NTSF:SD:SUV

Never forget? Terrorism hasn't, and neither will the NTSF:SD:SUV. In a world where threatening danger looms large and Homeland Security won't secure itself, San Diego's citizens can't afford not to trust in the NTSF.

Genre: Comedy

Cast:Paul Scheer , Brandon Johnson , June Diane Raphael , Kate Mulgrew , Martin Starr , Peter Blaine , Peter Serafinowicz , Rebecca Romijn , Rob Riggle , Karen Gillan , Marcus Shultz , Johnny Ray Meeks , Curtis Gwinn , Arlo Belonsky-Stern , Bram Belonsky-Stern , Ed Helms , Sonny Surowiec , Alex Berg

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza... Dead!

Thu, Jul 21, 2011

National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle is San Diego's ultimate protector. Their latest case is tough. Someone is selling a deadly energy drink that makes people combustible and drunk forever after just a few sips.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ The Birthday Party That Was Neither

Fri, Jul 29, 2011

A blackmailer orders agents Hauser, Piper, Alphonse and human Sam to give him a million dollars each. As a cover, they all tell their boss Kove they're going to a birthday party. Since no one invited her to the party, she gets VERY angry.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Exes and Oh-No's!

Fri, Aug 5, 2011

Agent Hauser catches a thief during a sting in a museum. Shockingly, it's his ex wife, now a man. The ex is working for someone. Hauser must convince his ex to cooperate, while keeping his jealous double-ex wife (his boss Kove) at bay.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home

Fri, Aug 12, 2011

Agent Hauser is suspended after killing a civilian due to bad intel. He is replaced by a famous wheelchair-bound expert agent. At home, angry Hauser, convinced he was set up, is going mad. Two goons show up to get their revenge.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Dolphinnegan's Wake

Fri, Aug 19, 2011

A series of deadly attacks on people at the beach is linked to a serial killing dolphin. The only one who can help the NTSF:SD:SUV team stop the crazed mammal is Lundgren, a monstrous psycho-killer dolphin confined in a max security prison.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Tijuana, We've Got a Problem

Fri, Aug 26, 2011

After a stripper steals NASA plans and sells them to Mexico, agent Hauser must go south of the border to get the plans back even if it means taking on the Mexican government itself.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ Full Hauser

Fri, Sep 2, 2011

Gunnar is the only criminal agent Hauser never caught. He's always on boats in international waters and NTSF:SD:SUV has no jurisdiction there. However, Hauser has a tip that Gunnar will be in San Diego waters for a short time soon.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Up Periscope. Down with San Diego

Fri, Sep 9, 2011

NTSF:SD:SUV technicians Sam and Jessie are on a boat. Jessie thinks it's a date. A long lost Japanese WW2 sub shows up and captures them as enemy combatants. Who will save them and will Sam manage to explain to Jessie he's not into her?

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ Cause for ConCERN

Fri, Sep 16, 2011

The NTSF:SD:SUV team is securing a particle accelerator. Agent Hauser enters it and is transported to a mirror universe where NTSF:SD:SUV and the government are the terrorists and every conspiracy is true. Worse yet, Kove is still his wife.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Fri, Sep 23, 2011

Piper receives a strange greeting card that activates her alter ego programmed as a terrorist spy. She locks NTSF:SD:SUV down and tries to seduce her boss Kove to get secret codes. Jessie can stop her, but she's on an odd photo session.

11Season 1

S1.E11 ∙ Twistin' the Night Away

Fri, Sep 30, 2011

Agent Hauser is dead. One day earlier, a creepy weird new technician showed up at the same time as the new AI in the NTSF:SD:SUV jeeps turned homicidal. A clue? Robert Picardo (Doctor from Star Trek: Voyager) guest stars as the technician.

12Season 1

S1.E12 ∙ I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler

Fri, Oct 7, 2011

A sexy female master terrorist seduces the President of the Navy and replaces his heart with a time bomb. Agent Hauser must find a replacement heart for him, even if it means going to the seedy black market downtown.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ 16 Hop Street

Fri, Aug 10, 2012

After a series of mysterious kidnappings of rich people's kids from their high school, NTSF:SD:SUV boss Kove sends agents Hauser and Piper to pose as high-schoolers. A burned out undercover agent who's still in the school may help.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ The Real Bicycle Thief

Fri, Aug 17, 2012

When a gang of Swedes starts hitting famous restaurants and stealing all the food from guests' plates to send it to the starving in Sweden, Kove sends agents Hauser, Piper and Alphonse to infiltrate the San Diego's Swedish underworld.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Sabbath-tage

Fri, Aug 24, 2012

On a lazy Saturday a terrorist suddenly threatens the city. He starts playing a game with NTSF:SD:SUV and, more specifically, their newly single technician Sam. Technologically illiterate agent Hauser takes over for Sam for the day.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Lights, Camera, Assassination

Fri, Aug 31, 2012

The latest victim in a series of murdered directors was filming a teen romantic horror about Frankenstein. The NTSF:SD:SUV team arrives on the set to investigate. Alphonse befriends the lead actor. Meanwhile, Kove starts a popular podcast.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Time Angels

Fri, Sep 7, 2012

The NTSF:SD:SUV team helps Time Angels, a team of three hot anti-terrorist time-traveling female agents, to stop the villainous time-jumping Leonardo Da Vinci from changing history.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Whack-a-Mole

Fri, Sep 14, 2012

After someone assassinates a killer whale that was under NTSF:SD:SUV protection, Internal Affairs send a very nice female agent to determine if it was an inside job. The NTSF:SD:SUV team refuses to cooperate and runs its own investigation.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Robot Town

