$#*! My Dad Says
A middle-aged son moves in with his old-fashioned dad.
Genre: Comedy
Cast:William Shatner , Jonathan Sadowski , Nicole Sullivan , Will Sasso , Tim Bagley , Jean Smart , Sam Pancake , Missi Pyle , Preston Jones , Zibby Allen , Michael Bunin , Deborah Levin , Todd Stashwick , Kurt Ela , Craigery Morgan , Root Beer , John Mahoney , Megan Stevenson
S1.E1 ∙ Pilot
After being laid off from his job writing for a men's magazine, Henry moves in with his cranky, outspoken father, Ed.
S1.E2 ∙ Wi-Fight
Henry takes matters into his own hands when Ed refuses to allow a wireless Internet connection to be installed in the house. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Bonnie to allow Ed, a retired doctor, to examine her breasts.
S1.E3 ∙ The Truth About Dads & Moms
Still resentful that his father didn't take responsibility for his parent's divorce years ago, Henry is outraged when Ed refuses to be blamed for getting a DMV employee fired.
S1.E4 ∙ Code Ed
Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate business.
S1.E5 ∙ Not Without My Jacket
Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes, however, his plan backfires when he inadvertently lends Henry's jacket to a friend. Meanwhile, Vince regrets asking Bonnie to tell him all the juicy details about a previous relationship.
S1.E6 ∙ Easy, Writer
Ed tries to put the kibosh on an article Henry writes about him. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie befriend the "it" couple of the high-end San Diego real estate market.
S1.E7 ∙ Dog Ed Pursuit
Vince is jealous when Ed bonds with his dog. Meanwhile, Henry agrees to go on a date with Katie, Vince and Bonnie's crazy boss, in order to get them a real estate listing.
S1.E8 ∙ The Manly Thing to Do
Ed's navy buddy comes to visit and ends up insulting Tim, Ed's housekeeper. Meanwhile, Henry accidentally sees Bonnie naked.
S1.E9 ∙ Make a Wish
Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach, and when a furious Ed confronts the motivational speaker, his heart gets some romantic motivation.
S1.E10 ∙ You Can't Handle the Truce
Henry tries to broker a truce between Ed and his neighbor after discovering they are having a long-standing feud. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie have trouble adopting a dog.
S1.E11 ∙ Family Dinner for Schmucks
Bonnie tries to start a tradition of family dinners, but it makes the men lose their appetites. Also, Ed befriends a new hot shot doctor at the hospital and wishes Henry could be more like him.
S1.E12 ∙ Goodson Goes Deep
Ed gets thrown a curveball when baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to someone else. Also, Vince and Bonnie's new living situation with Ed and Henry makes their baby-making efforts more work than romance.
S1.E13 ∙ The Better Father
When Bonnie and Vince learn that their first wedding wasn't legal, they plan a new ceremony, but Ed wants to break-up with them when he finds out that Bonnie's father is coming.
S1.E14 ∙ Corn Star
When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush
S1.E15 ∙ Ed Goes to Court
Ed wants to put the brakes on his pursuit of Rosemary after she says she would like to be romanced. Also, Vince and Henry have a "'Stache-Off" to see who can grow a mustache faster.
S1.E16 ∙ Well Suitored
Ed turns green with envy when a millionaire vies for Rosemary's affections. Also, Bonnie and Vince's former boss tries to make amends with an "egg"-centric gift.
S1.E17 ∙ Lock and Load
With a burglar on the loose in their neighborhood, Ed wants to use his prized gun for protection, but Rosemary shoots down the idea. Also, Vince and Bonnie look for some extra help during their trip to a fertility clinic.
S1.E18 ∙ Who's Your Daddy?
Ed's status changes to "confused" when he meets Henry's new Facebook girlfriend and senses a strange connection to her. Also, Bonnie and Vince join a reality television series when they help a reality star go house hunting.
