Enthusiastic hospital porter Simon Porter (Edward Easton) shows up for his first day convinced that this is the first step on the ladder to becoming a doctor - but he's in for a rude awakening from his new porter mentors Frankie (Susan Wokoma) and Tillman (Rutger Hauer).
Genre: Comedy
Cast:Edward Easton , Susan Wokoma , Claudia Jessie , Rutger Hauer , Sanjeev Bhaskar , Daniel Mays , Tanya Franks , Sinéad Keenan , James Atherton , Jo Joyner , Siobhán McSweeney , Jo Enright , Toby Williams , Mathew Horne , Samantha Spiro , Sophie McShera , Bryony Hannah , Marc Warren
Anthony, a new porter is in town as Tillman has headed off to a religious retreat. Anthony and Frankie have form and are instantly in conflict. Lucy presents Simon with a huge engagement ring.
Mr Pradep spends a day as a porter for charity, but Simon's awe at his god-like power causes the surgeon to lose his nerve on the eve of a big operation. A woman dressed as an orc is admitted to the hospital with a severe allergic reaction.
Frankie winds Simon up by telling him one of the hospital wings is haunted. Police guards stand watch outside a ward where a mystery patient has been brought from prison. Will Simon survive his first night shift in the mortuary?
Youtube megastars Ham and Cheese arrive at the hospital and start making a series of "humorous" videos about the life-saving heart op one of them is about to have. Simon spills coffee over an expensive new surgical robot.
Simon becomes a sperm donor to raise cash, which causes him to fear the unthinkable when his mum and her new boyfriend come to the hospital for infertility treatment. A coma patient wakes up but thinks she is still a child.
It's the annual Hospital Emergency Simulation Incident Day, but after being accidentally knocked out Simon wakes up in the middle of a real disaster. Meanwhile, Frankie goes for a secret job interview.