Seinfeld

The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.

Genre: Comedy

Cast:Jerry Seinfeld , Julia Louis-Dreyfus , Michael Richards , Jason Alexander , Ruth Cohen , Wayne Knight , Norman Brenner , Heidi Swedberg , Estelle Harris , Jerry Stiller , Liz Sheridan , John O'Hurley , Barney Martin , Len Lesser , Deck McKenzie , Richard Herd , Peggy Lane , Richard Fancy

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ The Ex-Girlfriend

Wed, Jan 23, 1991

After George breaks up with his girlfriend, Jerry decides that he wants to see her.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ The Pony Remark

Wed, Jan 30, 1991

Jerry fears that an inappropriate comment he made at a dinner party caused his relative's subsequent death.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ The Jacket

Wed, Feb 6, 1991

Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear it outside during a snowfall.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ The Phone Message

Wed, Feb 13, 1991

George leaves several awkward messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, then decides to steal the tape.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ The Apartment

Thu, Apr 4, 1991

When an apartment becomes available in Jerry's building, he helps Elaine get it, only to regret his decision to do so. George starts wearing a wedding ring because he's heard that it helps single guys pick up women.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ The Statue

Thu, Apr 11, 1991

A statue wanted by George is stolen from Jerry's apartment by the boyfriend of a writer Elaine is working with.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ The Revenge

Thu, Apr 18, 1991

George takes revenge on his boss for not hiring him back after he quit and was rude to him, and Jerry and Kramer take revenge on a dry cleaner after Jerry accuses him of stealing $1,500 from his laundry bag.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ The Heart Attack

Thu, Apr 25, 1991

After suffering what he thinks is a heart attack, George discovers he has inflamed tonsils and seeks alternative medicine to heal.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ The Deal

Thu, May 2, 1991

Jerry and Elaine believe that they have found a foolproof way to start having sex again yet still remain just friends, but they quickly start encountering problems.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ The Baby Shower

Thu, May 16, 1991

Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ The Chinese Restaurant

Thu, May 23, 1991

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before seeing "Plan 9 From Outer Space," but circumstances at the eatery make them miss the movie.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ The Busboy

Wed, Jun 26, 1991

George tries to apologize to a busboy after one of his comments got him fired, but he only makes things worse. Elaine tries to get one of her male friends out of her house.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ The Note

Wed, Sep 18, 1991

Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ The Truth

Wed, Sep 25, 1991

A bad breakup between George and his girlfriend leads to tax troubles for Jerry.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ The Pen

Wed, Oct 2, 1991

Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of his father. Jerry gets into an argument with a neighbor of his parents over an "astronaut pen."

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ The Dog

Wed, Oct 9, 1991

Jerry is forced to care for the disobedient dog of a man he met on a plane.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ The Library

Wed, Oct 16, 1991

The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ The Parking Garage

Wed, Oct 30, 1991

The four get stuck in a parking garage for hours when they forget where they parked.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ The Cafe

Wed, Nov 6, 1991

Jerry tries to help a new immigrant restaurant owner across the street from him. George, afraid of embarrassment, asks Elaine to take an IQ test for him.

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ The Tape

Wed, Nov 13, 1991

George orders hair growing cream from China. Jerry is mesmerized by a dirty message left on a tape recorder from his last performance. George becomes infatuated with Elaine.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ The Nose Job

Wed, Nov 20, 1991

Jerry dates a vacuous actress and struggles with overcoming his sexual desire for her. George dates a woman with a large nose, who decides to get a nose job after a careless comment from Kramer.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ The Stranded

Wed, Nov 27, 1991

Jerry and Elaine join George for a special party, where they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations; George had an office romance.

11Season 3

S3.E11 ∙ The Alternate Side

Wed, Dec 4, 1991

Jerry's car is stolen. Elaine dates an older man. Kramer gets a small role in a Woody Allen movie filmed on his and Jerry's block. George must deal with the commotion of the movie filming as he gets a job parking cars on the block.

12Season 3

S3.E12 ∙ The Red Dot

Wed, Dec 11, 1991

George gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater.

13Season 3

S3.E13 ∙ The Subway

Wed, Jan 8, 1992

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway; Kramer overheard a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay a traffic violation.

14Season 3

S3.E14 ∙ The Pez Dispenser

Wed, Jan 15, 1992

Jerry's Pez dispenser makes Elaine laugh during George's girlfriend's piano recital and puts their relationship in jeopardy; Kramer joins the Polar Bear Club.

15Season 3

S3.E15 ∙ The Suicide

Wed, Jan 29, 1992

After a suicide attempt by Jerry's neighbor lands him in a coma, Jerry begins a relationship with his girlfriend. George visits a psychic who predicts trouble on his upcoming trip. Elaine agonizes over having to fast before surgery.

16Season 3

S3.E16 ∙ The Fix Up

Wed, Feb 5, 1992

Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's.

17Season 3

S3.E17 ∙ The Boyfriend

Wed, Feb 12, 1992

Elaine and Keith are hitting it off until he pulls out a cigarette; Keith wants Jerry to help him move, leading Jerry along with Elaine to breakup with Keith.

18Season 3

S3.E18 ∙ The Limo

Wed, Feb 26, 1992

Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane, but their false identities land them in hot water.

19Season 3

S3.E19 ∙ The Good Samaritan

Wed, Mar 4, 1992

Jerry dates a woman who sideswiped a car, then learns the victim is someone he wants to date. George is drawn into Robin and Michael's marital problems when he says "Bless you" after Robin sneezes. Kramer has mysterious seizures.

