S1.E1 ∙ Not Everyone Thinks You're a Hero

Nick trips Amber into a glass table. Sam works out at the gym. Mark Zuckerberg sweats and gets kidnapped. A man spends twenty years in prison.

S1.E2 ∙ Illegal Broadcast: John Hell Emergency

Joel, his lesson complete, able to love men without aid. He to that familiar house, downing the door to old man brain stroke, waiting to die.

S1.E3 ∙ 3 Down 47 to Go Countdown to Mass Funeral

Sam breaks up with a silly ho. Charls teaches you how to make tap water. A schoolteacher literally bends over backwards.

S1.E4 ∙ Mad at Dad? GOMAD for Chad MGTOW

Young hopefuls enter a singing audition. Trex coaches David Duke on how to pick up hot babes. Gay guys need to get down to the gulch. A single mother struggles. A bad father has a gambling problem.

S1.E5 ∙ Your Vibe Attracts Your Tribe

Something happens at the gym. Roger Cheeto does a news report on school bullies. Three girls who want emotional fulfillment order emo workers from the emo trade.

S1.E6 ∙ You Hate This Show Because You Hate Yourself

Sam made xe powerless. "I'll stop", Sam said. "No", xe howled acquiescence. This was it, his last chance to ppl this planet with bodies other than 82 IQ mungeons. He made it so, shaking like champagne.

S1.E7 ∙ Hidden Cuts

S2.E1 ∙ Episode #2.1

Sam and Nick go out and buy a new car, with the profits from fishtank. Nick roasts the car salesman and gets a big discount by showing him he is a beta male. Sam enjoys riding in the car.