The Love Boat
The romantic and comic tales of the passengers and crew of the cruise ship, Pacific Princess.
Cast:Gavin MacLeod , Bernie Kopell , Ted Lange , Fred Grandy , Lauren Tewes , Jill Whelan , Ted McGinley , Pat Klous , The Love Boat Mermaids , Debbie Bartlett , Tori Brenno , Nanci L. Hammond , Teri Hatcher , Debra Johnson , Macarena , Andrea Moen , Beth Myatt , Monty O'Grady
S1.E0 ∙ The New Love Boat - The Newlyweds/The Exchange/Cleo's First Voyage
Stanley and Joyce Adams are nervous newlyweds. Leonora and Ernie Klopman meet widowed tailor Morris Beekman and happy spinster Mae Allen. Merrill demands that Julie seat Cleo Bagby at his table, but she's Gopher's girl and a stowaway.
S1.E1 ∙ Captain & the Lady/Centerfold/One if by Land...
Stubing's ex-wife, who has remarried a cruise line exec, drives Stubing and crew crazy with demands. Former centerfold Sandy Rytell hides old nude photos from her fiancé. Jenny O'Brien tries to get her boyfriend Ron Baker to marry her.
S1.E2 ∙ A Tasteful Affair/Oh, Dale!/The Main Event
Dale Reinhart pursues the girl who dumped him and dresses in drag to get the only available cabin. Bickering Maury and Stella Marshall get stuck in a elevator. Janette Bradford is followed by the P.I. her husband hired to keep tabs on her.
S1.E3 ∙ Ex Plus Y/Golden Agers/Graham and Kelly
Barney Mason (Robert Reed) and his ex-wife Terry Larsen (Loretta Swit) meet on the cruise with their new spouses (Pamela Bellwood and Richard Mulligan); Julie's (Lauren Tewes) love interest Jim Wright's (Charles Frank) chaperoning of senior citizens leaves little time for them to be together; teenagers Graham (Scott Baio) and Kelly (Kristy McNichol) find puppy love, together.
S1.E4 ∙ Message for Maureen/Gotcha/Acapulco Connection
Tennis pro Maureen Mitchell (Brenda Benet) runs into sportswriter John Ballard (Bill Bixby), who defamed her in his column. Cyril Wolfe (Milton Berle) annoys his wife Anita (Audra Lindley) and fellow passengers (Lynn Adams and Britt Leach) with constant practical jokes. Mexican April Lopez (Charo) stows away in a laundry hamper.
S1.E5 ∙ Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity/Help! Murder!
Isaac's (Ted Lange) favorite singer, Roxy Blue (Diahann Carroll), becomes his lover. Talky Robert Tanner's (Jim Nabors) popularity increases when fellow passengers think he may be a jewel thief. Bert Fredericks (David Groh) plans his wife Denise's (Michele Lee) birthday party, but she thinks it's a murder plot.
S1.E6 ∙ The Joker Is Mild/Take My Granddaughter, Please/First Time Out
Has-been comic Barry Keys asks Julie to let him entertain on board to return a favor. Mrs. Warner is determined to marry off her granddaughter Shirley. College pals bet on whether virginal Dan changes his status before the cruise ends.
S1.E7 ∙ Julie's Old Flame/The Jinx/The Identical Problem
Identical twins share a ticket and confuse Doc. Julie's old heartthrob is on the cruise alone but no longer married. And an old couple who honeymooned on the Titanic are thought to be a jinx as strange things happen to crew members.
S1.E8 ∙ Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles
Theo Denison Jr buys a cruise with his own money and doesn't tell his parents. Sharon can't release the pain of her son's death. Julie's protégé Connie is after Julie's job. Maisie and Durwood are a married couple traveling as singles.
S1.E9 ∙ The Captain's Captain/Romance Roulette/Hounded (A Dog's Life)
The Captain's father drives Merrill nuts, then takes a liking to crew member P.J. Muldoon. Passenger Donald Flanders is trapped in his cabin by an attack dog. Three college friends play romantic games with the ship's repairman's feelings.
S1.E10 ∙ Dear Beverly/The Strike/Special Delivery
Advice columnist Beverly Blanchard neglects husband Russ and drives him to another woman. Merrill wages war with chef Antonio Borga. Julie's friend Jeff Smith is separated from wife Gail, but doesn't know she's on board carrying his child.
S1.E11 ∙ Lonely at the Top/Silent Night/Divorce Me, Please
At Christmas, lonely Merrill lacks holiday spirit. Ex-con Dan Barton meets cheating law partner Walter and plans revenge for being convicted of Walter's crime. Paul and Audrey Baines fantasize about divorcing each other.
S1.E12 ∙ The Old Man and the Runaway/The Painters/A Fine Romance
An older man finds a teenage stowaway in his bathroom. Julie falls for one of her brother's friends, whose cabin mate urges him to pursue her. Julie hires inept painters to paint the Captain's suite in his favorite color.
S1.E13 ∙ Too Hot to Handle/Family Reunion/Cinderella Story
Stories include: a reprobate steward (Bob Crane), cute honeymooners (Kathy Bates, John Rubinstein), and a financially strapped supermarket cashier (Bruce Solomon) posing as a wealthy, advertising executive.
S1.E14 ∙ Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines
Isaac's mom and her male companion share a cabin. Julie books divorced entertainers Lenny and Mitzy, who can't get along together. Gopher hides a thieving chimpanzee that brings him in contact with a nose job patient.
S1.E15 ∙ The Eyes of Love/Masquerade/Hollywood Royalty/The Caper: Part 1
Former blind schoolmates reunite, but one has his sight. Hollywood couple Bill and Roz arrive with a big diamond that tempts crooks. Alan's wife Barbara and mistress Cathy are both on board. A masquerade night moves the plots along.
S1.E16 ∙ The Eyes of Love/Masquerade/Hollywood Royalty/The Caper: Part 2
Blind Jenny wonders if she can be happy with Steve, who has regained his sight. Alan's wife Barbara and lover Cathy meet. The bumbling thieves figure out how to nab the diamond, even as Roz decides on its fate.
S1.E17 ∙ Winner Take Love/The Congressman Was Indiscreet/Isaac's History Lesson
Rick imperils his girlfriend Suzy's chances of winning a beauty contest. Reporter Robin tries to write a story on scandal-tainted Congressman Whitcomb. Stephanie balks at fellow passenger Virgil's boisterous behavior.
S1.E18 ∙ Last of the Stubings/Million Dollar Man/The Sisters
Stubing's clumsy nephew comes on board to be trained to work on ships, but has a secret. Thief Bill hooks up with female passenger Stephanie, who's a cop. Rose Higby feels neglected when her sister Noreen meets a male passenger.
S1.E19 ∙ A Very Special Girl/Until the Last Goodbye/The Inspector
Melanie is popular with men while her friend Jane is ignored. Brian Sherwood spends a lot of time with a younger woman. The staff try to figure out which passenger is the Cruise Lines inspector. A Russian man repeats the same phrase.
S1.E20 ∙ Memories of You/Computerman/Parlez Vous?
Passenger Lily is haunted by an amnesia victim. Computer-dating service manager Nick woos Julie and offers his matchmaking services for Valentine's Day. Americans Brigitte and Yvonne pretend to be French in order to get men and gifts.
S1.E21 ∙ Taking Sides/Going by the Book/A Friendly Little Game
Older Max and Gladys turns newlyweds Scott and Denise against one another with bickering. Howard uses a dating manual to hit on young Sheila. Cardsharp Wendell cheats the crew to pay the passage for him and his wife Ida.
S1.E22 ∙ A Selfless Love/The Nubile Nurse/Parents Know Best
Bruce's parents Harry and Phyllis want him to date women on the cruise and not settle for his girl back home. New nurse Dawn frustrates Adam by rejecting him. Dan has second thoughts about marrying young Laura.
S1.E23 ∙ Musical Cabins
Spunky gossip reporter O'Rourke writes an expose of high seas lust. Shy Nelson has a week to marry or lose his inheritance. Didi moves out of her chauvinist fiance Curt's cabin. Widow Irene impersonates a socialite.
S1.E24 ∙ The Business of Love/Crash Diet Crisis/I'll Never Fall in Love Again
Ray Foster upsets his former call girl Jill Williams, who is starting a new life with a new love. Merrill crash diets for his high school flame Jocelyn Matthews. Depressed widowers Roberta and Nate comfort each other.
S1.E25 ∙ Pacific Princess Overtures/Gopher, the Rebel/Cabin Fever
An Asian businessman pushes his associate to loosen up a woman whose business he wants to buy. Rebellious Vanessa goads Gopher into standing up to bossy Stubing. Andrea wonders where she's going in her relationship with a married man.
S2.E1 ∙ Marooned/The Search/Isaac's Holiday: Part 1
Trainee Captain Cunningham proves himself inept when his mistake strands Merrill's tour group in a hurricane. Jean Carter has mixed feelings about meeting her birth mother. Isaac takes a cruise as a passenger and meets passenger Mara.
S2.E2 ∙ Marooned/The Search/Isaac's Holiday: Part 2
Merrill's marooned group faces the hurricane while Isaac tries to help the passengers and regain Mara's trust. Jean gets a surprise while prepping to meet her birth mother.
S2.E3 ∙ Rocky/Julie's Dilemma/Who's Who?
Tomboy Rosemary "Rocky" Simpson (Melissa Gilbert) has a shipboard romance with teenager Norman (Jimmy Baio); Julie's (Lauren Tewes) parents (Betty Garrett and Norman Fell) break the news that they are getting a divorce; two prudes, Marion (James Coco) and Patricia (Dody Goodman), are booked into the same cabin, because Marion is a man who has a female name.
S2.E4 ∙ The Man Who Loved Women/A Different Girl/Oh, My Aching Brother
Womanizing Alvin McNair hits on three women but doesn't know they're together. Merrill's godson Dave Stanton brings his wife Laura on a belated honeymoon. Brothers Harold and Joe Nash plot to fake a back injury and sue the cruise line.
S2.E5 ∙ Julie's Aunt/Where Is It Written?/The Big Deal
Publisher Alfred Newberry's wife Sandra falls for author Mark Littlejohn of a long-awaited book. Merrill's lecherous uncle Cy Foster chases Julie. Businessman Martin Scott's daughter Allison uses female charm to close a merger for him.
S2.E6 ∙ Mike and Ike/The Witness/The Kissing Bandit
Isaac's friends Mike and Lenore are successful and rich, but workaholic Mike neglects his son. Suzanne follows Frank, who witnessed what happened to someone she cares about. Shy Newton Weems dons a costume and kisses girls on board.
S2.E7 ∙ Ship of Ghouls
The Amazing Alonzo performs illusions for his fans while neglecting gal pal Ramona. Dr. Diller and his wife don't know that their son Bobby lies to get attention. Julie's friend Karen has facial scars after an accident and is insecure.
S2.E8 ∙ A Time for Everything/The Song Is Ended/Accidental Cruise/Anoushka
Capt. Stubing (Gavin MacLeod) is reunited with his daughter (Jill Whelan); former songwriter Charlie (Robert Goulet) encounters his ex-partner Burt (Richard Dawson) on board; secretary Sandy (Jo Anne Worley) takes a cruise with her boss Victor (Soupy Sales), after they get drunk at a party; a Soviet cruise line Commissar (Loretta Swit) falls for Doc (Bernie Kopell).
S2.E9 ∙ Till Death Do Us Part-Maybe/Locked Away/Chubs
Widow Ellen Garner is followed by her husband Mickey's ghost who tries to fix her up. Divorced Les and Gail see their daughter and her husband off but get locked in an unused cabin. Gopher's sister Jennifer makes a beeline for Doc.
S2.E10 ∙ The Minister and the Stripper/Her Own Two Feet/Tony's Family
Reverend Whitney's blind date faces scorn from parishioner Barbara Sharp. Bert Wilder helps his wife Audrey deal with being blind. Princess engineer Tony's vacation plans change, so Julie and Gopher invite his family on a free cruise.
