Inside No. 9
Genre-mixing anthology series, inviting viewers into some very different and enigmatic No. 9s.
Cast:Reece Shearsmith , Steve Pemberton , Derek Jacobi , Aimee-Ffion Edwards , Katherine Parkinson , Denis Lawson , Rosie Cavaliero , Sheridan Smith , Christopher Whitlow , Alexandra Roach , Peter Kay , Nicola Walker , Monica Dolan , Weruche Opia , Jaygann Ayeh , Jenna Coleman , David Morrissey , Phil Davis
S1.E1 ∙ Sardines
A family team-building game of sardines (similar to hide and seek) in a rural country mansion leads to a dark and sinister discovery.
S1.E2 ∙ A Quiet Night In
A couple of silent bungling burglars try to steal a painting from a luxury home at the same time as the owner and his "missus" are having a serious fight.
S1.E3 ∙ Tom & Gerri
A man enters a downward spiral when he befriends a mysterious tramp.
S1.E4 ∙ Last Gasp
A pop star dies while making a home visit to a sick girl, leaving his entourage and the family squabbling over a balloon which holds his dying breath.
S1.E5 ∙ The Understudy
An acting understudy eventually assumes center stage, but at a price.
S1.E6 ∙ The Harrowing
In this horror comedy with a grim twist, a teenage girl is hired to house sit, but it appears that there are scary things going on in this home.
S2.E1 ∙ La Couchette
A group of passengers on a train from France try to get some sleep, but the compartment quickly fills up and the possibility of sleep dwindles away. Then one of the passengers suddenly dies.
S2.E2 ∙ The 12 Days of Christine
When Christine brings a man home from a costume party, her life begins to unravel. Her happiness slowly turns to sorrow.
S2.E3 ∙ The Trial of Elizabeth Gadge
In the 17th century, two witch-finders are summoned to the unassuming village of Little Happens to try an old woman.
S2.E4 ∙ Cold Comfort
Andy takes a job at Comfort Support Line's call center, a helpline for the lonely and desperate. Will he be able to cope with the emotional stress after he becomes the target of a stalker?
S2.E5 ∙ Nana's Party
It's Nana's 79th birthday and she's to spend the afternoon with her whole family. But events take an unexpected turn.
S2.E6 ∙ Seance Time
Having never consulted the spirit world before, Tina isn't quite sure what to expect. But there's something already waiting for her on the Other Side - The Scaredy Cam. However, there's something waiting for the Scaredy Cam team as well.
S3.E1 ∙ The Devil of Christmas
A director talks about his old horror film. It's Austria, Krampusnacht, December 1977. The Devonshires arrive at the alpine chalet for a holiday. The caretaker, Klaus, tells them about a local legend of Krampus, the Devil of Christmas.
S3.E2 ∙ The Bill
A group of friends go out for tapas after a day of golfing; but tempers escalate quickly when they can't agree on how to settle the bill. Who will pay the ultimate price?
S3.E3 ∙ The Riddle of the Sphinx
A professor at the University of Cambridge attempts to teach a student how to solve a cryptic crossword.
S3.E4 ∙ Empty Orchestra
At an 80's-themed karaoke party for their boss, a group of office workers expresses their feelings through their choice of songs. Rivalries escalate as news of layoff arrive.
S3.E5 ∙ Diddle Diddle Dumpling
After finding a lost shoe in the street, a man becomes fixated on trying to trace its owner.
S3.E6 ∙ Private View
A group of strangers are invited to attend a private exhibition at an art gallery, but none of them knows why they were invited.
S4.E1 ∙ Zanzibar
Strangely-farcical goings-on are in store for a group of unwitting guests, who have all booked adjoining rooms on the ninth floor of the Zanzibar hotel in London.
S4.E2 ∙ Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room
It's been 30 years since Northern double-act Len and Tommy last appeared on stage together. Then Tommy walked out on Len, and that was curtains for Cheese and Crackers. Until now - and one last gig in front of an invited audience.
S4.E3 ∙ Once Removed
According to the Holmes and Rahe Stress Scale, the three most stressful experiences in life are the death of a spouse, divorce, and imprisonment. Moving house is only 32nd on the list. But anything could happen in the last ten minutes.
S4.E4 ∙ To Have and to Hold
When Adrian's career as a wedding photographer starts to get in the way of his own marriage, his wife Harriet is determined to find out why.
S4.E5 ∙ And the Winner Is...
We join the jury of a television awards company as they decide on who is going to win the Best Actress award. But only one of the eight actresses can be chosen.
S4.E6 ∙ Tempting Fate
Three council contractors have to clear out the flat of a dead hoarder. But when they discover a bloodstained floor, their lives will never be the same again.
S5.E0 ∙ Dead Line
When Arthur finds an old mobile phone in his local graveyard, he makes the mistake of trying to contact the owner. But some mysteries are best left unsolved, and as Halloween draws near Arthur is plunged into a nightmare of his own making.
