Squidbillies
Follows the adventures of the Cuylers, an impoverished and dysfunctional family of anthropomorphic, air-breathing, redneck squids who live in a rural Appalachian community in the state of Georgia.
Cast:Bobby Ellerbee , Dana Snyder , Daniel McDevitt , Unknown Hinson , Dave Willis , Todd Hanson , Mary Kraft , Patricia French , Scott Hilley , Pete Smith , Shawn Coleman , Fred Armisen , Charles Napier , Tracy Morgan , Brendon Small , Dana Swanson , Edward Hastings , Elizabeth Cook
S1.E1 ∙ This Show Is Called Squidbillies
Introducing America's favorite animated family.
S1.E2 ∙ Take This Job and Love It
Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.
S1.E4 ∙ Chalky Trouble
An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.
S1.E5 ∙ Family Trouble
Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.
S2.E3 ∙ Double Truckin' the Tricky Two
Early does his part to support Georgia public education.
S2.E6 ∙ Meth O.D to My Madness
Early discovers that his magic beans are far from magic.
S2.E9 ∙ Bubba Trubba
Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control.
S2.E10 ∙ Burned and Reburned Again
Violence leads to marriage in a very special Squidbillies.
S2.E11 ∙ Terminus Trouble
Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers.
S2.E12 ∙ Survival of the Dumbest
Early is indifferent to Rusty's search for truth.
S3.E5 ∙ Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation'.
Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.
S3.E6 ∙ Earth Worst
The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.
S3.E7 ∙ The Good One
Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.
S3.E10 ∙ The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.
S3.E11 ∙ The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.
S3.E12 ∙ Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.
S3.E14 ∙ Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.
S3.E15 ∙ Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.
S3.E16 ∙ An Officer and a Dental Dam
Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.
S3.E17 ∙ The Okaleechee Dam Jam
Drought is a disease. David Allan Coe is the cure.
S3.E18 ∙ Mud Days and Confused
A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.
S3.E20 ∙ Krystal Meth
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
S4.E1 ∙ Lerm
An accident leads to rage leads to friendship leads to love leads to murder leads to political success.
S4.E2 ∙ The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
S4.E3 ∙ The Fine Ol' Solution
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
S4.E4 ∙ Anabolic-holic
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
S4.E5 ∙ Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind
Oldest living confederate widow doesn't say anything of real relevance.
S4.E6 ∙ The Big Gay Throwdown
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
S4.E8 ∙ God's Bro
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God's Bro.
S4.E9 ∙ Reunited, and It Feels No Good
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
S4.E10 ∙ Not Without My Cash Cow!
When the media sensationalizes his son's disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
S5.E1 ∙ Need for Weed
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
S5.E2 ∙ The Many Loves of Early Cuyler
Early decides to remain faithful to all 97 of his new wives.
S5.E3 ∙ Dead Squid Walking
When his father is placed on death row, Early snaps to action and tries on a new hat.
S5.E4 ∙ Young, Dumb and Full of Gums
The squids are fed up with government attempts to improve their lives.
S5.E5 ∙ Holodeck Redneck
Advances in modern technology allow Early to visit Florida.
S5.E6 ∙ Frivolacious Squidigation?
Early's twisted dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.
S5.E7 ∙ Fatal Distraction
Early's GPS shows him the fastest route from friendship to obsession, avoiding all toll roads.
S5.E9 ∙ Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine
Rusty's special talent is playing football. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.
S5.E10 ∙ America: Why I Love Her
Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.
S6.E2 ∙ Class of '86
At his high school reunion, the Sheriff settles an old score.
S6.E5 ∙ Keeping It in the Family Way
Rusty discovers the joys of being a teenage father.
S6.E6 ∙ Snow Daddy
Early's parenting skills are called into question by a magical snowman.
S6.E8 ∙ The Pharaoh's Wad
Scoot over, alcohol and inhalants, Early has a new addiction.
S6.E9 ∙ Return of Gaga Pee Pap
Gaga Pee Pap returns to pass the family ignorance on to Rusty.
S6.E10 ∙ Trucked Up!
On a transatlantic trucker challenge, The Scrambler and The Mummy get in high gear and hot water!
S7.E1 ∙ Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D
While Tammi gets ready to give birth to her and Rusty's child, Rusty struggles at his new job.
S7.E2 ∙ Beware the Butt-Cutter
When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town's stupidest citizen for help.
S7.E3 ∙ Squidbilly Manfishing
Sheriff and Rusty go on a manhunt for Early at Lake Okaleechee.
S7.E5 ∙ The Legend of Kid Squid
Early gets jealous that Rusty has been taking the credit for all the crimes Early blamed on him.
S7.E6 ∙ From Russia with Stud
Sheriff almost makes the biggest mistake of his life, then does.
S8.E1 ∙ Granite Caverns
Dan Halen's most recent business venture takes off when he advertises Rusty's chalk art as cave drawings created by ancient aliens.
S8.E3 ∙ The Inkubator Lives!
Rusty ducks his responsibilities as a deadbeat dad to become an amateur crime-fighter.
S8.E6 ∙ Stop. Jammertime!
A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.
S8.E7 ∙ Thou Shale Not Drill
The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.
S9.E1 ∙ Hetero-cephalo Agenda
Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality. Includes a sneak peek of the new series Mr. Pickles!
S9.E3 ∙ Taint Misbehavin'
Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.
S9.E4 ∙ Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
S9.E5 ∙ Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!
Early triggers the collapse of society so he can enjoy his expensive new doomsday bunker.
S9.E6 ∙ A Walk to Dignity
Sheriff's dad, the Sheriff, breaks the law to break down social barriers.
S9.E7 ∙ Granny Hotfoot
Early discovers there's more than one way to beat a feeble old woman.
S9.E10 ∙ Jose, Can You? Si!
Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.
S10.E1 ∙ Lipstick on a Squid
The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.
S10.E2 ∙ Southern Pride and Prejudice
Dan Halen is trying to throw away all the confederate flags away so tourist would come to their town.
S10.E3 ∙ Trackwood Race-ist
Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.
S10.E6 ∙ Cephalo-ectomy
You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.
S10.E8 ∙ Squash B'Gosh
Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.
S10.E9 ∙ Thanks-Taking
Rusty's new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.
S11.E3 ∙ Jacksonville Jackass
Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
S11.E4 ∙ The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet
Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.
S11.E5 ∙ Ballad of the Latrine Marine
It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.
S11.E9 ∙ The War on The War on Christmas
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
S11.E10 ∙ Dewey Two-ey
Two idiots open competing businesses mere feet away from each other.
S12.E1 ∙ Forever Autumn
Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.
S12.E3 ∙ Muscadine Wine
Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode that got us a free cruise.
S12.E4 ∙ The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain
Early finds a priceless civil war relic and sells it for the right price.
S12.E5 ∙ Rich Dan, Poor Dan
Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy.
S12.E6 ∙ Cooler-Heads Prevail
Early enjoys the highfalutin lifestyle of owning a premium cooler.
S12.E9 ∙ Events by Russell
Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call... for action!
S13.E1 ∙ One Man Banned
Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.
S13.E3 ∙ No Space Like Home
Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.
S13.E4 ∙ Scorn on the 4th of July
Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.
S13.E5 ∙ Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance
Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.
S13.E6 ∙ Who-Gives-a-Flip?
Sheriff's home is burglarized by Early despite his purchase of an expensive security system, sending him into a deep depression when his most prized possession is stolen.
S13.E8 ∙ The Liceman Cometh
Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.
S13.E9 ∙ This Show Was Called Squidbillies
Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.