S2.E11 ∙ Heads or Tails/Mona of the Movies/The Little People
Alex and Wally bet to see who can date Julie. Artie hopes to date starlet Mona. Doug and his parents (little people) sail together and he runs into Beth from home. He's attracted to her but little people make her uncomfortable.
S2.E12 ∙ The Captain's Cup/The Folks from Home/Legal Eagle
Merrill expects a prestigious award but the presenter is not whom he expects. Adam is attached to elderly George and Gloria Hancock from his hometown. Recently divorced Dan Holt runs into his ex-wife's lawyer Ann Sterling.
S2.E13 ∙ El Kid/The Last Hundred Bucks/Isosceles Triangle
Larry and Cybil Hartman plan to adopt an orphan in a port of call. Adam and Merrill fall for Julie's friend Karen Maynard. Wes and Renee Larson and their friend April Dunleavy plan a business deal with fraudulent executive Van Milner.
S2.E14 ∙ Julie Falls Hard/Double Wedding/The Dummies
Julie falls for Jack Chenault, but will she move to Alaska with him? Twins Judy and Joanie, unhappy with marriage, consider switching husbands. Separated ventriloquists Mike and Pat Harmon are in the same cabin and entertain in the lounge.
S2.E15 ∙ My Sister, Irene/The 'Now' Marriage/Second Time Around
Irene agrees to meet college classmate Andy after years apart, and then panics. Dr. Todd wrote a book about open marriage but finds his own marriage in jeopardy as he meets admirer Nan. Adam's ex-wife Betty boards with new fiance Lance.
S2.E16 ∙ Gopher's Opportunity/The Switch/Home Sweet Home
Gopher's friend Phil offers him a job managing his hotel. Magician Ken's assistant Maggie is upset when he sends his brother Al to replace him in the act. Hetty moves into a ship's cabin, to get closer to porter Charlie.
S2.E17 ∙ Second Chance/Don't Push Me/Like Father, Like Son
Isaac worries that young Stephanie on probation working in the gift shop is stealing jewelry. Henpecked Fred feels his girlfriend Christine is pressuring him into marriage before he's ready. Widower Woody and son Alan both fall for Libby.
S2.E18 ∙ Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Itsy Bitsy/Ticket to Ride/Disco Baby: Part 1
Julie's English teacher (Raymond Burr), a lonely alcoholic, is aboard ship for Julie's high school class reunion.
S2.E19 ∙ Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Itsy Bitsy/Ticket to Ride/Disco Baby: Part 2
Conclusion. At their high-school reunion, Julie and her former boyfriend find they'll still attracted to each other.
S2.E20 ∙ Best of Friends/Aftermath/Dream Boat
Merrill gets a lucrative job offer on a super liner. Doc's former mentor Art is now a bitter amputee traveling with his guilt-ridden wife Laura. College friends Carol and Gwen both fall for passenger Paul Dunbar.
S2.E21 ∙ A Good and Faithful Servant/The Secret Life of Burl Smith/Tug of War/Designated Lover
A chauffeur (John Mills) takes up with his employer (Celeste Holm); an 8-year-old (Keith Coogan) blames himself when his parents (Juliet Mills and David Hedison) separate; Gopher (Fred Grandy) has a crush on a cover model (Hayley Mills).
S2.E22 ∙ Love Me, Love My Dog/Poor Little Rich Girl/The Decision
Suzanne doesn't know if boyfriend Alan loves her for her self or her money. Mason falls for Alicia but her terrier doesn't like him. Isaac falls for Selena, who is engaged to someone else.
S2.E23 ∙ A Funny Valentine/The Wallflower/Home is Not a Home
Shy singles Sylvia and Monroe keep missing each other. Retirees Ned and Molly are followed by their meddling offspring Rowena and Francis. Fortune teller Mary Louise may be a fraud, but Merrill finds her charming.
S2.E24 ∙ Ages of Man/Bo 'n Sam/Families
Julie is attracted to an older man and pursued by a teen with a crush; Bo and Sam break a ship's model, meant for Merrill's anniversary gift, and work to fix it in time; Diana and Jeff try to find common ground between their parents.
S2.E25 ∙ Murder on the High Seas/Sounds of Silence/Cyrano de Bricker
Isaac overhears mystery writers researching a book and thinks they're plotting to kill Merrill. A rock star falls for a deaf woman. Doc's honeymooning friend Mitzi thinks her new husband Vinnie doesn't really love her.
S2.E26 ∙ April's Return/Super Mom/I'll See You Again
April Lopez returns as a lounge singer. Bud and Margaret's kids disrupt their parents' second honeymoon with constant needs. World War 2 veteran Frank and USO entertainer Eve reunite after thirty-five years.
S2.E27 ∙ Third Wheel/Grandmother's Day/Second String Mom
Bob's second wife Lee tries to win his daughters' acceptance; Gopher's dad feels left out when he and mother Ros board for a Mother's Day cruise. Older woman Maggie, with grown kids, worries what husband Mac will say about her pregnancy.
S3.E1 ∙ Alaska Wedding Cruise: Buddy and Portia's Story/Julie's Story/Carol and Doug's Story/Peter and Alicia's Story: Part 1
The Alaskan wedding of Doug and Carol causes problems between their families. Doug's old beau Natalie still loves him. Marv Prine pursues Julie, who hopes to reconnect with her old love Jack Chenault. Alicia Bradbury faces bankruptcy.
S3.E2 ∙ Alaska Wedding Cruise: Buddy and Portia's Story/Julie's Story/Carol and Doug's Story/Peter and Alicia's Story: Part 2
Buddy and Portia reach a major decision. Julie finds her lost love Jack. Doug and Carol's wedding is endangered by Natalie's interference and Alicia's impending bankruptcy.
S3.E3 ∙ The Grass Is Always Greener/Three Stages of Love/Oldies But Goodies
Julie envies her friend Tina, who gave up a career for marriage. Mike annoys his girlfriend Robin with constant talk about love's stages. A romance between seniors Nora and Phillip is disrupted by her flighty daughter and his stuffy valet.
S3.E4 ∙ Going My Way/Dance with Me/Doc, Be Patient
Free spirit Suzy invites cab driver Mickey to go with her on a cruise; former dancer Marcy meddles in the affairs of her ex-partner Will, which upsets his current partner Joanna; ailing Adam is a tough patient for Doctor Emily Bradford.
S3.E5 ∙ The Scoop/The Audit Couple/My Boyfriend's Back
Uptight IRS agent Viola Penny audits Stubing, who tries to get her to loosen up. A tabloid reporter trails a female celebrity because he thinks she's meeting a secret lover. A honeymooner discovers her ex is on the ship and wants her back.
S3.E6 ∙ Gopher's Greatest Hits/The Vacation/One Rose a Day
Julie recruits Gopher to replace a lounge performer, but will people take him seriously? Sisters Joan and Olivia are joined by Joan's stuffy husband Byron. Widow Janet gets a surprise from her florist Henry.
S3.E7 ∙ The Reunion/Haven't I Seen You?/Crew Confessions
Shoe salesman Herb resembles a TV star and denies it until attractive Marla hits on him. Laurette and husband Gilbert were separated in World War 2, but now reunite. Isaac's creative writing angers his friends by exposing their flaws.
S3.E8 ∙ Play by Play/Cindy/What's a Brother For?
A woman with a stepmother and two stepsisters gets a chance to shine, thanks to Gopher. A woman sportscaster is surprised by her sexist TV partner and challenges him to a contest. A man with his handicapped brother meets a beautiful woman.
S3.E9 ∙ Trial Romance/Never Say Goodbye/A New Woman
Two opposing members of a hung jury meet up. Merrill's estranged daughter Vicki runs away from home to be with him. Julie plays matchmaker for Barney Briscoe and Rose Kennycott, but he thinks Julie is after him.
S3.E10 ∙ The Love Lamp Is Lit/Critical Success/Rent a Family/Take My Boyfriend, Please/The Man in Her Life: Part 1
Lou and Nora plot to steal gems hidden in a lamp. Show biz legend Stella rebuffs critic Elliot, who wants her to critique his play. Bachelor Paul hires actors to play his family to impress a boss who only hires family men.
S3.E11 ∙ The Love Lamp Is Lit/Critical Success/Rent a Family/Take My Boyfriend, Please/The Man in Her Life: Part 2
Stacy regrets avoiding Mark. Lou and Nora look for the diamonds. Helen thinks Bill is interested in her daughter Wendy. Paul regrets fooling his boss with a fake family when he falls for a cheerleader. Elliot and Stella continue to bicker.
S3.E12 ∙ The Brotherhood of the Sea/Letter to Babycakes/Daddy's Pride
The guys deceive Julie in elaborate fashion to plan her birthday surprise. Rich adulterer Bart uses his assistant Wally to cover for him. Olympic hopeful Penny Barrett would rather hang with a male teenager than practice in the gym.
S3.E13 ∙ Not Now, I'm Dying/Too Young to Love/Eleanor's Return
Doc's friend Lucy's boyfriend Peter fakes an illness to avoid marrying her. Stubing hopes to reunite with ex-flame Eleanor, and recruits Gopher to keep teenage lovers Terry and Monica apart and appease a cruise line VIP.
S3.E14 ∙ The Stimulation of Stephanie/Life Begins at 40/The Next Step
A professor's assistant is in love with him but he hasn't a clue; a pro football player has to accept the fact he can't play any longer; a woman comes on board determined to marry the first man who says yes.
S3.E15 ∙ The Harder They Fall/The Spider Serenade/Next Door Wife
Gopher dates passenger Claire Dalrymple, who tells him she's separated. Carol Hanson tries to pry her ex-husband Chet away from his girlfriend Kim by rooming next door. Ex-boxers Ed Taylor and Jack McTigue renew their decades-old rivalry.
S3.E16 ∙ Making the Grade/The Gift/Doc's 'Ex' Change
Bricker discovers he is still married to one of his ex-wives; a financially troubled couple find an envelope filled with cash; A boy is excited about the cruise until his teacher comes on board and romances his mother
S3.E17 ∙ April's Love/We Three/Happy Ending
April Lopez plans to marry her manager Tex, who is twice her age. Adoptee Laura Rogers wants to meet her birth father Tom Thornton. Bickering Bill and Betty Robinson struggle to finish writing a screenplay.
S3.E18 ∙ Kinfolk/Sis & the Slicker/Moonlight & Moonshine/Too Close for Comfort/The Affair: Part 1
Singer Danny tries to impress record producer Steve. Steve falls for Danny's engaged sister Kitty. Brenda pictures the Scofield family as characters for her book. The male crew bunks with Merrill. Two marriages are at risk due to adultery.
S3.E19 ∙ Kinfolk/Sis & the Slicker/Moonlight & Moonshine/Too Close for Comfort/The Affair: Part 2
Merrill is annoyed with his roommates. Kitty breaks her engagement to Elmer for Steve. Brenda lies to the Grandpa Scofield to make him open up. Maura and Dave know about their spouses' affair.
S3.E20 ∙ Rent a Romeo/Matchmaker, Matchmaker/Y' Gotta Have Heart
Doc matches playboy Rod Baylor with Carol Holtham so he can be with her sister Sherry. Jim Hopkins tries to reunite his divorced parents Andy and Evelyn. Heart surgery patient Harvey Cronkle's pushy wife Sara won't let him have fun.
S3.E21 ∙ The Remake/The Perfect Match/The Captain's Ne'er Do Well Brother
The Captain's brother comes on board and immediately starts mooching off him; Julie's widow aunt thinks she's met the reincarnation of her husband; a woman is looking for the perfect man to be the father of her child - but not her husband.
S3.E22 ∙ Not So Fast, Gopher/Haven't We Met Before?/Seoul Mates
Gopher's mom Roz seems too cheerful for a new widow. Waiter Paul Stockwood lies to Leila Stanhope about his identity to impress her. Asian comic Jimmy Kim's act offends reporter Kendall Park, who is writing an article about him.
