The Joe Schmo Show

Faux reality TV show where most of the contestants are actors, and the reactions of the real person surrounded 24/7 by carefully engineered crazy.

Genre: Comedy, Reality-TV

Cast:Ralph Garman , Matt Kennedy Gould , Robert Belushi , Jo Newman , Tim Walsh , Melissa Yvonne Lewis , David Hornsby , Tim Herzog , Angela Dodson , Valerie Azlynn , Franklin Dennis Jones , Jonathan Torrens , Nikki Davis , Natasha Leggero , Lance Krall , Kevin Kirkpatrick , Brian Keith Etheridge , Jessica Makinson

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Episode #1.1

Tue, Sep 2, 2003

Cast members arrive and are introduced to "The Lap of Luxury" before they participate in a "These Drawers Aren't Yours" pampering competition to decide which castmate gets which bedroom.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Episode #1.2

Tue, Sep 2, 2003

The first "Riches to Rags" eviction ceremony takes place and the housemates say goodbye to their first member.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Episode #1.3

Tue, Sep 9, 2003

Castmates participate in a "Battle of the Sexes" pampering competition, with the losers having to wear outrageous costumes for the rest of the day and ordered to clean the house.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ Episode #1.4

Tue, Sep 16, 2003

Ashleigh confesses to Matt her crush on host Ralph Carman while Matt tries to build an alliance with housemates against Ashleigh. Cast members participate in the immunity competition "Talent Show", judged by former "Survivor 2" competitor, Jerri Manthey.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Episode #1.5

Tue, Sep 23, 2003

During the "Sumo Slam" pampering competition, Matt accidentally sends Dr. Pat to the hospital and the eviction ceremony offers one cast member an amazing opportunity.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Episode #1.6

Tue, Sep 30, 2003

Molly's boyfriend finds Matt in a compromising situation; a cast member is confronted regarding a rules violation.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ Episode #1.7

Tue, Oct 7, 2003

Matt meets with the show's "TV Executive" and witnesses an unexpected turnout at elimination.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Episode #1.8

Tue, Oct 14, 2003

The former housemates return to confront the remaining housemates and help them to decide their vote for ultimate winner.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ Episode #1.9

Tue, Oct 28, 2003

The winner is selected for Lap of Luxury and the truth is revealed.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ On with the Schmo

Tue, Jun 15, 2004

Joe and Jane arrive at the mansion and mayhem begins.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ A Bottle of Red, a Bottle of White

Tue, Jun 22, 2004

Bryce hypnotizes Tim and the cast goes on a group winery date.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ The Crisis

Mon, Jun 28, 2004

The cast tries to stay one step ahead of Ingrid and Tim and Piper share a romantic evening.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Mon, Jul 5, 2004

Surprise visitors arrive; Ingrid takes on her first acting assignment.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Porked and Beans

Mon, Jul 12, 2004

Bryce sends a message; Austin's parents arrive and make life uncomfortable for Amanda.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Requiem for a Frog

Mon, Jul 19, 2004

The contestants exercise with the Pumpercise Thigh and Bun Blaster; Bryce sends a spooky message.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Cruiser

Mon, Jul 26, 2004

A previously evicted cast member returns; a blow-up rocks the set.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ T.J. Needs T.P.

Mon, Aug 2, 2004

Everyone is put on the chain gang; TJ has an "accident."

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Finale

Tue, Aug 10, 2004

The Schmos go on a limo ride and their real families arrive at the mansion for a night of fun.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ The Bounty Begins

Tue, Jan 8, 2013

A guy is thrust into a fake reality show thinking he'll become a real bounty hunter and win $100k. The cast confronts stun guns, a vicious dog and a groping Shaman. Lorenzo Lamas also reveals his scrotal health secret!

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ A Date with Lady Justice

Tue, Jan 8, 2013

A shocking revelation tests Chase's loyalty. Lorenzo Lamas pushes his own banana hammock. And the most insane eviction ceremony ever: flame throwers, wild animals & a 60ft tall woman! Will Chase realize it's all fake?

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ Schmo in the Wild

Tue, Jan 15, 2013

A challenge goes wrong and sends a bloody Chase to the hospital. Skylar confides in Chase and sends him down an awkward rainbow colored spiral. Jake uncovers some personal intel about Chase.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ Say Hey to Ray Ray

Tue, Jan 22, 2013

Chase helps Lavernius reveal his secret to the group. Chase's ability to remain calm is tested in the face of snakes, drugs, and boobs. A shocking eviction ceremony rocks Chase. Randy invites Lavernius to a spit roast.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ Bring Your Convict to Work Day

Tue, Jan 29, 2013

Chase is chained to a convict from a local prison. Stan gets violated, and Allison unleashes a tsunami of rage.The entire show is put in jeopardy when Chase's convict makes a run for it.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ An Actor Among Us!

Tue, Feb 5, 2013

Chase suspects a set-up and the producers try to keep the entire show from falling apart. An urn goes missing and feces is found. Jake is shattered when an eviction goes wrong.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?

Tue, Feb 12, 2013

Skylar hears a message from her dead husband that sends shockwaves through Chase. Wanda gives an arousing lesson in frisking and Randy returns the favor in the hot tub.

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Fear No Evil

Tue, Feb 19, 2013

Chase and the cast must face their deepest fears. Chase helps Jake make a new commercial for his company. In a shocking twist, the producers put the power of the show completely in Chase's hands.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ The Rise of the Lamas

Tue, Feb 26, 2013

Chase must make a decision that affects the life of a fellow contestant. A previously evicted competitor returns & Chase must conquer a deep fear. Then a wife, a handicapped man & a priest walk into a fake reality show.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ The Reveal

Tue, Mar 5, 2013

Chase goes on a spiritual quest with his llama & tracks down his own fugitive. He discovers a secret his wife has been keeping. A winner is announced, the deception is revealed & Chase reacts in a way no one expected.