Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Ned Bigby shares his advice on how to survive middle school.

Cast:Devon Werkheiser , Lindsey Shaw , Daniel Curtis Lee , Kyle Swann , Daran Norris , Christian Serratos , Teo Olivares , Don Creech , Rob Pinkston , Rachel Sibner , Tylor Chase , Alex Black , Reccie Canon , Vanessa the Weasel , Jesse Heiman , Hamilton Mitchell , Kim Sava , Meshach Taylor

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ First Day & Lockers

Sun, Sep 12, 2004

Ned helps us survive the first day of school with tips from his guide./Ned deals with a smelly locker neighbor.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Bathrooms & Project Partners

Sun, Sep 19, 2004

Moze discovers that Ned has a secret admirer./Moze chooses hottie Seth Powers as her project partner in spite of Ned's tips.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Teachers & Detention

Sun, Sep 26, 2004

Ned deals with evil teacher Mr. Sweeney./Cookie turns bad boy when a paper airplane propels Ned, Moze and him to detention.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ Seating & Tryouts

Sun, Oct 3, 2004

Ned devises a plan to sit at the "cool table" in the lunchroom./Ned worries he'll fall short at basketball tryouts while Moze is head and shoulders above her competition.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Crushes and Dances

Sun, Oct 10, 2004

Ned explains tips for dealing with a crush./Ned tells Moze his plan to dance with Suzie Crabgrass.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Sick Days & Spelling Bee

Sun, Oct 17, 2004

Ned must avoid getting sick when he finds out special guest Matt Hoffman is going to visit school./Ned helps Cookie try to beat rivals in a spelling bee.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ Rumors & Photo Day

Sun, Nov 7, 2004

A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating./Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ School Elections & Talent Show

Sun, Nov 28, 2004

Ned is drafted into the student body election.Ned, Moze, and Cookie blow out the "Talentpalooza."

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ Computer Labs & Backpacks

Sun, Jan 2, 2005

Cookie becomes more man than machine when his computer breaks down./Ned's old backpack is falling apart. Moze falls apart when her diary is lost. Cookie gets in a sticky situation.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ Notes & Best Friends

Sun, Jan 9, 2005

Ned is busted handing notes in Sweeney's class. Cookie uses forged notes to get out of work./ Ned and Cookie's friendship is threatened when Cookie joins the Killer Bees.

11Season 1

S1.E11 ∙ Daydreaming & Gym

Sat, Feb 5, 2005

Ned daydreams for an answer and gets help from Cookie, Moze and some "Fairly Odd" friends.Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class. Cookie thinks gym is no sweat.

12Season 1

S1.E12 ∙ Cheaters & Bullies

Sat, Feb 12, 2005

Moze catches Bitsy cheating. Ned comes face to face with a test. Cookie learns the naked truth about cheating.Ned and Cookie go crazy when Loomer bullies them.

13Season 1

S1.E13 ∙ Emergency Drills & Late Bus

Sat, Feb 19, 2005

Earthquake, tornado and fire drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out.Ned gives Loomer a "Ned makeover" while Cookie takes a group on an after school tour. Moze may have found a new best friend.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ New Semester & Electives

Sat, Oct 1, 2005

Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass./Ned, Moze, and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and get and easy "A."

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Pep Rallies and Lunch

Sat, Oct 8, 2005

Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie so he can miss class./ Ned tries to stop a kid who's taking "one-bite" of everyone's lunch.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Video Projects and School Clubs

Sat, Oct 15, 2005

Ned tries to stop Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club./Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Notebooks & Math

Sat, Oct 22, 2005

Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook."/Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Vice Principals & Mondays

Sat, Nov 5, 2005

Ned, Cookie, and Moze become prime suspects in an electric sander incident./Ned and Moze try to come up with tips to beat the Monday blues.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Your Body & Procrastination

Sat, Nov 12, 2005

Unhappy with his body, Ned sets out to get stronger./Moze bets Ned 'the usual' that he'll never beat his procrastination problem and finish a big social studies project on time.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Upperclassmen & Gross Biology Dissection

