The Sarah Silverman Program.

Sarah's immature, only thinks of herself and has no inhibition nor work. Her sister Laura pays her rent. She has a gay couple as neighbors. Laura's seeing cop Jay.

Genre: Comedy

Cast:Sarah Silverman , Laura Silverman , Brian Posehn , Steve Agee , Jay Johnston , Rob Schrab , Georgie Kidder , Tig Notaro , Eddie Pepitone , Justin Roiland , Mike Ivy , Laura Marano , Murray Gershenz , Armen Weitzman , Johnnie Walker , Eric Marseglia , Mark Cohen , Lindsey Stoddart

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Officer Jay

Thu, Feb 1, 2007

Sarah gets a DUI drinking cough syrup. When her sister picks her up at the police station, she meets cop Jay. They go on a date and Sarah has to watch Cookie Party alone. Is Brian bi?

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Humanitarian of the Year

Thu, Feb 8, 2007

Sarah takes in a homeless man whom she went to high school with; Brian repeatedly fails to defend Steve from attackers.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Positively Negative

Thu, Feb 15, 2007

Sarah takes a free HIV test, but the questionnaire convinces her, she's got AIDS before seeing the blood test result. She goes overboard as activist promoting herself. Jay's having his first birthday party ever.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ Not Without My Daughter

Thu, Feb 22, 2007

When Sarah enters a young girl also named Sarah into a pageant, they see how little they have in common and how very much they don't have in common. Steve is questioned by the cops for leaving a "bomb" in a cop car.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Muffin' Man

Thu, Mar 1, 2007

Brian tastes Tab and is carried away. Sarah meets Jay's lesbian cop partner and is carried away.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ Batteries

Thu, Mar 8, 2007

Sarah searches for AA batteries and then sings a song about what is wrong with the world.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Bored of the Rings

Wed, Oct 3, 2007

Tired of being awakened by church bells every Sunday morning, Sarah storms into the church to express her outrage.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Joan of Arf

Wed, Oct 10, 2007

Sarah's curiosity is piqued when Doug, her dog, repeatedly licks his own ass. When she finally gives in to temptation and takes a taste for herself, she is witnessed in the act.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Face Wars

Wed, Oct 17, 2007

Sarah wagers that it's easier to be a black person in America than a Jewish person, and attempts to prove it by "becoming black" for a day with the help of a makeup artist.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Doody

Wed, Oct 24, 2007

After their mother's grave - and skeleton - are defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Ah, Men

Wed, Oct 31, 2007

Sarah enters into a serious romance with God. She starts to sour on his neediness and deep-seated insecurity, but she also wants to show him off at her high school reunion.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ Maid to Border

Wed, Nov 7, 2007

When Sarah's cherished Hamburglar doll goes missing, she fires her maid, Dora, believing she stole it.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ High, It's Sarah

Wed, Oct 8, 2008

Sarah gets high for the first time and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously and to act on them.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ The Mongolian Beef

Sat, Oct 11, 2008

Sarah discovers that her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing that this personally affects her, even 800 years later, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Making New Friends

Thu, Oct 16, 2008

Sarah thinks she's psychic but quickly discovers her friends are just really predictable and boring.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ Patriot Tact

Thu, Oct 23, 2008

Sarah thinks she sees Osama Bin Laden on the street and runs him over with her car.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ Pee

Thu, Oct 30, 2008

Sarah becomes an adult bed-wetter.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ There's No Place Like Homeless

Thu, Nov 6, 2008

Sarah loses her keys, so has no choice but to become homeless. She meets an old friend who shows her the beauty of homelessness, causing Sarah to never want to go home again.

13Season 2

S2.E13 ∙ Fetus Don't Fail Me Now

Thu, Nov 13, 2008

Sarah is oblivious to the fact that she is 9-months pregnant, assuming she's just been bloated.Â When she finally comprehends her situation, she realizes she may be in over her head.

14Season 2

S2.E14 ∙ I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

Thu, Nov 20, 2008

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Steve and Brian purchase a box set of their favorite sci-fi series.

15Season 2

S2.E15 ∙ Kangamangus

Thu, Dec 4, 2008

Sarah strives to leave a legacy by creating a popular slang word: "Ozay."

16Season 2

S2.E16 ∙ Vow Wow

Thu, Dec 11, 2008

Sarah mocks the institution of marriage by announcing that she and her dog, Doug, are engaged.

0Season 3

S3.E0 ∙ Inappropriate Acts

Jan 2010

A mash-up of the most offensive and outrageous moments from The Sarah Silverman Program.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ The Proof Is in the Penis

Thu, Feb 4, 2010

To get Sarah to "man up," Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina; Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ The Silverman and the Pillows

Thu, Feb 11, 2010

After Sarah's brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade to show how easy making children's books and television is.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ A Slip Slope

Thu, Feb 18, 2010

Sarah sues "Home Alone" - the movie - for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor and becomes the official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ Nightmayor

Thu, Feb 25, 2010

Fed-up of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, Sarah campaigns for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when she is announced the winner.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ Smellin' of Troy

Thu, Mar 11, 2010

Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures her into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ A Fairly Attractive Mind

Thu, Mar 18, 2010

Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ Songs in the Key of Yuck

Thu, Mar 25, 2010

Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they don't actually like jam band music, they are just tripping. Laura copes with Jay's chronic "laughmares" in an unusual way.

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Just Breve

Thu, Apr 1, 2010

Sarah narrates, as an old time-y southerner, the story of Steve creating a baby robot named "Breve," for Brian and he to care of as their own child. Laura and Jay open up to each other about their risqué sexual interests.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ A Good Van Is Hard to Find

Thu, Apr 8, 2010

After repeatedly climbing into pedophiles' vans, Sarah realizes that the guys driving vans aren't creepy by themselves, the vans make them that way. Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide whose turn it is to do the laundry.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ Wowschwitz

Thu, Apr 15, 2010

Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials. Sarah invites her friend Murray, who was at Auschwitz, to be the guest of honor at her memorial. She does not realize that Murray was at Auschwitz as a guard.