The Facts of Life

The Facts of Life

Mrs. Edna Garrett, housemother and dietitian at the Eastland School, teaches a group of girls in her charge how to solve those problems that every teenager has to face.

Genre: ComedyFamily

Cast:Lisa WhelchelKim FieldsMindy CohnNancy McKeonCharlotte RaeMackenzie AstinCloris LeachmanFelice SchachterJulie PiekarskiJulie Anne HaddockGeorge ClooneySherrié AustinMolly RingwaldJohn LawlorPamela AdlonGeri JewellAlex RoccoKimberly Craig


1Season 4

S4.E1 ∙ Ain't Miss Beholden

Wed, Sep 29, 1982

Due to budget cuts at Eastland, Jo will lose her scholarship. With a deadline to find another at the end of the week, she is excited to find the one for which she qualifies--until she discovers that it's funded by Blair's family.

2Season 4

S4.E2 ∙ The Source

Wed, Oct 6, 1982

Natalie fabricates a story about an unnamed Eastland student who had an abortion.

3Season 4

S4.E3 ∙ The Sound of Silence

Wed, Oct 27, 1982

Tootie refuses to believe she is suffering from hearing loss until she is in an accident.

4Season 4

S4.E4 ∙ The Oldest Living Graduate

Wed, Nov 3, 1982

Eastland's oldest living graduate returns to the school.

5Season 4

S4.E5 ∙ Different Drummer

Wed, Nov 10, 1982

Blair befriends a mentally handicapped artist.

6Season 4

S4.E6 ∙ Dearest Mommie

Wed, Nov 17, 1982

Natalie finally uncovers the name of her biological mother.

7Season 4

S4.E7 ∙ A Woman's Place

Wed, Nov 24, 1982

While working at a garage, Jo receives a promotion after impressing her boss. However, this causes a rift between her and Doug, her boyfriend and coworker.

8Season 4

S4.E8 ∙ Daddy's Girl

Wed, Dec 1, 1982

When an IRS agent pays her a visit, Blair discovers that her father has been using her for a string of potentially illegal tax dodges.

9Season 4

S4.E9 ∙ The Big Fight

Wed, Dec 8, 1982

Natalie covers a boxing match at Stone Military Academy, the nearby boys' school, for the school paper.

10Season 4

S4.E10 ∙ For the Asking

Wed, Dec 15, 1982

Natalie refuses to go to the Sadie Hawkins Day dance.

11Season 4

S4.E11 ∙ September Song

Wed, Dec 22, 1982

Mrs. Garrett receives a marriage proposal from her elderly boyfriend.

12Season 4

S4.E12 ∙ A Royal Pain

Wed, Jan 5, 1983

An obnoxious young heiress enrolls at Eastland.

13Season 4

S4.E13 ∙ Magnificent Obsession

Wed, Jan 12, 1983

Jo is concerned by Blair's infatuation with a boy who treats her poorly.

14Season 4

S4.E14 ∙ Under Pressure

Wed, Jan 19, 1983

When Mrs. Garrett learns she has high blood pressure, the girls try to protect her from stress.

15Season 4

S4.E15 ∙ Teacher's Pet

Wed, Jan 26, 1983

Jo learns that her favorite teacher is terminally ill.

16Season 4

S4.E16 ∙ Let's Party

Wed, Feb 9, 1983

Tootie defends her brother Marshall after he drives the girls home from a party after having five beers.

17Season 4

S4.E17 ∙ Best Sister: Part 1

Wed, Feb 16, 1983

Blair's sister Meg, a nun, inspires Jo.

18Season 4

S4.E18 ∙ Best Sister: Part 2

Wed, Feb 23, 1983

Blair belittles Jo for wanting to become a nun.

19Season 4

S4.E19 ∙ Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

Wed, Mar 9, 1983

Mrs. Garrett's cooking instructor from Paris visits Eastland. Meanwhile, the girls try to deal with a squirrel who got into their bedroom.

20Season 4

S4.E20 ∙ Who's on First

Wed, Mar 30, 1983

When Natalie starts spending all her free time with a boy she likes, Tootie gets so jealous that when she picks up a call from him about their upcoming study date, she lies to Natalie and tells her that he canceled it.

21Season 4

S4.E21 ∙ Help from Home

Wed, Apr 6, 1983

Both Blair and Jo are accepted to the prestigious Langley College, however Jo decides she's not going because of the cost and the financial burden it would put on her mother, who is already working multiple jobs just to put Jo through Eastland. Her mother and father, however, are adamant about her attending. Their assertion is that they will somehow come up with the money because Jo's future is their most valuable asset.

22Season 4

S4.E22 ∙ Take My Finals, Please

Wed, Apr 27, 1983

The girls study for final exams together for the very last time.

23Season 4

S4.E23 ∙ Graduation: Part 1

Wed, May 4, 1983

In the days leading up to graduation, Mrs. Garrett becomes overworked because Mr. Parker has put her in charge of the entire ceremony, while Tootie worries whether she'll see Blair and Jo again. Meanwhile, Jo, who has to give the class valediction, is under additional pressure because of her parents' fighting, while Blair's father is unable to come to the ceremony, making her mother angry.

24Season 4

S4.E24 ∙ Graduation: Part 2

Wed, May 4, 1983

Before Jo and Blair graduate, Tootie and Natalie want to preserve as much time with them as possible, still fearing they'll never be together again. Meanwhile Jo's father tries to mend a rift with her mother.