The Beverly Hillbillies
A nouveau-riche hillbilly family moves to Beverly Hills and shakes up the privileged society with their hayseed ways.
Cast:Buddy Ebsen , Donna Douglas , Irene Ryan , Max Baer Jr. , Raymond Bailey , Nancy Kulp , Harriet E. MacGibbon , Judy the Chimpanzee , Bea Benaderet , Shug Fisher , Danielle Mardi , Linda Henning , Sharon Tate , Frank Wilcox , Elvia Allman , Roger Torrey , Larry Pennell , Frank Cady
S1.E1 ∙ The Clampetts Strike Oil
Jed Clampett is told by a representative of an oil company that the swamp behind his shack is full of oil. (The oil company employee has been hauled in by Jed's daughter Elly May who asks whether she can keep him.) Later, Mr. Brewster, the head of the oil company, does a deal with Jed. Jed tells Cousin Pearl that he'll receive 25 to 100 of "some new kind of dollar." Pearl, thinking Jed has been "slickered", asks what kind of dollar he's talking about. "Million dollars," Granny, Jed's mother-in-law, replies. "Jed, you're a millionaire," Pearl says. "Yeah, that's what that Brewster fella said." Pearl convinces Jed to move to Beverly Hills, California (she pronounces it "Cal-i-forn-ee") and volunteers her son, Jethro, to drive Jed, Elly May and Granny there. Upon arriving, Granny complains the hills aren't that high. Jed says at least there are hills and "we'll be among our own kind of people." The Clampett clan mistakes their new home for a prison and the groundskeepers for prisoners. The Clampetts end up in jail, but Milburn Drysdale, their new banker, gets them freed. But, as Drysdale tries to take the Clampetts to their new mansion, the foursome flee, fearing they're going to prison.
S1.E2 ∙ Getting Settled
The Clampetts begin to settle in their new home in Beverly Hills, California. They are having to adjust to things such as refrigerators (Granny remarks how a ham will require two days to thaw out), ovens and the "cement pond." Jed also is having to confront how his daughter Elly May is maturing. He tells her that he, in effect, raised her as a boy and should not have. Jethro also encounters a flamingo that he thinks is a chicken (which causes Jed to suspect Jethro has been sneaking drinks of moonshine). Meanwhile, Miss Hathaway, executive secretary to banker Milburn Drysdale, mistakes the Clampetts for "domestic" help. She thinks Granny is a cook and Elly a maid.
S1.E3 ∙ Meanwhile, Back at the Cabin
While Granny boils pool water for washing (due to the "lack of a pump") and Elly May gets a feminine make-over by Miss Hathaway, cousin Pearl is back at the cabin making eyes with the visiting oil man while he gives her a ride to the nearest phone.
S1.E4 ∙ The Clampetts Meet Mrs. Drysdale
Mr. Drysdale panics when Mrs. Drysdale comes back from Boston early, because she'll meet the Clampetts. He sets Miss Hathaway on a plan to get them to go to Palm Springs. Meanwhile, Grannie and Jed come to think Mrs. Drysdale is a drunk and make plans to cure her.
S1.E5 ∙ Jed Buys Stock
Grannie prepares her special mash to help cure Mrs. Drysdale of her drinking problem while Jed does as Mr. Drysdale suggests and buys stock: cows, goats, pigs, and chickens! Meanwhile, Mrs. Drysdale recovers from the shock of her first meeting with the Clampetts and is convinced she's imagining things.
S1.E6 ∙ Trick or Treat
Granny wants to go home because "folks is so unfriendly, no one has come to call." Jed convinces her that they should call on them, and they find that people welcome them and give them all manner of gifts when they show up on Halloween in their normal hillbilly clothes. Also, Jed works on getting Pearl to come visit while she's trying to get hitched to the oilman and find a young man for Jethrine.
S1.E7 ∙ The Servants
Ellie May starts wearing dresses but takes it as an insult when someone says she looks like a city girl. Mr. Drysdale talks Jed into taking in his butler and upstairs girl in a plan to civilize the Clampetts, but they don't quite understand the idea of servants. Miss Hathaway takes Jethro bowling and begins to show an interest in him.
S1.E8 ∙ Jethro Goes to School
Jed enrolls Jethro at an exclusive Beverly Hills elementary school. Millicent Schuyler-Potts, the proprietor of the school, is aghast when Jed and Jethro show up, convinced this is part of some ghastly hoax. After Jed says that banker Milburn Drysdale is his neighbor, she calls the banker. It turns out that Drysdale's bank holds the mortgage on the school. Schulyer-Potts suddenly warms to the charms of the Clampetts, even if it means accepting Jethro as a fifth grader.
S1.E9 ∙ Elly's First Date
Mr. Drysdale convinces his self-absorbed stepson Sonny to date Elly May to Mrs. Drysdale's consternation, while Granny and Jed make preparations for Thanksgiving.
S1.E10 ∙ Pygmalion and Elly
Sonny Drysdale decides he needs to be Pygmalion to Elly's Galatea and remake her from a hillbilly into a woman of society, while Granny uses love charms to heat up their relationship.
S1.E11 ∙ Elly Races Jethrine
When Sonny Drysdale promises to give Elly May a ring, Granny thinks he's going to propose and becomes a matchmaker. Cousin Pearl can't stand the idea that Elly May will get married before Jethrine, so she sets to matchmaking Jethrine with Jasper Depew.
S1.E12 ∙ The Great Feud
Granny and the rest of the Clampetts start a feud with the Drysdales since Sonny courted Elly May and then stood her up when granny suggested marriage.
S1.E13 ∙ Home for Christmas
Jed, Elly May, Jethro, and Granny take their first plane flight back home for Christmas to visit cousin Pearl, who is busy cooking up a feast to win Mr. Brewster's unwilling heart.
S1.E14 ∙ No Place Like Home
Back home for Christmas, Elly May bonds with her old animal friends, while Pearl plays the piano for the "new" movie in town (the silent version of Ben Hur) to impress Mr. Brewster.
S1.E15 ∙ Jed Rescues Pearl
Since Mr. Brewster doesn't want to get married, but since the whole county knows that Cousin Pearl had her hat set for him, Jed comes up with a plan for her to save face by having Mr. Brewster proposed in public and then have her turn him down. Jed didn't count on Mr. Brewster's background in the theater and him making a huge production out of it.
S1.E16 ∙ Back to Californy
The Clampetts pack up to return to Beverly Hills, so Jethrine tries to pack Jazzbo Depew. Elly says goodbye to her animals. Back in Beverly Hills, Miss Hathaway dresses the vamp to meet Jethro at the airport, and once home the feuding starts between Grannie and Pearl over who's running Grannie's kitchen.
S1.E17 ∙ Jed's Dilemma
Granny and Cousin Pearl are at each other's throats over who's going to take care of cooking and the house, so Jed has to find ways to keep them apart.
S1.E18 ∙ Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage
Mrs. Drysdale leaves for a health farm, saying Mr. Drysdale is "going to have a new wife," while Mr. Drysdale tells Cousin Pearl he'd like her to keep his house. However, the Clampetts think he's wanting to marry Pearl, so Jed comes up with a plan to "save" the Drysdale's marriage.
S1.E19 ∙ Elly's Animals
When Pearl starts selling music lessons, Mrs. Drysdale complains about the noise to the police. Mrs. Drysdale also calls the dog catcher on Duke.
S1.E20 ∙ Jed Throws a Wingding
Flatt and Scruggs and their wives come to visit their old sweetheart, but Pearl thinks they're there to propose. Jed throws a wingding for them and the duo play music for the Clampetts.
S1.E21 ∙ Jed Plays Solomon
Granny can't stand Pearl's yodeling so she reports her to the police. When one of the officers takes Pearl out, Granny thinks she got Pearl in trouble and becomes sad and contrite. Meanwhile, the police find her still, and new trouble results.
