Kenny vs. Spenny

Two best friends, Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice, face each other in various competitions. At the end of each episode, the loser gets humiliated.

Genre: Comedy, Game-Show, Reality-TV

Cast:Kenny Hotz , Spencer Rice , Sebastian Cluer , Tzafi Hotz , Donny Rose , Matt Marek , Brendan Michie , Miriam Hotz , Ronnie Hotz , Matt King , Bianca Gross , Gold Field Hwang , Kevin Morgan , Connie Behr , Bobby Patton , Andre H. Arruda , Dragna Djordjevic , Marvin Gelkopf

0Season 1

S1.E0 ∙ Who Can Gain the Most Weight in One Week?

2002

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1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Who Is the Best Fashion Designer?

Tue, Aug 26, 2003

Kenny and Spenny design their own clothing lines in this competition, and a fashion show will decide winner.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?

Tue, Sep 9, 2003

The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he's highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Who Is the Better Chef?

Sun, Feb 2, 2003

Spenny knows Kenny is a much better cook, so he decides to suck up his pride and do something he is not familiar with doing.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ Who Can Stand Up the Longest?

Tue, Sep 16, 2003

This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Who Can Sit on a Cow the Longest?

Tue, Sep 23, 2003

Dairy cows don't like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny's bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Who Is the Sanest

Tue, Sep 30, 2003

Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny's paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny's con-man ways giving Spenny victory?

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?

Tue, Oct 7, 2003

Will Spenny's hard work and perseverance win over Kenny's effortless and brilliant money making schemes?

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Who Do Girls Like More?

Tue, Oct 14, 2003

Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl -- the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started. Kenny pulls out all the stops for this critically important competition.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?

Tue, Oct 21, 2003

In this first episode, Kenny and Spenny see who can stay blindfolded the longest. Spenny puts on the blindfold while Kenny doesn't and proceeds to play cruel and hilarious pranks on Spenny while being "Silencio" in a purple handmade wrestling mask.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?

Tue, Oct 28, 2003

Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly learns to tap dance.

11Season 1

S1.E11 ∙ Who Can Win a Series of Mini-competitions?

Tue, Nov 11, 2003

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12Season 1

S1.E12 ∙ Who Can Lose the Most Weight?

Tue, Nov 11, 2003

The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!

13Season 1

S1.E13 ∙ Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?

Tue, Nov 18, 2003

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14Season 1

S1.E14 ∙ Who Can Put on the Best Concert?

Tue, Nov 25, 2003

The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges by conducting a full children's choir as they perform perhaps the cheesiest song ever written.

15Season 1

S1.E15 ∙ Who Is the Best Parent?

Wed, Jan 7, 2004

It's diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever has taken the best care of their baby is the winner.

16Season 1

S1.E16 ∙ Who Do Kids Like Most?

Wed, Jan 14, 2004

Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.

17Season 1

S1.E17 ∙ Who Is the Strongest?

Wed, Jan 21, 2004

Kenny, who knows he's stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny's sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he's ever suffered.

18Season 1

S1.E18 ∙ Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?

Wed, Jan 28, 2004

The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the party girl, or Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.

19Season 1

S1.E19 ∙ Who Is the Best Actor?

Tue, Feb 3, 2004

Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950's down and out prize fighter.

20Season 1

S1.E20 ∙ Who Is the Best Male Stripper?

Tue, Feb 10, 2004

The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny's devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny's stripping nerd character on the brink.

21Season 1

S1.E21 ∙ Who Is the Best Figure Skater?

Tue, Feb 17, 2004

The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can't skate, while Spenny works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy tribute to rock and roll.

22Season 1

S1.E22 ∙ Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?

Mon, Feb 23, 2004

It's a city boy's worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water competition has the boys pathetically attempting to make fire, hunt, forage, build shelter while driving each other crazy.

23Season 1

S1.E23 ∙ Who Will Use Their Arms First?

Tue, Mar 2, 2004

Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?

24Season 1

S1.E24 ∙ Who Can Win a Court Case?

Tue, Mar 9, 2004

Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his case as Spenny attempts to assassinate Kenny's character, which given his behavior on the show, shouldn't be too hard.

25Season 1

S1.E25 ∙ Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?

Tue, Mar 16, 2004

The boys see who can last the longest living in the same van. Spenny, scared to death of Kenny's driving, opts for the front, while Kenny turns the back of the van into his own personal Turkish party palace. This bizarre competition offers a unique, claustrophobic twist on road rage.

26Season 1

S1.E26 ∙ Who Is the Better Boxer?