20Season 3

S3.E20 ∙ The Letter

Wed, Mar 25, 1992

Jerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine refuses to remove her Baltimore Orioles cap during a New York Yankees game.

21Season 3

S3.E21 ∙ The Parking Space

Wed, Apr 22, 1992

Coming from an outing to a flea market in Westchester, Elaine and George damage Jerry's car when George drives over a large pothole. When they get to his apartment they conveniently find a parking space right in front of Jerry's building. As George tries to back in however, someone tries to take the spot by driving in nose-first. Neither car is able to park, and an all-day argument ensues.. Meanwhile, Elaine must come up with a story about the damage to the car.

22Season 3

S3.E22 ∙ The Keys

Wed, May 6, 1992

Jerry is fed up with Kramer's coming into his apartment any time he feels like it and asks him to return his spare set of keys. Kramer begrudgingly complies but then lets it be known that he's leaving for California. As for the others, the one key swap leads to multiple exchanges on pretty well everyone's part. When Jerry forgets his keys, he gets George to let him into Elaine's apartment so he can get his spare set. What they find interests them.

1Season 4

S4.E1 ∙ The Trip: Part 1

Wed, Aug 12, 1992

When Jerry is asked to appear on The Tonight Show in Los Angeles, George accompanies him to look for Kramer.

2Season 4

S4.E2 ∙ The Trip: Part 2

Wed, Aug 19, 1992

Kramer is arrested when he is mistaken for a serial killer. After he is exonerated, he, Jerry, and George return to New York.

3Season 4

S4.E3 ∙ The Pitch

Wed, Sep 16, 1992

NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, and later Newman receives a speeding ticket.

4Season 4

S4.E4 ∙ The Ticket

Wed, Sep 16, 1992

Newman uses Kramer as his witness when the former refuses to pay for a speeding ticket.

5Season 4

S4.E5 ∙ The Wallet

Wed, Sep 23, 1992

Jerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty Seinfeld thinks his wallet has been stolen from him at his doctor's appointment.

6Season 4

S4.E6 ∙ The Watch

Wed, Sep 30, 1992

Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo, who found it in the garbage, having been thrown there by Jerry. George tries to resurrect the fledgling NBC deal, while Elaine plans a break up from her psychotherapist with Kramer's help.

7Season 4

S4.E7 ∙ The Bubble Boy

Wed, Oct 7, 1992

On their way to the family cabin, George and Susan visit a boy who lives in a bubble; Kramer and Naomi start a fire that ends up burning down the cabin.

8Season 4

S4.E8 ∙ The Cheever Letters

Wed, Oct 28, 1992

Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down.

9Season 4

S4.E9 ∙ The Opera

Wed, Nov 4, 1992

Elaine unknowingly is dating Crazy Joe Davola, who has just left a threatening message on Jerry's recorder.

10Season 4

S4.E10 ∙ The Virgin

Wed, Nov 11, 1992

Jerry finds out that the girl he likes is still a virgin; George wants to end his relationship with Susan to exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line.

11Season 4

S4.E11 ∙ The Contest

Wed, Nov 18, 1992

George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.

12Season 4

S4.E12 ∙ The Airport

Wed, Nov 25, 1992

Jerry and Elaine fly back to New York. Jerry travels on first class while Elaine on coach. George and Kramer run into trouble while trying to arrive on time to pick up Jerry and Elaine at the airport.

13Season 4

S4.E13 ∙ The Pick

Wed, Dec 16, 1992

George has decided he's made a terrible mistake in breaking up with Susan. He moans and groans and is generally driving everybody crazy. Against everyone's advice he decides to tell her he made a mistake . No sooner are they back together than he decides he's the one who made the mistake. Elaine decides to put her picture on her Christmas cards and Kramer agrees to be the photographer. Only problem is that she exposes just a little too much of herself. Jerry meanwhile is dating the model he recently met on a flight and things seem to be going nicely....until she sees him picking his nose, or so she thinks at any rate.

14Season 4

S4.E14 ∙ The Movie

Wed, Jan 6, 1993

Jerry does a set at a comedy club, then goes to meet George, Elaine, and Kramer afterward to see a screening of Checkmate. However, a simple miscommunication causes the four to keep missing each other at two different theaters.

15Season 4

S4.E15 ∙ The Visa

Wed, Jan 27, 1993

Jerry returns from a two week tour to find that his old friend Babu, whom Jerry drove into bankruptcy by suggesting he change the menu in his restaurant, is working at the café. He's also living down the hall from Jerry, who is shocked to find that Babu is arrested for overstaying his visa. Turns out his visa application got mixed in with Jerry's mail. George meanwhile asks an attractive lawyer, Cheryl, to go out with him. She laughs at everything he says and he tells Jerry to butt out and not be funny. When they hear that Cheryl does immigration law, they ask her to take care of Babu's case. It doesn't go well. Kramer meanwhile returns early from fantasy baseball camp. Kramer it seems tried to brush back Joe Pepitone leading to a bench clearing brawl where Kramer knocked Mickey Mantle unconscious.

16Season 4

S4.E16 ∙ The Shoes

Thu, Feb 4, 1993

Elaine can't seem to figure out why her shoes are a subject of conversation. Jerry and George pitch their pilot to NBC, but the deal is nearly jinxed when George takes a peek at the cleavage of the NBC president's daughter.

17Season 4

S4.E17 ∙ The Outing

Thu, Feb 11, 1993

A prank by Elaine leads a newspaper journalist to think that Jerry and George are gay.