S1.E22 ∙ Duke Steals a Wife
Jed and his dog Duke are both feeling down without a woman in their lives, until they see and pursue a French woman and her poodle that she brought to breed with Mrs. Drysdale's dog. Meanwhile, Mrs. Drysdale has arranged a "marriage" between the dogs, complete with a decorated bedroom.
S1.E23 ∙ Jed Buys the Freeway
Henry Jones shows up at the Clampett's, pretends to be an old friend and tries to sell the family the Hollywood Bowl, Griffith Park, and the freeway.
S1.E24 ∙ Jed Becomes a Banker
Drysdale hires Jed to be a banker when he needs a crack shot to help beat a rival banker in a skeet shooting competition, but his partner needs to be an employee.
S1.E25 ∙ The Family Tree
Mrs. Drysdale wants to get rid of the Clampetts before the arrival of Mrs. Smith-Standish, the head of a 'first family' historical society. But Mrs. Smith-Standish goes to the Clampett's home first, and becomes enchanted with their antiques and way of life, even roping the horrified Mrs. Drysdale into helping do the chores the old-fashioned way.
S1.E26 ∙ Jed Cuts the Family Tree
Mrs. Drysdale continues to be forced into doing "practices from the past" by Mrs. Smith-Standish, who discovers that Jed's family is possibly the first to come the country. If so they'd be famous worldwide, but does Jed want that?
S1.E27 ∙ Granny's Spring Tonic
Miss Hathaway's brilliant-but-frumpy bank protegee Gloria is really a sultry gold-digger with eyes for Jed's $34 million, and Jed's just had his annual dose of Granny's spring tonic.
S1.E28 ∙ Jed Pays His Income Tax
When an IRS agent gets chased away by Granny, Mr. Drysdale tells him the story of how the Clampetts came to be rich and move to Beverly Hills.
S1.E29 ∙ The Clampetts and the Dodgers
Jed and Jethro go golfing with Leo Durocher, coach of the Los Angeles Dodgers, who wants to recruit Jethro as a pitcher when he sees how well he can throw.
S1.E30 ∙ Duke Becomes a Father
Mlle. Denise comes back for the birth of her dog's puppies, and to see Jed. They do some "courtin' and sparkin'" Mrs. Drysdale isn't nearly so happy when she finds the puppies share more in common with Duke the bloodhound than Claude the poodle.
S1.E31 ∙ The Clampetts Entertain
Jed arranges a party to get Grannie out of her doldrums and invites the Drysdale. But when Mr. Drysdale's boss comes and wants to meet them for dinner, he wonders if he's going to be sent to an Alaskan bank when his boss finds out he's been lying about Jed and his family being sophisticated.
S1.E32 ∙ The Clampetts in Court
When a couple who ran into the Clampett's car discover that they're rich, they fake injuries and sue the Clampetts.
S1.E33 ∙ The Clampetts Get Psychoanalyzed
Jethro needs a health certificate to graduate from the fifth grade, so he goes to the only doctor the Clampetts know about: Mrs. Drysdale's psychiatrist. He gets nowhere with Jethro, so Pearl comes, and she thinks he is testing her virtue when he invites her to lie on his couch.
S1.E34 ∙ The Psychiatrist Gets Clampetted
Jethro finally gets his bill of health from Dr. Twombly so he can graduate the fifth grade, but Twombly really wants to talk to Granny again. Drysdale brings him to the Clampetts' just as Granny shows Pearl how to use a love potion, so everyone thinks Twombly's interest in Granny is love.
S1.E35 ∙ Elly Becomes a Secretary
When Miss Hathaway gets sick and Mr. Drysdale has to speak at a conference, Jed helps out by running the bank and having Elly be his secretary, while Jethro finds a speech that Drysdale accidentally uses instead of his own. All the while a new teller sucks-up to the men and flirts with the women.
S1.E36 ∙ Jethro's Friend
Jethro brings home a friend, Armstrong Dueser McHugh III, who is coddled by a chauffeur who treats him as frail. The Clampetts know better, and show him a good time, friendship and family.
S2.E1 ∙ Jed Gets the Misery
Jed cheers up Granny by pretending to be sick so she can doctor him. Soon Drysdale and his doctor, Clyburn, are subject to her methods as well.
S2.E2 ∙ Hair-Raising Holiday
After Granny cuts off the top of Drysdale and Clyburn's (his doctor) hair for some homegrown remedy, Clyburn tries to keep her from ever doctoring again. Meanwhile, the Clampetts are looking forward to the Possum Day parade, which of course isn't celebrated in Beverly Hills, so Drysdale has to figure out how to have one to keep them happy.
S2.E3 ∙ Granny's Garden
Grannie has everyone up at the crack of down to plow the front yard for her garden, while Mr. Drysdale, Miss Hathaway, and a stubborn mule try to stop her.
S2.E4 ∙ Elly Starts to School
Mrs. Drysdale recommends Elly for a high-brow finishing school in hopes that humiliating her will drive the Clampetts away; but instead Miss Hathaway convinces the girls at the school that Elly is a fashion trend-setter. Elly invites the filthy rich Fenwicks over, thinking they're destitute.
S2.E5 ∙ The Clampett Look
Cynthia Fenwick makes her filthy rich mother dress in the "Clampett Look" when they visit the Clampetts, since she thinks Elly is a fashion maven. That only reinforces the Clampett's belief that the Fenwicks are poor.
S2.E6 ∙ Jethro's First Love
Jethro decides that he wants to go a-courtin', so after Uncle Jed gives him a little education, he finds himself a woman--who happens to be a stripper. As usual, neither she or the Clampetts actually understand what the other is really saying.
S2.E7 ∙ Chickadee Returns
Jethro thinks he's in love with Chickadee Laverne, a stripper he met at the bank. She and the Clampetts have met and have different ideas about what an "engagement" is, while Miss Hathaway tries to avert this disaster.
S2.E8 ∙ The Clampetts Are Overdrawn
The Clampetts receive an overdraft from the bank intended for the deadbeat actor J.D. 'Jake' Clampett, while he gets their statement and starts to spend their money.
S2.E9 ∙ The Clampetts Go Hollywood
When Jake Clampett tells Jed he's his cousin, he's welcomed into the home and soon has everyone but Jed thinking about and dressing for a role in their next movie.
S2.E10 ∙ Turkey Day
Elly bonds with the Thanksgiving turkey so the family can't bring themselves to kill it; Mrs Drysdale hires some Indians to take a Thanksgiving picture, which puts Granny on the warpath.
S2.E11 ∙ The Garden Party
Mrs. Drysdale has a garden party and 'invites' the Clampetts by mistake. They end up back by their 'cement pond' to handle the 'overflow' from Mrs. Drysdale's party. A gun shot by Granny starts the real party.
S2.E12 ∙ Elly Needs a Maw
Mr. Drysdale needs investors for his real estate development project, so he enlists the Widow Fenwick, and aims to cement the deal by hitching her to Jed Clampett, who is looking to find a mother for his daughter, Elly May.
S2.E13 ∙ The Clampetts Get Culture
The Clampetts decide to get a taste of culture to fit in the high-class society of Beverly Hills.
S2.E14 ∙ Christmas at the Clampetts
Mr. Drysdale's idea for Christmas presents are ones only fit for coastal California, like diving suits and a boat, and a television set, which Granny thinks is some kind of fancy washing machine.
S2.E16 ∙ The Giant Jackrabbit
Granny encounters a kangaroo, and thinks she's found a giant jackrabbit, but no one will believe her.
S2.E17 ∙ The Girl from Home
A father and daughter from back home come to Beverly Hills to meet Jed.
S2.E18 ∙ Lafe Lingers On
Lafe Crick comes back in another scheme to get rich off the Clampetts' wealth.
S2.E19 ∙ The Race for Queen
Elly May competes in a contest to determine "The Queen of Beverly Hills."