S3.E23 ∙ Another Time, Another Place/Doctor Who/Gopher's Engagement
A man (Dennis Morgan) causes a crisis of faith for an old flame (Jane Wyman), who has become a nun. A woman (Phyllis Davis) pursues a shy astronomer (Arte Johnson), thinking he is a famous sex therapist (Bert Parks) traveling incognito. Celia Elliot's (Maureen McCormick) pushy mom (Audrey Meadows) nags her to find a rich husband.
S3.E24 ∙ Dumb Luck/Tres Amigos/Hey, Jealous Lover
Brilliant professor Carol Ketay plays dumb to meet men, only to have the man she likes reject her for being dumb. Vicki and a passenger befriend a stowaway. Overprotective Milt Benson thinks every man on board is after his dowdy wife Gert.
S3.E25 ∙ Celebration/Captain Papa/Honeymoon Pressure
Gordon lavishes gifts on wife Betty, as she recovers from surgery. Merrill and Vicki meet with child services worker Susan Stoddard about Vicki's future. A honeymoon is disrupted when bride Teri Carlson's bodyguards unnerve groom Mark.
S3.E26 ∙ Vicki's First Love/The High Cost of Loving/Accident Prone
Vicki develops a crush on a rock star; a man in a cast from a traffic accident runs into the woman who had hit him; a man paying high alimony tries to avoid every woman he meets.
S3.E27 ∙ Invisible Maniac/September Song/Peekaboo
Isaac finds a former school friend is trying to use him to make her husband jealous/Cathy's concern is getting in the way of committing to Tom/Fay Piermont wants to liven up her marriage.
S3.E28 ∙ No Girls for Doc/Marriage of Convenience/The Caller/The Witness
The male crew members challenge Doc to a bet after he swears off women. A widow must make a decision about her friend's mystery caller. A man falls for the young woman in his protective custody.
S4.E1 ∙ Sergeant Bull/Friends and Lovers/Miss Mother
Army buddies reunite with their sergeant Harry and introduce him to stewardess Rose. Gopher poses as Julie's lover to fend off his former frat brother Rick. Gwen fears Dennis won't react well to her pregnancy news.
S4.E2 ∙ The Family Plan/The Promoter/May the Best Man Win/Forever Engaged/The Judges: Part 1
Brian bails on fiancée Emily. An engaged couple's parents try to stop the marriage. Contest promoter Larry takes a bribe and wife Sheila files for divorce. Gopher resents judging a contest. Tom and Mary want to wed, but there's a problem.
S4.E3 ∙ The Family Plan/The Promoter/May the Best Man Win/Forever Engaged/The Judges: Part 2
Vicki (Jill Whelan) develops a strong attachment to Mrs. Evans (Debbie Reynolds) and sees her as a surrogate mother; Mr. McMann (Ted Knight) is due to be married but can't say the words, "I do"; Emily's (Charlene Tilton) estranged fiancé (Lloyd Alan) comes back; Doc (Bernie Kopell) sends Gopher (Fred Grandy) on a wild goose chase to get him away from the judges (Dawn Wells and Ann Jillian) and he ends up in jail.
S4.E4 ∙ Target Gopher/The Major's Wife/Strange Honeymoon/The Oilman Cometh
Air Force Major Ross Latham (Robert Culp), his passive wife Nara (Nobu McCarthy) and an aggressive old girlfriend (Jo Ann Pflug) are on the cruise, at the same time. Two brothers (Al Corley and Mark Pinter) share the honeymoon suite. Texas oil magnate Mason Fleers (Dale Robertson) takes the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders aboard to impress several of his clients, including Mideastern Prince Hasssan (Pat Harrington Jr.), who thinks that one of the cheerleaders is a permanent gift for him.
S4.E5 ∙ The Mallory Quest/Julie, the Vamp/The Offer: Part 1
Maud claims Julie is trying to steal her fiance Roger. Passengers receiving free passage must find Mallory's nephew. Janet Mallory tires of her husband's poor treatment and takes up with Adam. Peter is being pursued by mysterious Sharon.
S4.E6 ∙ The Mallory Quest/Julie, the Vamp/The Offer: Part 2
Gopher and the passengers continue to look for Brian Mallory's nephew, while being shadowed by a mysterious stranger; Merrill ponders a job offer from a friend.
S4.E7 ∙ The Horse Lover/Secretary to the Stars/Julie's Decision/Gopher and Isaac Buy a Horse/Village People Ride Again
A famous movie star (Loni Anderson) disguises herself as her own secretary, in order to enjoy some privacy; but, as the secretary, she finds love with a fellow passenger (Charles Frank). Julie (Lauren Tewes) contemplates marrying a wealthy bachelor (Robert Stack), who is entering the Acapulco Steeplechase. Isaac (Ted Lange) and Gopher (Fred Grandy) sneak a horse on board to enter the upcoming race. Horse owner Paul Willis (Allen Ludden) neglects to tell his wife (Betty White) the real reason for their cruise, and feeling neglected, she seek company with another passenger (David Doyle); The Village People also have a horse entered in the steeplechase.
S4.E8 ∙ The Baby Alarm/Tell Her She's Great/Matchmaker, Matchmaker Times Two
Parents play Cupid for their kids Brett and Cathy, who are tired of it. Single mom Cynthia seeks a single guy, but will only date someone whom her baby likes. Isaac asks the crew to praise Aunt Tanya's awful acting, but the plan backfires.
S4.E9 ∙ She Stole His Heart/Return of the Captain's Brother/Swag and Mag
Psychiatrist Elliott keeps his distance when kleptomaniac Mary falls for him. Vicki is disappointed by TV action star Steve Swaggart. Merrill's brother Marshall introduces his fiancee Natalie but old flame Annette wants him back.
S4.E10 ∙ Boomerang/Captain's Triangle/Out of This World
Merrill's neglected friend Monica turns to Merrill. Donna Dayton wears a wedding ring to keep guys from hitting on her, then meets Scott Hanson. Scientist Martin Fallow thinks Elinor Green is an alien and Gopher overreacts.
S4.E11 ∙ That's My Dad/The Captain's Bird/Captive Audience
Stowaway Scott tells the crew that playboy Jeff is his father. Gopher and Isaac have mishaps with a parrot that Merrill buys Vicki. Father and son singers Rich and Bob Braddock, who haven't spoken for years, resist efforts to reunite them.
S4.E12 ∙ Doc's Dismissal/A Frugal Pair/The Girl Next Door
Carl and Violet's anniversary goes sour after her financial news. Sally tries to get her husband Hank's attention by claiming that Doc hit on her. Charlie doubts that his girlfriend Heather's travel partner Rudy is really her brother.
S4.E13 ∙ Isaac's Teacher/Seal of Approval/The Successor
Thinking she will die young, Harriet Rogers seeks a new mate for husband Harold. Isaac fears running into his high school teacher Mrs. Williams. A seal is jealous when her trainer Oscar Tilton and passenger Karen Hughes get acquainted.
S4.E14 ∙ The Trigamist/Jealousy/From Here to Maternity
Judge Atkinson trails polygamist Harrison Harper, who has multiple wives. Vicki resents Merrill's attention to passenger Linda Bradley. Expectant husband Art Talmadge worries about wife Betty, even though their baby isn't due for months.
S4.E15 ∙ First Voyage, Last Voyage/April, the Ninny/The Loan Arranger
A young woman falls in love without knowing that her health is in danger. April becomes a nanny to TV sportscaster Ty Younger's kids. A loan shark sends one of his men to collect a debt, but complications arise.
S4.E16 ∙ Gopher's Bride/Love with a Married Man/Not Tonight, Jack!
Gopher worries about meeting his pen pal Nicole, at first. Ned, married to workaholic Margo meets widow Kay, who's willing to take his wife's place. Helen evicts her handsome cabin mate Jack, who is desperate to find a room.
S4.E17 ∙ Lose One, Win One/The $10,000 Lover/Mind My Wife
Adam's medical school chum Charlie Wilson asks him to look after his wife Sandy. Plain-looking Casper Martin is actually a great lover. Priscilla Hensley either has a twin or a secret past.
S4.E18 ∙ Aquaphobiac/Humpty Dumpty/The Starmaker
Isaac courts a talent scout with his singing skills. A former All-American football player has a romance with Julie. Glenn Dobson's wife forces him to take the cruise in order to help him conquer his fear of water.
S4.E19 ∙ Return of the Ninny/Touchdown Twins/Split Personality
Charo returns as April Lopez. Television sportscaster Ty Younger (Larry Linville) and his new fiancée, Lisa Michelle (Arlene Martel), can't leave his children Gayle and Jerry (Rachel Jacobs and Alex Woodard) and their "ninny" April (Charo) behind, when they set sail. A college football player (Vincent Van Patten) develops a crush on his friend's (Philip Brown) mother (Samantha Eggar). Gopher's college friend (Michael Lembeck) tries to be one thing for his boss (Ralph Bellamy) and another for the boss' daughter (Laurette Spang), all the while not realizing they are father and daughter.
S4.E20 ∙ Quiet, My Wife's Listening/Eye of the Beholder/The Nudist from Sunshine Gardens
A man (Dick Martin), in the middle of a divorce and traveling with his mistress, is convinced his wife is spying on him; a blind woman (Leslie Uggams) fends off a would-be suitor; a nudist sunbather (Barbi Benton) causes problems for the crew, especially Gopher (Fred Grandy).
S4.E21 ∙ Clothes Make the Girl/Black Sheep/Hometown Doc
Government agent Gray trails Isaac's shady Uncle, who may be involved in crime. Crewmember John likes passenger Suzy, steals another passenger's clothes, and pretends to be rich. Adam's ex-neighbor Mike causes Adam to doubt his future.
S4.E22 ∙ Sally's Paradise/I Love You, Too, Smith/Mama and Me
Julie's (Lauren Tewes) friend (Juliet Mills) sails with her fiancé (Gary Conway) only to discover her other fiancé (Pedro Armendáriz Jr.) is also on board, as well, and has to spend the trip juggling them both; a man (Eddie Mekka), traveling with his elderly mother (Sylvia Sidney), has trouble re-connecting with a childhood friend (Joan Prather), whom his mother does not approve of; Gopher (Fred Grandy)'s personal nemesis (Joanna Pettet), a difficult customs inspector, comes aboard and makes his life even more difficult, although she may have some redeeming qualities.
S4.E23 ∙ The Duel/Two for Julie/Aunt Hilly
A woman (Linda Cristal), tired of her fiancé (Alejandro Rey)'s wandering eye, makes time with Dr. Bricker (Bernie Kopell); two men (Dack Rambo and Ken Kercheval), who constantly compete against each other, vie for Julie (Lauren Tewes)'s attention; Capt. Stubing's (Gavin MacLeod) Aunt Hilly (Olivia de Havilland) comes aboard for a visit and decides the ship isn't the proper place for a young lady like Vicki (Jill Whelan).
S4.E24 ∙ That Old Gang of Mine/Love with a Skinny Stranger/Vicki and the Gambler
Captain Stubing's (Gavin MacLeod) friend (Gene Barry) is a gambler, who becomes a bad influence on Vicki (Jill Whelan); a man (Charles Siebert), who lost a lot of weight, and his fiancée (Vicki Lawrence) come aboard; old-time members of a gang (Jesse White, Kaye Ballard and Jack Gilford) reunite to rob the ship's vault.
S4.E25 ∙ This Year's Model/The Model Marriage/Vogue Rogue/Too Clothes for Comfort/Original Sin: Part 1
On a special cruise to Acapulco for a fashion festival, designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt play themselves. First of two parts. Paris: Robert Vaughn. Priscilla: Anne Baxter.
S4.E26 ∙ This Year's Model/The Model Marriage/Vogue Rogue/Too Clothes for Comfort/Original Sin: Part 2
Conclusion. Julie has to substitute for her modeling friend at the fashion show. Lauren Tewes. Priscilla: Anne Baxter. Bob: McLean Stevenson. Paris: Robert Vaughn. Melissa: Cristina Ferrare.