18Season 4

S4.E18 ∙ The Old Man

Thu, Feb 18, 1993

Elaine gets the gang to volunteer visiting the elderly, each "adopting" an old person. She gets freaked out by hers, George gets fired by his guy, and Jerry loses his. Kramer and Newman scheme to sell records to a vintage music store and steal the records from Jerry's old guy.

19Season 4

S4.E19 ∙ The Implant

Thu, Feb 25, 1993

Elaine is adamant that the woman Jerry likes has implants. But when Elaine meets the woman in the sauna and trips and lands on her breasts, she isn't sure if they are implants after all...

20Season 4

S4.E20 ∙ The Junior Mint

Wed, Mar 17, 1993

Elaine decides to visit her former boyfriend, who is in the hospital for a serious operation; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry had a date with a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

21Season 4

S4.E21 ∙ The Smelly Car

Thu, Apr 15, 1993

After dinner, Jerry gets his car back from the valet. He and Elaine get in the car and realize that the valet has really bad B.O.. Jerry goes to great lengths to get the smell out of his car while Elaine goes to great lengths to get the smell out of her hair. Jerry soon realizes that the smell isn't just a mere odor, but an entity unto itself, and finally decides that he has to get rid of his car. Meanwhile, George gets reacquainted with Susan and discovers that he drove her to lesbianism, and Kramer dates Susan's girlfriend.

22Season 4

S4.E22 ∙ The Handicap Spot

Thu, May 13, 1993

At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. After a woman is injured because of it, George becomes his Dad's butler while Kramer tries to help the woman.

23Season 4

S4.E23 ∙ The Pilot

Thu, May 20, 1993

"Jerry," the television pilot, gets cast and finally airs. Elaine tries to discourage Dalrymple's romantic pursuit.

1Season 5

S5.E1 ∙ The Mango

Thu, Sep 16, 1993

Elaine makes a startling confession.

2Season 5

S5.E2 ∙ The Puffy Shirt

Thu, Sep 23, 1993

Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show.

3Season 5

S5.E3 ∙ The Glasses

Thu, Sep 30, 1993

George loses his glasses at the health club.

4Season 5

S5.E4 ∙ The Sniffing Accountant

Thu, Oct 7, 1993

The gang gets suspicious of their accountant.

5Season 5

S5.E5 ∙ The Bris

Thu, Oct 14, 1993

Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn; George nabs great parking spot.

6Season 5

S5.E6 ∙ The Lip Reader

Thu, Oct 28, 1993

George decides to use Jerry's girlfriend to spy on his friends by having her read their lips. Kramer claims he can also read lips and tries to prove it.

7Season 5

S5.E7 ∙ The Non-Fat Yogurt

Thu, Nov 4, 1993

Kramer invests in a new non-fat yogurt store.

8Season 5

S5.E8 ∙ The Barber

Thu, Nov 11, 1993

Jerry regrets giving his longtime barber the heave-ho after he gets a ridiculous-looking haircut. George gets a job interview but the boss leaves him with a very cryptic ending. Kramer begs Elaine to let him take part in her charity bachelor auction.

9Season 5

S5.E9 ∙ The Masseuse

Thu, Nov 18, 1993

Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers.

10Season 5

S5.E10 ∙ The Cigar Store Indian

Thu, Dec 9, 1993

Jerry is deemed a racist when he purchases a Native American statue for Elaine. Kramer tries to get Elaine's company to publish his coffee table book. Elaine runs into a really creepy man on the subway who steals Frank's TV Guide and follows her to the Costanza's house. Meanwhile, George gets grounded when he has sex with a woman in his parents' bed.

11Season 5

S5.E11 ∙ The Conversion

Thu, Dec 16, 1993

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend happy; Jerry becomes curious as to why his girlfriend needs fungus cream.

12Season 5

S5.E12 ∙ The Stall

Thu, Jan 6, 1994

When mystery woman withholds toilet paper from Elaine, who turns out to be Jerry's new girlfriend, Jerry tries to stop her figuring it out. George becomes enamored with Elaine's "cool guy" boyfriend. Kramer keeps calling a phone sex line.

13Season 5

S5.E13 ∙ The Dinner Party

Thu, Feb 3, 1994

En route to a dinner party, Jerry and Elaine stop off at a bakery and get held up when the bakery runs out of what they want to purchase. Meanwhile, George and Kramer, en route to said dinner party, stop off at a liquor store to buy a bottle of wine and have a hard time picking one out.

14Season 5

S5.E14 ∙ The Marine Biologist

Thu, Feb 10, 1994

George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach.

15Season 5

S5.E15 ∙ The Pie

Thu, Feb 17, 1994

While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks.

16Season 5

S5.E16 ∙ The Stand-In

Thu, Feb 24, 1994

Kramer gets a job with Mickey as a TV stand-in. Jerry sets Elaine up with a guy who he says would be perfect for her. At the end of their first date he takes "it" out.

17Season 5

S5.E17 ∙ The Wife

Thu, Mar 17, 1994

Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife for a dry cleaning discount. Elaine gets mixed signals from a guy at the gym. George pees in the shower. Kramer meets his new girlfriend's family.

18Season 5

S5.E18 ∙ The Raincoats

Thu, Apr 28, 1994

Jerry and his latest girlfriend finally get alone time when they go on a date to see "Schindler's List", where Newman oversees them making out.

19Season 5

S5.E19 ∙ The Raincoats, Part Two

Thu, Apr 28, 1994

Jerry pays for his parents' Paris anniversary, George becomes a big brother in "The Big Brother" organization, Elaine's odd new boyfriend, Aaron, is a close-talker, Kramer makes a deal selling vintage coats with Jerry's father.