S2.E20 ∙ Lafe Returns
Jed and Mr. Drysdale try matching Ellie with the bank's new CPA Fred Penrod (or Rod Fredpen) while Lafe continues to try to find where "Jed has his money buried".
S2.E21 ∙ Son of Lafe Returns
Lafe Crick tries some match making with his son Dub and Ellie. Jed has his reservations.
S2.E22 ∙ The Clampetts Go Fishing
Mr. Drysdale tries to get the Clampetts interested in deep sea fishing by sending them to Marineland. Thinking that it's a fishing hole, Granny wants to "catch the whale".
S2.E23 ∙ The Critter Doctor
Dr Martin of the zoo keeps giving Ellie more critters than Granny can stand. While Jim Gardner (or Jim Garrrrr!) comes to sell "bug vittles" but ends up falling for Ellie.
S2.E24 ∙ A Bride for Jed
Mr. Drysdale and Miss Jane help country musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs try to find a city woman for Jed the same way they found theirs, by holding auditions for backup singers.
S2.E25 ∙ Granny Versus the Weather Bureau
The Weather Bureau says their satellite predicts fair and clear. Granny's beetle says rain. The Weather Bureau meets the beetle.
S2.E26 ∙ Another Neighbor
It's tonic time in Beverly Hills. Granny's made a batch of tonic and sends a sample to their new neighbor, the Countess Maria. She loves it and throws a party to celebrate.
S2.E27 ∙ The Bank Raising
Mr. Drysdale is having a ground-breaking ceremony for a new bank building and the Clampetts think they need to pitch in to help build it. Meanwhile Mr. Drysdale's associates try to get stock market tips off of Jed.
S2.E28 ∙ The Great Crawdad Hunt
The Clampetts get a big food package from home and Mr. Drysdale's two associates, Mr. Lucus and Mr. Pendleton, think that the crawdads have something to do with the development of military reconnaissance technology.
S2.E29 ∙ The Dress Shop
Mr. Drysdale has Jed buy a Beverly Hills dress store as an investment and the Clampetts show up to help "the poor widow and her starving girls".
S2.E30 ∙ The House of Granny
The Clampetts try to turn their newly acquired Beverly Hills dress boutique, The House of Renee, into a country store, The House of Granny.
S2.E31 ∙ The Continental Touch
Jed sends Elly to the Beverly Hills dress boutique he used to own (now the House of Maurice) to learn how to be a lady, where Mrs. Drysdale mistakes her for royalty.
S2.E32 ∙ Jed, Incorporated
Mr. Drysdale wants Jed to incorporate for the tax advantages. So the Clampetts take over the top floor of the Commerce Bank and start doing what they can to stimulate the economy by getting more money into the hands of more people.
S2.E33 ∙ Granny Learns to Drive
Granny's driving and Ellie's cooking makes a policeman and a cab driver think that the Clampett Mansion is a mental institution.
S2.E34 ∙ Cabin in Beverly Hills
Mr. Drysdale has a replica made of Jed's old cabin and sets it up in the Clampett's backyard to surprise a homesick Granny on her birthday. A coed with a sociology major thinks that they live there as the Drysdale's oppressed servants.
S2.E35 ∙ Jed Foils a Home Wrecker
Mrs. Drysdale hires a demolition man to remove the Clampett's cabin. Mr. Drysdale decides to occupy the cabin so it can't be removed. The Clampetts think a "home wrecker" is breaking up the Drysdale's marriage.
S2.E36 ∙ Jethro's Graduation
Jethro's running late for his graduation ceremony despite his new watch. Mrs. Potts of Jethro's school is afraid that his attendance will jeopardize her chances for a new endowment. Skipper saves the day.
S3.E1 ∙ Jed Becomes a Movie Mogul
Mr. Drysdale buys Mammoth Pictures, a movie studio. Jed, Granny, Elly and Jethro try to "help" the studio, which is losing money, by working at the studio.
S3.E2 ∙ Clampett City
Mr. Drysdale tells the Clampetts that he is building a city on the location where Jed's movie studio is located. The Clampetts mistake a western prop town for the city.
S3.E3 ∙ Clampett City General Store
The Clampetts decide to run the store on the empty studio Western set but can't understand why they don't have any customers.
S3.E4 ∙ Hedda Hopper's Hollywood
The Clampetts are still at the studio hoping their "city" prospers. Mr. Drysdale is still trying to tear the studio down for his building project. A famous Hollywood columnist enlists Jed's help to save the studio.
S3.E5 ∙ Doctor Jed Clampett
Jed gets an honorary doctorate when he donates money to the college that Mr. Drysdale attended. Now the family thinks he can practice medicine, which doesn't sit well with Granny.
S3.E6 ∙ Jed the Heartbreaker
Mrs. Drysdale thinks she can get the hillbillies to move out by throwing herself at Jed. Meanwhile Granny is itching to fight her because she fell into the cement pond when Jed had to stop a fight between them earlier.
S3.E7 ∙ Back to Marineland
Jethro decides to enlist in one of the armed forces but he isn't sure which one. The Clampetts go to Marineland thinking that's where he would go to join the Marines.
S3.E8 ∙ Teenage Idol
An old friend from back in the hills is now an Elvis-like singing idol. The Clampetts misunderstand the situation and decide to help Johnny "get on his feet".
S3.E9 ∙ The Widow Poke Arrives
Johnny Poke's mother arrives from the Ozarks and Granny's matchmaking begins. Jed and Emma Poke come up with a plan to discourage her.
S3.E10 ∙ The Ballet
Mrs. Drysdale needs Jed to donate $190,000 to save the Beverly Hills Ballet, but he has his hands full trying to keep Granny from heading back to the hills, pushing all her stuff in a wheelbarrow.
S3.E11 ∙ The Boarder
Mr. Drysdale talks the butler into staying on, posing as a boarder, so that he can teach the Clampetts how to be more civilized.
S3.E12 ∙ The Boarder Stays
The Clampetts still don't realize that Mr. Pinckney is their butler instead of their boarder. When he tries to leave them, Granny thinks he is trying to skip out on paying his rent.
S3.E13 ∙ Start the New Year Right
Hospitalized for nerves from dealing with the hillbillies, Mrs. Drysdale threatens to stay there until Mr. Drysdale gets rid of them, and she even sends for a specialist. Unfortunately, the Clampett clan is on their way to visit her.
S3.E14 ∙ Clampett General Hospital
Mrs. Drysdale wakes up to find she is no longer in the hospital. The Clampetts, unhappy with what they feel as the hospital's poor level of care, break her out and set her up in their mansion.
S3.E15 ∙ The Movie Starlet
A young actress becomes interested in Jethro when she finds out Jed owns a movie studio.
S3.E16 ∙ Elly in the Movies
Elly May goes to Jed's studio to be in a movie and meet a potential husband.
S3.E17 ∙ Dash Riprock, You Cad
Elly May loses another suitor to Miss Jane in another case of mistaken identity.
S3.E18 ∙ Clampett A-Go-Go
After the Clampetts accidentally run into a beatnik he's moves into the Clampett mansion, but neither he nor they know what to make of each other.
S3.E19 ∙ Granny's Romance
As a favor to Jed, Mr. Drysdale arranges for a playboy bank director (who normally only dates women half his age) to come court Granny, while Jed goes out with a beautiful woman who dates rich older men.
S3.E20 ∙ Jed's Temptation
Granny wants Jed to find a wife and asks for Mr. Drysdale's help. He introduces Jed to Phyllis but learns too late that she is a gold digger, and becomes alarmed when they head to the track. But it's Granny they need to worry about.
S3.E21 ∙ Double Naught Jethro
Jethro decides to become a "double naught" spy and converts the family's truck into his idea of a Bondmobile. But he becomes the unwitting pawn in another banker's scheme. They also help Jethro after he bumps his head.