S4.E27 ∙ Maid for Each Other/Lost and Found/Then There Were Two
Gopher's (Fred Grandy) aunt (Jane Powell), who Gopher doesn't know is a maid, comes aboard with her employer (Mary Wickes) and falls in love with a fellow passenger (Howard Keel); a playboy (Joe Namath) uses an old girlfriend (Karen Grassle) in a scheme on his best friend (Fred Willard); a baby boy is reluctantly abandoned by his father (Gary Burghoff), who is a ship's mechanic, and finds a sympathetic listener in a passenger (Belinda Montgomery), who is an old high school friend.
S4.E28 ∙ Tony and Julie/Separate Beds/America's Sweetheart
Julie (Lauren Tewes) has a run-in with a zoologist (Anthony Andrews), who turns out to be a passenger, and they butt heads. A young actress (Alison Arngrim) comes aboard and makes a fool out of Vicki (Jill Whelan). An estranged husband (William Christopher) and wife (Toni Tennille), one of whom is a neat-freak (Christopher) and the other a slob (Tennille), find themselves not only on the ship but in the same cabin.
S5.E1 ∙ The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replacement/The Three R's/The Professor's Wife: Part 1
Julie (Lauren Tewes) prepares to marry her fiancé Tony Selkirk (Anthony Andrews) during a stopover in Sydney, Australia. She asks Vicki (Jill Whelan) to be her bridesmaid; Doc (Bernie Kopell), Gopher (Fred Grandy) and Isaac (Ted Lange) to be her ushers; and Captain Stubing (Gavin MacLeod) to give her away. Award-winning anthropologist Milo Endler (Harry Morgan) and Vivian (Katherine Helmond), his wife of fifteen years, are on their way to a dig in the South Pacific. Milo's disgraced colleague Deke Donner (José Ferrer) once embezzled a university's money to bet on the horses at the racetrack. In the South Pacific, Deke plans to present Milo with what could be the find of the century: a Mongala (Patrick Ward), a missing evolutionary link between animals and humans. But Milo is so busy with his work that he neglects frustrated Vivian, who takes a liking to Captain Stubing. New Zealand rancher Ralph Sutton (Patrick Duffy) has a secret that he won't share with English teacher and fellow passenger Barbara Carroll (Michelle Phillips), while young beauty Connie Wilker (Jenilee Harrison) has eyes for him. Gopher and Doc both compete for the affections of new cruise director Yvonne Petty (Delvene Delaney).
S5.E2 ∙ The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replacement/The Three R's/The Professor's Wife: Part 2
Vicki (Jill Whelan) models the bridesmaid's gown she plans to wear for Julie's (Lauren Tewes) wedding, while Isaac (Ted Lange) finds a flaw in the wedding gift that he bought on the crew's behalf. Barbara (Michelle Phillips) feels jealous of Connie (Jenilee Harrison) and Ralph's (Patrick Duffy) relationship and sends him a love letter, which Connie intercepts. Having been captured by Deke (José Ferrer) and Milo (Harry Morgan), the Mongala (Patrick Ward) is caged below in the hull of the ship. When Milo finds out some new information about the Mongala, Vivian (Katherine Helmond) issues an ultimatum. Gopher (Fred Grandy) and Doc (Bernie Kopell) continue their pursuit of Julie's replacement, Yvonne (Delvene Delaney). While the crew members are in Sydney for the wedding, Julie and Tony give them a tour of the Rossmore Animal Preserve, where Tony is on staff.
S5.E3 ∙ Two Grapes on the Vine/Aunt Sylvia/Deductible Divorce
The Virgin Islands serve as a backdrop for the Grand Prix Wine-Tasting Competition, whose winner receives a $25,000 prize. Judge Alan Curtis (Robert Guillaume) starts a shipboard fling with Marion Blake (Leslie Uggams), without getting to know her well. Julie's Aunt Sylvia Duvall (Carol Channing) is on the cruise with her friend, Betsy Boucher (Betty White). Their scheme is for Betsy to meet the wine competition's sponsor Elliott Banning (Douglas Fairbanks Jr.), marry him, and become a wealthy bride. But their efforts may be in jeopardy due to Sylvia's well-intentioned bumbling. Also among the judges is snobbish judge Vincent Van Durling (Lee Bergere), who seems like a front-runner for the grand prize. Annie and Kevin Butler (Tanya Tucker and Michael Goodwin) obtain a quickie divorce each year because filing their income tax as a married couple puts them in a higher tax bracket. This is their sixth planned divorce, and this time her impulsive high school classmate, Jeff Thatcher (Robert Walden), is on board as one of the judges in the wine competition. Vicki (Jill Whelan) impatiently waits to receive an autographed photo of Los Angeles Rams quarterback Pat Haden, after requesting it through the mail.
S5.E4 ∙ The Incredible Hunk/Isaac, the Marriage Counselor/Jewels & Jim
Julie books Hank to entertain, but he moonlights as a stripper. Isaac tries to set up sad Frank with girls until his ex-wife Jan arrives. Merrill recognizes passenger Jim as a jewel thief and suspects him when a diamond is stolen.
S5.E5 ∙ Country Blues/Daddy's Little Girl/Jackpot
Country singer Annabel meets old friend Martin, a politician traveling with stiff Barbara. Mary meets veteran Jon while sailing with her father Rich. Gopher fantasizes how he'll spend money he found on deck.
S5.E6 ∙ Chef's Special/Beginning Anew/Kleinschmidt
Chef Claude is jealous of new rival Edie Franklin in the galley. Longtime friends Jennifer and Stan reunite. Bumbling PI Kleinschmidt is assigned to protect client Gertrude's jewels.
S5.E7 ∙ The Lady from Laramie/Vicki Swings/Phantom Bride
Earthy Libby Crawford comes between socialite Miss Singleton and her escort Fedalio. Vicki meets Todd Andrews, who is traveling alone. Psychic researchers Julian and Kate Garfield search for a ghost.
S5.E8 ∙ Farnsworth's Fling/Three in a Bed/I Remember Helen/Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia/Gopher Farnsworth Smith: Part 1
The crew is in Australia to work on one of the cruise line's ships based there. And a wealthy man named Farnsworth (Lloyd Bridges) has decided to invite his whole family for a reunion. But, in actuality, he wants to see who, among them, he should keep in his will. And among them is his niece, Marcia (Jessica Walters), who is not exactly fond of him, because she believes that, because of him, her father became penniless. And she brings along a friend, Jessica (Linda Evans), who has a knack of getting wealthy men to marry her, for the purpose of getting him to marry her, so that she could get what Marcia thinks she deserves. And he asks his niece, Jenny (Morgan Fairchild), and her husband, Bud (Grant Goodeve), to come but they're divorced so they have to pretend that they're still married. But after her fiancé (Alan Fletcher) calls, he comes aboard and refuses to leave and, when he's told there are no more cabins, he stays with them. And Farnsworth's secretary and niece, Eloise (Beth Howland), gets him a replacement valet, Wayne (Jim Nabors), who's not exactly what he's use to. And Wayne and Eloise get close. Gopher (Fred Grandy) thinks he might be related to Farnswoth and could be entitled to his fortune. Stubbing (Gavin MacLeod) meets an old flame's daughter, Melanie (Margaret Laurence). And when he has to go, she decides to join him and he keeps his distance because he can't seem to separate her from her late mother. And Julie (Lauren Tewes) can't help but think about Tony Selkirk (Anthony Andrews), the guy she nearly married but he chose not to get married because he was dying.
S5.E9 ∙ Farnsworth's Fling/Three in a Bed/I Remember Helen/Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia/Gopher Farnsworth Smith: Part 2
After having spent time with his family, William Farnsworth (Lloyd Bridges) has finally decided who will be kept in his will.
S5.E10 ∙ Love, Honor and Obey/Gladys and Agnes/Radioactive Isaac
Tony and Rose Vitelli plan to renew wedding vows. Sisters Agnes and Gladys travel together and Agnes bonds with passenger Henry. A tooth filling and rival passenger Brandon interfere with Isaac's romance with Patty.
S5.E11 ∙ He's My Brother/Zeke and Zelda/Teach Me Tonight
Adam's brother Fred has resentment toward him. Stowaways Zeke and Zelda commit fraud and start charging items, not knowing that crew members have to pay for them. Emily Parker meets Michael Scott, the author of the book she's reading.
S5.E12 ∙ Take a Letter, Vicki/The Floating Bridge Game/The Joy of Celibacy
Vicki feels unneeded and the crew goes overboard giving her work to do on board. Three bridge players get miffed when their fourth, Shirley, meets dentist Frank. Cold Linda rejects men, so Barry tries to win her over by faking celibacy.
S5.E13 ∙ Doc Take the Fifth/Safety Last/A Business Affair
Adam introduces his fifth wife Tania to the crew. Safety inspector Sid takes his job too seriously and sees danger everywhere. Financial group president Ralph tries to talk VP Lydia out of quitting due to bogus rumors about their affair.
S5.E14 ∙ Good Neighbors/Captain's Portrait/Familiar Faces
The nearness of their homes interferes with Don and Doris' romance. Artist Barbara wants to paint Merrill's portrait - nude. Elderly Frank vaguely recognizes honeymooning Stan from somewhere but can't recall details.
S5.E15 ∙ I Don't Play Anymore/Gopher's Roomate/Crazy for You
Concert pianist Paul retired due to arthritis, but fans pester him to play. Gopher is shocked to find out where he met Rachel. David feigned insanity to get a pension and psych Lisa must prove he's faking.
S5.E16 ∙ Green, But Not Jolly/Past Perfect Love/Instant Family
Julie's new hairdo is unusual. Gary thinks he married Diane in a past life. High school coach George is attracted to a woman with a hyperactive son.
S5.E17 ∙ The Return of the Captain's Lady/Love Ain't Illegal/The Irresistible Man
Doc and Isaac hear news about Merrill's old flame Linda. Businessman George uses his secretary's love to cover his dirty tricks. To catch a woman's attention, Doug reports being sexually attacked by a woman.
S5.E18 ∙ His Girls Friday/A Wife for Wilfred/The Girl Who Stood Still
Howard travels with secretary Doris, meets Cindy, and pushes Doris to quit so he can hire Cindy. Wilfred offers the crew $10K to find him a wife. How does Abigail tell childhood love Jim that she wears a brace due to spinal problems?
S5.E19 ∙ New York, A.C./Live It Up/All's Fair in Love and War
Three divorced men (Edd Byrnes, Fabian, Bobby Sherman) swear off serious relationships; a married man's girlfriend gives him an ultimatum.
S5.E20 ∙ The Musical/My Ex-Mom/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Aunt, the Worrier: Part 1
The crew stages a musical revue, with Gopher and Isaac scripting and relatives expecting to star. Lionel wants Millie Washington to marry her. Gopher argues with Doc over his former sister-in-law Trish, and with Isaac over their script.
S5.E21 ∙ The Musical/My Ex-Mom/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Aunt, the Worrier: Part 2
Lionel promises to give Isaac an executive position, if Millie marries him. Doc's in-laws help him make up with Gopher. A stranger paid for Victor's passage. The crew's relatives squabble over who's going to star in the musical.
S5.E22 ∙ Pride of the Pacific/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/The Experiment/Getting to Know You: Part 1
A competition pits Merrill, his rival Gunner, and their crews against each other and reignites a rivalry. Divorcing Harry and Dot take separate vacations. Dr. Skip and Megan need a guinea pig to try out an aphrodisiac.
S5.E23 ∙ Pride of the Pacific/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/The Experiment/Getting to Know You: Part 2
Ellen and Jesse annoy each other. It turns out that Gunner rigged the games, so Merrill becomes as tough as Gunner is, upsets Vicki, and drives the crew relentlessly to physical exhaustion.
S5.E24 ∙ Isaac Gets Physical/She Brought Her Mother Along/Cold Feet
Nurse Charlene gives company physicals and Isaac fears for his job. Debbie brings mom Millicent to meet boyfriend Ted. Julie's cousin Carter wants to dump his fiancee Muffy for being "very nice".
S5.E25 ∙ Burl of My Dreams/Meet the Author/Rhymes, Riddles, and Romance
A publisher (Jared Martin), trying to sign up a famous author (Alan Hale Jr.), becomes involved w/the author's niece (Georgia Engel); 2 passengers (Joanna Pettet and Paul Williams) hunt for treasure; Vicki's friend (Rad Daly) comes aboard.
