Those Who Can't

There are teachers who inspire, enlighten, and challenge us. These are not those teachers.

Genre: Comedy

Cast:Maria Thayer , Adam Cayton-Holland , Ben Roy , Andrew Orvedahl , Sonya Eddy , Rory Scovel , Kyle Kinane , Susie Essman , Jason Sklar , Rich Fulcher , Jerry Minor , Randy Sklar , Cheri Oteri , Britney Young , Hana Mae Lee , Libe Barer , Jack Foley , Patton Oswalt

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ The Boys Are Coming Together

Thu, Feb 11, 2016

When the school bully begins picking on some of the teachers at Smoot High, the teachers exact a terrible (and stupid) revenge... and even the librarian gets in on the action!

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Oof, Nut City

Thu, Feb 11, 2016

Principal Quinn tasks the guys with helping a shy kid win the student election, but they do their jobs a little too well and unwittingly create a monster. And Abbey and Quinn have a fight over Smoot High's debate practices.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Lady and the Skamp

Thu, Feb 18, 2016

The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over who's the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event...leaving Quinn and Tammy to man the understaffed school.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ The Fairbell Tape

Thu, Feb 25, 2016

The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over who's the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event... leaving Quinn and Tammy to man the understaffed school.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Of Lice and Men

Thu, Mar 3, 2016

After a lice outbreak at Smoot, Loren takes matters into his own hands and commands the "hot zone." Shoemaker and Tammy square off in a haircutting contest, while Abbey revisits some not-so-fond high school memories.

6Season 1

S1.E6 ∙ What's Eating Uncle Jake?

Thu, Mar 10, 2016

After leading the JV Girls Volleyball team to the State Championship, Fairbell gets benched when the PTA appoints a new coach. Plus, Shoemaker takes asst. coaching a bit too far, and Loren schemes for a shady game sponsor.

7Season 1

S1.E7 ∙ For Whom the Bell's Tolls

Thu, Mar 24, 2016

The guys come to school drunk on the day Superintendent Carson promises to fire the worst teacher. Shoemaker has a medical flare-up, Loren maintains a buzz in order to save face, and Fairbell makes a ridiculous new friend.

8Season 1

S1.E8 ∙ Wet Dreams May Come

Thu, Mar 31, 2016

Shoemaker is tormented by a disturbing sex dream, and the drama teacher wrongly advises him to act on it. Meanwhile, Fairbell befriends the new school police officer even though the rest of the gang tries to get rid of him.

9Season 1

S1.E9 ∙ K-Pop Goes the Weasel

Thu, Apr 7, 2016

A former student leaves a threatening letter for the gang, and they quickly realize they're stuck in the middle of his sick, murderous game. Trapped in school at night, with corpses piling up, the teachers fight for survival.

10Season 1

S1.E10 ∙ Take a Wonka on the Wild Side

Thu, Apr 14, 2016

The teachers relive their glory days at Senior Prom, Fairbell and Abbey's "friend date" is a disaster, Quinn has the worst night of his life, and Shoemaker's looming divorce helps him get his angry band back together.

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Rod Man Out

Thu, Oct 6, 2016

With the dreaded new school year right around the corner, the teachers get a surprise when Rod returns to Smoot a sober man. But his new insufferable attitude forces the gang to do the unthinkable to get him back to his old self.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Foreskin in the Game

Thu, Oct 13, 2016

Shoemaker seeks emergency medical help from Abbey; Fairbell takes on a role assisting Cattie, Smoot's new principal; and Loren is left alone in the dust.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Plains High School Drifter

Thu, Oct 20, 2016

Cattie hires a former Denver Bronco to be Smoot's new head football coach, and he appoints Loren as his assistant. But the new coach's methods don't sit well with Tammy and Shoemaker, who go to great lengths to fire him.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ 8 Mile High

Thu, Oct 27, 2016

Obsessed with the underground rap scene, Loren recruits Shoemaker and Fairbell to join his crew. Meanwhile, Abbey gets caught up in the local gang life, and Shoemaker and Rod butt heads over his relationship with Rod's mother.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ White Guilt Trip

Thu, Nov 10, 2016

After Abbey accidentally discovers Smoot's racist past, Cattie brings Native American students in to make up for the bad publicity. Plus, Rod and Loren start a craft brewery on campus, but find that their success may be short-lived.

6Season 2

S2.E6 ∙ The Trial of Geoffrey Quinn

Thu, Nov 10, 2016

It's Principal Quinn's trial, and Shoemaker, Abbey, Fairbell and Loren have been summoned to the witness stand. Meanwhile, Cattie enlists Leslie to transform Smoot into a passable school for an incoming reporter.

