The misadventures of a wisecracking talking horse and his human owner.
Genre: Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Cast:Allan Lane , Alan Young , Connie Hines , Mister Ed , Edna Skinner , Larry Keating , Leon Ames , Florence MacMichael , Al Roberts , Reed Howes , Barry Kelley , James Flavin , Jack Albertson , Joe Conley , Richard Deacon , Hazel Shermet , Barbara Morrison , Ray Kellogg
The unaired pilot for Mister Ed. This one is almost identical to the first-aired episode "The First Meeting," the difference being a completely different cast, including Mr. Ed himself.
Wilbur Post and his wife, Carol, move into their first house. They find the previous tenant's horse abandoned in the backyard barn. Carol insists on selling the animal, but Wilbur wants to keep it. To his surprise, the horse agrees with him.
The Post's neighbor, Roger, catches Mister Ed and Wilbur talking to each other.
Wilbur gets help from Mister Ed to get more attention from Carol.
Ed feels neglected on his birthday because Wilbur is leaving him at a stable, while he goes on a 3-day fishing trip to Mexico. Ed decides to run away and join Kiddy Park, where he gives rides to children.
Wilbur and his neighbor, Roger, are banished to the barn by their wives.
Mister Ed is stolen and hidden in a sorority house basement. It's Wilbur, dressed in drag, to the rescue.
Marital strife boils over in both the Post and Addison households, and Mister Ed goes to work as an extra in a western movie.
Mister Ed attempts to torpedo Wilbur's plans to have him march in the Pagent Parade.
Wilbur is all set to enjoy a week's vacation relaxing at home, but his plans are ruined when his overbearing Aunt Martha and her talking parrot unexpectedly drop by for a prolonged visit.
While Mister Ed phones in racing tips to Pimlico Race Course, the Posts and the Addisons play Find The Statue.
Wilbur lands in a Mexican jail, and Mister Ed is the only crime witness that can help to set him free.
Mister Ed's mother is being used as a plow horse, so he begs Wilbur to buy her at auction. Carol is dead set against taking in another horse, and Roger is dead set against Kay spending any of his money at the auction.
After Ed starts giving Wilbur nothing but winning picks at the race track, everyone wants to get in on the gravy train - including Carol and Kay's milk fund for the school kids.
Ed writes and sings a song that is destined to become a hit record. Of course, Wilbur must pretend that it's all him and not Ed.
Carol brings a French Poodle home from the pound, and Mister Ed plans to get rid of Pierre as soon as possible.
Wilbur tries everything from hypnosis to psychiatry in order to cure Ed of his fear of heights.
Carol has sprained her wrist, so Wilbur hires Velma, a fantastic cook. She even serves carrot pizzas to Ed. When Velma announces that she's leaving to find a boyfriend, Ed calls her on the phone and pretends to be a local secret admirer.
Wilbur hires a bumbling handyman to fix up the house in anticipation of a visit from Home Beautiful Magazine, and Ed wants new shoes.
The new kid on the block is having trouble fitting in, so Mister Ed comes up with a plan to help him win friends.
When Wilbur balks at buying a new car for Carol, she hitches up a buggy to Mister Ed. Ed then reports her to the SPCA.
Roger influences Wilbur to grow a mustache, and Carol insists that he shave it. Meanwhile, Ed wants Wilbur to install a shower in the barn.
Circumstantial evidence leads Carol to suspect that Wilbur is seeing another woman.
Wilbur buys a pair of pearl earrings as a surprise for Carol on her birthday, but a home burglar has other plans for them.
Mister Ed wins $100 in Wilbur's name when he correctly answers a contest question over the telephone. Wilbur now has a chance to win $5000, but he's going to need Ed's help.
Wilbur and Carol head out to Pine Lake Lodge for a little rest and relaxation, leaving Ed at home.
Wilbur gives away Ed to a prospective client in order to secure a home architecture job.
Ed's having paternal feelings, so he talks Wilbur into adopting a little pony as a son for him.