Fri, Sep 21, 2012

After the NTSF:SD:SUV's robot S.A.M. assassinates the leading San Diego scientist in robotics who made him, he is to be dismantled. The team is in disbelief. A robot tips agent Hauser off that the real murderer may be the victim's son.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Comic-Con-Flict

Fri, Sep 28, 2012

After a famous comic book author who sold out big time is assassinated by a brain bomb, a legendary comic book author who hates sellouts is arrested. However, he's not talking and there's one more brain bomb on some sellout out there.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ The Return of Dragon Shumway

Fri, Oct 5, 2012

Piper's slob of a boyfriend agrees to merry her. To celebrate, Kove takes her and Jessie on a wild girl night out that gets out of hand fast. Also, Piper's long forgotten ex, a sword master, shows up to get her back with words or swords.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ Family Dies

Fri, Oct 19, 2012

Agent Hauser kills the President of the Navy in order to infiltrate the top secret prison and assassinate his own dad, a dangerous convicted terrorist. Meanwhile, President of the Navy faces his own horror - a FOUR star hotel safe house.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ Prairie Dog Companion

Fri, Oct 26, 2012

A Luddite group creates an EMP that shuts down all technology in San Diego. NTSF:SD:SUV technicians Sam and Jessie infiltrate them, while Kove teaches Piper and Alphonse about life before modern technology and Hauser goes on an epic detour.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ Wasilla Hills Cop

Fri, Nov 2, 2012

Agent Alphonse's ex Alaskan partner, a dog, is murdered just as it was about to tell him about its latest case. Alphonse goes back home to Alaska with the team to investigate, but also possibly make up with his environmentalist father.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ The NTSF: SD: SUV: HISS Infomercial

Fri, Nov 9, 2012

In this special infomercial, the NTSF:SD:SUV team presents the latest and best NTSF:SD:SUV personal protection system for you, your family and your home at low low prices (collateral damage to you, your family or your home not included).

14Season 2

S2.E14 ∙ Christmas Activity

Thu, Dec 6, 2012

During the Christmas party at NTSF:SD:SUV boss Kove's house, someone or something starts killing off the NTSF:SD:SUV team one by one. Good thing they have hand-held cameras and in-house surveillance.

15Season 2

S2.E15 ∙ Inertia

Thu, Jun 13, 2013

A new eco-friendly bus is about to have its first run. The NTSF:SD:SUV team is there to secure the event. Suddenly, a bomb is activated. If the bus moves, they all go up.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ Comic Con-Air

Fri, Jul 26, 2013

Agents Hauser and Piper are transferring the most dangerous nerd criminals by plane. The nerds free themselves and attack. Since Kove wants the plane taken out, a sexy stewardess and a stingy couple are the only allies agents have.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ Hawaii Die-0

Fri, Aug 2, 2013

The President of the Navy is to hold a commencement speech at a university, but he can't stop swearing. Also, someone wants to assassinate him. Meanwhile, agents Hauser and Alphonse are back from their undercover tasks but act strangely.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ Extra Terrorist-rial

Fri, Aug 9, 2013

Agent Hauser must babysit his divorced sister's kid. He discovers that the kid is hiding a friendly alien. Hauser naturally presumes the alien is a terrorist and goes after it. Meanwhile, agent Daisy gets a new friend as well.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ Burn After Killing

Fri, Aug 16, 2013

When NTSF:SD:SUV boss Kove's little top-secret black book goes missing, the suspected thief is shot dead along with agent Hauser. However, someone still has the book and wants Kove. If only agent Hauser whose body was never found was alive.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ TGI Murder

Fri, Aug 23, 2013

When The President of the Navy is attacked and threatened in his restaurant by a dangerous restaurant competitor, the NTSF:SD:SUV team arrives to help and temporarily run the joint which brings back a traumatic memory for agent Hauser.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ The Great Train Stoppery

Fri, Aug 30, 2013

Agent Hauser narrates how the three Time Angels, a special all-female anti-terrorist time-traveling unit, once went back in time to a small western town to stop a villain and help President Grant open the U.S. Transcontinental Railroad.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ A Hard Drive to Swallow

Fri, Sep 6, 2013

When robot S.A.M.'s cover is blown while infiltrating a southern anti-robot hate group he is captured. The NTSF:SD:SUV team plans to pose as a viral video film crew, find the group and save him, but becomes distracted with making the video.

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Unfrozen Agent Man

Fri, Sep 13, 2013

A dangerous hippie terrorist caught and frozen in the NTSF:SD cryo-prison in the 60's is unfrozen by accident in 2013 and escapes. The only one who can stop him is a misogynistic racist boozing retired NTSF:SD agent Booth Whitman.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ Trading Faces

Fri, Sep 20, 2013

Agent Hauser and human Sam trade faces to stop a terrorist. Human Sam grows found of his new cool face so much, he refuses to give it back, and goes on the run. Also, Piper "trades faces" to find out why her coworkers avoid her game night.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ U-KO'ed

Thu, Sep 26, 2013

The NTSF:SD:SUV must prevent the assassination of the Prime Minister of the Royal Navy of a small, very stereotypically British, enclave near San Diego which is about to become a part of the city. British version of NTSF is there to help.

11Season 3

S3.E11 ∙ How Piper Got Her Groove Initially

Fri, Oct 4, 2013

Before Piper was a sexy superagent, she was an awkward, unpopular college student with a fondness for tight vinyl bodysuits.

12Season 3

S3.E12 ∙ Wreck the Malls

Thu, Dec 19, 2013

It's an NTSF:SD:SUV:: Christmas which means murderous Santas, the gift of corpses, and verbal slights to all other religions. This year, Trent's children learn the true meaning of Christmas when a terrorist Mall Santa takes over the mall, trapping them inside with only their wits as weapons, while locking out the rest of their team, desperate to get in and continue shopping for last minute gifts.