I Am Weasel

The adventures of a highly intelligent, talented and rather generous weasel and a stupid baboon who has no talent at most things.

Genre: Animation, Short, Adventure

Cast:Charlie Adler , Michael Dorn , Tom Kenny , Dee Bradley Baker , Candi Milo , Dan Castellaneta , Susanne Blakeslee , Howard Morris , Michael Gough , Dom DeLuise , Kevin Schon , Marabina Jaimes , Frank Welker , Gregg Berger , Jennifer Hale , Pat Musick , Jill Talley , Bruce McGill

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge

Tue, Jul 15, 1997

When Weasel is called in to finish a trans-atlantic bridge from the USA to France, Baboon is utterly frustrated, wanting to finish the bridge himself.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ I.R. on Sun

Tue, Jul 22, 1997

When I.R. Baboon gets jealous that I.M. Weasel has been 1st on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus, Weasel rejects NASA's plan for sending him to the Sun, which gives I.R. the chance to be the 1st astronaut to Sun.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Deep Sea Tour

Tue, Jul 29, 1997

Getting a fake I.D. enables I.R. Baboon to fulfill his dream of being a captain of a deep see tour, but he takes his bathysphere too deep and hits bottom when the submersible's rope snaps. Can I.M. Weasel save Captain I.R. and his frantic tourists ?

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ I.R. Gentlemans

Tue, Aug 5, 1997

The Queen of Yurp needs to find a new Duke of Kankerberry, which Weasel discovers that I.R. Baboon is of royalty so he needs to teach I.R. manners.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ I Are Big Star

Tue, Aug 12, 1997

When Weasel wins the starring role of a new film that Baboon was after, Baboon steals Weasel's skin, making Weasel unable to show up on set. This leaves Baboon, who is now disguised as Weasel, to take his place.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Power of Odor

Tue, Aug 19, 1997

When Baboon moves his pig farm into the city's vacant lot, the odor runs the citizens out of town, and they hire Weasel to investigate what is causing the horrible stench.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ Ping Pong at Sea

Tue, Aug 26, 1997

When the Women's Naval Auxillary holds a ping-ping tournament for a fund-raiser, their best player is in a freak accident, so Weasel, a ping-ping master who has retired, is called to play. Infuriated, Baboon sneaks in just to have a grand face-off with Weasel... and he sadly succeeds.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Disease Fiesta

Tue, Sep 2, 1997

While Weasel is trying to cure an athlete's face patient, I.R. Baboon creates a cure which goes wrong and spreads it over the town.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ I.R. Plant Life

Tue, Sep 9, 1997

Baboon takes the last specimen of a rare thistle, and nearly kills it. When plant doctor Weasel is called in to investigate, he learns that Baboon has created a type of baboon/plant hybrid, that Baboon has now decided to marry.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ I Am Ambassador

Tue, Sep 16, 1997

Two dudes take a group of beavers as hostages and Weasel must save them.

11Season 1

S1.E11 ∙ Law of Gravity

Tue, Sep 30, 1997

I.R. destroys the Law of Gravity (literally), stuff that makes all lawyers float (since they are the only ones that understand law).

12Season 1

S1.E12 ∙ Happy Baboon Holidays

Tue, Sep 23, 1997

I.R. Baboon's family visit him at Christmas.

13Season 1

S1.E13 ∙ I. Architect

Tue, Oct 7, 1997

An accident causes Weasel and I.R. to drop their brains and they become unconscious for a part of time. The man who finds them gives Weasel I.R.'s brain and I.R. Weasel's brain while they are unconscious.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ I.R. Mommy

Tue, Jan 13, 1998

I.R. Baboon finds an abandoned child and adopts him as his son.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ I Am Deity

Tue, Jan 20, 1998

Weasel and I.R. concoct life, but the red-butt baboon soon becomes jealous when Weasel's world evolves faster than his.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ I Am Crybaby

Tue, Jan 27, 1998

Weasel must relocate the people who suffer from the chronic crybaby syndrome, not knowing that they are the main source of water on the planet.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ I.R.'s Phantom Foot

Tue, Feb 3, 1998

After tripping over an invisible pothole, I.R. breaks his "phantom foot." Ultimately, he attempts to sue Weasel over his injury.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Queen of Denile

