The Drinky Crow Show
An alcoholic crow goes on suicidal adventures with his monkey friend.
Cast:David Herman , Dino Stamatopoulos , Becky Thyre , Pamela Adlon , Eric Kaplan , Tony Millionaire , Jemaine Clement , Bret McKenzie , Jonathan Slavin , Jackie Mason , Maurice LaMarche
S1.E0 ∙ Mermaid
Drinky and Uncle Gabby debate philosophy and fight pirates in this pilot episode.
S1.E1 ∙ Beer Goggles
In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
S1.E2 ∙ Whale Show
When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
S1.E3 ∙ God of Monkeys
Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.
S1.E4 ∙ Organs
Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphilis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.
S1.E5 ∙ Old Girlfriend
Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
S1.E6 ∙ Tunnel Girls
Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
S1.E7 ∙ Elephant Man
Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.
S1.E8 ∙ Bar
The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders. Copious violence and slutty college girls abound.
S1.E9 ∙ Aspire
Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries--where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor? The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
S1.E10 ∙ Peace
When Peace breaks out Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