S3.E22 ∙ Clampett's Millions
Mr. Drysdale's biggest rival John Cushing succeeds in getting the Clampetts to transfer all of their money to his bank.
S3.E23 ∙ Drysdale's Dog Days
Mrs. Drydale's poodle Claude is to enter a dog show but gets sick right before. Granny offers to doctor the dog but Ellie Mae is concerned he doesn't know any tricks so she decides to help out with one of her own pets.
S3.E24 ∙ Brewster's Honeymoon
John Brewster, the oilman from Tulsa, is bringing his new bride to California for their honeymoon. Somehow the Clampetts get the idea that their backyard rustic cabin is the ideal place for the Brewsters to stay.
S3.E25 ∙ Flatt, Clampett, and Scruggs
To cure Granny of her homesick blues Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs come to visit.
S3.E26 ∙ Jed and the Countess
With the arrival of spring the Countess returns for Granny's new batch of spring tonic. Granny thinks she's looking for a new husband and that Jed is her perfect match.
S3.E27 ∙ Big Daddy, Jed
Mr. Drysdale owns a building that houses a beatnik's club. He hopes to get rid of them when they can't pay their rent but they find a new a sponsor: Jed Clampett.
S3.E28 ∙ Cool School Is Out
Jed soon regrets helping out the beatniks with their money problems when Jethro, Elly May (and even Granny!) decide to join them.
S3.E29 ∙ The Big Bank Battle
Mr. Drysdale is appalled to learn that Jed is going door-to-door peddling his services as a handyman. But then he's apoplectic when he discovers that Jed has been hired by a rival bank.
S3.E30 ∙ The Clampetts vs. Automation
A longtime employee of the Commerce Bank is being forcibly retired to make way for a new computer system. A chance meeting with the Clampetts gives him an idea about dealing with Mr. Drysdale.
S3.E31 ∙ Luke's Boy
Beauregard Short arrives in Beverly Hills from back home. Everyone assumes he's looking for a wife and Jethro decides to show him how to be like him, an international playboy.
S3.E32 ∙ The Brewsters Return
Mr. Brewster, the oil man who made Jed a multi-millionaire, arrives in Beverly Hills with his wife planning to build their dream house. Jed and Granny think they have the perfect house in mind for their dream home.
S3.E33 ∙ Jed, the Bachelor
Granny is determined to go back home even if she has to walk back all by herself. When she reaches Las Vegas she has second thoughts. Jethro gets arrested by an undercover cop.
S3.E34 ∙ The Art Center
Mrs. Drysdale thinks she has a new way of getting rid of the Clampetts: talk Jed into donating their mansion to the city for an art museum. They agree, on the assumption that they are supposed to provide the artworks and not move out.
S4.E1 ∙ Admiral Jed Clampett
Mr. Drysdale tries to get Jed to buy a yacht and join the yacht club. As usual, a misunderstanding takes place, and the Navy gets involved.
S4.E2 ∙ That Old Black Magic
Granny confuses Mrs. Drysdale's forays into astrology with the practice of black magic. An intended gift for Elly May from Mr. Drysdale only adds to the confusion.
S4.E3 ∙ The Sheik
Jed meets another oil millionaire - a sheik from an Arab kingdom - who presents him with an unusual gift: his very own harem.
S4.E4 ∙ The Private Eye
Jethro is anxious to become a new "Double Naught" spy and Mr. Drysdale gives him his own office. A bank robber hopes to con an unwitting Jethro into helping him get into the bank vault.
S4.E5 ∙ Possum Day
When the Clampetts decide they want to go home for Possum Day, Mr. Drysdale attempts putting together a Possum Day in Beverly Hills.
S4.E6 ∙ The Possum Parade
Jethro think the Drysdale's young attractive maid is interested in him. He commences to courting her but she is actually interested in watching the football game on the Clampett's color TV.
S4.E7 ∙ The Clampetts Play the Rams
Jethro thinks the Drysdales' attractive young maid is interested in him and commences courting her, but she just wants to watch the football game on the Clampetts' color TV.
S4.E8 ∙ The Courtship of Elly
Granny's concocts a love potion for Elly Mae at the same time Mr. Drysdale hires an escort for Elly. Dean arrives at the mansion with the Clampetts believing he's Miss Jane's boyfriend so Granny tries a reverse spell.
S4.E9 ∙ A Real Nice Neighbor
The Clampetts (thereafter Mr. Drysdale) mistake the new neighbor's maidservant for the actual owner. Granny tries her best to set Jed up with her.
S4.E10 ∙ The Poor Farmer
Mr. Lucas Sebastian, a billionaire entrepreneur, wants Jed to invest in his new venture, undersea farming.
S4.E11 ∙ Hoe Down A-Go-Go
Jed and Granny are concerned the young'uns aren't meeting anyone so decide to throw a wing ding. Miss Jane provides the music but the older Clampetts are confused by the band names. A mix between a square dance and rockfest ensues.
S4.E12 ∙ Mrs. Drysdale's Father
Mr. Farquar, Mrs. Drysdale's father comes for a visit. When he's alone with Drysdale, he reveals he's broke. It seems on his way over, he passed through Las Vegas and lost his whole fortune and is asking Drysdale for a handout, which he refuses. He later learns of the Clampetts, he goes there hoping to get some of their money so he can go back to Las Vegas.
S4.E13 ∙ Mr. Farquhar Stays On
Daddy Farquhar continues to visit the Clampetts's mansion to his daughter Margaret's displeasure. He has plans for Granny and her money in Las Vegas but she's expecting a marriage proposal.
S4.E14 ∙ Military School
Jethro wants to be a general and Mr. Drysdale decides the safest idea is to get him into a boys military academy. With Jethro twice the size of the other boys, the commander has his doubts while a mock battle confuses Granny and Jed.
S4.E15 ∙ The Common Cold
When Mr. Drysdale is unhappy with Dr. Clyburn's treatment of his cold the Clampetts hear about it. Granny decides it's time to set up practice and enlists the rest of her family to help. She also claims a cure for the common cold.
S4.E16 ∙ The Richest Woman
The world's richest woman wants to buy the Clampett mansion and will stop at nothing to get it. Will Jed finally sell?
S4.E17 ∙ The Trotting Horse
Granny wants to learn to drive the truck but can't get used to modern day contraptions. A horse is more of what she wants and Mr. Drysdale gets her one, a professional race horse.
S4.E18 ∙ The Buggy
When Granny hears the Drysdales are at a horse show, she declares she wants good trotter so she can ride it to the market. When Mr. Drysdale buys a racer along with a buggy, Granny decides she wants to be the driver at the track.
S4.E19 ∙ The Cat Burglar
After it becomes known that a cat burglar is in Beverly Hills, the Clampetts take precautions to protect their home. Not surprisingly, they don't really understand what a cat burglar is.
S4.E20 ∙ The Big Chicken
Granny encounters an ostrich at the Drysdales and believe it's a giant chicken. She decides it got into her "medicinal tonic" and that's why it's so big. She tries to apply the idea to her vegetables.
S4.E21 ∙ Sonny Drysdale Returns
The Clampetts believe resuming his courtship of Elly is why Sonny Drysdale returns. His stepfather arranges a job as a beauty product salesman and his sixth stop at the Clampetts is where his merchandise is mistaken as courting gifts.
S4.E22 ∙ Brewster's Baby
Granny, along with Elly, is heading back to the hills to do some doctoring. Mr. Drysdale is frantic to stop her so he reveals that the Brewsters are having a baby. Jethro brings home some girls from the Kit Kat Club so he won't be lonely.
S4.E23 ∙ The Great Jethro
A shady magician sells his wares to the gullible Jethro.
S4.E24 ∙ The Old Folks Home
Jed thinks Granny needs help in cleaning the mansion, but she believes it's because he wants to put her in a retirement home, so Granny is ready to head to the hills with her money, which Mr. Drysdale is desperate to avoid.
