Centers around comedian Rob Schneider's real life while living in Hollywood.
Genre: Comedy
Cast:Rob Schneider , Patricia Maya Schneider , Jamie Lissow , Miranda Scarlett Schneider , Max Amini , Andrei Aldochine , Adam Korson , Carlo Mendez , Haylie Duff , Kym Jackson , Damon Sementilli , Leigh-Allyn Baker , Neil Klemow , Monty Franklin , Vanessa Lyon , Earl Skakel , Candice Moll , Keith Andreen
Jamie hurts his back while moving furniture with Rob into the new house. Patricia makes more money doing a commercial than Rob doing voice work on 'Starfish Wars'.
Patricia insists that the new house is sprayed for spiders but Rob is more interested in an infrared sauna. Together they search for the right preschool to enroll Miranda in.
Rob and Jamie try to get rid of some of Rob's old stuff. Patricia wants Miranda to make friends at preschool, so she organizes the best play date ever. Rob is more interested in befriending another parent: Paul McCartney's guitarist Dusty Lane.
On his way to Vegas for a gig, Rob gets stuck at Bob Hope Airport where Danny Trejo introduces him to being Zen. Meanwhile, Patricia is working on her own career and moving exorcise equipment into the house.
Patricia has a callback for an audition on a steamy daytime soap. Rob is introduced to cat poop coffee by his stalker.
Jealous of Patricia's success as an actress, Rob decides to take a serious part in a no-budget indie picture. He also takes her place at Miranda's school giving an 'excitement' speech.
Patricia is promoting "Fuego y Pasión" in Mexico and Rob goes along to 'support' her. Jamie is going camping with Allison over the weekend.
Rob is in training for a martial arts picture. Patricia wants to take a break after the finale of her soap. Jamie is celebrating his engagement with Allison.