20Season 5

S5.E20 ∙ The Fire

Thu, May 5, 1994

George struggles to keep his cool in a fire. Elaine's co-worker heckles Jerry's act, and Jerry's retaliation causes an accident where Kramer has to save the day.

21Season 5

S5.E21 ∙ The Hamptons

Thu, May 12, 1994

The gang visits a friend's new baby in the Hamptons. George's girlfriend goes topless. A doctor's wording puzzles Elaine. George experiences "shrinkage." Kramer makes a controversial dinner.

22Season 5

S5.E22 ∙ The Opposite

Thu, May 19, 1994

George decides to turn his life around by doing the exact opposite of what he would usually do. Elaine is having a lot of bad luck. Jerry keeps breaking even. Kramer gets the coffee table book published.

1Season 6

S6.E1 ∙ The Chaperone

Thu, Sep 22, 1994

Jerry dates a Miss America contestant. Kramer tags along.

2Season 6

S6.E2 ∙ The Big Salad

Thu, Sep 29, 1994

George gets upset when he buys a large salad for Elaine but his girlfriend Julie gets the thanks for it. Elaine can't believe that he raises the subject with her and gets back to Julie, which doesn't bode well with George. Jerry reassesses his feelings for his new girlfriend when he learns that she went out with Newman--and he dumped her. Kramer gets into an argument with his golfing partner, a former baseball player, who later loses his temper and is sought by the police. Kramer, sure that he caused it all, rushes to his buddy's aid.

3Season 6

S6.E3 ∙ The Pledge Drive

Thu, Oct 6, 1994

Kramer finds Jerry's old birthday checks from his grandmother and insists he deposits them, which puts Nana in unexpected debt. Elaine accidentally tells the high talker a secret. Mr Pitt eats a Snickers bar with utensils.

4Season 6

S6.E4 ∙ The Chinese Woman

Thu, Oct 13, 1994

George's telephone line crosses with that of a woman named Donna Chang, and everyone seeks her advice when she convinces them that she's Chinese. Jerry winds up dating her. Things get worse when Frank and Estelle announce a separation. Jerry and Elaine can't seem to figure out why Frank Costanza is having mysterious business dealings with a man in a cape.

5Season 6

S6.E5 ∙ The Couch

Thu, Oct 27, 1994

Jerry's new couch is completely ruined when Elaine upsets a man with a bladder condition. Kramer decides to start up his own new pizza business. George joins a book club but instead of reading the book he watches the movie.

6Season 6

S6.E6 ∙ The Gymnast

Thu, Nov 3, 1994

Jerry's excitement about dating a gymnast diminishes after mediocre sex; George's girlfriend's mom catches him eating out of the trash; Kramer passes a kidney stone.

7Season 6

S6.E7 ∙ The Soup

Thu, Nov 10, 1994

Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, provided that he will treat him to a meal; Elaine dates a bounder from England; Kramer decides to eat fresh.

8Season 6

S6.E8 ∙ The Mom and Pop Store

Thu, Nov 17, 1994

George buys a convertible he thinks was once owned by Jon Voight. Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business. Elaine answers a radio quiz, enabling Mr. Pitt to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Meanwhile, Jerry tries to solve the mystery of whether or not he's invited to Tim Whatley's annual Pre-Thanksgiving party.

9Season 6

S6.E9 ∙ The Secretary

Thu, Dec 8, 1994

George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a librarian-esque woman, only to find himself falling in love with her.

10Season 6

S6.E10 ∙ The Race

Thu, Dec 15, 1994

A grade school acquaintance puts pressure on Jerry to finally settle an old score in the form of a race; Elaine is blacklisted from a Chinese restaurant.

11Season 6

S6.E11 ∙ The Switch

Thu, Jan 5, 1995

Jerry wants to switch from dating a non-laughing woman to dating her roommate; Elaine has difficulty retrieving a tennis racket she loaned out; George enlists Kramer's mother to spy on his seemingly bulimic girlfriend.

12Season 6

S6.E12 ∙ The Label Maker

Thu, Jan 19, 1995

Tim Whatley gives Jerry a label maker as a thank you for his Super Bowl tickets. George is uncomfortable with his girlfriend's male roommate. Kramer and Newman play a game of Risk.

13Season 6

S6.E13 ∙ The Scofflaw

Thu, Jan 26, 1995

When George learns that their friend Gary never had cancer as he claimed, he promises to keep it secret from Jerry--of course, George can keep a secret for about two seconds. Elaine gets all tied up in knots when she learns that someone said hi to her ex-boyfriend on her behalf. She goes out of her way to let him know otherwise, which seems to defeat the purpose. Kramer has a run-in with the local beat cop, who tells him that someone in the neighborhood has amassed parking tickets for years, and Kramer figures out just who it is.

14Season 6

S6.E14 ∙ Highlights of a Hundred

Thu, Feb 2, 1995

For the series' 100th episode, Jerry Seinfeld hosts a one hour retrospective with clips from previous episodes: the idea for a show about nothing; the smelly car; the puffy shirt; the astronaut pen; Jerry's hair; George's lack of hair; Mulva; Jerry's virgin girlfriend; the Hernandez incident; the outing; the masters of their domain; the bubble boy - are only a few of the episodes included.

