The bizarre misadventures of two no-hopers who share a flat
Genre: Comedy
Cast:Colin Lane , Frank Woodley , Neil Pigot , Tony Rickards , William Gluth , Sally Hildyard , Costas Kilias , Paula Gardner , Anthea Davis , Gary Rens , Hugo Kohler , Annie Jones , Max Fairchild , Louise Siversen , Shanyn Asmar , Leverne McDonnell , Andrew Curry , Beverley Dunn
After Frank nearly drowns while doing the dishes, Col enrols him into a swimming class.
Colin becomes concerned that if something should happen to him, Frank will be unable to look after himself, so he makes Frank do a bunch of dangerous activities in order to help him become a man, like Colin.
Col inadvertently makes fun of the new neighbour's lisp and gets into a battle of wills with her believing she's stolen his favourite spotty socks.
After a car accident (where we also discover Frank's fear of beards) Col and Frank decide to have a competition to see who is the smartest.
After his mother's funeral, Col receives a letter informing him that he is adopted.
While visiting their boss, whom they put in the hospital, Lano and Woodley are mistaken for the baby photographers by the nursing staff. As only these boys can do, they accidentally manage to swap babies.
Colin and Frank continue their attempts to get the baby that they are looking after reunited with his proper parents, but get into more trouble than they expect.