The George Carlin Show

The daily adventures of New York cabdriver George O'Grady who, while not the weirdest man in New York, is "definitely in the top three." When not expounding his theories on government conspiracies and alien visitations to his fares, he hangs out at a local bar with his only-slightly-less-eccentric friends.

Genre: Comedy

Cast:George Carlin , Alex Rocco , Paige French , Anthony Starke , Christopher Rich , Mike Hagerty , Matt Landers , Susan Sullivan , Phil LaMarr , Iqbal Theba , Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst , Charles Cyphers , L. Peter Callender , Leesa Zelkin , Brandy Ledford , Mimi Kennedy , Kavi Raz , Melinda Clarke

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ When Unexpected Things Happen to George

Sun, Jan 16, 1994

A newcomer to George O'Grady's local bar, the upper-class Dr. Neil Beck, loses a bet to George. Unable to come up with the cash on-the-spot, he gives George his dog, who he takes an immediate dislike to.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ George Sees an Airplane

Sun, Jan 23, 1994

Driving Dr. Beck to his house in Conneticut, George sees what looks like a U.F.O. in the sky. He tries to convince the customers of his local bar that he saw it, only to have his sanity questioned.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ George Goes on a Date: Part 1

Sun, Feb 6, 1994

George decides to ask out pet-shop owner Kathleen Rachowski out on a date, despite the fact that he's never been in a relationship in over 8 years.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ George Goes on a Date: Part 2

Sun, Feb 13, 1994

Continuing on from the events from the previous episode, George's date with the pet store owner Kathleen is interrupted when he discovers his dog, Miles, has run away.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ George Helps Sydney

Sun, Feb 20, 1994

The bar gets a new pool table and Sydney gets an opportunity to audition for a modeling agency. The day before her audition, George accidentally hits her in the nose with a billiard ball.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ George Expresses Himself

Sun, Feb 27, 1994

George gets a chance to appear on a talk show, to respond to the stereotypes of cab drivers he feels is hurting all cabbies' careers.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ George Gets Some Money

Sun, Mar 6, 1994

A rich drunk passes out in George's cab and George takes him for a ride.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ George Destroys a Way of Life

Sun, Mar 20, 1994

An old film theater closes its doors, so George invites the lonely patrons to hang out at the Moylan.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ George Loses His Thermos

Sun, Mar 27, 1994

George can't find his thermos, and to their dismay accuses his friends at the bar of stealing it from him.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ George Digs Rock 'n' Roll Music

Sun, Apr 10, 1994

George helps a down-and-out former rock star.

11Season 1

S1.E11 ∙ George Speaks His Mind

Sun, Apr 24, 1994

George runs into his ex-wife, then gets into trouble for using "foul" language.

12Season 1

S1.E12 ∙ George Looks Down the Wrong End of a .38

Sun, May 1, 1994

A criminal hijacks George's taxi as he and Dr. Beck are driving to the Moylan bar.

13Season 1

S1.E13 ∙ George Plays a Mean Pinball

Sun, May 8, 1994

After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men,

14Season 1

S1.E14 ∙ George Lifts the Holy Spirit

Sun, May 15, 1994

Harry steals a truck which has a statue of Jesus in the cargo bed. George tries to help him return it to the church.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ George Gets a Big Surprise

Sun, Oct 16, 1994

George attempts to organize an ice-fishing trip when he gets a visitor from his past.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ George Runs Into an Old Friend

Sun, Oct 23, 1994

George signs for a package for his neighbour and it leads to cake, paranoia, duct tape and a pinata.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ George Goes Too Far

Sun, Oct 30, 1994

George's unscrupulous behavior gets him in some hot water.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ George Gets Hoist by His Own Petard

Sun, Nov 6, 1994

Sydney finally says yes to a date with Beck, but George interferes while simultaneously avoiding the wrath of Inzo.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ George Pulls the Plug

Sun, Nov 13, 1994

A barfly who likes George's theory on death gives him power of attorney and gets hit by a truck. George seizes upon a scummy opportunity.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ George Gets Caught in the Middle

Sun, Nov 27, 1994

Sydney and Jack disagree over her work ethic, so Beck hires her. Meanwhile Harry's wife suspects Harry of cheating and drags George into it.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ George Really Does It This Time

Sun, Dec 4, 1994

Sydney sets Jack up on a date with a centerfold and George cleans his apartment.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ George Shoots Himself in the Foot

Sun, Dec 11, 1994

George's ex-wife shows up, expecting back alimony. George's other ex-wife shows up with self-esteem issues. He sees a solution in Jack and Frank, but creamed spinach interferes.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ George Does a Bad Thing

Sun, Dec 18, 1994

A neighborhood boy asks George for a favor, then squeals on him, causing all sorts of problems.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ George Puts on a Happy Face

Sun, Dec 25, 1994

George gets another list of complaints from cab riders, leading to rants against the "creeping niceness." Can he change his curmudgeony ways?

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ George Helps a Friend

Sun, Jan 1, 1995

George hasn't seen his friend Father Kevin for 30 years, who returns to the old neighborhood to confront a crisis of conscience.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ George Tells the Truth

Sun, Jul 9, 1995

George needs some cash to get a present to save his relationship with Kathleen, so he takes part in an experimental drug trial.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ George Likes a Good War

Sun, Jul 16, 1995

Frank could lose his job if he doesn't fit into his uniform. Harry and George fight over a bet their fathers made 50 years ago.