Tue, Feb 10, 1998

It's the Egyptian times, and Weasel and I.R. are both asp exterminators, attempting to save the queen Cleopantless (the Red Guy) from this infestation.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ I Are Music Man

Tue, Feb 17, 1998

I.R. competes against Weasel in a music concert.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ I Am My Lifetime

Tue, Feb 24, 1998

A retired Weasel in the Retirement Home for Cartoon Stars and Baboon in the Retirement Home for Sidekicks.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ I.R. Pixie Fairy

Tue, Mar 3, 1998

The Red Guy tells a story about Baboon Pixies living in a sponge.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ I.R. Ice Fisher

Tue, Mar 10, 1998

On a Canadian vacation, I.M. Weasel takes care of Loulabelle in a cozy, lone cabin. Later, he teaches I.R. Baboon how to do some ice fishing.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ I.R. Role Model

Tue, Mar 17, 1998

I Am Weasel saves a woman from a fire, but everyone thinks I.R. did it and Weasel is framed for starting the fire.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ I.R. In Wrong Cartoon

Tue, Mar 24, 1998

Cow selfishly wants Weasel for herself so she fishes him out of the TV with a pie. But I.R. becomes very lonely without Weasel.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ My Friend, the Smart Banana

Tue, Mar 31, 1998

Weasel befriends an intellectual banana.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ I.R. Wild Baboon

Tue, Apr 7, 1998

In Folsom prison, I.M. Weasel explains his story of finding the last baboonus stupidus trailerus who keeps moving away from I.M. Weasel.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ Time Weasel

Fri, Jul 24, 1998

Weasel creates an underpants time machine which I.R. steals and use to go back in time. Weasel tries to stop him and accidentally back in time too. While traveling in time, I.R. inadvertently solves some history problems.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ The Hole

Fri, Jul 24, 1998

Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ I Stand Corrected

Fri, Aug 7, 1998

Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ I Am Bush Pilot

Mon, Aug 17, 1998

Weasel is the captain of his own commercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ Dessert Island

Wed, Aug 19, 1998

Weasel and Baboon end up on a "Dessert island", an island made mostly out of sweets.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ Unsinkable I.R.

Mon, Sep 21, 1998

I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ I Am Vampire

Wed, Aug 19, 1998

Weasel and Baboon are a pair of friendly vampires who drink only canned blood and are just looking for a fun little night on the town in Pantsylvania. But someone should try telling that to the vampire hunter Dr. Von Smellstein, who's out to get our heroes!

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Honey, I Are Home

Wed, Sep 16, 1998

I.R. is jealous of his neighbor Weasel because he has a better wife, kids, job and house.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ Driver's Sped

Mon, Oct 5, 1998

I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher! I.R. drives through the city "Miami Vice"-style and wrecks it in progress therefore failing the test! But Weasel later finds out that I.R. was coming to get a poetic license since he made a lot of rhymes during the driving test!

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ A Tree Story

Mon, Sep 21, 1998

The trees decide to rebel against humans after I.R. chops one.

11Season 3

S3.E11 ∙ I.R. Do

Mon, Oct 12, 1998

I.R. Baboon was supposed to marry a hyena, but I.M. Weasel helps I.R. Baboon out.

12Season 3

S3.E12 ∙ I Are Good Dog

Thu, Nov 12, 1998

A kid adopts I.M. Weasel as a pet cat and I.R. as a pet dog.

13Season 3

S3.E13 ∙ He Said, He Said.

Fri, Nov 13, 1998

Weasel tells his story to psychiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his own mishaps with Weasel in the room next door.

1Season 4

S4.E1 ∙ Enemy Camp

Mon, Nov 30, 1998

Best friends turned enemies Weasel and I.R. look back to when they attended a camp where they were trained to become arch-enemies.

2Season 4

S4.E2 ∙ I Am Clichéd

Tue, Dec 8, 1998

The Red Guy writes an "original" script for a show to I.M. Weasel and I.R. Baboon that is full of cartoon clichés.

3Season 4

S4.E3 ∙ I Are Gladiator

Tue, Dec 15, 1998

Gladiators Weasel and I.R. do battle in Ancient Rome.