S4.E25 ∙ Flatt and Scruggs Return
Musicians Flatt and Scruggs, old friends of the Clampetts, visit with their glamorous wives. Banjo music is performed, Gladys sings a song and Granny teaches her to cook. Jethro adapts the truck to avoid traffic.
S4.E26 ∙ The Folk Singers
Jethro is bent on becoming an astronaut but gets sidetracked into teaming up with Miss Jane to become a folk singer. Along the way Jethro invents a new musical device he dubs the Bodine o' phone.
S4.E27 ∙ The Beautiful Maid
Drysdale, at first irate that beautiful actress Bergstrom is kept on an expensive stipend without making a film, is smitten at first sight and so places the actress in the Clampett home to learn backwoods accents and ways for a movie.
S4.E28 ∙ Jethro's Pad
Jethro becomes a Hugh Hefner wannabe when he discovers some Playpen magazines in Mr. Drysdale's garage.
S4.E29 ∙ The Bird-Watchers
Granny remains eager to get Elly to the altar and decides Professor Biddle, Miss Jane's friend, will do. Mr. Drysdale blackmails Dash into asking the Clampett lass for a date. The meek birdwatcher and the handsome actor are soon at odds.
S4.E30 ∙ Jethro Gets Engaged
Jethro is in love again and decides to get a job as an actor. Taking the name Beef Jerky, he finds himself Dash's stunt double and has a rough time at the studio. Jethro's "girl" Debbie only wants a screen test and plays up to Jed.
S4.E31 ∙ Granny Tonics a Bird-Watcher
Granny brews a batch of her tonic hoping it helps Elly get a husband. Jane with Mr. Biddle are trying to hatch a condor egg but a sip of the potion changes the birdwatcher's focus and the Clampetts need to get him out of a tree.
S4.E32 ∙ Jethro Goes to College
Jed thinks Jethro needs to go back to school to get his mind off girls; but, instead of college, Jethro enrolls in a secretarial school that takes his money and graduates him early. At his new bank job, he hires all his classmates.
S5.E1 ∙ The Party Line
Granny receives a box from Cousin Pearl in the hills. One of the items in the box is an old fashioned crank telephone. Granny asks Jethro to hook it up to a party line on the pole so she can listen in on the party line.
S5.E2 ∙ The Soup Contest
Granny despairs of Elly Mae ever finding a husband and decides to promote her non-existent cooking skills. She is entered into a TV show cook-off, but nothing she fixes is edible.
S5.E3 ∙ Jethro Takes Love Lessons
Jethro is in love with Susie, the carhop waitress at the local drive-in, but Susie keeps rejecting his advances. Jed advises a dejected Jethro to take dating advice from Dash Riprock, the movie star/playboy neighbor to the Clampetts. Dash advises Jethro to buy a convertible, invite Susie to go on a double date with Elly Mae and him, and even lets Jethro use his bachelor pad. Despite Dash's efforts, Jethro still can't get past his hillbilly ways to Susie's heart.
S5.E4 ∙ The Badger Game
A con artist pretends to be someone from back home and stays with the Clampetts. She plans to get photos of Jed in a compromising position in order to blackmail him.
S5.E5 ∙ The Badgers Return
Jethro decides to sophisticate Emaline but she has bigger plans for blackmailing Mr. Drysdale with her cuckoo clock camera. The colonel continues to woo Granny. The two swindlers though haven't met someone as sharp as Jed.
S5.E6 ∙ The Gorilla
Jethro is chopping wood while a chimpanzee named May Bell watches. He wishes that he could teach May Bell to chop wood. When Elly May comes by, she and Jethro talk and decide that they want a gorilla.
S5.E7 ∙ Come Back, Little Herbie
The Clampetts miss Herbie and ask Mr. Drysdale to get the tame gorilla back. The banker promises to help but actually hinders the effort.
S5.E8 ∙ Jed in Politics
Granny's soap making sends noxious smoke into the air, which gets the attention of smog commissioner Tinsley. He shuts down the operation and Jed decides to run against him when he misunderstands Mr. Drysdale's advice.
S5.E9 ∙ Clampett Cha Cha Cha
Granny wins free lessons from a supposedly acclaimed dance school.
S5.E10 ∙ Jed Joins the Board
Jed takes a job on the board of directors of O.K. Oil Company.
S5.E11 ∙ Granny Lives It Up
Cushing makes another attempt to get the Clampetts to move their money to his bank by romancing Granny. When Drysdale learns of this, he decides to bring his father-in-law Lowell Farquhar, who had once dated Granny, to draw Granny away from Cushing.
S5.E12 ∙ The Gloria Swanson Story
Gloria Swanson and Drysdale are doing some business which involves her selling her house and some of her possessions and donating the proceeds to charity and then she is moving East. When the Clampetts read about her moving away, Jethro who heard the story that she's auctioning off her things, thinks that she's broke and that she's being forced to sell her possessions. Granny being a big fan is heart broken. They go to see her and try to lift up her spirits by saying they like her movies and that they're still being shown in their hometown. Jed decides to ask Chapman, who runs his movie studio, to make a silent movie with Swanson in it.
S5.E13 ∙ The Woodchucks
Jethro is so desperate to meet a woman that when Miss Hathaway's bird watching group arrives, he goes out of his way to try to impress one of the pretty birdwatchers.
S5.E14 ∙ Foggy Mountain Soap
Flatt and Scruggs are visiting to film a TV commercial for a detergent. Commodore Ratterman thinks the Clampett authenticity would help sell the soap. He doesn't count on their honesty or Jethro's incompetence as a director.
S5.E15 ∙ The Christmas Present
In order to buy Mrs. Drysdale a special Christmas present, the Clampetts take seasonal jobs in a department store.
S5.E16 ∙ The Flying Saucer
Granny discovers Martians next door at the Drysdale mansion.
S5.E17 ∙ The Mayor of Bug Tussle
Amos Wentworth Hogg, Mayor of Bug Tussle, travels to Beverly Hills to visit the Clampetts with hopes of raising money to cover an embezzlement debt. The Clampetts, however, believe he has eyes for Granny.
S5.E18 ∙ Granny Retires
Granny decides to take her share of the Clampett millions and move back home.
S5.E19 ∙ The Clampett Curse
Jed and Granny decide to donate the burden of their millions to some college students and move back home.
S5.E20 ∙ The Indians Are Coming
When Crowfoot Indians come to Beverly Hills to discuss a boundary dispute at the Clampett oil field, Granny prepares for war.
S5.E21 ∙ The Marriage Machine
Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.
S5.E22 ∙ Elly Comes Out
After reading the Society page Granny decides to best way to get Elly a husband is to throw her a coming out party, complete with possum burgers and gopher gravy. Mrs. Drysdale, hoping to forever humiliate them, is all too happy to help.
S5.E23 ∙ The Matador
Jethro learns about bullfighting and decides bring a matador would be a perfect job. El Magnifico is to teach him but then he meets Ellie Mae and wants to marry the Clampett heiress. Her concern is for the bulls.
S5.E24 ∙ The Gypsy's Warning
The Clampetts come across Narda and Yerko, two gypsies, who decide to run a scam on the unsuspecting clan. Involving both a marriage prophecy and and a curse, the crooks see the families 's naivety to their advantage.
S5.E25 ∙ His Royal Highness
The Clampetts are visited by a real king, Alexander so Granny and Mrs. Drysdale start matchmaking. The broke royal needs a wealthy bride and courts Ellie. Drysdale niece Doreen is tricked by a costumed Jethro and ends up unimpressed.
S5.E26 ∙ Super Hawg
The Drysdales have temporary custody of a baby hippo and when Granny spots it she thinks it's a giant hog. She makes plans for turning into future meals while Ellie sees it as another pet.