Through Roger's trickery, Ed believes that he has a shameful heritage, so he runs away from home.
Both Carol and Ed want Wilbur to hire a famous decorator to redo the house and stable in a Hawaiian Modern motif.
Wilbur bets an old college rival "5 bills" that Ed can out-jump his horse. He has second thoughts after he realizes that "5 bills" equals $500.
Carol and Wilbur convert the barn into a temporary polling precinct, so Ed wants to vote, too.
Roger's brother-in-law is begging Wilbur to write a follow-up hit song to "Pretty Little Filly". He wants it to be a blues number, so Wilbur does his best to get Ed in a depressed mood.
Ed rescues a millionaire's granddaughter from a runaway horse.
Carol's constant chattering has rung up a huge phone bill, so she takes a job as a dance instructor to help cover the charges. Ed gets in on the act by taking a job selling real estate over the telephone.
Wilbur promises a magician that he will take care of his elephant for a few days, and Ed's not too thrilled with the idea. Meanwhile, Kay brings home one wrong dog too many, so Roger moves into a motel.
Wilbur and Roger buy the contract of a professional heavyweight wrestler.
Ed feels sick with a cold, so he demands that Wilbur buy a bed for him so that he can get a good night's rest.
Ed pesters Wilbur to have a will drawn up after he reads of a cat inheriting a large sum from her deceased owner.
There's a noisy new neighbor in the 'hood, and her name is Zsa Zsa.
Carol's dad comes to visit for the first time, and Mister Ed has a hot date, so he visits the local car wash to get a good shower.
Roger invests in Lady Linda, a lovesick racehorse that won't run, so it's Mister Ed, the love doctor, to the rescue.
George Burns is offering $25,000 for a great new novelty act, so Wilbur begs Mister Ed to talk to Mr. Burns.
It's Roger's birthday, and he's angry with Mister Ed for eating apples from his trees.
Wilber enters into a televised debate against a respected member of the community, who wants to ban horses from the neighborhood.
Roger wants to get out of having to take a trip to San Francisco with Kay and The Posts, so he tricks Wilbur into believing that Mister Ed is suddenly going bald, which in turn makes Ed a nervous wreck.
Kay inherits country property in New York, so Roger enters into an agreement to sell their California home and move. The purchaser, who works for the IRS, threatens to sue the Posts, if their behavior is not to is liking.
Mister Ed is suffering from feelings of rejection, so he moves to the beach to live with a group of outcast beatniks. Roger owns the beach property, and he wants to evict the whole lot of them.
Roger brings home an inventor-friend's homemade lie detector, and he hooks it up to Wilbur, who later hooks it up to Ed.
After Clint Eastwood moves into the neighborhood, Mister Ed sets up a party line with his house, which causes nothing but problems for Mr. Eastwood.
A going-on-15-year-old boy-crazy girl has moved into the neighborhood.
Ed receives a blow to his head, which causes him to suffer from amnesia.
Mister Ed's telephone complaint in Wilbur's name gets the neighborhood newspaper boy fired, so Wilbur must now go to great lengths to get the kid's job back for him.
Wilbur and Ed decide to break into show business after they see Margie the Elephant perform on TV.
Carol and Kay discover that Chuck, the guy that clips Ed's hair, is also a fantastic hairdresser, so they convince Wilbur and Roger to make an investment that enables him to open his very own salon. One problem they hadn't counted on: He's too shy around women to cut their hair.
Roger's dreaded mother-in-law has come to visit, and to his delight, she's allergic to horse hair.
Roger's on the warpath to get rid of the bridle path that runs along the local golf course because the horses interfere with his game. The last time a ball hit a horse, it cost him a 20-dollar bet, and now he's mad.
Wilbur turns down a high-paying job offer, and Ed wants to go fly a kite.
It's Ed's 9th birthday, and he wants Wilbur to throw him a party.
Wilbur performs his magic act at the community theatre variety show.