15Season 6

S6.E15 ∙ The Beard

Thu, Feb 9, 1995

Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality; George is upset when his blind date turns out to be bald; Jerry braces for a lie detector test

16Season 6

S6.E16 ∙ The Kiss Hello

Thu, Feb 16, 1995

Kramer tries to create a Utopian society when he puts up pictures of all the residents of his and Jerry's building. Jerry doesn't mind until the women of the building want to be greeted with a kiss. After Jerry objects to kissing hello, he's vilified and nearly kicked out of the building. Jerry also has to settle some family issues when Nana remembers that Uncle Leo was supposed to give Jerry's mom some money 50 years ago and Uncle Leo puts Nana in a home to keep her quiet. Meanwhile, Elaine's friend who is a physical therapist skips out on George's appointment and goes skiing instead, and they have a hard time telling her about her dated hairdo.

17Season 6

S6.E17 ∙ The Doorman

Thu, Feb 23, 1995

Jerry is inconvenienced by a tenacious doorman at an apartment building; Kramer robs George on the street to put on a show for a group of German tourists.

18Season 6

S6.E18 ∙ The Jimmy

Thu, Mar 16, 1995

Elaine dates a man whose habit of speaking in third person causes a wide array of confusion; George is blamed for the theft of Yankees' sports equipment.

19Season 6

S6.E19 ∙ The Doodle

Thu, Apr 6, 1995

George dates a girl from Elaine's art class and wonders whether or not her humorous caricature of him is a sign that she likes him or not. Thanks to Newman's fleas, Jerry's visiting parents are forced to stay in Elaine's luxury hotel room. Elaine gets a potential job offer but accidentally leaves the manuscript in Jerry's flea-infested apartment.

20Season 6

S6.E20 ∙ The Fusilli Jerry

Thu, Apr 27, 1995

Frank has an unfortunate accident involving one of Kramer's pasta sculptures; Kramer gets the wrong license plates; Jerry becomes disturbed when he finds out that his mechanic used his personal sex move on Elaine.

21Season 6

S6.E21 ∙ The Diplomat's Club

Thu, May 4, 1995

Jerry's simple airport meeting turns into a nightmare thanks to his incompetent agent; Kramer gets into hot water when he gambled with a rich Texan.

22Season 6

S6.E22 ∙ The Face Painter

Thu, May 11, 1995

Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and David Puddy go to two Stanley Cup playoff games; Kramer holds a grudge against a chimpanzee who hit him with a banana peel; George resolves to take the dramatic step of telling his girlfriend he loves her.

23Season 6

S6.E23 ∙ The Understudy

Thu, May 18, 1995

Jerry dates the ultra-sensitive understudy for Bette Midler in Rochelle, Rochelle: The Musical. When the Improv is scheduled to play Rochelle Rochelle in a softball game, George plows into catcher Bette Midler to score the winning run. Bette is injured because of the incident and is unable to perform in the Broadway premiere. Jerry, George, and the understudy are vilified for the incident, and Kramer goes out of his way to help Bette. Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a local nail shop is making fun of her in Korean. She learns that George's dad Frank speaks Korean and brings him along to spy on them. Frank recalls his time in the Korean war and how he had an affair with a young Korean woman. Elaine gets kicked out of the nail shop and wanders around aimlessly, and has a chance encounter with catalog magnate J. Peterman, who hires Elaine to work for the catalog.

1Season 7

S7.E1 ∙ The Engagement

Thu, Sep 21, 1995

While sitting in the coffee shop, Jerry and George resolve to grow up and take life more seriously. Jerry decides to call the woman he recently broke up with - because she shushed him. For his part, George has been thinking a lot about his former girlfriend Susan. After imagining the ideal life they could have together, he goes to her apartment and proposes. She accepts and George almost immediately begins to have second thoughts, especially after Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend a second time. Elaine meanwhile is having trouble with a neighbor's barking dog and enlists the help of two professionals to get rid of the problem: Kramer and Newman.

2Season 7

S7.E2 ∙ The Postponement

Thu, Sep 28, 1995

George gets cold feet and tries everything he can to postpone the wedding; Elaine is jealous of George's engagement; Kramer spills hot coffee on himself.

3Season 7

S7.E3 ∙ The Maestro

Thu, Oct 5, 1995

Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyer's chagrin.

4Season 7

S7.E4 ∙ The Wink

Thu, Oct 12, 1995

Jerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is winking at them.

5Season 7

S7.E5 ∙ The Hot Tub

Thu, Oct 19, 1995

Wilhelm thinks George is cracking under the pressure of working in the big leagues. So he has George entertain a group of visiting baseball officials from the Houston Astros, who are in New York to discuss inter-league play. George picks up a bad habit from them, who call everyone either a "bastard" or a "son of a bitch". Kramer buys a hot tub from his friend Lomez and installs it in his apartment. At the same time, Elaine is having a marathon runner from Trinidad And Tobago named Jean Paul Jean Paul stay with her as a house guest. Jean Paul was in the Olympics and became famous for having over slept and missed the entire race. She tells Jerry about it, and Jerry meets Jean Paul. Jean Paul reveals that there were separate knobs for the volume and the radio volume. Elaine also gets a severe case of writer's block when Peterman asks Elaine to come up with an idea for the Himalayan Walking Shoes. The previous night, Kramer runs the heat pump too hot and it blows out, reducing his body temperature in the process. The next day after George meets the baseball officials, he curses at them on the phone. Wilhelm once again thinks George is cracking under the pressure and reports it to Steinbrenner. Back at Elaine's, Jean Paul comments on what a "cute little bastard" her neighbor's baby is. Jean Paul gets kicked out of the building and has to go stay with Jerry. Jerry checks Jean Paul into a hotel and makes sure that the alarm clock situation is satisfactory. But after Jerry offends the wake-up guy, they bail on the hotel and go back to Jerry's apartment. Jerry tells Kramer to set his mental alarm for 6:30. Elaine, meanwhile, becomes disillusioned with Jerry about the whole Jean Paul ordeal and takes a walk, when she finally overcomes her catalog writer's block and comes up with a great write-up for the Himalayan Walking Shoes. But then during the night, Kramer's heat pump blows out all the fuses in the building. Jerry realizes that they had overslept and he and Jean Paul rush out to get to the race in time. They succeed and Jean Paul is leading the race when they get to the finish line. But Kramer is so cold from having the heat pump blown out that he is drinking boiling hot cups of coffee. Jean Paul grabs Kramer's drink instead of one of the other drinks and burns himself. George meets with Steinbrenner, who educates him on the nerve-calming capabilities of the hot tub.