Sat, Nov 19, 2005

When Upperclassman Ned offers to give a Polk tour to an incoming 5th grader, he gets assigned wild-child Palmer Noid. Cookie and Gordy try to swipe and set Mr. Sweeney's lab frog free.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Dares and Bad Habits

Sat, Jan 14, 2006

Ned is dared to ask super popular Missy Meeney out on a date. Moze is dared to wear a pretty dress for 24 hours.The gang tries to create new tips to conquer their bad habits.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Substitute Teachers and the New Kid

Sat, Jan 21, 2006

Ned helps his favorite elementary sub, Mr. Wiener "connect" with middle school kids. Cookie poses as a sixth grade substitute teacher. Moze discovers she's part bad-girl and behaves badly to the new science sub.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ School Websites and Valentine's Day

Sat, Feb 11, 2006

Ned gives tips on the best way to send a Valentine's Day card, and then messes up big time sending one to Suzie.The Polk weasel gets tangled up in Cookie's new Hallway Cam and captures everyone doing embarrassing things.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ Nicknames and Shyness

Sat, Feb 25, 2006

Tired of everyone having a cool nickname but him, Ned tries to create a nickname and get it to stick/Ned and Moze team up to help the Oboe Twins break out of their super shyness.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ Asking Someone Out & Recycling

Sat, Mar 4, 2006

Ned sends out "ambassadors" to find out if Suzie Crabgrass will go on a date with him. Cookie helps Dr. Xavier get a date with Gordy/Ned, Moze, Cookie, and entire school body compete to collect the most recyclables to win a new Mountain bike.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ April Fools Day & Excuses

Sat, Mar 25, 2006

Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. /When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse.

14Season 2

S2.E14 ∙ Secrets & School Car Wash

Sat, Apr 8, 2006

Ned and all the boys compete against Moze and all girls in a super soaking Polk fundraiser and the winner decides how the money will be spent./Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy but are warned not to tell Suzie.

15Season 2

S2.E15 ∙ Spirit Week & Clothes

Sat, Apr 15, 2006

Ned gets in an all out battle with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. /Ned and Moze get tickets from Missy's newly formed fashion police. Cookie creates a uni-sex school uniform that will end fashion as we know it.

16Season 2

S2.E16 ∙ Yearbook & Career Week

Sat, Apr 29, 2006

Ned tries to win "Best Smile" in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever./Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education, but Ned wants to be anything but.

17Season 2

S2.E17 ∙ Science Fair & Study Hall

Sat, May 20, 2006

Ned, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon. / While Ned actually uses study hall to "study" for an important test, Cookie tries to sneak out to meet Vanessa.

18Season 2

S2.E18 ∙ Music Class & Class Clown

Sat, May 6, 2006

Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart music stuck in her head and can't get it out.

19Season 2

S2.E19 ∙ Failing & Tutors

Sat, May 13, 2006

Ned tries to become a top notch student to get into the 8th Grade. Unless Ned can find a good tutor, he will go to Summer School.

20Season 2

S2.E20 ∙ Double Dating & the Last Day

Sat, Jun 3, 2006

For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman./Ned and Moze try to figure the best way to tell Suzie about "the kiss".

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ New Grade & Dodgeball

Sun, Sep 24, 2006

Ned becomes the new class bully./Ned must battle Loomer in dodgeball.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ Reading & Principals

Sun, Oct 1, 2006

Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments. Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it./Principal Pal is retiring. It's up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replace, or VP Crubbs will get the job.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ Halloween & Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts and Zombies

Sun, Oct 29, 2006

Ned, Moze and Cookie sorta, kinda, accidentally kill Principal Pal.It's the spookiest Ned's ever. Ned is a vampire, Moze is a ghost and Cookie is a werewolf.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ Popularity & Stressin' Out

Sun, Oct 15, 2006

Ned and Cookie try everything to become more popular./Ned is stressed because Suzie has a new boyfriend.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ Art Class & Lost and Found

Sun, Nov 5, 2006

Ned accidentally draws a picture of a naked lady./Ned and Mose battle over a pair of expensive sneakers they spot in the Lost & Found.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ Social Studies & Embarrassment

Sun, Nov 12, 2006

Ned picks Suzie as his Social Studies partner and Moze is jealous. Cookie is stuck teaming up with crazy Evelyn.Ned is embarrassed after he farts in class. Moze is too embarrassed to talk to her new crush.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ The Bus & Bad Hair Days

Sun, Nov 26, 2006

Ned has to get to school before Suzie finds an embarrassing love note. Moze tries to sit next to her new crush, Faymen. Cookie misses the bus./Ned tries to sneak out of school to get a hair cut.