S5.E27 ∙ The Doctors
Granny continues her doctoring and is especially pleased with her new batch of tonic. Dr. Clyburn is determined to get her to stop so invites her to his office to show her how modern medicine works. Granny has other ideas.
S5.E28 ∙ Delovely and Scruggs
Country music legends Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs visit the Clampetts while Lester's "citified" wife, Gladys, heads to Mammoth Studios for a screen test directed by Jethro (at Lester's request).
S5.E29 ∙ The Little Monster
The Clampetts agree to watch their banker's nephew Milby but they don't know he's spoiled rotten. His behavior tests the patience of all, especially Granny who has a few ideas on teaching him manners.
S5.E30 ∙ The Dahlia Feud
Mrs. Drysdale's dahlias spark a feud with the Clampett's when Margaret Drysdale accuses Granny of theft.
S6.E1 ∙ Jed Inherits a Castle
Jed Clampett has inherited a castle in the English countryside. Jethro insists that everyone, except Granny, wear the royal raiment's of Elizabeth (the First, of course).
S6.E2 ∙ The Clampetts in London
The Clampetts head to England to visit the castle Jed inherited. Misunderstandings abound, from Jethro mistaking San Francisco for London, to the impounding of Granny's medical supplies, to the real intentions of the elderly chemist.
S6.E3 ∙ Clampett Castle
The Clampetts finally make it to their new castle and try to adjust to the English way of castle life, at the least the way Jethro thinks it is, based on his understanding of English myths and legends.
S6.E4 ∙ Robin Hood of Griffith Park
Granny wants to leave England until she thinks the feudal system means feuding with the neighboring castle. Once back in America Jethro decides to continue his Robin Hood ways in a local version of Sherwood Forest.
S6.E5 ∙ Robin Hood and the Sheriff
Jethro continues his life as Robin Hood in Griffin Park. He's attracted a large group of hippies who still don't realize Jethro has no idea what he's doing.
S6.E6 ∙ Greetings from the President
When Jethro gets his draft notice Jed decides he should pay what it costs the Army to train inductees. When Mr. Drysdale hears this he starts figuring how he can get Jethro out on a Section 8.
S6.E7 ∙ The Army Game
Jethro reports to the induction center after getting his draft notice. The Army isn't quite sure what to make of Jethro.
S6.E8 ∙ Mr. Universe Muscles In
Elly May has a new beau and he's Mr. Universe Dave Draper but the Clampetts are concerned about his muscles. Doctor Granny is convince he is afflicted with barbell bloat and aims to cure him.
S6.E9 ∙ A Plot for Granny
Since Granny can't plant crops in their yard, Jed thinks the solution is to buy her a plot a land somewhere else. He figures a place called Happy Valley is the best spot to buy land, not realizing it's a cemetery.
S6.E10 ∙ The Social Climbers
Granny's old friend the widow Adaline Ashley comes to Beverly Hills, and Granny sets to playing matchmaker for her and Jed. Mrs. Drysdale and her snooty friends are misled to believe Adaline is a socialite jet setter.
S6.E11 ∙ Jethro's Military Career
Jethro thinks he wants to be a naval frogman but Granny is concerned her tonic has transformed him. Mr. Drysdale, concerned about finances, has Miss Jane distract Jethro with comics causing him to want to fly to the moon.
S6.E12 ∙ The Reserve Program
Jethro heads down to the Reserves HQ while wearing an ancestor's Confederate Army uniform. The Sergeant thinks he's an actor there to participate in a Civil War reenactment. Jethro runs home to tell Granny the Civil War is still on.
S6.E13 ∙ The South Rises Again
Granny confuses a movie with a restart of the Civil War, convincing Ellie and Jethro to join the Confederates. Granny wounds the actor playing Grant with Ellie's cookies, taking him to cure him with her "rheumatism" medicine.
S6.E14 ∙ Jethro in the Reserves
Col. Blake asks the actor playing Gen. Grant to play along with Granny so that the Civil War movie can continue. Meanwhile, Jethro uses his 6th grade education to take the written test to enter the Reserves.
S6.E15 ∙ Cimarron Drip
Jethro believes his moment for Hollywood stardom has arrived. Casting for Bachelor Sheriff Knows Best is occurring and Jethro mistakenly thinks he has been chosen.
S6.E16 ∙ Corn Pone Picassos
Granny competes against Mrs. Drysdale as artists and tells Jed about her uncle the barn painter. Jed and Jethro go to an upscale gallery to buy a painting but are mistaken for gardeners. Bessie the chimp dabbles with a paintbrush.
S6.E17 ∙ The Clampetts Play Cupid
After Ellie seems to be no longer interested in Dash Riprock Granny decides it's time to do a little matchmaking. She thinks the handsome actor would be perfect for Miss Jane.
S6.E18 ∙ The Housekeeper
Mr. Drysdale talks the Clampetts into hiring a housekeeper. Unfortunately, the housekeeper that is hired is uninterested in doing housework.
S6.E19 ∙ The Diner
Jethro decides to turn his favorite thing eating into a job by getting the family involved in buying a diner. The family's choice of offerings lead to a lack of customers so Mr. Drysdale tries to fix things.
S6.E20 ∙ Topless Anyone?
Jethro, worried that his diner the Hungry Gizzard has no customers, has a wonderful idea. He busts in on Mr. Drysdale trying to impress the wealthy Vanderponts, announcing the restaurant is going topless. Confusion ensues.
S6.E21 ∙ The Great Snow
Granny wants to leave sunny California because she misses the winter season sending Mr. Drysdale into a panic. The banker enlists Miss Jane in an elaborate scheme to convince the Clampetts that a blizzard has occurred.
S6.E22 ∙ The Rass'lin Clampetts
After Mrs. Drysdale complains to Granny they have a physical brawl. It leads to Jethro explaining to Jed and Granny about TV wrestling. While watching Granny thinks its real so she decides to rescue Rebecca, one of the performers.
S6.E23 ∙ The Great Tag-Team Match
The last televised wrestling match was such a success that the promoter wants a rematch. Granny isn't interested until Rebecca's "parents" visit.
S6.E24 ∙ Jethro Proposes
Granny is worried about Miss Jane's spinsterhood and convinces Jethro to ask her to marry him. Granny assures him that she will decline the proposal, but Hathaway accepts, leading to panic in the Clampett household.
S6.E25 ∙ The Clampetts Fiddle Around
Jethro is on to his next big idea and wants to play the violin. Jed asks Miss Jane to find a teacher and she hires Stromboli, a famed classical virtuoso. But the Clampetts want fiddle music so they find someone else.
S6.E26 ∙ The Soap Opera
Granny confuses a soap opera with real life and decides her doctoring can save Dr. Rex Goodbody from a terminal illness.
S6.E27 ∙ Dog Days
Granny is on the warpath concerning the chaos caused by Ellie's critters and declares either they go or she does. Mr. Drysdale is equally irritated by the expense of his wife's poodle. Jed tries to find a solution.
S6.E28 ∙ The Crystal Gazers
Granny and Jethro believe they have psychic abilities, but Granny's predictions stop coming true. With her reputation on the line, she picks a stock for Mr. Drysdale that could cost him a small fortune.
S6.E29 ∙ From Rags to Riches
Mr. Drysdale wants to film a Super Banker commercial with the old Clampett cabin before they became wealthy. The shack's return has his wife unhappy and an accident has Granny preparing a head transplant for Mr. Drysdale.
S6.E30 ∙ Cousin Roy
Cousin Roy from back home comes to visit and to open up a distribution point for Mother Myrtle's Tonic. Granny isn't very keen on any competition against her own tonic.
S7.E1 ∙ A Bundle for Britain
The Clampetts are concerned Mr. Drysdale is worrying too much about their money. When Jethro misunderstands and believes Britain's queen is broke, the family heads to their English castle to help her out.