S5.E26 ∙ Pal-I-Mony-O-Mine/Does Father Know Best?/An 'A' for Gopher
A doctor is uncomfortable when his companion is too friendly with his ex-lover; Gopher pines after his H.S. teacher; father and son pick up girls.
S5.E27 ∙ April in Boston/Saving Grace/Breaks of Life
April is a Spanish tutor to school headmaster Brad York. Lonely Grace Bostwick plans to jump overboard but white-clad Gabriel claims to be a guardian angel. Newly divorced George and Gwen Finley land in the infirmary together.
S5.E28 ∙ A Dress to Remember
One dress affects three people. Model Donna is to wear it to display her diet success. Poor flower vendor Rose's daughter Carol thinks her mom is rich. Norman dodges his ex-wife Nancy's homicidal father Tom.
S5.E29 ∙ Mothers Don't Do That/Marrying for Money/Substitute Lover
Divorced Marian reunites with her son Danny, who reads her diary and avoids her. Gopher and Isaac think Lola is trying to kill husband Orville to inherit his money. Bert is taken with Marla and pretends to be her pen pal.
S6.E1 ∙ The Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement: Part 1
On an Italian cruise, natives Dom and Teresa bicker and consider separating. Daughter Francesca's blind date Paulo is a gigolo. Engaged granddaughter Maria is attracted to a local. Gopher is kidnapped by his double.
S6.E2 ∙ The Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement: Part 2
Conclusion. The ship cruises to Rome, Capri and Venice as an aristocrat (John James) finds romance; and a married couple (Ernest Borgnine and Shelley Winters) considers separating .
S6.E3 ∙ The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged, Bothered and Bewildered
Patti has an anniversary gift for husband Jim. Julie uses Gopher to stop her ex-roommate Honey Bee from stealing Julie's new beau. Merrill's former classmate Martha is awed by his young appearance, so he's afraid to reveal his baldness.
S6.E4 ∙ The Same Wavelength/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for Horace
Psychic Tess entertains passengers and meets Mike, who's separated from his wife. Merrill's friend Jack brags of his son Chip's accomplishments, but Chip has a secret. Elderly Horace worries about his honeymoon with wife Twinky.
S6.E5 ∙ Command Performance/Hyde and Seek/Sketchy Love
A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister. An artist meets a unhappily married guy. And the ship's comic runs into the wife and daughter he left years ago.
S6.E6 ∙ The Groupies/The Audition/Doc's Nephew
Dr. Yates' therapy patients disrupt his vacation. Soap opera writer Paula Hastings wonders if actor Barry Weldon has something up his sleeve. Doc's nephew Danny makes a move on his girlfriend Linda Gammon, prompting Doc to challenge him.
S6.E7 ∙ The Spoonmaker Diamond/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon: Part 1
As an unknown criminal steals the priceless Spoonmaker Diamond from the Topkapi Museum, Merrill (Gavin MacLeod) informs the crew that they will be sailing on the Stella Solaris cruise ship to their next destinations: Greece and Turkey. Travel agent Dana Pierce (Polly Bergen) wants to check out the locales for business purposes. Emmett and Ella Stokes (Harvey Korman and Nancy Dussault) insist they have seen fellow passenger Mark Hayward (Mike Connors) before and they tell him so, but he repeatedly denies it. Crusading reporter Joe Novak (Kiel Martin) is quietly dating Sabrina Drake (Jan Smithers), whose mother Amanda Drake (Alexis Smith) he libeled in his columns. When Doc (Bernie Kopell) finds out that Sabrina is pregnant, he gives serious consideration to marrying Sabrina and being the unborn child's surrogate father. Photographer Cliff Jacobs (David Hedison) runs into his ex-wife Monica Brandon (Linda Evans) on board and wants her to model for him, but she won't do it until he has a definite assignment. Years ago, Julie (Lauren Tewes) sponsored a Greek male child named Gregori Papanopolis (Lorenzo Lamas) through a world relief organization. Now that she's visiting Greece, she looks him up and finds that he is a wealthy businessman. So they spend time getting reacquainted. Inspector Akmed Sadu (Jamie Farr) of Interpol boards the ship and demands that Captain Stubing detain several passengers, including Mark Hayward (Connors), whom Sadu seems to know.
S6.E8 ∙ The Spoonmaker Diamond/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon: Part 2
Cliff and Monica (David Hedison and Linda Evans) renew their romance. Dana (Polly Bergen) shows Mark (Mike Connors) the diamond that she bought at the bazaar, but Emmett (Harvey Korman) and Ella Stokes (Nancy Dussault) see her. Sabrina (Jan Smithers) contemplates Doc (Bernie Kopell)'s marriage proposal, and he tells her that she's pregnant. Cliff wants Vicki (Jill Whelan) to model for him on an ongoing basis, which could start a career for her. One passenger has a narrow escape from a car crash. Doc pinch-hits for Merrill (Gavin MacLeod) in showing Amanda (Alexis Smith) around the Istanbul Museum but is interrupted by Joe Novak (Kiel Martin), who demands to speak to her, alone. Gregori (Lorenzo Lamas) proposes marriage to Julie (Lauren Tewes). The real association between Emmett Stokes and Mark Hayward is revealed. The Spoonmaker Diamond changes hands.
S6.E9 ∙ Thanksgiving Cruise: The Best of Friends/Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way
At Thanksgiving, Elaine wants to introduce beau Arthur to her parents Buck and Hanna but didn't tell them he's a paraplegic. Roger and son BJ avoid BJ's birth father Bill, who wants to take him away. The crew bicker and stop speaking.
S6.E10 ∙ The Man in the Iron Shorts/The Victims/Heavens to Betsy
Gopher's new suit of armor leads to a mishap. Joan's daughter Vanessa falls for the son of the drunk driver who killed Joan's husband. Reverend David Ruland leads a mission study society but two members are smitten with him.
S6.E11 ∙ The Tomorrow Lady/Father, Dear Father/Still Life
Glen plans to use clairvoyant Alice to win in the stock market. Bachelor Ken borrows his friend Tom's daughter Libby to impress potential date Sarah. Doc diagnoses Isaac's hearing loss as temporary, but Isaac fears the worst.
S6.E12 ∙ Baby Talk/My Friend, the Executrix/Programmed for Love
Connie Pierce feels left out when husband Steve bonds with their baby's surrogate mother Jan Willis. Executrix Betsy Boucher hounds Sylvia to save money. Ruth Gaylor falls for inventor Franklin Trumbauer, who's busy attending to his robot.
S6.E13 ∙ The Christmas Presence
A con man schemes to get his gold past the custom's agents by using a pair of traveling nuns. A young married couple consider separating. A mysterious stranger seems to be able to help people at just the right moment.
S6.E14 ∙ Paroled to Love/First Impressions/Love Finds Florence Nightingale
Ex-con Eddie confesses his guilt to lawyer Gloria, who got him pardoned. PR workers Doris and Marsha impersonate celebrities who were accidentally booked on another cruise. Actress Phyllis meets a man who dislikes show biz types.
S6.E15 ∙ The Captain's Replacement/Sly as a Fox/Here Comes the Bride - Maybe
Gopher thinks Captain Donohue wants to replace Merrill on the Princess. Ben and Henry vie for Mary, who claims they're after her foxhound. Erica hides from her snobbish prospective in-laws Harold and Margaret, who think she's wealthy.
S6.E16 ∙ Doc's Big Case/Senior Sinners/A Booming Romance
A visit from med school chum Elliot leaves Doc insecure about his own success. Unmarried seniors Tom and Faye live together and their children object. Computer genius Ross shows Kathy the cargo hold and finds something startling.
S6.E17 ∙ Gopher's Daisy/Our Son, the Lawyer/Salvaged Romance
The crew jump to conclusions about noise in Gopher's cabin. Lou and Harriet both want their lawyer son Jon to represent them in their divorce. Allison's budding romance with Max is thwarted by her insecurity after a mastectomy.
S6.E18 ∙ Isaac's Aegean Affair/The Captain and the Kid/Poor Rich Man/The Dean and the Flunkee: Part 1
The crew are in Greece working a cruise where a College is having its graduation ceremony. The Principal is attracted to a teacher who rebuffs him because he won't give a student a make-up test so he can graduate. And the student and a couple of his friends are hounding the Principal to do that. A prodigy is attracted to Vicki which doesn't make the Captain happy. And the valedictorian whose education was provided by his Greek aunt whom he assumed is wealthy but upon meeting her learns she's just a woman of humble means. And when she goes on board he doesn't tell anyone he's her aunt. And Isaac meets a woman who is estranged from her husband.
S6.E19 ∙ Isaac's Aegean Affair/The Captain and the Kid/Poor Rich Man/The Dean and the Flunkee: Part 2
Conclusion. Capt. Stubing's daughter falls in love. A beloved crew member decides to leave the ship.
S6.E20 ∙ The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final Score
Keith gets a singing Dear John telegram and vents his anger on the delivery girl. Temp agency head Sam poses as a secretary, despite his lack of skill, to appease magazine editor Liz. Football star Duke has a fling with teacher Kate.
S6.E21 ∙ The Captain's Crush/Out of My Hair/Off-Course Romance
A golf widow (Stella Stevens) consoles herself with a former lover (Ron Ely); Captain Stubing is attracted to movie star (Joan Collins). A woman (Delta Burke) tries to avoid her former lover/hairdresser.
S6.E22 ∙ I Like to Be in America/He Ain't Heavy/Abby's Maiden Voyage
April tries to gain US citizenship but crumbles in the oral exam. Waiter Greg argues with passenger Jim before learning of their connection. Abby breaks up laughing during her first intimate session with a man.
S6.E23 ∙ Vicki's Dilemma/Discount Romance/Loser & Still Champ
Vicki's friend Mark abuses pills. Gopher's Uncle Jim endangers the job of a gift shop attendant to whom he's taken a liking. Tom travels with girlfriend Stacy but is emasculated because she's better at his hobbies than he is.
S6.E24 ∙ So Help Me Hannah/The Maid Cleans Up/C.P.R, I.O.U.
Hannah clashes with Jarvis over his son Kent's future. Maid Didi is in love with her boss Greg, whose girlfriend Meredith mistreats them. Gopher persuades Merrill to offer CPR. Retired plumber Fenley argues with son Dwayne over business.
S6.E25 ∙ The Dog Show: Putting on the Dog/Going to the Dogs/Women's Best Friend/Whose Dog Is It Anyway?
A contest will decide which dog's picture will be on dog food can covers. Pam thinks Gary's dog is the dog she lost. Isaac's Aunt Tanya pampers her dog and neglects her husband Charles. Mail clerk Harold is mistaken for company CEO Jack.
S6.E26 ∙ The Professor Has Class/When the Magic Disappears/We, the Jury
Noble-winning professor Roscoe's ex-pupil Helen was hired to replace him. Magician Stellini thinks his daughter's suitor Joe wants to steal his secrets. The crew simulates a small claims court for landlady Minnie and former tenant Harlan.
S6.E27 ∙ Hits and Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act/The Real Thing/Do Not Disturb/Lulu & Kenny (Country Music Jamboree): Part 1
Singer Holly Hartman's (Jessica Walter) husband, Danny Hartman (Mel Tillis), writes songs for her. But he's also writing songs for singer C. G. Thomas (Tanya Tucker), under a pseudonym. Annabelle Folker (Florence Henderson) returns, this time with boyfriend Ted Myler (Bert Convy) and three orphans (Neil Billingsley, Angela Lee Sloan and Michael Evans), whose parents died en route to one of her concerts. The orphans try to upset Ted, so that he will bow out and enable Annabelle to spend more time with them. Effie Skaggs (Minnie Pearl) upsets Doc (Bernie Kopell) and Capt. Stubing (Gavin MacLeod) by handing out bottles of her homemade folk remedy "Aunt Effie's Elixir", which constitutes practicing medicine without a license. Jeannie Davis' (Beth Howland) jewelry attracts the attention of outspoken jeweler Henry Bullard (Sherman Hemsley), who knows that it's real. But Jeannie is desperate to keep this news from her husband, Bill Davis (Steve Kanaly), because revealing the secret could jeopardize their marriage. Gopher (Fred Grandy) leads the crew in creating an opening act for the country music jamboree, by borrowing kitchen implements from Chef Loomis (Pat Buttram), without asking him. Dottie West wants complete rest and anonymity after a hectic performance schedule, but Gopher keeps trying to have his picture taken with her. Plus-sized Kenny Creek (Kenny Price) and Lulu Dixon (Lulu Roman) take full advantage of the food served on board.