6Season 7

S7.E6 ∙ The Soup Nazi

Thu, Nov 2, 1995

A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway.

7Season 7

S7.E7 ∙ The Secret Code

Thu, Nov 9, 1995

George refuses to give anyone his secret code (BOSCO). Kramer buys a police scanner. Jerry does a series of ads for Leapin' Larry's Appliance Store. Elaine has dinner with J. Peterman but after she and Jerry bail on the dinner, George is stuck to dine with Peterman. George spills his secret code to Peterman's dying mother and gets in trouble for it.

8Season 7

S7.E8 ∙ The Pool Guy

Thu, Nov 16, 1995

Jerry has a hard time telling the pool guy at his new health club that there isn't room for a 5th member of the group. George's worlds collide when Elaine starts hanging out with Susan. Kramer discovers that his phone number is one digit off from that of a popular movie-finding service and offers help to those that mistakenly call his number.

9Season 7

S7.E9 ∙ The Sponge

Thu, Dec 7, 1995

After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.

10Season 7

S7.E10 ∙ The Gum

Thu, Dec 14, 1995

When Lloyd Braun comes back from the psychiatric hospital, Kramer takes him under his wing and convinces Jerry to buy gum from him and wear glasses that don't belong to him to prove that Lloyd isn't crazy. George tries to prove to his old neighbor Deena that he isn't crazy after a cashier short-changes him.

11Season 7

S7.E11 ∙ The Rye

Thu, Jan 4, 1996

After George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, to disastrous consequences.

12Season 7

S7.E12 ∙ The Caddy

Thu, Jan 25, 1996

Elaine's floozy former ex-roommate Sue Ellen Mischkie returns. George locks his keys in his car and leaves it in the Yankees parking lot. Elaine, out of spite, buys Sue Ellen a bra for a birthday gift as she has never worn one. George, having successfully convinced Wilhelm and Steinbrenner that he's putting in extra hours, decides to skip town with Susan after learning that her father rebuilt the cabin. So George asks Kramer and Jerry to go to Yankee Stadium and take the fliers off of his car. The car is really dirty, and Jerry and Kramer decide to go take it to the car wash. But along the way, they see Sue Ellen wearing the bra as a top. Jerry and Kramer get distracted and crash George's car. They return the damaged car back to Yankee Stadium. Steinbrenner, having seen the damage, and with George nowhere in sight, thinks George is dead. Kramer injures his arm in the accident, and his golf game is ruined. Elaine decides that Sue Ellen is a menace to society, and Kramer hires smooth-talking attorney Jackie Chiles to represent them. Unfortunately, the trial is jeopardized when Kramer asks Stan The Caddy for advice.

13Season 7

S7.E13 ∙ The Seven

Thu, Feb 1, 1996

George becomes upset when Susan's cousin names her baby with the name he planned to use for his first child; Jerry questions his girlfriend's style.

14Season 7

S7.E14 ∙ The Cadillac

Thu, Feb 8, 1996

In this hour-long episode, Jerry performs the biggest show of his life in Atlantic City. He receives a rather generous pay check for the event, and decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo board of directors, where he serves as president. Morty is accused of stealing money from the board, and ultimately gets removed from his post as president and kicked out of the condo. Meanwhile, thanks to Elaine, George can score a date with "My Cousin Vinny" star Marisa Tomei but Elaine objects because of George's engagement with Susan. Kramer turns the tables on the cable company when they want to disconnect his service.

15Season 7

S7.E15 ∙ The Shower Head

Thu, Feb 15, 1996

Peterman wants Elaine to go to Africa, but when Elaine tests positive for Opium in her physical, that means no dice. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida so that he finally gets his "buffer zone", but they have problems with Jerry's parents. Kramer and Newman scheme to buy black market shower heads when the building switches to low-flow ones.

16Season 7

S7.E16 ∙ The Doll

Thu, Feb 22, 1996

George freaks out when he discovers that Susan has a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Jerry decides to use that as a bit on the Charles Grodin show when his prop gets destroyed in his carry-on luggage, but fellow comedian Sally Weaver screws up his bit by bringing him the wrong doll.

17Season 7

S7.E17 ∙ The Friars Club

Thu, Mar 7, 1996

Jerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Sandos Brothers take his jacket during a show. Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a new co-worker (Rob Schneider) is faking a hearing disorder to get out of doing work.

18Season 7

S7.E18 ∙ The Wig Master

Thu, Apr 4, 1996

Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him.

19Season 7

S7.E19 ∙ The Calzone

Thu, Apr 25, 1996

George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets banned from the restaurant when he's accused of stealing from the tip jar. He then asks Kramer to pick up the calzones, but Kramer gets kicked out when he tries to pay with pennies. George's last resort in getting the calzones is Newman who wants a cut of every delivery. Meanwhile, Kramer will only wear clothing if it's straight from the dryer.