4Season 4

S4.E4 ∙ Revolutionary Weasel

Wed, Dec 23, 1998

Weasel and I.R. (as senior citizens) tell their grandchildren about their ancestors' involvement in the War of Independence.

5Season 4

S4.E5 ∙ I Are Ghost

Tue, Jan 19, 1999

Weasel and I.R. (as ghosts) are called to haunt a famed Hollywood starlet (the Red Guy) out of her home. And as always, things don't go to plan.

6Season 4

S4.E6 ∙ The Magnificent Motorbikini

Fri, Jan 22, 1999

Weasel and I.R. test out a new form of transport that's half motorcycle, half bikini, with dramatic (and disastrous) results.

7Season 4

S4.E7 ∙ I Am Hairstylist

Mon, Feb 8, 1999

Weasel and I.R. test out a new form of transport that's half motorcycle, half bikini, with dramatic (and disastrous) results.

8Season 4

S4.E8 ∙ I Am Whale Captain

Fri, Feb 19, 1999

Travelling by whale, Weasel and I.R. set sail to find a giant octopus.

9Season 4

S4.E9 ∙ Dream Weasel

Thu, Mar 11, 1999

Weasel creates a device that controls people's sleeping patterns and decides to use it in order to help give the public their ability to dream again.

10Season 4

S4.E10 ∙ The Baboon's Paw

Fri, Mar 19, 1999

While in Chinatown, I.R. Baboon meets a vendor and offers a magical Monkey Paw but I.M. Weasel tells I.R. that he has two hands so I.R. starts wishing anything that he likes.

11Season 4

S4.E11 ∙ The Sackless Games

Wed, Mar 17, 1999

Lance Sackless (the Red Guy) creates his own athletic games, with Weasel and I.R. as his only contestants.

12Season 4

S4.E12 ∙ Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?

Mon, Apr 5, 1999

Weasel and I.R. investigate to see who has done the heinous crime of erasing Cow and Chicken from existence. Eventually, they discover that the culprit is the Red Guy trying to take over the show.

13Season 4

S4.E13 ∙ I Are Good Salesmans

Wed, Apr 14, 1999

Weasel attempts to stop I.R. and the Red Guy from selling wildfire and fire extinguishers respectively door-to-door.

1Season 5

S5.E1 ∙ I Are Terraformer!

Thu, Jun 10, 1999

I.M. Weasel and I.R. Baboon are terraformers.

2Season 5

S5.E2 ∙ I Am Viking

Thu, Jul 22, 1999

Weasel and I.R. are Vikings, who are ready, willing and able to pillage and plunder anything in sight. However, is it not too late to join The Red Guy in being a Viking cheerleader?

3Season 5

S5.E3 ∙ The Drinking Fountain of Youth

Thu, Jul 22, 1999

Weasel and I.R. set sail to find the Drinking Fountain of Youth.

4Season 5

S5.E4 ∙ Leave It to Weasel

Thu, Jul 29, 1999

Weasel and I.R. are called in as replacement kids after a couple's real children go away to camp.

5Season 5

S5.E5 ∙ The Fairy Godfather

Thu, Jul 29, 1999

Cinder-Weasel tries to make it to the evening ball, despite the interference of his evil stepbrother, I.R. Baboon. Can our Weasel get help from his Fairy Godfather (rhe Red Guy)?

6Season 5

S5.E6 ∙ I Are Robin Hood

Thu, Jul 29, 1999

I.R. Baboon takes the role of Robin Hood, with Weasel being his ally, Little John.

7Season 5

S5.E7 ∙ The Incredible Shrinking Weasel!

Thu, Aug 5, 1999

Doctors Weasel and I.R. shrink themselves in order to perform an operation, which is to repair a crack in The Red Guy's butt cheek.

8Season 5

S5.E8 ∙ Baboon Man and Boy Weasel

Thu, Aug 5, 1999

Baboon is the hero known as Baboon Man, whereas Weasel is his sidekick, Weasel Boy.

9Season 5

S5.E9 ∙ I.M.N. Love

Thu, Aug 5, 1999

Whilst at the gym, Weasel and I.R. fall in love with Cow and Chicken's teacher.

