beginnings
Curtis gets a good offer for the house and wants to sell. Ella is more reluctant and everyone drops by to share cherished memories of their times in the home.
S7.E6 ∙ Payneful Resolution
Miranda goes into labor just as Calvin prepares for his graduation while C.J. and Janine's marriage reaches a breaking point. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella get an offer they can't refuse for the Payne house.
S7.E7 ∙ House of Payne Resolution, Resolution
Miranda's labor continues while Calvin remains in jail. Janine walks out after learning of CJ kissing another woman. Malik confronts his father about his behavior.
S7.E8 ∙ House of Payne Growing Paynes
C J and Janine continue with their divorce. Jazmine wears makeup, defying her parents but is in over her head when boys come over. Ella and Curtis have a weight loss challenge.
S7.E9 ∙ Payne Protection
Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.
S7.E10 ∙ Dream Girls
A music producer wants to sign Jasmine. Meanwhile, Calvin becomes frustrated with the job market and takes a job as a grocery store manager.
S7.E11 ∙ Payneful Assistance
Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.
S7.E12 ∙ A Payneful Night Out
Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner, but the plans go wrong. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.
S7.E13 ∙ House of Awkward
C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up baby sitting Christian and Floyd.
S7.E14 ∙ Brain Payne
Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the Bible
S7.E15 ∙ Foster Paynes
Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.
S7.E16 ∙ Talented Paynes
As Claretha secretly deals with the possibility of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show
S7.E17 ∙ Going, Going, Gone
Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.
S7.E18 ∙ Mother's Day Out
Deshawn's mother shows up at the Payne house. C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring
S7.E19 ∙ So Hard to Say Goodbye
Malik is eager to leave for college but his extended family is more reluctantly except Jazmine who has plans for his room. Calvin finds himself to busy for simple chores leaving Miranda exhausted and creating a dangerous situation.
S7.E20 ∙ A Mother's Payne
Ella's mother comes to visit. Meanwhile, Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.
S7.E21 ∙ Payneful Rescue
As they wait in the hospital for word on Calvin Jr., Miranda and Calvin trade recriminations. Tracie arrives promising to deny Calvin visitation rights to his son because of the fire.
S7.E22 ∙ The Payne Gang
Deshawn joins a gang. Ella and Floyd do everything they can to stop him. Calvin gets on C.J.'s nerves after he and Miranda move in with C.J. and Janine
S7.E23 ∙ The Gifted and the Grout
Deshawn joins a gang. Ella and Floyd do everything they can to stop him. Calvin gets on C.J.'s nerves after he and Miranda move in with C.J. and Janine
S7.E24 ∙ Do the Fight Thing
Deshawn gets in trouble for bullying a kid at school. Miranda and Janine begin fighting over petty things
S7.E25 ∙ Help Me, Ella
When the Help Center's director position is vacated, Ella competes for it against a polished candidate with extensive experience, while Malik considers dropping out of school.
S7.E26 ∙ 1096
C.J. forgets Janine's three year sober anniversary. Ella gets Deshawn an ugly outfit for school picture day.
S7.E28 ∙ The Best Surprise
Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party. Curtis and Ella have trouble with the HOA
S7.E29 ∙ Number Five's Fight
Tempers potentially flame up when CJ is forced to lay off firefighters because of budget cuts. Meanwhile, Calvin and Miranda are moving on up-they hope to move upstairs, stirring up household tension in the process.
S7.E30 ∙ Curtis Jefferson
Curtis Payne has a dream in which he is apart of his favorite sitcom, The Jeffersons. While on The Jeffersons, Curtis Payne ends up learning a lesson.
S7.E31 ∙ The Rich and Payneless
Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.
S7.E32 ∙ Mentoring Paynes
Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents
S7.E35 ∙ Dead Wrong
Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.
S7.E36 ∙ Working Paynes
CJ hires Calvin, but Calvin's job performance fails to impress. Meanwhile, a bored Curtis brushes off retirement by taking up painting
S7.E37 ∙ Paynefully Fit
Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls
S7.E38 ∙ Do the Hustle
Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.
S7.E39 ∙ No More Payne
Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.
S7.E40 ∙ God Bless the Paynes
The Payne's say goodbye while praising God in church.
S7.E41 ∙ Do or Die
After Christian's Christening, The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's house. Unbeknownst to the family, as they prepare the meal, Calvin has been shot and is laying on C.J. and Janine's floor.
S7.E42 ∙ R.I.P-Rest in Payne
After being discovered by Janine, Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down.
S7.E43 ∙ Payne-ful Survival
The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.
S7.E44 ∙ Payneful Recovery
Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.
S7.E45 ∙ House of Nightmares
Calvin starts suffering from PTSD from getting shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda, who is overwhelmed with caring for a husband, 2 kids, and a career. Meanwhile, Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care, and wants him move in with them.
S7.E46 ∙ In Payne
A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart conversation with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.
S7.E47 ∙ Daddy Day Scare
C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.Note: Beginning with this episode, Palmer Williams, Jr. , who portrays Floyd joins the main cast
S7.E48 ∙ Payback
Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from find
S7.E49 ∙ Pills and Thrills
Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.
S7.E50 ∙ Scars of Payne
Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.
