Real Rob

Centers around comedian Rob Schneider's real life while living in Hollywood.

Genre: Comedy

Cast:Rob Schneider , Patricia Maya Schneider , Jamie Lissow , Miranda Scarlett Schneider , Max Amini , Andrei Aldochine , Adam Korson , Carlo Mendez , Haylie Duff , Kym Jackson , Damon Sementilli , Leigh-Allyn Baker , Neil Klemow , Monty Franklin , Vanessa Lyon , Earl Skakel , Candice Moll , Keith Andreen

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Pilot

Wed, Jun 29, 2022

Rob considers replacing his incompetent personal assistant Jamie with his punctual and detail minded stalker, Steve.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ The Penis Episode Part 1

Tue, Dec 1, 2015

Patricia hires Udo, a male stripper, to be Miranda's live-in nanny and talks Rob into having a vasectomy.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ The Penis Episode Part 2

Tue, Dec 1, 2015

Rob advertises a male enhancement product, thinking it only be shown in Asian territories. When a giant billboard pops up in Hollywood, he tasks Jamie and his agent Andy to do get rid of it as soon as possible.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ VIPTreatment

Tue, Dec 1, 2015

Patricia thinks Rob is taking his VIP status for granted. Jamie forgets to feed Patricia's fish and needs to get a replacement. Rob takes a mime class.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Gaying in Shape

Tue, Dec 1, 2015

Trying to get back in shape, Rob feels he has to prove that he's still attractive, even to gay men. He and Jamie also have to organize Miranda's birthday party.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Cleaning House

Tue, Dec 1, 2015

Patricia orders Rob to get rid of all his old stuff in a garage sale. Rob invites a shaman into the house to get rid of 'bad energy'.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ "What's My Thing?"

Tue, Dec 1, 2015

Rob is looking to invest in his own celebrity endorsed product and promises to get Ryan Gosling to appear at the opening of Patricia's male revue.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Opening Night

Tue, Dec 1, 2015

Angered that zombies and vampires have been added to his semi-autobiographical sit-com, Rob quits the show, then finds out he's broke. It's Patricia's opening night and a personal appearance by Ryan Gosling is too expensive so a replacement has to be found.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Acupuncture & Spring Rolls

Fri, Sep 29, 2017

Jamie hurts his back while moving furniture with Rob into the new house. Patricia makes more money doing a commercial than Rob doing voice work on 'Starfish Wars'.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Priorities

Fri, Sep 29, 2017

Patricia insists that the new house is sprayed for spiders but Rob is more interested in an infrared sauna. Together they search for the right preschool to enroll Miranda in.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Best Play Date Ever

Fri, Sep 29, 2017

Rob and Jamie try to get rid of some of Rob's old stuff. Patricia wants Miranda to make friends at preschool, so she organizes the best play date ever. Rob is more interested in befriending another parent: Paul McCartney's guitarist Dusty Lane.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Zen What Happens

Fri, Sep 29, 2017

On his way to Vegas for a gig, Rob gets stuck at Bob Hope Airport where Danny Trejo introduces him to being Zen. Meanwhile, Patricia is working on her own career and moving exorcise equipment into the house.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Coffee Business

Fri, Sep 29, 2017

Patricia has a callback for an audition on a steamy daytime soap. Rob is introduced to cat poop coffee by his stalker.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Authentic Self

Fri, Sep 29, 2017

Jealous of Patricia's success as an actress, Rob decides to take a serious part in a no-budget indie picture. He also takes her place at Miranda's school giving an 'excitement' speech.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Who Loves You

Fri, Sep 29, 2017

Patricia is promoting "Fuego y Pasión" in Mexico and Rob goes along to 'support' her. Jamie is going camping with Allison over the weekend.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Now Boarding

Fri, Sep 29, 2017

Rob is in training for a martial arts picture. Patricia wants to take a break after the finale of her soap. Jamie is celebrating his engagement with Allison.