Teachers

Comedy drama that follows the exploits of school staff both inside and out of the classroom.

Cast:Ursula Holden Gill , Lloyd McGuire , Gillian Bevan , Ellen Thomas , Tamzin Malleson , Adrian Bower , Navin Chowdhry , Vicky Hall , Marsha Leanne Crosby , Andrew Lincoln , Jason Boyd , Raquel Cassidy , Nina Sosanya , James Lance , Tyronne Lewis , Peter England , Shaun Evans , Daon Broni

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Episode #1.1

Tue, Mar 20, 2001

Kurt, Brian and Susan celebrate Simon's birthday by breaking into the school. After facing the wrath of Jenny, Simon seeks relationship advice from Susan.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Episode #1.2

Tue, Mar 27, 2001

Simon suffers under Jenny as Acting Head of Year when Arnie is found with cannabis; this results in a drugs talk and Simon upsetting new girlfriend, Maggie. Susan prepares to apply for the role of Head of Year herself.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Episode #1.3

Tue, Apr 3, 2001

Simon's personal life suffers when his dad invites his girlfriend, and her daughter, to move in with them; he seeks further advice from Susan regarding Maggie as she is still upset with him.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ Episode #1.4

Tue, Apr 10, 2001

Simon helps Pauline and Cheryl sort out problems with their love lives; this goes disastrously wrong when he mentions the problems to Kurt and Brian. Simon is concerned that his relationship has hit a low point sexually.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Episode #1.5

Tue, Apr 17, 2001

Sharing Kurt and Brian's flat is too much for Simon, so after list writing he moves in with Maggie. Between this and the flat warming party, Simon and Jenny's friendship becomes less icy.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Episode #1.6

Tue, Apr 24, 2001

Susan is under great pressure with the organisation of an open evening when she makes a massive decision about her marriage; she is then deeply upset that Simon lets her down and does not support her.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ Episode #1.7

Tue, May 1, 2001

While Simon faces the truth about his father, the school is littered with pornographic images. Simon finds himself between a rock (Pauline's chest) and a hard place (Bob's office) which is something he cannot get someone else to do.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Episode #1.8

Tue, May 8, 2001

Simon is haunted by nightmares as his job interview approaches. While Kurt and Brian want Simon to get the job, they are distracted by a female applicant. At the Xmas party Jenny does something she might come to regret.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Episode #2.1

Tue, Mar 12, 2002

It's the start of a new year and there are two new members of staff. Simon worries about falling into the same old routine while Kurt is still trying to dump Carol. Susan finds herself with a crush on new French teacher JP.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Episode #2.2

Tue, Mar 19, 2002

Kurt and Brian concoct a scheme to try and save Kurt from Carol; Penny gets dragged unknowingly into the mess. Penny tries to help Simon with his new 'identity crisis' while Jenny takes drastic measures to save Kurt.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Episode #2.3

Tue, Mar 26, 2002

As the school embarks on a crackdown on facial hair, Susan has her own similar issue. Brian and Simon discuss their lack of sexual activity since encounters with Jenny.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Episode #2.4

Tue, Apr 2, 2002

Brian finds himself having doubts about his sexuality. Kurt, Simon and Susan take advantage of this, but JP's sporting skills put Brian straight. Jenny feels let down after organising the career fair.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Episode #2.5

Tue, Apr 9, 2002

Susan starts to feel uncomfortable living with Jenny as her infatuation with Alec grows. As the consequences of this spread to the English department, Brian, Penny and Simon all suffer and sympathise with Susan.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Episode #2.6

Tue, Apr 16, 2002

Clare decides that the staff must allow the students more time to talk to them. However, much to Simon, Kurt and Brian's disgust, JP somehow manages to avoid this. Bob undergoes a rebirth and Penny continues to cause a path of destruction.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Episode #2.7

Tue, Apr 23, 2002

After Bev comes back into the school and gives a talk about motherhood, Susan finds herself unexpectedly feeling broody; a search for a suitable father follows and Carol has a new boyfriend on the horizon.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ Episode #2.8

Tue, Apr 30, 2002

Simon's life crisis hits an all-time high as he realises just how boring his life is. After a rash decision, which has massive consequences, he finds his life will never be the same again.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Episode #2.9

Tue, May 7, 2002

After Simon has left the English Department in the lurch, Penny takes on a much larger workload; Jenny uses her new-found energy to take her under her wing. Susan, Kurt and Brian decide that Jenny cannot balance work and relationships.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ Episode #2.10

Tue, May 14, 2002

Penny shows Simon's replacement, Matt, around the school before the Christmas party. While she forms a close relationship with Matt, Kurt and Brian spend the evening wondering how or who they will pull.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ Episode #3.1

Tue, Aug 5, 2003

The new series begins with Kurt explaining his theory of 'Ugly Men'. Kurt then suffers from a crisis as Liz begins to gossip about what happened after the Christmas party, and Lindsay opens Kurt and Brian's eyes about the gender divide.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ Episode #3.2

Tue, Aug 12, 2003

Brian explores if drinking vodka and tonic, rather than beer, makes a difference to his urinary needs, Lindsay helps Penny understand what makes her annoying. Although Penny is trying to better herself, Liz and her are at loggerheads.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ Episode #3.3