7Season 2

S2.E7 ∙ Detergent Dawn

Thu, Nov 17, 2016

Loren finally completes his novel, but the book's success goes to his head, forcing Shoemaker to become his 'agent.' However, when the novel sparks a hookup outbreak, Fairbell and Summer's abstinence class takes a dramatic turn.

8Season 2

S2.E8 ∙ A New Dog in the Yard

Thu, Nov 17, 2016

After being appointed interim wrestling coach, Fairbell starts a beef with the rival school's coach, who Abbey has a crush on. Plus, Shoemaker takes testosterone, and Loren deals with a new girlfriend - and her two children.

9Season 2

S2.E9 ∙ Normal Activity

Thu, Dec 1, 2016

When graffitied pentagrams start popping up around school, Quinn arms the staff with GoPro cameras to catch the vandal - leading to a night of chaos.

10Season 2

S2.E10 ∙ Electile Dysfunction

Thu, Dec 1, 2016

Smoot is used as a polling station for the Denver mayoral election, and Quinn assigns the staff to count votes. But the series finale of a major television show occupies the teachers' time and attention.

11Season 2

S2.E11 ∙ Mid-Bryce Crisis

Thu, Dec 8, 2016

When a former Smoot senior returns to school, Loren, Shoemaker and Fairbell get paranoid about being the victims of yet another senior prank. Meanwhile, Abbey begins to date a younger guy despite warnings from Tammy and Julie.

12Season 2

S2.E12 ∙ Graduation

Thu, Dec 8, 2016

It's graduation week at Smoot, and Shoemaker begins aggressively selling Class of 2017 memorabilia to earn some extra cash. Plus, Quinn's effort to set Loren up with a woman backfires, and Fairbell's future at Smoot is in jeopardy.

1Season 3

S3.E1 ∙ All's Fairbell

Mon, Jan 14, 2019

Against all odds, Fairbell is excelling in his new role as principal - but the arrival of a buttoned-up guidance counselor jeopardizes the rest of the gang's easy street.

2Season 3

S3.E2 ∙ The Running of the Bullies

Mon, Jan 21, 2019

Quinn returns as principal and starts a campaign to tackle the rampant bullying at Smoot - but disturbing the delicate social ecosystem has consequences for everyone.

3Season 3

S3.E3 ∙ You Can't Go Homecoming Again

Mon, Jan 28, 2019

With the gang in charge of the Homecoming Parade floats, tensions rise and "class" warfare ensues.

4Season 3

S3.E4 ∙ A Smoot Holiday Coincidence

Mon, Feb 4, 2019

The Smoot teachers rally around a student as they raise money for his heart transplant.

5Season 3

S3.E5 ∙ Escapegoats

Mon, Feb 11, 2019

With the gang trapped in a Smoot "escape room," new guidance counselor Steven leads the charge to get them fired.

6Season 3

S3.E6 ∙ Taco Tuesday

Mon, Feb 18, 2019

As Tammy desperately tries to take care of an urgent personal matter, Smoot deals with a crisis of its own: a taco-less Tuesday.

7Season 3

S3.E7 ∙ One Ding-Wonder

Mon, Feb 25, 2019

When a Smoot student becomes a viral sensation, Shoemaker gets a brush with fame, and Loren and Abbey try to out-viral everyone with a video of their own.

8Season 3

S3.E8 ∙ Grisly Man

Mon, Mar 4, 2019

Out in the woods for a cross-country race, the gang stumbles upon a hermit they believe is a legendary serial killer.

9Season 3

S3.E9 ∙ Those Who Could've

Mon, Mar 11, 2019

The Smoot faculty exploits student-teachers from a local university.

10Season 3

S3.E10 ∙ SKAppily Ever After

Mon, Mar 18, 2019

Everyone chips in to throw Loren and Jade a dream wedding at the school. Meanwhile, Abbey wants to take her anonymous online relationship to the next level.

11Season 3

S3.E11 ∙ Big Ol' Scams

Mon, Mar 25, 2019

Steven's vocational career fair has Loren and Abbey questioning their professional paths. Meanwhile, Shoemaker and Fairbell join a cult-like pyramid scheme.

12Season 3

S3.E12 ∙ Abbey's Road

Mon, Jul 1, 2019

Abbey enjoys success at her new career away from Smoot. In her absence, the gang struggles with their altered group dynamic and Loren takes over as librarian.

13Season 3

S3.E13 ∙ Yes We Scan

Mon, Apr 8, 2019

With the school in danger of being shut down, the gang hatches a plan to save the day. Meanwhile, Quinn and Tammy embark on a drug-fueled vision quest.