Tue, Mar 23, 2004

After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends really capable of beating the crap out of each other? Watch as tensions explode in a most surprising and sadistic season finale.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Who Can Drink More Beer?

Sun, Oct 16, 2005

The boys take part in a competition to find out who can drink more beer, between Spenny who can hold his alcohol, and Kenny, who is a teetotaler. But, wait. Why is Spenny getting drunker, but Kenny isn't?

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Who Can Stay Naked the Longest?

Sun, Oct 23, 2005

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3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Who Has the Biggest Balls?

Sun, Oct 30, 2005

When Kenny and Spenny go head-to-head in a series of mini-competitions to see who has the biggest balls.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Who Do Old People Like More?

Sun, Nov 6, 2005

The guys take three old ladies out to find out who they like more. Kenny tries to win with his younger brother, Lenny, who has Down Syndrome. Huh? Kenny has a brother named Ronnie, and a sister named Miriam, so who is this guy?

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Who Can Dance the Longest?

Sun, Nov 13, 2005

The guys compete in a torturous endurance dance marathon. Kenny has a diabolical plan that will leave Spenny paranoid, confused and humiliated.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ First One to Talk Loses

Sun, Nov 20, 2005

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7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Who Is Funnier?

Sun, Nov 27, 2005

The boys compete before judges in a Comedy Club, Spenny with a stand-up act, and Kenny with a fake TV show, but a letter from the Ministry of Health for Spenny may be the deciding factor.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Who Can Kiss More Women?

Sun, Dec 4, 2005

Kenny uses deception in an attempt to slime as many kisses as humanly possible. Spenny paranoid of catching herpes, uses a direct and honest approach to get women to kiss him.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Who Can Win a Rat Race?

Sun, Dec 11, 2005

Kenny and Spenny go back to one of their oldest childhood competitions and decide to race rodents. Will Kenny's rat-like tendencies help him win, or will Spenny's disciplined coaching lead his rat to victory?

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ Who Is a Better Journalist?

Sun, Dec 18, 2005

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11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ Who Can Sell More Bibles?

Sun, Dec 25, 2005

Kenny and Spenny square off to see who can sell more bibles. Kenny has a brilliant plan to teach Spenny a moral biblical lesson that he will never forget.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ First One to Be Mean Loses

Sun, Jan 1, 2006

In a total reversal of Kenny's behavior, the guys compete to see who can go longer without being mean to the other. Kenny attempts to overwhelm his best friend with a highly suspicious onslaught of love and caring.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ Who Is the Better Rapper?

Sun, Jan 8, 2006

Spenny, who doesn't know much about rap, uses the opportunity to put out an educational message through his music. Kenny uses Spenny's ignorance of rap music against him, rapping his way to the final showdown.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ First One to Laugh Loses

Mon, Oct 16, 2006

Opposites clash in this episode, with Spenny's almost non existent sense of humor and Kenny's humorous persona, both sides attempt to make the other laugh.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ Who Do Gay Guys Like More?

Sun, Oct 22, 2006

Kenny and Spenny each go on a date with the same gay guy. Spenny tells him that he and Kenny are straight, but Kenny's plan is to make the gay guy believe that both are actually gay.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus on Their Head the Longest?

Sun, Oct 29, 2006

The guys see who can wear a dead octopus on their head longer than the other, but there might be harmful side effects, according to Kenny's research.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ Who Can Win a Ten Mile Race?

Fri, Nov 3, 2006

Kenny and Spenny plan a ten mile race but things go horribly wrong when Spenny hears that Kenny's mother had died.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ Who Can Lift More Weight with Their Genitals?

Mon, Nov 6, 2006

Kenny is without Spenny for the entire episode will he come back again?

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ Who Is Cooler?

Mon, Nov 13, 2006

Spenny takes care of Kenny whilst recovering from heroin.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ Who Can Produce More Semen?

Mon, Nov 20, 2006

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who produces the most sperm. The ending is a messy one.

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Who Can Live in a Haunted House the Longest?

Sat, Dec 2, 2006

Kenny and Spenny spend a night in a haunted house.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ Who Can Catch the Bigger Fish?

Mon, Dec 11, 2006

The guys compete on a boat to see who can catch the bigger fish from Lake Ontario, and it looks like the competition will go the distance to the time limit.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?

Thu, Dec 28, 2006

Kenny and Spenny battle each other in a 'who can imitate the other guy better' competition, Spenny attempts to portray Kenny's grotesque nature, but Kenny has a much more conniving plan up his sleeve.

11Season 3

S3.E11 ∙ Who Can Make a Better Porno?

Mon, Jan 1, 2007

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12Season 3

S3.E12 ∙ Who Can Stay Homeless the Longest?