Mister Ed is going to pose for a statue, and Roger wants to pose as Paul Revere on top of him.
A woman accuses Wilbur of being a masher after Ed whistles at the filly she is riding.
When Ed refuses to apologize for misbehaving at the park, Wilbur starts riding a bicycle to get even.
Roger schemes to profit from a rocking chair that Wilbur has made out of Mister Ed's old horseshoes.
Roger falls victim to a couple of poker-playing card sharks.
Mister Ed gets what Roger's deadbeat freeloading brother-in-law doesn't have: a job.
Ed and Wilbur try to clear a stable groom falsely convicted of horse doping.
Mister Ed places a telephone call to the White House, which gets Wilbur a visit from the Secret Service.
Carol and Kay feel that their husbands are taking them for granted, so they both get jobs, leaving Wilbur and Roger at home to fend for themselves.
Wilbur's 70-year-old father is engaged to be married, and Wilbur, Carol, and the Addisons are all under the false impression that his bride-to-be is fifty years younger.
Once again, Roger is fed up with Ed feeding off his apple trees.
Roger wants to dress up Ed in a suit, so he can shoot a photo of him to enter in a photography contest.
Mister Ed liberates a cockatoo from its cage, and it promptly begins to terrorize Roger.
Roger's TV goes on the blink, so he borrows Wilbur's set from Ed's barn, which causes Ed to fret that he will miss his daily doctor shows.
Circumstantial evidence causes the Posts and the Addisons to suspect that each other couple is expecting a baby.
Through Wilbur, Mister Ed offers useful batting tips to Los Angeles Dodgers team manager, Leo Durocher.
With the help of Mister Ed, Wilbur decides to write a book about horses.
Wilbur has been chosen by the Mayor's office as the architect to create, plan, and construct the American History Museum. Of course, Mister Ed feels that the plan should include a statue of a horse in front of the museum.
Wilbur wins a miniature horse in a contest, and the little fellow promptly eats Roger's prized roses.
Mister Ed, speaking through bushes in the park, invites three hobos to stay with the Posts.
Ed resents Wilbur and Paul dressing as a two-man horse for a costume party, so he goes on strike.
The Kiddie Zoo is losing public support, and Ed wants Wilbur to do something about it and mr ed getting punished by Wilbur .
Ed is attracted to a filly named Penelope, but she only dates horses that are taller than she, so Ed wants Wilbur to provide him with elevated horse shoes.
Wilbur's old commanding officer, Colonel Gordon Kirkwood, and his wife, Winnie, park their house trailer in the Post's backyard, while they wait to settle on their new home next door to Carol and Wilbur - and Ed.
Wilbur spends all of his free time with the Kirkwoods, now that they've moved in next door, and Ed is feeling mighty lonely with no one around to keep him company.
Mister Ed tells Wilbur the story of how a horse was responsible for getting Santa Claus started in the gift-giving business. Meanwhile, Gordon talks Wilbur into entering a pact wherein they limit themselves to spending a mere $15 each on their wives.
Mister Ed is suffering from a sore tooth. Meanwhile, Gordon may go crazy trying to prove that Wilbur is insane.
Wilbur travels to San Francisco for a magician's convention. He enters an illusion contest, using Mister Ed as his assistant in a potentially dangerous trick.
When Wilbur hires a Japanese foreign exchange student as his secretary, Ed threatens to go to Pakistan to join the Peace Corps.
When one of the neighbors installs a backyard swimming pool, Carol wants one, too, and Wilbur agrees to her demand, over Ed's objection.
Ed needs advice regarding his love life, so he visits a gypsy to have his hoof read.
Mister Ed talks Wilbur into taking in a broken down carnival horse.
Mae West hires Wilbur to redesign her horse stable.
Ed never knew he slept standing up, until Wilbur told him. Now that he knows, his feet hurt, and he wants Wilbur to buy him a car.
Mister Ed is suffering from nightmares, so Wilbur suggests he take up music to calm himself before sleep. Ed becomes a one-horse-band.
