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1Season 5

S5.E1 ∙ Episode #5.1

Sat, Sep 25, 1999

Sketches: Blair Witch Report, Tee-Hee-Hee Shirts For Toddlers, Pretty White Kids With Problems, Stuart's Wishing Well, Making The Video: Britney Spears "Lick My Baby Back Behind", Tae-Bo The Movie, Good News.

2Season 5

S5.E2 ∙ Episode #5.2

Sat, Oct 2, 1999

Sketches: The Tenors, The Pepsi Sense, Lida and Melina: Ricky Martin Concert, Albanian Pie, Hollywood Squares, Swan Homecoming, Encore: Little Hassan Taylor.

3Season 5

S5.E3 ∙ Episode #5.3

Sat, Oct 9, 1999

Sketches: No Blacks on the TV Screen, Politically Incorrect, Stick Chicks, Star Wars '99 Misadventure, Father and Son Competition, Bunifa at the Mall, Spishak: Slap Happy.

4Season 5

S5.E4 ∙ Episode #5.4

Sat, Oct 16, 1999

Sketches: Scared Straight, Meet Hoppy Potty, Rusty: Peer Counselor, VH1 Behind The Music, Kenny's Psychic Friends Hotline, Hillary's Listening Tour, Encore: Catwoman.

5Season 5

S5.E5 ∙ Episode #5.5

Sat, Oct 23, 1999

Sketches: The Stolen Ruby, DJ Kid Sasso Bumper, Melina and Lida Beauty Pageant, Sasso Gets His Job Back, Steven Seagal Meets The Dalai Lama, Mickey's Fear Of Flying, Pretty White Kids With Problems, Lenny.

6Season 5

S5.E6 ∙ Halloween Special Edition

Sat, Oct 30, 1999

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7Season 5

S5.E7 ∙ Episode #5.7

Sat, Nov 6, 1999

Sketches: I Love Lucy 2000-The Revenge, Swan-Airplane, Entertainment Tonight: Blue Heat, Stuart at the Zoo.

8Season 5

S5.E8 ∙ Episode #5.8

Sat, Nov 13, 1999

Sketches: Fight Like A Girl Club, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Reality Check, Reading Caboose, UBS: Mitch Pileggi, Wedding Night, Artie Lange Returns.

9Season 5

S5.E9 ∙ Episode #5.9

Sat, Nov 20, 1999

Show Open: Lida & Melina - Melina (Debra Wilson) & Lida (Nicole Sullivan) disrupt the live audience taping as they fawn over Michael McDonald on stageG Thang - a gay rapper comes out a talk show and performs a song with go-go boysThanksgiving and the Heater's Broke - a dad (Michael McDonald) and mom (Mo Collins) embarrass their daughter and her best friend at Thanksgiving dinner as they parade around in their underwearDolemite vs. Blackbelt Jones - 1970's movie star Dolemite is back!You are the One that I Love - EEE Entertainment's "Behind the Song" follows the singing duo's saga as they decide to go soloAntonia Pottery - Antonia (Nicole Sullivan) refuses to make a standard flower vase at her pottery classWill & Alex: Bond Premiere - Will Sasso and Alex Borstein position themselves on the red carpet at the world premiere of the movie, "The World Is Not Enough (1999)"Encore: Bris-O-Tine (originally aired in episode #412) - infomercial for a home circumcision kit that doubles as a mandoline (vegetable slicer)Show Close: Goodnight Mom - Nicole Sullivan leads the cast in bidding goodnight to their mothers

10Season 5

S5.E10 ∙ Episode #5.10

Sat, Nov 27, 1999

Sketches: Tinsel Talk Of The Town, Lida and Melina Meet Ricky, Martial Law, Gap Troll Trainee, Buenas Dias, San Diego, Hospital Scene.

11Season 5

S5.E11 ∙ Episode #5.11

Sat, Dec 11, 1999

Sketches: I Saw Santa Claus, Mariah Misadventure, Rooftop Memories, Darlene McBride's Christmas Album, Martin Lawrence's Brush with Death 4, Stuart Christmas, Alison - The Musical.

12Season 5

S5.E12 ∙ Episode #5.12

Sat, Jan 8, 2000

Sketches: Nicky Malone, Teenage President, Reality Check II, Will and Alex: Billboard Awards, Second Hand Lorraine, The 3 Tenors and 98 Degrees, Literally: Baseball Game, Monica Lewinsky Handbags.

13Season 5

S5.E13 ∙ Episode #5.13

Sat, Jan 15, 2000

Sketches: Mambo #6, Angela's Ashes, the Game!, Smith Comma John, "Grease" the Musical, INT- Car Night, Mistake of Your Life, Shorty Holding the Baby, T.I.T., MADClassic-Honeydipper Dan, Frieda O'Keefe.

14Season 5

S5.E14 ∙ Episode #5.14

Sat, Jan 29, 2000

Sketches: Blind Date, Stick Chicks III, Reading Caboose, Rocket Revengers in Excitocolor, MADClassic- Vista Card Militia, Captain Kirk Show, Crook and Chase.