Sun, Jan 7, 2007

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13Season 3

S3.E13 ∙ Arm Wrestling Competition

Sun, Jan 14, 2007

Spenny hires security to allow himself to train for the arm wrestling competition, but Kenny has a plan that will allow him to find and arm wrestle Spencer Rice.

1Season 4

S4.E1 ∙ First Guy to Get a Boner Loses

Tue, Nov 6, 2007

Kenny goes to great lengths to arouse Spenny.

2Season 4

S4.E2 ∙ Who Can Blow the Biggest Fart?

Tue, Nov 13, 2007

After numerous false starts, Kenny comes up with an unbeatable system (F.A.R.T.) that drives the normally honest Spenny to cheat and eat some of Kenny's chili.

3Season 4

S4.E3 ∙ Who Can Produce the Best Viral Video?

Tue, Nov 20, 2007

The guys challenge each other to see who can create the more successful viral video.

4Season 4

S4.E4 ∙ Who Can Eat More Meat?

Tue, Nov 27, 2007

Kenny tries to gross Spenny out by eating all kinds of foul meat, but his plan backfires when he ends up sickening himself.

5Season 4

S4.E5 ∙ First Guy to Get a Stain Loses

Tue, Dec 4, 2007

Once again, while Spenny tries to play it straight, Kenny will use any means necessary to winÂ...even if he has to rewrite the rules in the middle of the competition.

6Season 4

S4.E6 ∙ Who Can Be Tied to a Goat the Longest?

Tue, Dec 11, 2007

Kenny's genius is in full effect in this contest as he takes advantage of Spenny's absence from the house to wreak total and utter havoc on all of Spenny's possessions.

7Season 4

S4.E7 ∙ Who Can Handle More Torture?

Tue, Dec 18, 2007

The guys' roles are reversed as Spenny takes an unaccustomed early lead in the competition, but is this all part of Kenny's diabolical plan?

8Season 4

S4.E8 ∙ First Guy to Stop Singing Loses

Tue, Dec 25, 2007

In one of their more annoying contests to date, Kenny and Spenny decide to have a singing contest.

9Season 4

S4.E9 ∙ Who Can Be Obese the Longest?

Fri, Jan 4, 2008

The guys don fat suits that weigh 80 lbs. and it quickly becomes apparent that Spenny is overmatched.

10Season 4

S4.E10 ∙ Who Can Commit the Most Crime?

Tue, Jan 8, 2008

Spenny's adherence to taking the moral high ground provides a serious setback to his chances of winning this challenge.

1Season 5

S5.E1 ∙ Who Can Keep a Dump in Their Pants the Longest?

Mon, Oct 20, 2008

The competition this week is to take a dump in your pants and see who can keep it there the longest, to be finally decided by a Butt Slam Fest.

2Season 5

S5.E2 ∙ Who Can Bone More Women?

Mon, Oct 27, 2008

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can go the furthest with the most women.

3Season 5

S5.E3 ∙ Who Can Wear a Gorilla Suit the Longest?

Mon, Nov 3, 2008

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can stay in a sweltering gorilla suit the longest. Finally, proof that evolution can indeed go backwards.

4Season 5

S5.E4 ∙ Who Can Piss Off More People?

Mon, Nov 10, 2008

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can piss off the most people, through insults, overcharging, traffic jams, and strategic marketing.

5Season 5

S5.E5 ∙ First Guy to Touch the Ground Loses

Mon, Nov 17, 2008

Kenny and Spenny must stay off the ground for as long as they can, using everything at their disposal.

6Season 5

S5.E6 ∙ Who's the Best Pro Wrestler?

Mon, Nov 24, 2008

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who is the best pro-wrestler, ending with a lot of blood and a very furious Iron Sheik.

7Season 5

S5.E7 ∙ Who's the Best Soldier?

Mon, Dec 1, 2008

Kenny and Spenny serve time under a drill sergeant to determine who is the better soldier.

8Season 5

S5.E8 ∙ Who's the Better Jew?

Mon, Dec 8, 2008

The competition to discover who is the better Jew all comes down to the decision of a rabbi.

9Season 5

S5.E9 ∙ Who Do Disabled People Like More?

Mon, Dec 15, 2008

A trio of disabled people must choose who they like more, Kenny or Spenny, but since they have never seen the show, Kenny can say he's Spenny, and be the worst possible Spenny so they will vote for 'Kenny'.

10Season 5

S5.E10 ∙ Who Can Smoke More Weed?

Mon, Dec 22, 2008

Before it became legal in Canada, the boys tried to find out who could smoke the most pot. It takes place at home, but eventually sirens are heard outside.