10Season 5

S5.E10 ∙ I.R.'s First Bike

Thu, Aug 12, 1999

I.R. gets a bike for Christmas. Learning of his inexperience, Weasel tries to help him.

11Season 5

S5.E11 ∙ The Sorcerer's a Dentist

Thu, Aug 12, 1999

Back in the medieval times, Weasel is a dentist with wizardry powers with Baboon as his envious nurse.

12Season 5

S5.E12 ∙ The Wrong Bros.

Thu, Aug 12, 1999

The Red Guy narrates a documentary about The Right Bros. and the Wrong Bros. (Weasel and I.R.), competing to see who could invent the first plane.

13Season 5

S5.E13 ∙ I Am Cave Weasel

Thu, Aug 19, 1999

Weasel and Baboon are cavemen living back in the prehistoric times. Weasel tries to invent new products to create the future.

14Season 5

S5.E14 ∙ My Blue Hiney

Thu, Aug 19, 1999

Weasel is a country music singer, and his first big hit is the song "My Blue Hiney". The Red Guy acts as his manager.

15Season 5

S5.E15 ∙ Mission: Stupid

Thu, Aug 19, 1999

Weasel and Baboon are troops enlisted in the U.S Ground Force and must rescue a lone kitty stuck in a tree.

16Season 5

S5.E16 ∙ Back to School

Thu, Aug 26, 1999

Weasel and I.R. are sent back to repeat the fourth grade, in which they would go to the same school as Cow and Chicken.

17Season 5

S5.E17 ∙ I Am a Artiste

Thu, Aug 26, 1999

The Red Guy narrates the story of when Weasel and Baboon moved to Paris in 1909 to become famous artists.

18Season 5

S5.E18 ∙ Fred: Last of the Idiots

Thu, Aug 26, 1999

Weasel is out to capture the elusive wild idiot known as Fred who's the last of his kind and bring him into civilization.

19Season 5

S5.E19 ∙ I Are Bellhop

Thu, Sep 2, 1999

Weasel works at a hotel as the manager, whereas I.R. is his incompetent bellhop. However, Weasel needs to rely on I.R.'s help when an acclaimed cannibal actor (the Red Guy) wants to eat him for dinner.

20Season 5

S5.E20 ∙ Take I.R. Out to the Ballgame

Thu, Sep 2, 1999

Weasel attempts to take I.R. out to a baseball game.

21Season 5

S5.E21 ∙ I Bee Weasel

Thu, Sep 2, 1999

Weasel and I.R. are worker bees, and the red-butt baboon wants to do a honey dance like all the other bees but it soon results in further problems.

22Season 5

S5.E22 ∙ I Am Franken-Weasel

Thu, Sep 9, 1999

A mad scientist wants to make an experiment with someone who is dead. I.R. goes to the graveyard and finds The Red Guy who is alive. Weasel's experiment goes wrong.

23Season 5

S5.E23 ∙ A Troo Storee

Thu, Sep 9, 1999

Weasel's theory on monkeys typing Shakespeare goes wrong when almost every monkey involved walks out on him. However, he sees hope in the form of I.R. Baboon, who writes a book entitled "A Troo Storee", despite the fact that it lowers people's I.Q. level.

24Season 5

S5.E24 ∙ Rodeo Weasel

Thu, Sep 9, 1999

Weasel is a famous cowboy working in a rodeo in which Baboon is a clown.

25Season 5

S5.E25 ∙ The Legend of Big Butt

Thu, Sep 16, 1999

Weasel and I.R. are in search of a legend known as Big Butt, which later turns out to be the Red Guy.

26Season 5

S5.E26 ∙ I Am Dragon Slayer

Thu, Sep 16, 1999

It's the Middle Ages, and Weasel and I.R. are looking for a dragon to slay.

27Season 5

S5.E27 ∙ I Are Legend

Thu, Sep 16, 1999

Weasel finds himself alone in an empty area. Baboon soon finds him and they do crazy things. Soon they search for survivors and find the Red Guy who claims to be a "zombie". Weasel finds out that nobody else was around because everyone at home was watching HIM, but I.R. instead.