The Misery Index

The Misery Index

Game show featuring two teams competing against each other by rating their hilarious and miserable real-life events on a scale of 1-100.

Genre: ComedyGame-Show

Cast:Jameela JamilBrian QuinnJames MurrayJoe GattoSal VulcanoPhyillicia BishopSue DrakefordJenna VulcanoTravis KelceJonathan GoodMelyssa MurraySara RahmanColin CosellKristina ThompsonLindsey CoffeyTahkyia WillisAnthony GambrellZoe Stoller


1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ When We Smash

Thu, May 14, 2020

Joe and Q "make love", we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie. An office flasher and a clumsy partier battle to be masters of misery, in hopes of winning the $30,000 grand prize.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ UK vs US Special

Thu, May 21, 2020

After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ This is Not a Drill!

Thu, May 28, 2020

Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, take measure of Sal's "moist moment", and a giant door-opening python.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ The Grandma Special

Thu, Jun 4, 2020

From "I'm going with penis" to "I had whipped cream coming out of my nose", they may be senior citizens but these ladies have lived. Find out what happens when a young bull charges you, and what made a girl lose 10 years of memories.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ They Didn't Blur the Dog!

Thu, Jun 11, 2020

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Send in the Clowns

Thu, Jun 18, 2020

A moped crash that'd make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet. Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ No One Told Sal

Thu, Jun 25, 2020

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We've got the answers in this very fancy episode.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ I Used to Have Abs Once Too

Thu, Jul 2, 2020

A truly terrifying Halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in The Misery Index.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Trust Me As Someone Who Has One!

Thu, Jul 9, 2020

'Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end. The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ A Brick in the Face

Thu, Jul 16, 2020

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex

Tue, Oct 20, 2020

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in The Misery Index.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ He Looks Like Mr. Magoo

Tue, Oct 27, 2020

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic and a little boy overhears his parents having sex - and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ Confirmed Urine

Tue, Nov 10, 2020

Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man's big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.

14Season 2

S2.E14 ∙ A Soprano in the Family

Tue, Nov 17, 2020

An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.

15Season 2

S2.E15 ∙ It Messes With Your Head!

Tue, Nov 24, 2020

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what's it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.

16Season 2

S2.E16 ∙ Double the Misery

Tue, Dec 1, 2020

Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge , and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.

17Season 2

S2.E17 ∙ It's Gonna Be a Bloodbath

Tue, Dec 8, 2020

Sweat bees in the eyes, one girl's battle with the zombie apocalypse and why you should never inject your privates with petroleum jelly. It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

18Season 2

S2.E18 ∙ I'd Say Sex With a Nun!

Tue, Dec 15, 2020

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a with very weird horse fetish - and that's just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

19Season 2

S2.E19 ∙ Are You Cray-Cray?

Tue, Dec 22, 2020

Find out why Sal's mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in", and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk. All this and more on The Misery Index.

20Season 2

S2.E20 ∙ The $50,000 Misery Index Holiday Special

Wed, Dec 23, 2020

In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don't mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint.