The Parent 'Hood

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Ring Around the Nosy

Wed, Jan 18, 1995

Michael and Zaria pretend to want a tattoo and a nose ring, hoping to con their parents into letting them get a car. Robert can't rid his mind of images conjured up by elderly Mrs. Wilcox's request for advice on sex.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ The Rake, the Fake and Gopher Snake

Wed, Jan 25, 1995

Nicholas conceals the escape of his pet snake, leading Jerri to think she's killed it through neglect. Robert's efforts to break up Zaria's date with a shallow boy gets him in trouble with Jerri.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Pizza Man

Wed, Feb 1, 1995

Robert bets Michael he can work beside him at the pizza parlor, unaware the manager once flunked Robert's class. Zaria uses Nicholas as a diet incentive--each time she overeats, he gets a look at her diary.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ Crappy Anniversary

Wed, Feb 8, 1995

Robert's plan to spring an anniversary surprise on Jerri fails when it is ruined by a surprise blizzard. Zaria forces deadbeat Nicholas to do humiliating household tasks.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Like Father, Like Hell

Wed, Feb 15, 1995

Michael's girlfriend makes a pass at Robert, but no one believes him until Jerri catches her in action.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ The Paw That Rocks the Cradle

Wed, Feb 22, 1995

Robert tries to replace Nicholas' imaginary friend with a real dog without telling dog-hater Jerri.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ IQ, UQ, We All Q

Wed, Mar 1, 1995

Robert and his family are having his famous colleague, Professor Houchins, over for dinner to celebrate the publication of Houchins' bestselling book on intelligence. However, fearing that the notoriously snobby Houchins might see him and his family as nonintellectuals, Robert gets everyone to pretend to be as smug, overtly smart and classy as possible. However, the real challenge is the dinner itself since it's Zaria's turn to cook.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Byte Me

Wed, Mar 15, 1995

Michael makes an Internet date on a sex line but is shocked by the real-world meeting.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ Trial by Jerri

Wed, Mar 22, 1995

The family holds a trial to see if Michael and Zaria are responsible enough to throw a party.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ Don't Be Alarmed

Wed, Mar 29, 1995

The family buys an alarm system after Nicholas' bike is stolen.

11Season 1

S1.E11 ∙ Nice Guys Finish Last

Wed, May 3, 1995

Robert is crushed when Zaria decides to dump a boy he actually approved of and meddles in an effort to keep them together.

12Season 1

S1.E12 ∙ The Bully Pulpit

Wed, May 10, 1995

Nicholas contends with a bully, bringing back memories for Robert.

13Season 1

S1.E13 ∙ Trust a Move

Wed, May 17, 1995

Robert and Derek go undercover as hip-hop fans to follow Zaria to a gangsta rap concert.