20Season 7

S7.E20 ∙ The Bottle Deposit

Thu, May 2, 1996

A garage mechanic steals Jerry's car. Elaine tries to win J. Peterman JFK's presidential golf clubs at an auction. George is asked to work on a mysterious assignment. Kramer and Newman run a recycling scam.

21Season 7

S7.E21 ∙ The Wait Out

Thu, May 9, 1996

A comment from George ends up causing a married couple to get divorced and Jerry and Elaine to date the soon-to-be exes. Kramer tries wearing jeans.

22Season 7

S7.E22 ∙ The Invitations

Thu, May 16, 1996

It's finally time for George and Susan's wedding. George doesn't think he can go through with the wedding. But when Susan puts George in charge of the wedding invitations, George gets the cheapest ones in the lot, knowing that the glue for the envelopes is cheap. Unfortunately for Susan, the glue is also toxic and licking the envelopes has fatal consequences. Meanwhile, Jerry courts a woman just like him named Jeannie Steinman and holds up his end of George's "pact" (see episode "The Engagement").

1Season 8

S8.E1 ∙ The Foundation

Thu, Sep 19, 1996

George enjoys the single life. Elaine takes over the catalog when J. Peterman suddenly goes missing. Kramer is taking karate lessons.

2Season 8

S8.E2 ∙ The Soul Mate

Thu, Sep 26, 1996

George thinks the Board of Directors are talking behind his back. Kramer has a crush on Jerry's new girlfriend. Elaine doesn't see the big deal in having a baby.

3Season 8

S8.E3 ∙ The Bizarro Jerry

Thu, Oct 3, 1996

George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.

4Season 8

S8.E4 ∙ The Little Kicks

Thu, Oct 10, 1996

Jerry is forced to bootleg a movie for Kramer's friend. George tries the "bad boy" image. No one has the heart to tell Elaine that she's a terrible dancer.

5Season 8

S8.E5 ∙ The Package

Thu, Oct 17, 1996

A mysterious package arrives for Jerry. Elaine is curious about what the doctors are writing in her records. George tries to hit on the cute girl at the "One Hour Photo" place.

6Season 8

S8.E6 ∙ The Fatigues

Thu, Oct 31, 1996

Jerry's new girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania. Kramer volunteers to host a Jewish singles mixer. George tries to study up on risk management. Elaine promotes a man she is afraid to fire.

7Season 8

S8.E7 ∙ The Checks

Thu, Nov 7, 1996

Jerry gets hundreds of royalty checks, worth 12 cents each, for appearing on a Japanese TV program and gets writer's cramp. George and Jerry pitch their pilot to Japanese TV executives.

8Season 8

S8.E8 ∙ The Chicken Roaster

Thu, Nov 14, 1996

Kenny Rogers' Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartments. Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. Kramer and Jerry wind up switching apartments--and personalities--because of it. Jerry is freaked out by a wooden doll in Kramer's apartment, and Newman gets Kramer hooked on Kenny Roger's chicken. Elaine gets comfortable in her position as president of the catalog but is quickly accused of abusing the company credit card, especially when she buys George an expensive hat and George purposefully leaves it at his girlfriend's apartment in hopes that it will score another date. Meanwhile, Jerry's old college friend has lunch with him and winds up getting fired; he takes a new job at the Chicken Roaster's.

9Season 8

S8.E9 ∙ The Abstinence

Thu, Nov 21, 1996

Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Jr. High School. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and all the smoke disfigures his face.

10Season 8

S8.E10 ∙ The Andrea Doria

Thu, Dec 19, 1996

A survivor of a shipwreck beats George out of an apartment, so George decides to tell the landlords the tragedies of his life in hopes of getting it back based on pity.

11Season 8

S8.E11 ∙ The Little Jerry

Thu, Jan 9, 1997

Jerry bounces a check. Kramer buys a live chicken. George dates a female convict. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head.

12Season 8

S8.E12 ∙ The Money

Thu, Jan 16, 1997

Jerry's parents believe he is financially unstable. Kramer has trouble sleeping with his girlfriend. Elaine enjoys her position as President of the J. Peterman catalog. George hopes to get his parents' money when they die.

13Season 8

S8.E13 ∙ The Comeback

Thu, Jan 30, 1997

George tries to come up with a good comeback after someone insults him. Elaine falls in love with a mysterious employee at the video store. Kramer wants to die a certain way. Jerry takes advice from a tennis player who stinks.

14Season 8

S8.E14 ∙ The Van Buren Boys

Thu, Feb 6, 1997

Kramer gets mixed up with a gang when he is mugged by them and mistakenly shows their secret sign.

15Season 8

S8.E15 ∙ The Susie

Thu, Feb 13, 1997

Kramer sets his watch an hour ahead. George tries to avoid a breakup with his girlfriend. A colleague keeps calling Elaine, Susie. Jerry gambles on a basketball game, but the bookie can't pay him.

16Season 8

S8.E16 ∙ The Pothole

Thu, Feb 20, 1997

Jerry accidentally knocks his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet. George drops his keys in a pothole that is paved over. A restaurant refuses to deliver food to Elaine's address. Kramer adopts a highway.

17Season 8

S8.E17 ∙ The English Patient

Thu, Mar 13, 1997

Elaine is dragged to see the movie "The English Patient (1996) " on multiple occasions, even though she absolutely hates the film.

18Season 8

S8.E18 ∙ The Nap

Thu, Apr 10, 1997

George takes a nap under his desk. Kramer swims in the East River. Jerry has some maintenance done on his kitchen. Elaine's new boyfriend buys her a new mattress.

