Salute Your Shorts

A group of kids at a summer camp, run by the heard-but-never-seen Dr. Kahn, form friendships as they spend time harassing buffoonish camp counselor Kevin "Ug" Lee.

Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family

Cast:Trevor Eyster , Danny Cooksey , Michael Bower , Kirk Baily , Megan Berwick , Venus DeMilo Thomas , Heidi Lucas , Henry W. Laster , Steve Slavkin , Erik MacArthur , Blake Soper , Christine Cavanaugh , Salim Grant , Julie Hayden , Samantha Jordan , Kelly Jones Gabriele , George Poulos , Sandy Endo

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Michael Comes to Camp

Sat, Jun 1, 1991

During his first day of summer camp, Michael understands what occurs at Camp Anawanna.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Zeke the Plumber

Wed, Jun 5, 1991

Bobby's ghost story gets campers believing in a ghostly dream-invading custodian who uses an accursed plunger to suck secrets out of kids' heads.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ The Treasure of Sara Madre

Fri, Jun 7, 1991

Dance fever hits camp when a treasure map turns up bearing directions to a fortune written up as a series of dance moves.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ Brownies for Thud Mackie

Mon, Jun 10, 1991

Michael runs afoul of fellow camper Thud Mackie and needs contraband brownies to avoid a beating.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Bunk Chief Elections

Wed, Jun 12, 1991

Dina and Telly battle to win the bunk chief election, with an indecisive Z.Z. caught in the middle. Meanwhile, the boys suffer the consequences of a prank on Ug.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Toilet Seat Basketball

Fri, Jun 14, 1991

Camp awannawanna gets to compete in a basketball tournament, but soon find out they aren't that good. Until they vote for budnick to be team captain.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ The Radio Call-in Contest

Mon, Jun 17, 1991

Sponge discovers a radio trivia contest hosted by DJ Giant Jim, but may need his friends' help to win the $1000 prize.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Donkeylips and Sponge Weigh In

Wed, Jun 19, 1991

Donkeylips and Sponge want to join the wrestling tournament so they can win a lobster dinner. When Ug weighs them in, they find out that Sponge is five pounds under the "flyweight" limit and Donkeylips is five pounds over the "cruiser" limit. Telly offers to help them qualify for the tournament under one condition, they invite her to the lobster dinner. They agree to her terms and training is underay for both Sponge and DonkeylipsMeanwhile, Budnick's latest scheme is to save the kids from eating gumbo surprise by ordering burgers from a stand outside the camp. Everyone goes in on the deal, but Ug catches them using the phone and punishes them by cleaning the litter at camp. Since he can't order the burgers in advance, Budnick sends Donkeylips and Sponge to buy the burgers.They go to pay for the burgers, but find out that half the money leaked out of Donkeylips' pocket, leaving a trail which Ug follows to the stand. Ug hits on the cashier, who strings him along in order to get the other half of the money. Sponge and Donkeylips manage to swipe the food bag without Ug seeing them, and they return to camp with the burgers.The next day, it is time to weigh in again. Sponge has gained enough weight, but Donkeylips is still one pound too heavy. He leaves despondent that he can't wrestle after all. Telly gives Sponge a five-pound weight to help him bulk up, but Ug tells them the scale says it weighs seven pounds. Sponge realizes this means Donkeylips actually made the weight limit, and goes to tell him they will be enjoying lobster together after all.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick

Fri, Jun 21, 1991

Bobby's plan to skip Instructional Swim with Michael lands the two in the Nurse's Station while Ug drives the others to the beach.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ Cinderella Play

Mon, Jun 24, 1991

Dina scores the lead in the camp stage production of Cinderella, but soon learns that acting isn't as easy as it appears.

11Season 1

S1.E11 ∙ Donkeylips' Crush on Dina

Wed, Jun 26, 1991

Dina tries to use a love note to get Michael to ask her to the dance, only for it to mistakenly go to Donkeylips instead.

12Season 1

S1.E12 ∙ Mail Carrier Mona

Fri, Jun 28, 1991

After Ug is dumped by his girlfriend, the gang tries to fix up their despondent counselor with quirky mail carrier Mona.

13Season 1

S1.E13 ∙ Environmental Party

Mon, Jul 1, 1991

There is trash all over camp, and Z.Z. has had enough. When her efforts to clean up run afoul of the other campers, Dina suggests holding an environmental party.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Goodbye Michael, Hello Pinsky

Mon, Jun 1, 1992

Michael has contracted chicken pox and will not be returning to camp. However, Ronnie Pinsky has arrived to take his place, much to Budnick's chagrin.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Counselor Budnick

Wed, Jun 3, 1992

It's upside-down weekend, and one of the campers will take Ug's place as counselor. Unfortunately that camper is Budnick, who soon becomes a tyrant.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Telly and the Tennis Match

Fri, Jun 5, 1992

After Telly loses a tennis match to Scotty Rex, she blames her inferior racket and is given a new one by Budnick. However, this gift will come with a price.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Dina and the Rock Star

Mon, Jun 8, 1992

Dina promises to bring pop superstar Jaime Mallot Jr. to Camp Anawanna for a performance. The only problem is, she doesn't actually know him.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ The Cursed Skull

Wed, Jun 10, 1992

Budnick has found the legendary Cursed Skull. While the boys form a secret society, camp falls victim to a wave of inexplicable bad luck.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Budnick Loves Dina: Part 1

Fri, Jun 12, 1992

Budnick develops a crush on Dina, and with Pinsky's advice tries to win her affection.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Budnick Loves Dina: Part 2

Mon, Jun 15, 1992

Budnick has changed his ways to be a classy guy for new girlfriend Dina. But she and the rest of camp soon find themselves wanting the old Budnick back.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Sponge Goes to the Movies

Wed, Jun 17, 1992

Pinsky's discovery of Sponge's modem leads to a double date at the movie theater, with the rest of the gang following along to spy on them.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ The Pinskey-Sponge Gazette

Fri, Jun 19, 1992

When Pinsky joins Sponge's failing camp newspaper, the two initially find great success. But when stories begin drying up, Pinsky resorts to creating his own news.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ Capture the Flag

Mon, Jun 22, 1992

The gang arms themselves with water balloons for a capture the flag tournament. Donkeylips has his heart set on being an attacker, but first he must pass the obstacle course.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ Park Ranger Mona

Wed, Jun 24, 1992

Ug's girlfriend, now a forest ranger, comes to inspect Annawanna.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ Ellan Comes to Camp

Fri, Jun 26, 1992

Ellen comes to camp, a spoiled brat who's always found that being the niece of Dr. Kahn gives her license to ill.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ Anawana INC.

Mon, Jun 29, 1992

While Sponge and Ug build a time capsule, the rest of the gang start a birdhouse company for careers week. However, they have much to learn about running a business.