The Facts of Life

The Facts of Life

Mrs. Edna Garrett, housemother and dietitian at the Eastland School, teaches a group of girls in her charge how to solve those problems that every teenager has to face.

Genre: ComedyFamily

Cast:Lisa WhelchelKim FieldsMindy CohnNancy McKeonCharlotte RaeMackenzie AstinCloris LeachmanFelice SchachterJulie PiekarskiJulie Anne HaddockGeorge ClooneySherrié AustinMolly RingwaldJohn LawlorPamela AdlonGeri JewellAlex RoccoKimberly Craig


1Season 5

S5.E1 ∙ Brave New World: Part 1

Wed, Sep 21, 1983

As Blair and Jo enter Langley college, Mrs. Garrett decides to quit her job at Eastland.

2Season 5

S5.E2 ∙ Brave New World: Part 2

Wed, Sep 21, 1983

Mrs. Garrett decides to open a gourmet delicatessen and asks the girls to assist her.

3Season 5

S5.E3 ∙ Gamma Gamma or Bust

Wed, Sep 28, 1983

Blair is nominated for a placement in the Gamma Gamma sorority at Langley.

4Season 5

S5.E4 ∙ Just My Bill

Wed, Oct 12, 1983

When Jo finds out her new boyfriend is the son of distinguished and wealthy parents, she feels uncomfortable continuing the relationship.

5Season 5

S5.E5 ∙ What Price Glory?

Wed, Oct 19, 1983

Tootie discovers that her boyfriend Jeff, a school athlete, cannot read.

6Season 5

S5.E6 ∙ The Halloween Show

Wed, Oct 26, 1983

The girls fear Mrs. Garrett ground up a missing customer into her homemade bratwurst!

7Season 5

S5.E7 ∙ Advance Placement

Wed, Nov 2, 1983

Natalie is allowed to take a course at Langley and gets so caught up in the social life of college that she begins skipping classes at Eastland and work at Edna's Edibles.

8Season 5

S5.E8 ∙ I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can

Wed, Nov 9, 1983

Blair and Jo take Mrs. Garrett to a male strip club for her birthday, where Blair discovers a shocking revelation about her boyfriend.

9Season 5

S5.E9 ∙ Small But Dangerous

Wed, Nov 16, 1983

Kelly begs for a fresh start from Mrs. Garrett and the girls when her attempt to extort money from Edna's Edibles is thwarted by Jo.

10Season 5

S5.E10 ∙ Store Games

Wed, Nov 30, 1983

Kelly informs Mrs. Garrett that Pete, the underhanded owner of Pete's Deli, is aiming to put Edna's Edibles out of business by selling gourmet food at a discount. While Mrs. Garrett gets worried, Jo gets devious and uses the store's computer to mess with the files in Pete's computer.

11Season 5

S5.E11 ∙ The Second Time Around

Wed, Dec 14, 1983

Jo thinks her father's intentions to remarry means that her parents are reconciling.

12Season 5

S5.E12 ∙ The Christmas Show

Wed, Dec 21, 1983

The girls prepare to go their separate ways for Christmas vacation.

13Season 5

S5.E13 ∙ The Chain Letter

Wed, Dec 28, 1983

All four girls are fired from Edna's Edibles by Mrs. Garrett. They hope she'll give them a second chance.

14Season 5

S5.E14 ∙ Next Door

Wed, Jan 4, 1984

Mrs. Garrett and the girls befriend a little boy whose single mother doesn't have time to take care of him.

15Season 5

S5.E15 ∙ Crossing the Line

Wed, Jan 11, 1984

Natalie and Tootie's relationship is strained when Tootie questions Natalie's reasons for refusing and then accepting a date with Tootie's cousin Michael.

16Season 5

S5.E16 ∙ All or Nothing

Wed, Jan 18, 1984

Jo faces a harsh political reality when she's elected to the Langley College Board of Regents and then battles with them.

17Season 5

S5.E17 ∙ A Death in the Family

Wed, Feb 1, 1984

Natalie's father dies from a sudden heart attack.

18Season 5

S5.E18 ∙ Big Fish/Little Fish

Wed, Feb 8, 1984

Blair is confused as to why she isn't as popular at Langley as she was at Eastland and needs Jo's help to turn things around. Natalie has stopped having fun since the death of her father so Tootie and Mrs. Garrett try to help her get over it.

19Season 5

S5.E19 ∙ Star at Langley

Wed, Feb 15, 1984

Blair encourages Cliff to have a more open and less demanding relationship with her. But she quickly changes her mind when the first person Cliff starts seeing is Heather Hunt, a Hollywood movie star who is visiting Langley.

20Season 5

S5.E20 ∙ Dream Marriage

Wed, Feb 22, 1984

Blair dreams of what her life might be like in the year 2000.

21Season 5

S5.E21 ∙ Mother and Daughter

Wed, Feb 29, 1984

Tootie's mother is visiting her in Peekskill and feels compelled to confront her on why she doesn't confide in her about anything.

22Season 5

S5.E22 ∙ All by Herself

Wed, Mar 14, 1984

Blair's cousin Geri asks for her help with a charity function for disabled children.

23Season 5

S5.E23 ∙ Seems Like Old Times

Wed, Mar 21, 1984

Eddie, Jo's old flame, returns to rekindle their romance, even though he's married to another woman.

24Season 5

S5.E24 ∙ Joint Custody

Wed, May 2, 1984

If Mrs. Garrett doesn't save her son's troubled marriage, Edna's Edibles might be sold off in the divorce.

25Season 5

S5.E25 ∙ The Way We Were: Part 1

Wed, May 9, 1984

As the girls prepare for their summer vacations, they look back on the past, as seen in clips from previous episodes.

26Season 5

S5.E26 ∙ The Way We Were: Part 2

Wed, May 9, 1984

The girls continue their reminiscences of their friendship.