S7.E2 ∙ Something for the Queen
Heading to England Jethro smuggles Ellie's turkey buzzard on the plane upsetting Mr. Drysdale and a fellow passenger. After landing they try to meet with the Queen to give her their 80 million dollars. Their butler Faversham tries to clear things up.
S7.E3 ∙ War of the Roses
The Clampetts fly to London to give the Queen the deed to Canada they purchased. Waiting for an appointment with the Queen they stay at Clampett castle, where Granny is thinks they are at war with a neighboring castle.
S7.E4 ∙ Coming Through the Rye
While in England, Jethro falls for a young lady, but the Clampetts thinks a man wearing the kilt is the girl that Jethro has fallen for.
S7.E5 ∙ The Ghost of Clampett Castle
In an attempt to get the Clampetts to move back to California, Mr. Drysdale tells Granny about the spirit of Lady Clementine. Her husband was murdered in the Clampett castle. Lady Clementine's ghost is going to return to seek revenge on the person who killed her husband; her little old grandmother.
S7.E6 ∙ Granny Goes to Hooterville
After the Clampetts return from London, Granny gets a letter from Hooterville asking her to help with Betty Jo Elliot's baby.
S7.E7 ∙ The Italian Cook
While Granny is away in Hooterville, Mr. Drysdale hires a gorgeous Italian cook who speaks no English.
S7.E8 ∙ The Great Cook-Off
Granny and the Italian chef compete to see who will cook for the family.
S7.E9 ∙ Bonnie, Flatt, and Scruggs
Jethro and Elly dress up in Bonnie and Clyde costumes and end up scaring Mr. Drysdale; to get back at them, Mr. Drysdale dresses up as a bank robber but gets caught.
S7.E11 ∙ The Courtship of Homer Noodleman
Mr. Drysdale casts Dash Riprock as Homer Noodleman, a potential new lover for Elly May.
S7.E12 ∙ The Hot Rod Truck
Jethro wants a new identity with replacement of their old truck with a modern hot rod. Granny wants to stay with the old truck. To prove how good the old truck is Granny races Jethro in his hot rod.
S7.E13 ∙ The Week Before Christmas
The Clampetts prepare to go to Hooterville for Christmas.
S7.E14 ∙ Christmas in Hooterville
The Clampetts return to Hooterville to celebrate Christmas. Mr. Drysdale, convinced that Mr. Clampett intends to move all of his money to Mr. Drucker's bank, drives to Hooterville to stop him.
S7.E15 ∙ Drysdale and Friend
Mr. Drysdale follows the Clampetts and Miss Jane to Hooterville where they are spending Christmas. He takes Ellie's bear Fairchild with him and gets himself thrown in jail in a little town. Sam Drucker shows up to help.
S7.E16 ∙ Problem Bear
Mr. Drysdale is sick and Dr. Granny springs into action with a chimp as a nurse. But Ellie's bear Fairchild has taken a liking to granny's "flu" remedy. During this, Mrs. Drysdale tries to impress society matron Mrs. Van Ransohoff.
S7.E17 ∙ Jethro the Flesh Peddler
Jethro's new plan is to become a big-time talent agent, and his first action is hiring beautiful Babs and Bunny. Cousin Roy, told he has musical gifts, arrives but Jethro refuses to accept him as a client which upsets the other Clampetts.
S7.E18 ∙ Cousin Roy in Movieland
Jethro agrees to take on cousin Roy as a client but then he changes everything that made the banjo player likeable. Granny, Jed, and Ellie are dismayed but a hit record happens in spite of Jethro.
S7.E19 ∙ Jed Clampett Enterprises
Jethro is evicted because his 50-cent allowance won't cover the rent. The other Clampetts take over the space: Granny will cut hair or pull teeth, Jed will sharpen tools and whittle things, and Elly is the pretty receptionist.
S7.E20 ∙ The Phantom Fifth Floor
With the Clampetts established "in business" in Jethro's vacated office space, a building inspector visits to find out about their business operations on the 5th floor.
S7.E21 ∙ The Hired Gun
Mr. Drysdale hires a "troubleshooter" for the bank. His main mission is to get the Clampetts to close their business operating out of the 5th floor.
S7.E22 ∙ The Happy Bank
Granny provides Homer Cratchit with a baldness cure which makes the other employees curious about what's going on on the 5th floor. One secretary sets her sights on marrying Jed.
S7.E23 ∙ Sam Drucker's Visit
Sam Drucker comes to Beverly Hills to visit and Granny assumes he's interested in courting her.
S7.E24 ∙ The Guru
Jethro meets Mrs. Drysdale's guru and decides he wants to be one also. Granny thinks it's all nonsense but when she tries to put a stop to it the followers find her common sense inspiring and make her the head guru.
S7.E25 ∙ The Jogging Clampetts
The Drysdales now jog, so the banker can get the account of Jason Detweiler, head of a running club. The Clampetts don't understand the concept, leading to misunderstandings, then Elly and Jethro become enthusiastic.
S7.E26 ∙ Collard Greens An' Fatback
Famous singer Pat Boone is in the neighborhood and smells Granny's cooking. He wanders into their backyard and the Clampetts befriend him, thinking he's a hill country man down on his luck.
S8.E1 ∙ Back to the Hills
Granny is worried that Elly Mae is an old maid at 20 while Jed is concerned about Jethro joining college protesters. They both miss the hills, so they decide to head back to the Ozarks, which upsets Mr. Drysdale.
S8.E2 ∙ The Hills of Home
After settling in at Silver Dollar City Jed, Granny, and Ellie greet old friends. Granny meets up with her old rival Elverna Bradshaw and restarts her feud. Jethro continues his college protests back in California.
S8.E3 ∙ Silver Dollar City Fair
The Clampets travel back to the hills to attend the Silver Dollar Fair. Granny and Elverna Bradshaw compete to find mates for their kin.
S8.E4 ∙ Jane Finds Elly a Man
Miss Jane lends a hand in Granny's race to get Elly May married-off before Elverna Bradshaw's daughter, and finds an unwed winner wandering in the woods.
S8.E5 ∙ Wedding Plans
The family begins to make plans for Elly May's upcoming wedding to Matthew, but Mr. Drysdale finds himself preoccupied during the entire matter by the prospects that the wedding will lead him to lose his biggest account.
S8.E6 ∙ Jed Buys Central Park
After Elly's wedding plans fall through because Matthew is unavailable, the Clampetts leave Silver Dollar City. They head to New York City where they encounter their old "friend", conman Shifty Shafer, who sells them Central Park.
S8.E7 ∙ The Clampetts in New York
Honest John continues to show the Clampetts around New York trying to "sell" them as many landmarks as possible. The police have given him a twenty four hour notice while Miss Jane and Mr. Drysdale try to get there to stop the con job.
S8.E8 ∙ Manhattan Hillbillies
The Clampetts settle on their new property of Central Park and Jed starts building a log cabin. Granny looks for possums but meets muggers instead giving them a lesson in manners. Mr. Drysdale pleads with them to return to California.
S8.E9 ∙ Home Again
The Clampetts return to their mansion and Mr. Drysdale claims the veterinarian Dr. Graham is perfect for Elly. But Granny, after breaking her glasses, mistakes a seal for the veterinarian, leading to a series of misunderstandings.
S8.E10 ∙ Shorty Kellems Moves West
Shorty Kellems comes to Beverly Hills for a visit. Mr. Drysdale misunderstands a conversation and mistakenly believes Shorty is wealthier than Jed, and begins to indulge him in every way possible to win his account.
S8.E11 ∙ Midnight Shorty
Mr. Drysdale continues his misguided campaign to win Shorty Kellems as a depositor, and Shorty gleefully binges on all the attractive inducements.
S8.E12 ∙ Shorty Go Home
Jethro is leading a wild life with Shorty. Granny is determined to get Shorty to return to the hills. Meanwhile, Mr. Drysdale would like Shorty to invest his money with the bank... enlisting the secretarial pool to persuade him!