S5.E1 ∙ The Referee's A W***er
The final day of the football season and it has all come down to the last match - the crunch clash between United and Rovers - all safely in the hands of the four match officials.
S5.E2 ∙ Death Be Not Proud
Young couple Beattie and Sam have finally managed to get onto the property ladder. But the only flat they can afford has a dark and sinister past, a past that demands to be heard.
S5.E3 ∙ Love's Great Adventure
Trevor and Julia always want to make Christmas really special for their family but with money tight, it won't be easy. As each door of the advent calendar opens, everyone will have to do their bit to make Christmas happen.
S5.E4 ∙ Misdirection
World-famous magician Neville Griffin is extremely protective of his secrets, but student journalist Gabriel is determined to get his interview nonetheless.
S5.E5 ∙ Thinking Out Loud
Seven extremely disparate characters share their stories with a camera, their fates inevitably, inextricably, and unknowingly set for a head-on collision.
S5.E6 ∙ The Stakeout
Two police officers have time to get to know each other on the night shift. But PC Thompson's previous partner died in a brutal attack, the forensic evidence has gone missing and PC Varney is asking awkward questions.
S6.E1 ∙ Wuthering Heist
Pantalone has in an audacious plan to steal a consignment of diamonds worth a tasty twelve million. But he's hired a complete bunch of double-crossing clowns to do it.
S6.E2 ∙ Simon Says
Everyone says the Season 7 finale of fantasy epic The Ninth Circle was pretty disappointing, even show-runner Spencer Maguire is keen to move on to new projects. But not everyone thinks that it has to be the end of the matter, and obsessive fan Simon Smethurst decides to visit his hero to help put things right.
S6.E3 ∙ Lip Service
Felix is pretty certain his wife is up to something with her boss Dmitri, so he decides to hire some help to prove things one way or the other. When professional lip-reader Iris arrives with her powerful binoculars, the couple stake out a hotel bedroom and start to gather their evidence.
S6.E4 ∙ Hurry Up and Wait
Actor James is waiting for his big moment on ITV's new crime drama in a static caravan, owned by a strange family that clearly have something to hide.
S6.E5 ∙ How Do You Plead?
Famous barrister Webster is not well and not an easy man to look after. His carer Urban knows how to take the rough with the smooth. But on this particular night, something will test Webster's resolve and legal skills to the very end.
S6.E6 ∙ Last Night of the Proms
Dawn and Mick are hosting their annual Last Night of the Proms party, the perfect antidote to post-Brexit Britain. But not everyone is singing from the same song sheet.
S7.E1 ∙ Merrily, Merrily
Laurence has arranged a special reunion on a boat for his old university friends. As they strike out across the remote lake, their conversation takes them into troubled waters.
S7.E2 ∙ Mr. King
Alan arrives at a small village primary school in rural Wales. Passionate about teaching, he throws himself into the new job but finds himself overshadowed by his charismatic and much-loved predecessor, Mr. King.
S7.E3 ∙ Nine Lives Kat
Hard-as-nails Detective Inspector Katrina, a divorcee and single mum, is determined to crack the case of the missing boy. But there's also her drinking, her love life and her inner demons.
S7.E4 ∙ Kid/Nap
Shane and Clifford have a plan to abduct the wife of a wealthy hedge fund manager. If he won't pay them the money, they'll snip her ears off to prove they mean business. The plan depends on everyone playing their role to the end.
S7.E5 ∙ A Random Act of Kindness
Helen and her teenage son Zach don't really get on, until a random act of kindness brings the mysterious Bob to their front door.
S7.E6 ∙ Wise Owl
Every one remembers the Wise Owl who kept the children safe in public information films from 1970. Ronnie has spent entire life trying to do the right thing.
S8.E1 ∙ The Bones of St Nicholas
In this Christmas Special, Dr Jasper Parkway has booked an overnight stay in a reputedly haunted church on Christmas Eve. He is joined by unwanted guests Pierce and Posy and eccentric church warden Dick who won't leave him alone.
S8.E2 ∙ Mother's Ruin
East End villains Harry and Annie Blackwood were rotten to the core and did some truly horrible things when they were alive. What secrets did they take to their grave? Their sons plan to find out.
S8.E3 ∙ Paraskevidekatriaphobia
Gareth is definitely going to be working from home today. Just to be on the safe side. He doesn't want to push his luck. Because today just happens to be Friday the 13th.
S8.E4 ∙ Love is a Stranger
You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky's about to find out. Will she finally meet her perfect match? Or will she be talking to the Lonely Hearts murderer?
S8.E5 ∙ 3 by 3
Three threesomes compete for prizes in this general knowledge quiz presented by Lee Mack.
S8.E6 ∙ The Last Weekend
Chas and Joe have been together for nine years. It's a long time to be truly in love with someone. But how long does it take to properly say goodbye?
S9.E1 ∙ Episode #9.1
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