S6.E28 ∙ Hits and Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act/The Real Thing/Do Not Disturb/Lulu & Kenny (Country Music Jamboree): Part 2
Holly Hartman (Jessica Walter) finds out that Danny (Mel Tillis) has been writing songs for C.G. Thomas (Tanya Tucker). Ted Myler (Bert Convy) issues an ultimatum to Annabelle (Florence Henderson): either the kids (Neil Billingsley, Angela Lee Sloan and Michael Evans) fly home or he does. Aunt Effie Skaggs (Minnie Pearl) gets sick but won't let Doc (Bernie Kopell) examine her. Jeannie Davis (Beth Howland) begs Henry Bullard (Sherman Hemsley) not to reveal the truth about her jewelry to her husband (Steve Kanaly). Capt. Stubing (Gavin MacLeod) asks Gopher (Fred Grandy) to look into the disappearance of implements from Chef Loomis' (Pat Buttram) kitchen. Gopher continues trying to have his picture taken with vacationing Dottie West. Plus-sized couple Kenny Creek (Kenny Price) and Lulu Dixon (Lulu Roman) continue to enjoy the food served on board.
S6.E29 ∙ Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle Daddy
Aged Dwight bilked Henry years ago and wants to see the fountain of youth that keeps Henry young. Newlyweds Cora and Ed are booked into Fiesta Cabin 213, a bad luck cabin for newlyweds. Isaac's widowed friend Gayle has marriage in mind.
S7.E1 ∙ China Cruise: The Pledge/East Meets West/Dear Roberta/My Two Dumplings: Part 1
Part 1 of 2. The crew goes to China to work on a cruise, there. Among the passengers is an ailing woman (Ursula Andress) who, while on shore, meets a man (John Forsythe) who tries to get on board but couldn't. But another passenger (Michael Constantine) pulls a gun and slaps handcuffs on him. Doc (Bernie Kopell) meets a woman (Susan Anton) who has a little problem with the medical professionals. A woman (Linda Evans), who's trying to get over her marriage ending, meets a guy (Lee Majors) who, unknown to her or anyone else, writes the advice column, "Dear Roberta", whose advice was what led to her divorce. And a guy (Lee Horsley), who's been juggling two girls (Pat Klous and Erin Moran), has to deal with both of them being on the cruise.
S7.E2 ∙ China Cruise: The Pledge/East Meets West/Dear Roberta/My Two Dumplings: Part 2
Conclusion. On a cruise to the Orient, a man with a past (John Forsythe) meets a woman with an uncertain future (Ursula Andress); Doc (Bernie Kopell) falls for a lady from Hong Kong (Susan Anton); a man's (Lee Horsley) two girlfriends (Pat Klous and Erin Moran), unknown about each other, both come on the cruise; a woman (Linda Evans) falls in love with a man (Lee Majors) who write an advice column.
S7.E3 ∙ Bricker's Boy/Lotions of Love/The Hustlers
A stranger named David claims to be Adam's son. Advertising executive Andy and his client's daughter Sandy work on the client's ad campaign for suntan lotion. Arlene's professional escort Gary dallies with young Fran.
S7.E4 ∙ Youth Takes a Holiday/Don't Leave Home Without It/Prisoner of Love
Fred and Louise travel with their divorced friend Art and his young gal pal Patti. Alan reminds retired cop Edgar of his dead son. Army Captain Bernice seeks male company, locks Gopher in a cabin with her, and refuses to let him out.
S7.E5 ∙ Rhino of the Year/One Last Time/For Love or Money
Lodge brothers choose Merrill to receive an award but soon reveal their true nature. Barry and Toni take one last trip before their planned divorce. Newly divorced Wally takes a liking to Sally, not knowing her line of work.
S7.E6 ∙ Friend of the Family/Affair on Demand/Just Another Pretty Face
Bill orders an end to the romance between his daughter Leslie and his best friend Jack. Herb cons his wife Anita into insisting that he have an affair. Cruise line board member's niece Deanna demands special treatment.
S7.E7 ∙ Japan Cruise: When Worlds Collide/The Captain and the Geisha/The Lottery Winners/The Emperor's Fortune: Part 1
Photographer Lila falls for businessman Bud. Teacher Martha poses as a geisha. Barney and wife Gladys show off their lottery winnings and make the crew uncomfortable. Several people own silk artwork containing pieces of a treasure map.
S7.E8 ∙ Japan Cruise: When Worlds Collide/The Captain and the Geisha/The Lottery Winners/The Emperor's Fortune: Part 2
Martha, a teacher of Asian history, impersonates a geisha to be near Merrill. Lottery winners Barney and Gladys continue showing off their lottery winnings.
S7.E9 ∙ Long Time No See/The Bear Essence/Kisses and Makeup
Carnival owner Kyle gets mixed messages from Aurora. Members Chip and Chester of a comedy duo both fall for Dottie. Scott only sees the sexy side of his wife Wendy.
S7.E10 ∙ Julie and the Bachelor/Set-up for Romance/Intensive Care
Julie claims to be a fan of actor Colin, whose wife Gina tires of posing as his secretary. Arrogant CEO Harrison and assistant Rick are both in love with Christine. Adam wonders why grouchy Herb won't give up his wheelchair.
S7.E11 ∙ The World's Greatest Kisser/Don't Take My Wife, Please/The Reluctant Father
A jilted fiance hires a Mata Hari to find the crew member who ruined his wedding plans; a man brings his long-absent daughter aboard so they can get re-acquainted; a man brings his newlywed wife aboard, against his boss' orders.
S7.E12 ∙ Dee Dee's Dilemma/Julie's Blind Date/The Prize Winner
Doris, who's being sought to testify in a messy divorce, sneaks on board disguised as a young girl. Julie's blind date Leonard dumps her and bruises her ego. Author Dan won a prize and boards with his wife and his blackmailing assistant.
S7.E13 ∙ The Misunderstanding/Love Below Decks/The End Is Near
Nancy seeks help from her son-in-law Tony in reconciling with her daughter Karen; Ellen has a fling with ship's engineer Dutch; newlyweds Andrea and Felix think the world is ending.
S7.E14 ∙ The Last Case/Looking for Mr. Wilson/Love on Strike
Detective Manfred and his secretary Lil investigate the case of a vanished passenger; Jan and her son Rich reunite with her father COL Maddox, who wants to meet his son-in-law; Jenny protests her ex-boyfriend Don's engagement to Millie.
S7.E15 ∙ How Do I Love Thee?/No More Alimony/Authoress! Authoress!
Stubing's friend Laura Hayes is married to volatile salesman George; to end his alimony, Alan wants to ensure that his ex-wife Sheila marries her fiance Lou; Aunt Sylvia and Betsy want publisher John Drake to publish Betsy's memoirs.
S7.E16 ∙ The Buck Stops Here/For Better or Worse/Bet on It
This cruise is a charity gambling cruise to benefit the Flanders Hospital. Merrill (Gavin MacLeod) was the best man at Florence Flanders' (Celeste Holm) wedding. Florence's never-do-well brother, Frank Bannon (Richard Jaeckel), is addicted to gambling and owes ten thousand dollars to shady Al Dixon (Antony Ponzini). So Frank hires Dixon to run the gambling tables, to Florence's dismay. Newlyweds Nancy and Stewart Sidon (Leah Ayres and Shea Farrell) are considering moving in with his parents for a few years and saving some money before buying their own home and starting a family. But gambling fever gets the best of Nancy and she loses all their wedding check money at the tables. High school teacher Michael Borden (McLean Stevenson) owns an invaluable antique silver dollar, which he plans to sell to a collector in Acapulco, until his girlfriend Sally (Jo Ann Pflug) accidentally drops it into one of the slot machines and accidentally brings out the greedy beast in him.
S7.E17 ∙ Aunt Emma, I Love You/Hoopla/The First Romance
Haberdasher Bert Multon (Sid Caesar) and his wife, Beatrice (Rose Marie), board for their 25th anniversary and a second honeymoon. But she brings along a framed portrait of her deceased Aunt Emma, who always disparaged Bert and wanted to go on a cruise, but never did. Isaac's former school classmate, Skeet Jamison (Darrow Igus), is a penniless hustler working as a promoter for the Harlem Globetrotters, en route to a game in Puerto Vallarta. 17-year-old Gary Atkins (Philip McKeon) falls for his father Josh's secretary Karen (Irena Ferris), who is already romancing Josh (Bert Convy). And Josh joins the cruise later, creating a menage-a-trois.
S7.E18 ∙ Ace in the Hole/Uncle Joey's Song/Father in the Cradle
Photographer Ace Evans joins the crew and makes the guys unhappy when girls throw themselves at him. Retired kiddie show host Joe helps traumatized Scott, whose father died. Larry's mother Jessica's new husband Brad is almost Larry's age.
S7.E19 ∙ Hong Kong Cruise: Polly's Poker Palace/Shop Ahoy/Double Date/The Hong Kong Affair/Two Tails of a City: Part 1
Part 1 of 2. On a Hong Kong cruise: a senator (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) romances a woman (Donna Reed), until he learns the nature of her visit; two brothers (Leigh McCloskey and Lee Majors II) date Julie (Lauren Tewes) and Vicki (Jill Whelan); a woman passenger (Brenda Vaccaro) is a shopaholic; a retired spy (Gene Kelly) is on vacation and romances a woman passenger (Yvette Mimieux).
S7.E20 ∙ Hong Kong Cruise: Polly's Poker Palace/Shop Ahoy/Double Date/The Hong Kong Affair/Two Tails of a City: Part 2
Conclusion. On a Hong Kong cruise: a senator (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) romances a woman (Donna Reed), until he learns the nature of her visit; two brothers (Leigh McCloskey and Lee Majors II) date Julie (Lauren Tewes) and Vicki (Jill Whelan); a woman passenger (Brenda Vaccaro) is a shopaholic; a retired spy (Gene Kelly) is on vacation and romances a woman passenger (Yvette Mimieux).
S7.E21 ∙ Ace's Valet/Mother Comes First/Hit or Miss America
Ace's parents send family valet Finley to be his valet on board. Mrs. Rhodes is afraid of aging, so her daughter Jenny fixes her up. Isaac's friend Cassie wants him to be her date for a class reunion, but his eyes are elsewhere.
S7.E22 ∙ The Lady and the Maid/Love Is Blind/The Babymakers
A ship's maid has resented her twin sister for decades; Barry and Sheila take a scientific approach to conception; Isaac and blind Darnell compete for Terry Cook.
S7.E23 ∙ Side by Side/A Fish Out of Water/Rub Me Tender
Teenage Toby is preoccupied with Grandma Edna's health. Awkward Allan meets an unusual woman while snooping. Gopher hires Dorrie as a masseuse but doesn't have time to tell Merrill, who falls for her.
S7.E24 ∙ A Rose is Not a Rose/Novelties/Too Rich and Too Thin
Hired entertainer Rose must remain in bed, so her friend Barry impersonates her and charms the audience. Novelties maker Walt propositions Helen. Adam and Merrill vie for struggling actress Jaime, who shows signs of anorexia.