Tue, Aug 19, 2003

Bob sleeps in the gym and Brian has to address why his lessons are boring. Kurt can't understand Brian's problems as a parent of one of his students shows an interest in him, that is, until she smells his breath.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ Episode #3.4

Tue, Aug 26, 2003

While Bob moves up the property ladder as he moves a bed and tv into his office, Kurt, Brian, Lindsay and Matt pull straws to see who will address his personal hygiene. Bob takes his relationship with Liz too seriously.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ Episode #3.5

Tue, Sep 2, 2003

Lindsay struggles to come to terms with her 30th birthday, which she shares with Matt's wife. While Kurt and Brian are convinced Matt's wife is highly attractive, jealous Penny tells them she is disabled. Penny seeks her revenge with Matt.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ Episode #3.6

Tue, Sep 9, 2003

Clare assigns the remaining staff 'stress partners'; Matt and Lindsay think they've hit gold when they have to work together. Penny is jealous and tells Kurt and Brian that Lindsay is mentally ill.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ Episode #3.7

Tue, Sep 16, 2003

Kurt and Brian get a surprise when a face from the past returns; Simon finds himself back in the classroom. Simon makes a mistake when he helps Brian chat up the fit dinner lady.

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Episode #3.8

Tue, Sep 23, 2003

While Simon worries about working with his replacement and wonders why everyone likes him so much, Matt steps up to the mark to fill Bob's shoes. The school has a weapons amnesty which leaves the weapons in dangerous hands.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ Episode #3.9

Tue, Sep 30, 2003

Morale is at a low when Clare cancels the Christmas party; this is reinforced when Kurt and Brian receive a card addressed to 'Kurt and Bryony'. Simon's meddling causes massive changes and Kurt and Brian search for new best friends.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ Episode #3.10

Tue, Oct 7, 2003

Carol's baby has an adverse effect on Clare. Bob opens up to his class and shares some of his best kept secrets. Kurt worries whether it's possible for him to be the father of Carol's baby. Lindsay struggles with mixed messages from Clare.

11Season 3

S3.E11 ∙ Episode #3.11

Tue, Oct 14, 2003

Brian finally finds himself in the first flushes of romance; however, he has no idea how to behave and seeks advice from the worst possible people. Bob misunderstands him and wants to share his love of Wham.

12Season 3

S3.E12 ∙ Episode #3.12

Tue, Oct 21, 2003

When a race goes wrong, Kurt finds himself with a new job and a whole new list of problems, and Brian has to face up to his responsibilities. Despite Kurt's quick discovery that he is healthy, he continues to blame Brian for everything.

13Season 3

S3.E13 ∙ Episode #3.13

Tue, Oct 28, 2003

Lindsay and Matt's friendship grows after a drunken kiss. Lindsay tries to put herself off Matt, by talking about his beautiful wife and listening to his tales about his 'multiple shagging disorder', but nothing works.

1Season 4

S4.E1 ∙ Episode #4.1

Mon, Oct 25, 2004

After a car accident, Lindsay, Penny and Bob are the only few remaining teachers left to merge with a new school. Despite Clare's best efforts to make the staff bond, Damien and Ben ignore Penny and Lindsay's efforts at friendship.

2Season 4

S4.E2 ∙ Episode #4.2

Mon, Nov 1, 2004

Ben is petrified when he has to guide a group of OAPs around the school and Penny finds herself a new boyfriend. Bob is still discussing his 'fiancée' Sundander Sunitra and also plotting to have Ewan sacked.

3Season 4

S4.E3 ∙ Episode #4.3

Mon, Nov 8, 2004

During Gay and Lesbian Awareness Week, Ewan finds himself in an uncomfortable position with a student, and Clare wonders how lesbians 'function'.

4Season 4

S4.E4 ∙ Episode #4.4

Mon, Nov 15, 2004

Lindsay is made an example of during Fat Week and Ewan, Damien, Penny and Ben try to 'help' her diet. Meanwhile Penny is snubbed by Anthony, and Bob finds himself in a frenzy after his vasectomy.

5Season 4

S4.E5 ∙ Episode #4.5

Mon, Nov 22, 2004

Bob is very excited about meeting his new Thai bride Ping, but she is far more interested in Ewan. Ben takes Religious Tolerance week very seriously which results in a mini-war between the students.

6Season 4

S4.E6 ∙ Episode #4.6

Mon, Nov 29, 2004

Penny's family history is uncovered and she takes a turn for the worse this week. Meanwhile the issues of Racial Awareness Week extend to penis size. Meanwhile, Bob's sex life is suffering.

7Season 4

S4.E7 ∙ Episode #4.7

Mon, Dec 6, 2004

Damien finds himself attracted to the new supply teacher; however, after a cooking incident, he is rendered temporarily useless.

8Season 4

S4.E8 ∙ Episode #4.8

Mon, Dec 13, 2004

Ben appreciates how he has annoyed the Gods in every religion. He thinks he is going to die and so converts to each religion for a day. It is Bob's stag do in Dublin which everyone tries their hardest to avoid.

9Season 4

S4.E9 ∙ Episode #4.9

Mon, Dec 20, 2004

As Ofsted approaches, Clare concocts a plan to fool the inspector; however, when the fake classes do not work, Ewan is left to save the day. The final episode culminates in Bob and Ping's wedding.