15Season 5

S5.E15 ∙ Episode #5.15

Sat, Feb 5, 2000

Show Open: LorraineBeing James BrownLida & Melina Wedding - Lida dreams that, on her wedding day, a skank steals the groom away from her, which turns out to be a dream that Nicole Sullivan, who plays Lida, has that she has been doing this series of sketches with Debra Wilson...or is it?Sniggers #1 - commercial to chew on a Sniggers when a white cop (Will Sasso) pulls over a black man (Aries Spears) driving a fancy carSniggers #2Swan Homecoming - On Part 3 of the Homecoming of Ms. Bunny Swan (Alex Borstein), she meets her despised father (Mark Hamill) at the airport, and battles with him in an homage to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) and The Matrix (1999).Sniggers #3 - commercial to chew on a Sniggers when a black man (Aries Spears) stumbles upon a KKK barbecueBunifa's Driving Test - Bunifa (Debra Wilson) succumbs to road rage while taking her driver's test (conducted by Michael McDonald) at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles.Third Eye Blind Performance - live performance by Third Eye BlindFunky Walker-Carmen Electra - On the occasion of National Funk Awareness Week, Funky Walker (Phil LaMarr) introduces Carmen Electra, spokesperson for the "re-funktification" of America.Will's Little Sister Video - Will's (Will Sasso) little sister (Alex Borstein) wreaks havoc when he tries to record a video of himself for his girlfriend.Show Close: Mo - Mo Collins says farewell on behalf of the players.

16Season 5

S5.E16 ∙ Episode #5.16

Sat, Feb 12, 2000

Show Open: Regis Runner #1 - Executive producer Andy Kessler (Pat Kilbane), sycophantic and creepily monotonic, greets Regis Philbin in the dressing room, whose door plays the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (1999) theme every time it's opened.Reality Check III - not included in the half-hour version of this episodeRegis Runner #2 - Writer Dixon (Will Sasso) gets upset that Regis rejects all his sketch ideas as they are all take-offs of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire".Reading Caboose II (David James Elliott) - not included in the half-hour version of this episodeRegis Runner #3 - Regis complains to producer Andy about writer Dixon not honoring his request to avoid "Millionaire" sketches, to which Andy unemotionally replies, "You don't know how angry I am right now."Who Wants to be the President? - Regis ends up anyway in a sketch where he plays the host of a game show called "Who Wants to be the President?", where the incompetent contestants are Al Gore (Pat Kilbane), Alan Keyes (Aries Spears) and Jesse Ventura (Will Sasso)Regis Runner #4 - Not knowing that Regis already did one, producer Andy gets back to Regis to let him know that he won't be made to do a "Millionaire" sketch.Stuart at the Pet Shop - Stuart (Michael McDonald) goes to the pet store, where he freaks out over a bird, eats dog food, and drives away a customer who was going to buy a feeder rat for his boa constrictor.Mannequin Manslaughter - not included in the half-hour version of this episodeQ-Tip Performance - not included in the half-hour version of this episodeThe Kiss - not included in the half-hour version of this episode

17Season 5

S5.E17 ∙ Episode #5.17

Sat, Feb 19, 2000

Sketches: The Syndrome, Rusty At A Bar, Brightling Greetings, Disney Singles Club, Dolemite In Space.

18Season 5

S5.E18 ∙ Episode #5.18

Sat, Feb 26, 2000

Sketches: Malcolm X In The Middle, Paul Timberman's Workshop: WonderTool 2000, Lorraine All You Can Eat, Law and Order Audition Tape, Bar Fightin', Swan Homecoming.

19Season 5

S5.E19 ∙ Episode #5.19

Sat, Mar 18, 2000

Sketches: Open: Love Of My Life Medley, Spishak Home Theater, Steven Seagal's Letterbox 2000, Reality Check: Oscar Funkfest 2000, Spice Girl Interrupted, Wizard Of Oz Lost, The Planet With Some Apes, Master P's Theater, Patch Kevorkian.

20Season 5

S5.E20 ∙ Episode #5.20

Sat, Apr 8, 2000

Sketches: Celine Dion Farewell, Shatner's Sperm Bank, Conversations With Elvis, Stick Chicks 3-Big Bang, Mahir I Kiss You, Phoney Phuneral, Knight and Day.

21Season 5

S5.E21 ∙ Episode #5.21

Sat, Apr 15, 2000

Sketches: One-Hit Wonder Songs, On The Streets With Jewel, Celebrity Pajama Party, Antiques Road Show, FANatic: Shania Twain, Dylan and Kerry's Wedding, Alison: Musical Chairs, Antonia Perfume, Bunifa: Judge Joe Brown.

22Season 5

S5.E22 ∙ Episode #5.22

Sat, Apr 29, 2000

Sketches: The Soprano Family Feud, Mickey In The Waiting Room, Melina and Lida Big Boys, Stuart At Mommy's Work, Good Morning Boulder, Power Friends.

23Season 5

S5.E23 ∙ Episode #5.23

Sat, May 6, 2000

Sketches: Rusty 18th Bday Party, Swan the Conclusion, Lay Down Lorraine.

24Season 5

S5.E24 ∙ Episode #5.24

Sat, May 13, 2000

Sketches: Afro Puffs, Laverne and Shirley 2000, The Aries Spears Show, Literally: Diving Meet, Karaoke Night.

25Season 5

S5.E25 ∙ Episode #5.25

Sat, May 20, 2000

Sketches: Love Connection, Bunifa vs. Katisha, As The Ankle Turns, Miss Sylvia School Nurse, Antonia Guard, Paul's Crush.