S7.E25 ∙ Dreamboat/Gopher, Isaac & the Starlet/The Parents/The Importance of Being Johnny/Julie and the Producer: Part 1
Part 1 of 2. A Hollywood movie company is filming a musical, called "Dream Boat", on board the ship, with plans to use both crew and passengers as extras. Starlet Shelley Rush (Melba Moore) desperately wants to audition for the production crew but can't seem to get their attention. Merrill (Gavin MacLeod) falls for faded star Angela Lovett (Alexis Smith), while Vicki (Jill Whelan) is enamored of her son, Johnny Lovett (James A. Osmond), a rock star who has never acted before, is very apprehensive about his debut, and takes it out on Vicki, by being rude to her. Julie (Lauren Tewes) is pursued by the movie's producer, Marty Chenault (Dean Jones), the older brother of Jack Chenault (Tony Roberts), whom Julie almost married; the movie's director, Bennett Barton (Ben Vereen) tries to keep his star, Faye Marsh (Juliet Prowse), happy at Doc's (Bernie Kopell) expense.
S7.E26 ∙ Dreamboat/Gopher, Isaac & the Starlet/The Parents/The Importance of Being Johnny/Julie and the Producer: Part 2
Conclusion. The filming of the "Dream Boat" movie musical continues on board the Pacific Princess, in spite of Faye Marsh (Juliet Prowse) being notoriously difficult. Adam (Bernie Kopell) tells Bennett (Ben Vereen) and Marty (Dean Jones) that he finds Faye to be one of the most glamorous women on the screen, prompting them to recruit Adam to spend quality time with her and keep her happy, so that the film shoot will continue without incident. Gopher (Fred Grandy) and Isaac (Ted Lange) try to help Shelley Rush (Melba Moore) get noticed by the filmmakers. Angela (Alexis Smith) and Merrill (Gavin MacLeod) get to know each other well. Vicki (Jill Whelan) confides in Adam that she's in love with Johnny (James A. Osmond) and even winds up helping the first-time actor get into character. Julie (Lauren Tewes) and Marty begin a romance. And when the film shoot gets into trouble, Angela comes up with a plan to salvage things.
S7.E27 ∙ Best Ex-Friends/All the Congressman's Women/Three Faces of Love
Isaac is taken with new barmaid Tina; movie makeup man Wendell tests his fiancee Suzy's fidelity; Congressman Gibson's daughter Penny comes between him and his fiancee Gayle.
S8.E1 ∙ The Crew's Cruise Director/What a Drag/Doc's Slump
The crew is working a special Alaskan cruise, wherein all the passengers are women who are vying for a date with Engelbert Humperdinck. The Captain (Gavin MacLeod) informs the crew that Julie (Lauren Tewes) got married and has left. So they get a new cruise director (Diane Ladd), who's a real terror. Julie's sister, Judy (Pat Klous) who just got divorced, goes on the cruise. Two men (Bert Convy and Arte Johnson), one of whom is the husband of the woman (Patty Duke) who organized the ladies' cruise, follows her because he fears that he is inadequate for her, so they pose as women; Doc's (Bernie Kopell) romance with Emily (Michelle Phillips) crumbles.
S8.E2 ∙ Vicki and the Fugitive/Lady in the Window/Stolen Years/Dutch Treat: Part 1
Part 1 of 2. While on a cruise in the Netherlands, Vicki (Jill Whelan) hooks up with a new crew member (Patrick Cassidy), who is being sought by Interpol. A man (Pat Harrington Jr.) who is with his wife (Eileen Brennan), discovers his mistress (Teri Copley) is also on the ship. The Captain (Gavin MacLeod) is taken with a woman (Elke Sommer) who, for some reason, tries to keep him at bay. And a woman (Cloris Leachman) meets a former lover (George Kennedy), who thinks she betrayed him but who doesn't remember her when they meet.
S8.E3 ∙ Vicki and the Fugitive/Lady in the Window/Stolen Years/Dutch Treat: Part 2
By [email protected]: Conclusion. While on a cruise in the Netherlands, Vicki (Jill Whelan) hooks up with a new crew member (Patrick Cassidy), who is being sought by Interpol. A man (Pat Harrington Jr.) who is with his wife (Eileen Brennan), discovers his mistress (Teri Copley) is also on the ship. The Captain (Gavin MacLeod) is taken with a woman (Elke Sommer) who, for some reason, tries to keep him at bay. And a woman (Cloris Leachman) meets her former lover (George Kennedy), who thinks she betrayed him but who doesn't remember her when they meet.
S8.E4 ∙ Ace Meets the Champ/Why Justin Can't Read/Call Me a Doctor
Ace tries to impress an old flame by confronting himself with a boxing champion (Dick Butkus). A father has to deal with his dyslexic son.
S8.E5 ∙ Only the Good Die Young/Honey Beats the Odds/The Light of Another Day
Charming Tim goes on a rampage of bad behavior, thinking that good people die young; blind Millie reunites with college crush George. Undercover FBI agent Miles butters up bookie Jake's girl Honey to get the scoop on Jake's operation.
S8.E6 ∙ Soap Gets in Your Eyes/A Match Made in Heaven/Tugs of the Heart
Gopher reconnects with a woman who once rejected his marriage proposal. A man with his own Guardian Angel discovers he has to make a personal sacrifice. An overprotective mother won't let her daughter date the man she wants.
S8.E7 ∙ And One to Grow On/Seems Like Old Times/I'll Never Forget What's Her Name
On her 18th birthday, Vicky drinks too much champagne and learns of her dad's alcoholism. Using info from private detective John, Deborah finds her college beau Larry. Arthur tries to renew ties with ex-fiancee Ruth by faking amnesia.
S8.E8 ∙ Aerobic April/The Wager/Story of the Century
April gets the whole crew in shape with her aerobics class, Captain orders. A reporter (Ralph Bellamy) believes that famous aviator Amelia Earhart is on board. A man bets $1 million that his brother will find love during the cruise.
S8.E9 ∙ The Last Heist/Starting Over/Watching the Master
Paula wants jewel thief Dave to retire, but he's after Martha's bling. Judy's friend Beth can't trust men after her divorce, but then meets Joe. Hal, engaged to one of Doc's ex-wives, studies Doc's every move to be a perfect spouse.
S8.E10 ∙ By Hook or by Crook/Revenge with the Proper Stranger/Don't Get Mad, Get Even
Depressed Judy falls for soft-spoken Mike, whom Gopher mistrusts. Missy plans an affair to even the score with husband Jack, who had an accidental affair. Workaholic consumer advocate Marvin balks when wife Carol considers taking a job.
S8.E11 ∙ My Mother, My Chaperone/The Present/The Death and Life of Sir Albert Demerest/Welcome Aboard: Part 1
Part 1 of 2. In London and Paris, a novelist (Lilli Palmer) keeps a tight rein on her daughter (Ana Alicia), who is attracted to a fellow passenger (Morgan Stevens); Judy's (Pat Klous) ex-husband (Marc Singer) tries to win her back; a woman (Loretta Swit) pay an English tart (Catherine Oxenberg) to test her husband's (Dennis Holahan) fidelity; a woman (Colleen Dewhurst) and her son (Peter Barton) are reunited with her actor husband (Trevor Howard).
S8.E12 ∙ My Mother, My Chaperone/The Present/The Death and Life of Sir Albert Demerest/Welcome Aboard: Part 2
Conclusion. In London and Paris, a novelist (Lilli Palmer) keeps a tight rein on her daughter (Ana Alicia), who is attracted to a fellow passenger (Morgan Stevens); Judy's (Pat Klous) ex-husband (Marc Singer) tries to win her back; a woman (Loretta Swit) pays an English tart (Catherine Oxenberg) to test her husband's (Dennis Holahan) fidelity; a woman (Colleen Dewhurst) and her son (Peter Barton) are reunited with her actor husband (Trevor Howard).
S8.E13 ∙ Paying the Piper/Baby Sister/Help Wanted
After years of marriage, Cheryl wants to stop being frugal. Eleanor got burned in a fast romance, so she throws cold water on sister Pat's fling with Peter. Energetic intern Kim rotates through shipboard jobs, but fails all of them.
S8.E14 ∙ Country Blues/A Matter of Taste/Frat Brothers Forever
Country music singer and songwriter Billy Boy Bodine (Matt McCoy) cruises with his manager Cappy (Claude Akins), who tries to come between Billy and adoring admirer Arlene Cort (Leah Ayres), because Billy writes his best music when he's depressed. Shipboard neighbors Simon Ashford (Farley Granger) and Valerie Frasier (Terry Moore) are interior designers engaged in cutthroat competition to win the contract to redecorate the ship, and will stop at nothing to sabotage each other. Doc (Bernie Kopell) enjoys a visit from his fraternity brother Buzz McLaine (Roy Thinnes), who travels with his cousin Jim Dolan (Michael McGrady). But things are not what they seem.
S8.E15 ∙ Santa, Santa, Santa/Another Dog Gone Christmas/Noel's Christmas Carol
Judy, Gopher, and Isaac each hire a Santa, who don't get along and try to out-do each other. To placate her mother, a woman asks Ace to pose as her fiancé. A has-been comic finds his career resurrected by an abandoned dog.
S8.E16 ∙ Instinct/Unmade for Each Other/BOS
A computer dating mix-up affects men named Shelley and Leslie. Isaac pretends to accept Lynda's self-help philosophy. A woman's husband sends another guy to substitute for him.
S8.E17 ∙ Ace Takes the Test/The Counterfeit Couple/The Odd Triple
Gus and Donna test Ace to see if he is right to father their child; Annette and her daughter Susie vie for Gopher's company; Lyle and Barbara pose as newlyweds after being booked in the honeymoon suite.
S8.E18 ∙ Love on the Line/Don't Call Me Gopher/Her Honor, the Mayor
Corporate bigwig John meets Marcy, without realizing they've met before. Gopher insists that people call him Burl but alienates his friends. New Mayor Frances falls for Phil, the city council president whom she beat in the election.
S8.E19 ∙ Scandinavia Cruise: Girl of the Midnight Sun/There'll Be Some Changes Made/Too Many Isaacs/Mr. Smith Goes to Stockholm: Part 1
Part 1 of 2. A Scandinavian cruise on the Royal Viking Sky begins in London and travels through Oslo and Stockholm. Grant Cooper (John Davidson) is the VP of Promotions for the Midnight Sun suntan lotion and is seeking a native Scandinavian female to be the company spokesperson from dozens of applicants. Greta Lund (Christopher Norris) impersonates a native Scandinavian in hopes of winning. Lonely Mel Davis (Jack Klugman) thinks women don't like him because of his large nose, so he plans to get cosmetic surgery in Stockholm. But he meets Kay Webber (Susannah York) along the way and she falls in love with him but thinks he's planning a different kind of surgery. Scientist Dr. Fabian Cain (Telly Savalas) creates a robot duplicate of Isaac (Ted Lange) and plans to use him for nefarious purposes, with help from aspiring actress Delia Parks (Janet Jackson), who may or may not be in love with Isaac. Wealthy Swedish actress Helga Bjorsson (Priscilla Barnes) captivates Gopher (Fred Grandy).
S8.E20 ∙ Scandinavia Cruise: Girl of the Midnight Sun/There'll Be Some Changes Made/Too Many Isaacs/Mr. Smith Goes to Stockholm: Part 2
Conclusion: As the Scandinavian cruise continues, Grant (John Davidson) and Ace (Ted McGinley) go to Greta's (Christopher Norris) parents' home for a photo shoot with her. Kay (Susannah York) expresses concern to Doc (Bernie Kopell) about Mel's (Jack Klugman) operation. Dr. Fabian Cain (Telly Savalas) tries out Isaac's (Ted Lange) robot double in public, while the real Isaac goes on a romantic boat ride with Delia Parks (Janet Jackson). Gopher (Fred Grandy) leaves the cruise line to work with Helga (Priscilla Barnes).
S8.E21 ∙ Ace Takes a Holiday/The Runaway/Courier
Courier Arnold won't remove the briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. Irene can't understand daughter Sandy's hostility toward her stepfather Frank. Ace is sidelined with an injury, replaced by Kim, and nursed by passenger Lisa.
S8.E22 ∙ Getting Started/Daughter's Dilemma/The Captain Wears Pantyhose
Paul thinks his Dad's birthday gift is call girl Misty. Nancy scorns her father Martin's shipboard fling with Lillian. Merrill fails Deirdre, who is testing for a Captaincy.