S8.E13 ∙ The Hero
Mrs. Drysdale's favorite nephew, Lance "Jetstream" Bradford, who after ten years is still a 2nd Lieutenant in the Air Force, comes for a visit. Milburn reluctantly gives him a job.
S8.E14 ∙ Our Hero the Banker
Lance is desperate to land a new depositor for the bank and tells Milburn he's bringing in an Air Force General.
S8.E15 ∙ Buzz Bodine, Boy General
Jethro goes to Hooterville in a general's uniform.
S8.E16 ∙ The Clampett-Hewes Empire
The Clampetts are rumored to be merging their interests with a rich tycoon.
S8.E17 ∙ What Happened to Shorty?
Shorty Kellems delays his marriage to Elverna Bradshaw by having Mr. Drysdale throw him a wild bachelor party.
S8.E18 ∙ Marry Me, Shorty
Elverna continues dragging Shorty to a Las Vegas wedding, as Mr. Drysdale deals with consequences from Shorty's bachelor party.
S8.E19 ∙ Shorty Spits the Hook
Shorty thinks he's figured out a way to avoid marrying Elverna Bradshaw.
S8.E20 ∙ Three-Day Reprieve
Shorty Kellems spends the three day waiting period before marriage taking repeated "dips" in the bank's secretarial pool.
S8.E22 ∙ Annul That Marriage
The Clampetts run Shorty's city bride, Gloria, through the rigors of rural living, trying to convince her she should annul her marriage to Shorty.
S8.E23 ∙ Hotel for Women
When Granny induces Jed, Elly, and Jethro to move into the nostalgic old cabin, Shorty Kellems exploits the now-unoccupied mansion.
S8.E24 ∙ Simon Legree Drysdale
Shorty's been sent back to the hills, but the Clampetts still have all his girl boarders to deal with in the mansion; and Mr. Drysdale has serious trouble when Jean Bell's brothers get the mistaken idea that he has enslaved their sister.
S8.E25 ∙ Honest John Returns
Honest John shows up with another scheme to get the Clampett millions for himself. Convincing them he's invented machines to blow the smog away, Jed finds trying to get his money from Mr. Drysdale nearly impossible.
S8.E26 ∙ Honesty Is the Best Policy
Flo Shafer is intent on helping Shifty regain his scheming composure.
S9.E1 ∙ The Pollution Solution
The Clampetts are determined to help the nation solve the smog problem. When Jed offers to give his millions to President Nixon for the cause, Mr. Drysdale resorts to some outrageous schemes to keep the money in his bank.
S9.E2 ∙ The Clampetts in Washington
The Shafers meet the Clampetts in in Washington D.C. to "broker" more prime real estate.
S9.E3 ∙ Jed Buys the Capitol
After Honest John explains to Jed why they couldn't visit the White House, he sells them other Washington landmarks each conveniently only $1 million. Mr. Drysdale finds out and sends Miss Jane to bring the Clampetts home.
S9.E4 ∙ Mark Templeton Arrives
Rev. Matthew's lookalike brother Mark, a Naval officer, shows up to meet Elly May. The two head to the cement pond, but later when Granny sees Mark in his diving gear, she is convinced that the water turns him into a man-frog.
S9.E5 ∙ Don't Marry a Frogman
Elly continues dating Navy man Mark. Granny objects, convinced he is part frog. While Jed tries to keep Mark from eating his daughter's cooking, Granny works to find a cure for his amphibious ways.
S9.E6 ∙ Doctor, Cure My Frog
Granny is desperate to keep Mark from being a frog so he can eventually marry Elly. She heads to the bank, believing that if Miss Jane kisses the frog, it will become human again. Jane refers her to psychiatrist Dr. Klingner.
S9.E7 ∙ Do You, Elly, Take This Frog?
Granny goes to extreme measures to keep Elly from Mark, who she's convinced is turning the family into frogs. Mark tells Jed more about his naval duties, especially about harvesting food from the sea.
S9.E8 ∙ The Frog Family
Granny remains convinced that Mark is turning the rest of the Clampetts into frogs. She takes the amphibians to psychiatrist Dr. Klingner in the belief he is able to return them back into humans.
S9.E9 ∙ Farm in the Ocean
Mark shows Granny and the rest of the family a film about his navy job to help her understand his frogman activities. She remains unconvinced. Mr. Drysdale is alarmed that Jed wants to invest millions in underwater farms.
S9.E10 ∙ Shorty to the Rescue
Shorty returns and Granny convinces him to pretend to be Elly's boyfriend to drive Mark away. Mr. Drysdale tells Jed that the idea of him giving millions to the ocean project has made Miss Jane mentally unstable.
S9.E11 ∙ Welcome to the Family
Granny and Mr. Drysdale are desperate for different reasons. Granny hopes that if Mark tastes Elly's cooking, he will leave. Mr. Drysdale dresses as Napoleon Bonaparte to keep Jed from investing in Mark's ocean project.
S9.E12 ∙ The Great Revelation
Mark finally convinces Granny he's all human, then sets about resigning his Navy commission to pursue oceanography research. Mr. Drysdale creates a diversion to keep Jed from funding Mark's new ambitions.
S9.E13 ∙ The Grunion Invasion
When the Clampetts learn that the grunion are due on the California coast, and having no idea who or what grunion are, head down to the beach to defend it from invasion.
S9.E14 ∙ The Girls from Grun
Mr. Drysdale's latest ploy, involving duping the Clampetts into believing that the annual running of the grunion fish is an invasion by the people of Grun, backfires when Miss Hathaway organizes the female bank employees in protest.
S9.E15 ∙ The Grun Incident
The women employees at the bank rebel against Mr. Drysdale's unfair work practices and he locks them in his office. The Clampetts are caught in the middle where Jed tries to hear both sides but Granny takes action.
S9.E16 ∙ Women's Lib
Miss Jane and the bank's secretarial staff foment a revolution against Mr. Drysdale's repression that spills over into the Clampett's family life.
S9.E17 ∙ The Teahouse of Jed Clampett
Jed and Jethro get help from a karate expert's geisha girls to run the mansion, while Granny, Elly, and the bank's secretaries all move into Miss Jane's small studio apartment as a headquarters for their cause.
S9.E18 ∙ The Palace of Clampett-San
Miss Jane and the women continue their crusade against male chauvinism, but they must overcome centuries of Japanese culture, Mr. Drysdale, and Jethro's giant "intellect".
S9.E19 ∙ Lib and Let Lib
Life gets back to "normal" with the Clampetts, but Jethro, Mr. Drysdale, and Banzai have adjustments to make.
S9.E20 ∙ Elly, the Working Girl
Elly May decides to actually start working at the bank and to move in with Jane Hathaway to her apartment. While Drysdale tries to persuade Phinney the landlord to sabotage them
S9.E21 ∙ Elly, the Secretary
Jethro's childhood sweetheart Louellen comes to visit the Clampetts, who believe that she wants to marry Jethro. Jethro panics and runs away because he thinks that marrying a hillbilly girl like Louellen would damage his image as a sophisticated international playboy. Elly May starts her new job as a secretary for Mr. Drysdale, who is nice to Miss Hathaway only when Elly May is around.
S9.E22 ∙ Love Finds Jane Hathaway
Dick Bremerkamp, a penniless actor, learns the Clampetts are millionaires and courts Elly.
S9.E23 ∙ The Clampetts Meet Robert Audubon Getty Crockett
Unemployed actor Dick Bremerkamp expands his repertoire of guises as he works his way into the Clampett fortune.
S9.E24 ∙ Jethro Returns
The final show of the series. Elly May's intended husband may win out in marrying her for her money. Hathaway tries to expose his plan to Drysdale, Granny and Jed. Jethro may wed as well but may or may not return to California.