19Season 8

S8.E19 ∙ The Yada Yada

Thu, Apr 24, 1997

George's new girlfriend keeps including "Yada Yada" in her stories. Jerry is offended by Tim Whatley's Jewish jokes. Elaine tries to help her friends adopt a baby. Kramer and Mickey fight over two women.

20Season 8

S8.E20 ∙ The Millennium

Thu, May 1, 1997

Kramer and Newman compete during the early planning of each of their millenium parties.

21Season 8

S8.E21 ∙ The Muffin Tops

Thu, May 8, 1997

Elaine opens a new bakery that sells only the tops of the muffins.

22Season 8

S8.E22 ∙ The Summer of George

Thu, May 15, 1997

Unemployed again, George decides to have a "memorable" summer. Jerry's new girlfriend has another dude. Kramer wins a Tony Award. A new woman at work is hostile towards Elaine.

1Season 9

S9.E1 ∙ The Butter Shave

Thu, Sep 25, 1997

Kramer discovers the amazing yet unknown uses of butter, but accidentally fries himself after using it as sunscreen.

2Season 9

S9.E2 ∙ The Voice

Thu, Oct 2, 1997

George's colleagues try to force him to leave. Jerry makes fun of his girlfriend's bellybutton. Kramer hires an intern. Elaine gets back together with David Puddy.

3Season 9

S9.E3 ∙ The Serenity Now

Thu, Oct 9, 1997

Jerry opens up his feelings. Elaine is getting hit on by the Jews. Kramer gets a screen door. George helps his father sell computers.

4Season 9

S9.E4 ∙ The Blood

Thu, Oct 16, 1997

Jerry's parents hire their friend Izzy Mandelbaum to become Jerry's personal trainer while George decides to associate food and television with his love life.

5Season 9

S9.E5 ∙ The Junk Mail

Thu, Oct 30, 1997

Kramer is annoyed with the catalogs he keeps getting in the mail. Elaine falls in love with a guy because of his smile. George's parents are avoiding him. Jerry can't find it in his heart to reject a gift from an old school friend.

6Season 9

S9.E6 ∙ The Merv Griffin Show

Thu, Nov 6, 1997

George runs over a flock of pigeons. Jerry's girlfriend has a vintage toy collection she won't let him touch. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Kramer rebuilds the set of "The Merv Griffin Show" in his apartment.

7Season 9

S9.E7 ∙ The Slicer

Thu, Nov 13, 1997

Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.

8Season 9

S9.E8 ∙ The Betrayal

Thu, Nov 20, 1997

Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by having sex with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.

9Season 9

S9.E9 ∙ The Apology

Thu, Dec 11, 1997

George is angered when an old acquaintance withholds a 12-Step-mandated apology; Jerry's girlfriend is too comfortable with her nudity; Elaine works with a germaphobe.

10Season 9

S9.E10 ∙ The Strike

Thu, Dec 18, 1997

Jerry goes out with a woman who is beautiful one day and ugly the next. Kramer goes back to work at H&H Bagels. George makes up a charity. Elaine gives a fake number to a man.

11Season 9

S9.E11 ∙ The Dealership

Thu, Jan 8, 1998

Jerry looks to buy a new car from Elaine's boyfriend. George tries to find a snack. Kramer test drives a car.

12Season 9

S9.E12 ∙ The Reverse Peephole

Thu, Jan 15, 1998

Elaine is embarrassed by Puddy's fur coat. Kramer tries to keep Newman from getting evicted. George carries everything in his wallet. Jerry is through with wallets.

13Season 9

S9.E13 ∙ The Cartoon

Thu, Jan 29, 1998

Sally Weaver makes fun of Jerry. George's new girlfriend looks just like Jerry. Kramer takes a vow of silence. Elaine gets a job drawing cartoons for the New Yorker.

14Season 9

S9.E14 ∙ The Strongbox

Thu, Feb 5, 1998

George's new girlfriend refuses to break up with him. Jerry doesn't help out a neighbor. Elaine's new boyfriend is poor. Kramer tries to find a good place to hide his key for his strongbox.

15Season 9

S9.E15 ∙ The Wizard

Thu, Feb 26, 1998

Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. Kramer decides to retire.

16Season 9

S9.E16 ∙ The Burning

Thu, Mar 19, 1998

Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. George wants everyone at work to like him.

17Season 9

S9.E17 ∙ The Bookstore

Thu, Apr 9, 1998

George is forced to buy a book he took with him into the bathroom. Jerry finds out that his Uncle Leo is a shoplifter. Elaine doesn't want to be known as the office skank. Kramer and Newman start a Hong Kong rickshaw business.

18Season 9

S9.E18 ∙ The Frogger

Thu, Apr 23, 1998

George is obsessed with preserving his Frogger high score for posterity; Jerry stays one step ahead of a serial killer; Elaine eats Peterman's expensive cake:

19Season 9

S9.E19 ∙ The Maid

Thu, Apr 30, 1998

Jerry gets into romance with his maid; George struggles to get the nickname "T-Bone" around the office; Elaine searches for a new telephone number.

20Season 9

S9.E20 ∙ The Puerto Rican Day

Thu, May 7, 1998

Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine get stuck in standstill traffic due to the massive Puerto Rican Day Parade.

21Season 9

S9.E21 ∙ The Chronicle

Thu, May 14, 1998

Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.

22Season 9

S9.E22 ∙ The Finale

Thu, May 14, 1998

After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massachusetts town.