S8.E23 ∙ Vicki's Gentleman Caller/Partners to the End/The Perfect Arrangement
Marc charms Vicki, but Merrill frets about their age difference. Business partners Lou and Stan plan an insurance swindle. Bi-coastal TV personalities Jenn and Tom have been married six months but have spent no time together.
S8.E24 ∙ Judy Hits a Low Note/Love Times Two/The Problem with Papa
Judy is asked to sing in the cruise-line commercial. A daughter (Jessica Walter) fears her father might be senile. A husband (Barry Van Dyke) will do anything to win back his wife's love.
S8.E25 ∙ Charmed, I'm Sure/Ashes to Ashes/No Dad of Mine
Ace meets an old girlfriend who is now in a wheelchair. A couple (Jimmie Walker, Telma Hopkins) take advantage of the cruise to quit smoking. A man and a woman hide that they are relatives (John Beck, Cathy Silvers).
S8.E26 ∙ Caribbean Cruise: Call Me Grandma/A Gentleman of Discretion/The Perfect Divorce/Letting Go: Part 1
Part 1 of 2. An British ex-military officer (Stewart Granger), escorting the singing sensation group, Menudo, is tired of a woman (Lana Turner), who lies; while a young couple (Jared Martin and Hayley Mills) is bewildered because Doc Bricker (Bernie Kopell) seems very much in love with his visiting ex-wife (Elizabeth Ashley), which Doc attributes is why they divorced; Vicki (Jill Whelan) falls for a young man (Timothy Patrick Murphy), who is continually pampered by his mother (Anne Baxter), who refuses to see him as anything other than a child; an employer (Andrew Stevens) is being set up for a sex-discrimination lawsuit by a woman (Linda Purl), who is disguised as a man.
S8.E27 ∙ Caribbean Cruise: Call Me Grandma/A Gentleman of Discretion/The Perfect Divorce/Letting Go: Part 2
A woman (Lana Turner) falls for the chaperone (Stewart Granger) of the boy band Menudo, a female job seeker (Linda Purl) poses as a man while on the ship, a couple (Jared Martin and Hayley Mills) reconsiders their relationship, and a teenage boy (Timothy Patrick Murphy) proposes to Vicki (Jill Whelan).
S9.E1 ∙ A Day in Port
The ship gets a makeover and gains new dancers. Isaac gets the surprising visit of a former girlfriend who wants to renew with him.
S9.E2 ∙ Your Money or Your Wife/Joint Custody/The Temptations
Vicki is thrilled to let everyone know that she got the famous band The Temptations to perform during the cruise. A couple fight each other to gain custody of their son.
S9.E3 ∙ Hidden Treasure/Picture from the Past/Ace's Salary
A couple is looking for a rare stamp hidden somewhere on the boat. Ace and the crew campaign for a salary raise. A woman avoids Andy Warhol, wanting to forget the time she was in one of his movies.
S9.E4 ∙ The German Cruise: The Villa/The Racer's Edge/Love or Money/The Accident: Part 1
The crew is now in Germany. And among the passengers is a woman (Alexis Smith), whose family estate was taken by a nemesis (Craig Stevens), runs into an old flame (Mel Ferrer). Doc meets a woman (Susan Blakely), who's traveling with her brother (Ken Olandt), who doesn't warm up to Doc. Later, while they're out, Doc tries to help a man, a friend of the brother (Olandt), who appears to be seriously injured and later dies. Two sisters (Audrey Landers and Judy Landers), who are looking to score a rich guy but, when one of them (Judy Landers) is attracted to Ace (Ted McGinley), her sister (Audrey Landers) tries to sabotage the relationship. And a biker (Jack Coleman), who just got married (Lisa Whelchel) and is retiring from competition, is being courted by his coach (Harry Morgan), who says he wants him to enter one last race so that the coach can get the job he's trying to get.
S9.E5 ∙ The German Cruise: The Villa/The Racer's Edge/Love or Money/The Accident: Part 2
Conclusion. On the Rivera: a former bike-racing coach (Harry Morgan) tries to lure a newlywed champion (Jack Coleman) out of retirement; a woman (Alexis Smith) wants to visit the family villa before it's sold; Doc feels badly about a passenger (Ken Olandt)'s friend's death; two sisters (Audrey Landers and Judy Landers) try to attract wealthy men, one sister (Audrey Landers) tries to break up her sister's (Judy Landers) relationship with Ace (Ted McGinley).
S9.E6 ∙ Forties Fantasy
Gopher (Fred Grandy) dreams that he is living in the forties and that the ship is a WWII troop carrier en route to France.
S9.E7 ∙ Good Time Girls/Iron Man/Soap War
Three college girls are mistaken for prostitutes; fitness guru Andy suffers fainting spells during triathlon training; Aunt Sylvia's friend Betsy auditions for a new part on their soap opera with Sylvia's lecherous co-star Roger.
S9.E8 ∙ Trouble in Paradise/No More Mister Nice Guy/The Mermaid and the Cop
Julie McCoy asks Gopher for advice when her marriage starts to fall apart. One of the Mermaid dancers is on the run and is afraid that a Las Vegas cop might recognize her. Ace is forced to fire two employees.
S9.E9 ∙ Roommates/Heartbreaker/Out of the Blue
New roommates Vicki and Judy, have to deal with their opposites habits. A multimillionaire makes everyone's dreams come true.
S9.E10 ∙ The Father of the Bride/The Best Man/Members of the Wedding
Love is in the air with a wedding on board. Ace is attracted by the bride that ran away, and the groom is getting closer to her sister.
S9.E11 ∙ Picture Me a Spy/Daredevil/Sleeper
Ace's cabin has been searched and he suspects a spy team work. Doc's new patient is sleepwalking. A woman is scared by her boyfriend's risky stunts.
S9.E12 ∙ Hippies and Yuppies/Frat Wars/Return of the Lambdas
When a fraternity has the turnover of one of their relics from one chapter to another, the chapter receiving the relic feels the chapter currently in possession of it is not worthy to be part of the fraternity, so the recipient chapter leader (Tim Ryan) tries to make it appear that they violate several of the fraternity's laws so that they would be thrown out. He even sends a girl (Karen L. Scott) to seduce and distract the leader (Steven Eckholdt) of the other group, who seems to keep them in check. And two couples, who were also in the fraternity 20 years ago and were hippies then, meet and while one of them (Larry Wilcox and Carlene Watkins) are still hippies, the other one (Melanie Chartoff and James Houghton) are now more yuppie, so they feel as if they don't have anything in common, anymore.
S9.E13 ∙ Miss Mom/Who's the Champ/Gopher's Delusion
Judy thinks kiddie book writer Nathan is perfect for her picky cousin Gretchen; pro wrestler Tom forbids his sister Linda to associate with his opponent Lover Boy Bob; Gopher is given a post-hypnotic suggestion that he's the captain.
S9.E14 ∙ Egyptian Cruise: Part 1
Merrill and his friend Helen share memories. Producer Mike wants starlet Deborah to play Cleopatra. Carrie eyes the gold ankh which Adam was given at a bazaar. Busy Greg may lose his teacher wife Laurel to ex-pupil Christopher.
S9.E15 ∙ Egyptian Cruise: Part 2
Conclusion. Cruising the Nile - the Captain (Gavin MacLeod) and his friend's widow (Jean Stapleton) share memories; a producer (John Astin) wants a starlet (Deborah Adair) to play Cleopatra; the starlet has a reunion with her ex-boyfriend/reporter (Chad Everett); Judy (Pat Klous) and a passenger (Valerie Harper), who is unhappy with her husband (James Sloyan) and marriage, are both attracted to the same man (Grant Show); Doc (Bernie Kopell) acquires a scarab and attracts attention from others (Catherine Oxenberg and John Putch).
S9.E16 ∙ Hello, Emily/The Tour Guide/The Winning Number
A widow (Marion Ross) has her eyes on the Captain (Gavin MacLeod). A freshly appointed tour guide (Teri Copley) has to deal with a group of demanding senior citizens. A recent $8 million lottery winner (Noah Beery Jr.) becomes a boor.
S9.E17 ∙ The Second Time Around/Hello, Spencer/Runaway, Go Home
The Captain (Gavin MacLeod) welcomes back a widow (Marion Ross), who has romantic plans for her new cruise. Larry Gatlin is trying to help a runaway (Quinn Cummings).
S9.E18 ∙ The Art Lover/Couples/Made for Each Other
Gopher (Fred Grandy) is afraid of getting fired, after breaking a very valuable art piece. Newlyweds (Mary Cadorette and Dean Butler) realize that they have nothing in common besides sex.
S9.E19 ∙ Second Banana/The Prodigy/What Goes Around Comes Around
An artist (Donald O'Connor) and his orangutan gives his last performance during the cruise.
S9.E20 ∙ Gothic Romance/Whatever Happened to Crazy Joe Flash?/We'll Meet Again
Seeking ideas, romance novelist Kate fantasizes that Ace is courting her; rock star Crazy Joe finds romance with Joyce Anderson; annual guests have stayed in the same cabin for years, but are married to others and committing adultery.
S9.E21 ∙ The Will/Deja Vu/The Prediction
A millionaire is after a mysterious woman who turned out to be his wife. A psychic (Eva Gabor) makes a very scary prediction.
S9.E22 ∙ Spain Cruise: The Matadors/Mrs. Jameson Comes Out/Love's Labors Found/Marry Me, Marry Me: Part 1
Part 1 of 2. The grandson (Lorenzo Lamas) of a famous matador (Cesar Romero) wants to write rather than become a bullfighter; a woman (Sada Thompson), who spent 20 years in prison, hopes to be reunited with her daughter (Melissa Sue Anderson); a passenger (Adrian Zmed) is seeing both Judy (Pat Klous) and Vicki (Jill Whelan), without their knowledge; Isaac (Ted Lange) helps a pregnant unmarried stowaway (Olivia Brown).
S9.E23 ∙ Spain Cruise: The Matadors/Mrs. Jameson Comes Out/Love's Labors Found/Marry Me, Marry Me: Part 2
Conclusion. The grandson (Lorenzo Lamas) of a famous matador (Cesar Romero) wants to write, rather than become a bullfighter; a woman (Sada Thompson), who spent 20 years in prison, hopes to be reunited with her daughter (Melissa Sue Anderson); a passenger (Adrian Zmed) is seeing both Vicki (Jill Whelan) and Judy (Pat Klous), without their knowledge; Isaac (Ted Lange) helps a pregnant unmarried stowaway (Olivia Brown).
S9.E24 ∙ My Stepmother, Myself/Almost Roommates/Cornerback Sneak
Captain Stubbing's happiness is darkened by Vicki's jealousy. The crew learn that they have to share their cabins.
S9.E25 ∙ Happily Ever After/Have I Got a Job for You/Mr. Smith Goes to Minikulu
The Captain (Gavin MacLeod) might reconsider his marriage to Emily (Marion Ross). Gopher (Fred Grandy) has second thoughts about an offer to manage an island resort, when Isaac (Ted Lange) leaves the project.
S10.E1 ∙ The Shipshape Cruise
A plus-sized diet doctor (Jennifer Holliday) hires a hard-body fitness instructor to promote her nutrition program, a man (Dack Rambo) tells his partner he wants to see other women, and Doc runs into an ex on his honeymoon.
S10.E2 ∙ The Christmas Cruise: Part 1
Mother/daughter cons work a Christmas cruise. Depression overcomes a comic portraying Santa. A couple are reunited after 11 years. The new Mrs. Stubing wonders what to get her husband for Christmas.
S10.E3 ∙ The Christmas Cruise: Part 2
Heather wonders if Wellington will still love her when he finds out about her. A chance meeting between David and the morose Santa helps them both make a fateful decision. Mrs. Stubing struggles to find a present for Merrill.
S10.E4 ∙ Who Killed Maxwell Thorn?
A billionaire who secretly gave free cruises to six strangers is reported missing. Ace (Ted McGinley) suspects that one of the six cruise recipients murdered him. Emily (Marion Ross) searches for fulfillment as someone other than the Captain's wife.