The Kirkwoods twice fall victim to a home burglar. Wilbur is sure he can crack the case.
Carol wants a new gown to wear to the Architect's Ball, and Ed wants a new saddle. Wilbur doesn't want to buy either.
A mischievous Martian visits the neighborhood. He has the power to change an individual's personality.
Carol doesn't appreciate the hi-fi set that Wilbur bought for their wedding anniversary.
After Gordon is hustled out of $430 playing pool, it's up to Mister Ed to out-hustle the hustler.
Mister Ed writes a letter seeking love advice from "Dear Abby", and the advice contained in her response causes Ed to pack his bags and head for the hills.
Ed digs a secret escape route out from under his stable.
Ed gets stuck with having to give rides to a 300-pound prospective client of Wilbur.
Carol's father comes to visit, and nothing goes right for Wilbur.
Ed goes into training after losing a race on the bridle path to Gordon's rented horse.
Ed creates a juice that is so invigorating and tasty that Wilbur wants to mass produce and market it. However, Ed refuses to disclose the secret formula.
Gordon enters a slogan-writing contest in hopes of winning a free trip to Hawaii. Mister Ed decides to call him on the phone and have a little fun at Gordon's expense.
Ed stows away on Wilbur and Carol's second-honeymoon cruise to Hawaii, and after he gets to the island, he doesn't want to return home.
Ed spearheads a multi-media campaign to end horseback riding.
Ed becomes so afraid of Gordon he forgets how to properly speak, which results in his sentences coming out backwards.
Ed thinks his reading glasses make him look goofy, so he demands to be taken to the optometrist so he can be examined for contact lens.
Superstitious Ed has to share his stall with a Wooden Jinx Horse.
Ed tries to trick Wilbur into installing a heating system in his stall, and Connie tries to trick Wilbur into buying a new refrigerator.
Ed envisions himself as a member of The Pony Express so much that he steals a bag full of mail from the postman, and delivers all the mail in it.
Wilbur tries to help Ed overcome his fear of their new, mean, fat, bearded, non-horse-loving neighbor.
Ed thinks he's as talented as Picasso, but his painting of Carol gets Wilbur in trouble with her.
Johnny gets into trouble with Gordon after breaking one of his windows while delivering on his paper route.
Wilbur refuses to allow Ed to join him and the Boy Junior Rangers on a hiking trip, but Ed's got another idea.
The neighbor's teenage son is playing loud rock 'n' roll records late at night, and it's preventing a good night's sleep for Wilbur and Carol.
Having previously been successful in helping to apprehend Russian spies possessing stolen microfilm, Wilbur and Ed are now after them for trying to sell an American military secret.
The Russian spies have stolen an unknown American secret formula, so SIA (Secret Intelligence Agency) enlists Wilbur to find out which one. Mister Ed joins him, and Carol is left wondering where Wilbur is at all hours of the night.
The SIA (Secret Intelligence Agency) once again enlists Wilbur to figure out how secret papers are being stolen out of filing cabinets, which are right under the agent's noses. In order to help solve the case, Mister Ed needs to speak with a monkey, so he uses a zebra as a translator.
Mister Ed wins a late model color TV, and he demands that Wilbur put it in the barn.
Much to Ed's dismay, Carol and Wilbur agree to cat-sit for a friend who is vacationing in Hawaii for an entire week.
Ed wants Wilbur to get rid of a bearskin rug that was given to Carol and him by her father.
Ed wants Wilbur to help him get married to another horse, and Carol's father thinks that Wilbur is in need of mental help.
Ed refuses to continue to wear a saddle and he demands that Wilbur ride him bareback from now on, so Wilbur gets a motorcycle to retaliate.
When Ed discovers that he is of Cherokee descent, he refuses to participate in the Pioneer Parade. Unfortunately for Wilbur, he has already promised Carol's Dad that Ed would do it as a favor for him.
Mister Ed goes to school so he can become a veterinarian.
