The New Statesman
The ultra right-wing Alan B'Stard, the most selfish, greedy, dishonest, sadistic and sociopathic Conservative MP of them all, plots to achieve his meglomaniacal ambitions.
Genre: Comedy
Cast:Rik Mayall , Michael Troughton , Marsha Fitzalan , Terence Alexander , Rowena Cooper , John Nettleton , Berwick Kaler , Nick Stringer , Victor Lucas , Steve Nallon , Vivien Heilbron , Benjamin Whitrow , Brigitte Kahn , Adam Wide , John Carlin , John Warnaby , Alan Hardwick , Charles Gray
S3.E1 ∙ Labour of Love
Alan B'Stard's reputation as the most right-wing Tory MP in the House is under threat: Working class fatso Victor Crosby has just won the Accrington by-election for the Conservatives and, through his publicly declared extreme political views, is on the brink of stealing B'Stard's thunder.
S3.E2 ∙ The Party's Over
Major is securely belted in the driving seat of the Tory machine but despite the new leadership, Conservative fortunes are flagging - a severe economic crisis looms; the opinion polls predict the Party's imminent downfall.
S3.E3 ∙ Let Them Sniff Cake
Following the riotous TV appearance in 'Balance', a serious discussion slot chaired by MENSA member Joan Bakewell, Alan B'Stard is branded an animal hater across the front pages of the tabloid press.
S3.E4 ∙ Keeping Mum
In the House of Commons conniving Tory Alan B'Stard faces a barrage of hostility from an Opposition outraged by his proposal for an amendment to the Social Security Bill.
S3.E5 ∙ Natural Selection
During the annual cocktail party at his country residence B'Stard's scathing contempt for his Haltemprice constituents seriously backfires.
S3.E6 ∙ Profit of Boom
The purpose of Alan's USSR tour is to spread the gospel of Capitalism according to B'Stard, as well to acquire several thousand rubles by selling off video cassettes of his free-market sermons.