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Dismissal & School Plays

Sun, Oct 22, 2006

Suzie moves into Ned's locker. Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn.Ned tries to stop Suzie from kissing another boy. Moze tries to stop Ned from ruining the play and Cookie tries anything to get on stage.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ Revenge & School Records

Mon, Jan 15, 2007

Ned becomes "The Revenger!" Moze tries stop a new team mate from ruining the volleyball team. Ned finds out his bad "permanent record" will follow him to high school.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ Hallways & Friends Moving

Sat, Feb 3, 2007

Ned becomes Hall Monitor. Moze tries to spend time with Faymen and Cookie creates a Hallway Traffic Report./Ned and Moze find out Faymen is moving away.

11Season 3

S3.E11 ∙ Boys & Girls

Sat, Feb 10, 2007

Ned's bummed Suzie moved away and stops writing the Guide and Cookie tries to cheer him up. Moze teaches nerdy girls about boys.Ned tries to find a new girlfriend with Moze's help and Cookie goes undercover dressed as girl.

12Season 3

S3.E12 ∙ Cellphones & Woodshop

Sat, Feb 17, 2007

Ned messes up his relationship with Suzie after he calls her. Cookie tries to win a car on a radio contest.Ned thinks he may like Moze. Moze works on a secret project while Cookie battles an evil power saw.

13Season 3

S3.E13 ∙ Volunteering & the Library

Sat, Jan 27, 2007

Ned volunteers at a nursing home. Moze and Loomer try to fix up the school. Cookie works at the school store with Evelyn.Ned and Cookie try and bust Loomer and his book stealing ring.

14Season 3

S3.E14 ∙ Getting Organized & Extra Credit

Sat, Feb 24, 2007

Ned needs to get organized while Moze and Cookie organize a protest against Crubbs to get their favorite snack back./Ned tries to use the same extra credit project for four subjects. Also, Moze wants the best extra credit volcano project ever and Cookie's got his dad's credit card.

15Season 3

S3.E15 ∙ Fundraising & Competition

Sat, Mar 10, 2007

Ned and Cookie try to raise the money for the school but keep getting more in debt and Moze can't sell her last candy bar.Ned is in a major Social Studies class competition. Moze thinks she lost her competitive edge.

16Season 3

S3.E16 ∙ Making New Friends & Positives and Negatives

Sat, Mar 24, 2007

Ned practices what he has learned in science class about positives and negatives by trying to romantically fix up two negative kids whom he thinks are alike.

17Season 3

S3.E17 ∙ Money & Parties

Sat, Apr 7, 2007

Ned, Moze and Cookie try to raise money to go to a rock concert.Ned takes Missy to a party and tries to dump her when Suzie arrives. Moze tries to kiss Ned and Cookie sneaks into the party dressed as girl.

18Season 3

S3.E18 ∙ Spring Fever & the School Newspaper

Sat, May 5, 2007

Ned gets Spring Fever and tries to break out of school. Ned and Moze try to get a juicy news story as they investigate a school scandal.

19Season 3

S3.E19 ∙ Health & Jealousy

Sat, May 12, 2007

Ned gets an itch he can't scratch. Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up.Ned and Moze pretend to date to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair.

20Season 3

S3.E20 ∙ Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Seeing Someone Else

Sat, Jun 2, 2007

Ned becomes a geek in order to pass three big tests given on the same day.Ned realizes he likes Moze. Moze finally decides between Ned and Faymen.

21Season 3

S3.E21 ∙ Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels

Sat, Jun 9, 2007

Ned's Declassified is busting out of school and going on a Field Trip. Ned just wants to hang with the girl of his dreams. The only problem is he doesn't know if the girl is Suzie or Moze.

22Season 3

S3.E22 ∙ Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels: Part Two

Sat, Jun 9, 2007

Ned finally chooses between Suzie and Jennifer.