Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
A conservative father butts heads with his family on various social attitudes of the day.
Cast:Tom Bosley , Joan Gerber , Jack Burns , Kristina Holland , Lennie Weinrib , Willie Aames , David Hayward , John Stephenson , Jackie Earle Haley , Pat Harrington Jr. , Hazel Shermet , Ronnie Schell , Alan Oppenheimer , Allan Melvin , Cindy Putnam , Herbie Faye , Daws Butler , Hal Frederick
S1.E1 ∙ The Fling
Harry is accused of having an affair when he drives a client to the airport and they become stranded at a motel.
S1.E2 ∙ Alice's Dress
Alice wants to wear a revealing dress to Harry's awards ceremony, until he gives her a taste of her own medicine.
S1.E3 ∙ The Hippie
Chet idolizes his new hippie friend, until he learns his new friend is not all he seems.
S1.E4 ∙ The Beach Vacation
When Harry and Irma plan their vacation at a beach house, they get more than they bargained for.
S1.E5 ∙ Help Wanted
Harry attempts to be an equal opportunity employer but faces the problem of many small businessmen when he has only one opening and a dozen minority groups clamoring for preference.
S1.E6 ∙ Love Story
Alice falls for a young beggar that asked Harry for money. Worse yet, when the young man asks her to marry him she says yes, which horrifies Harry. However, when he meets the young man's wealthy parents he see's dollar signs in his little girl's future.
S1.E7 ∙ The Victim
While out bowling with Ralph, Harry gets mugged and knocked unconscious leaving a big lump on his head. At first Chet and Alice are all for the mugger getting sent to jail. However, when they find out that the young man came from a poor family they demand that Harry drop the charges.
S1.E9 ∙ Chet's Fiancee
Chet announces that he finally has met "the one" and announces that he intends to spend the rest of his life with her. However, Harry and Irma are shocked when they find out that spending the rest of his life with the girl doesn't necessarily mean getting married when he tells him that he will be living with her and that he still won't go to work, but will live off the system.
S1.E10 ∙ The Mouse
Jamie brings home a mouse that he intends to not only keep as a pet, but to train so he can charge admission when it performs. However, this doesn't sit well with Irma and Alice who are both deathly afraid of it. Harry, behind Irma's back, tells Jamie he can keep it as long as it stays in the garage. Unfortunately, when the mouse turns up missing, Jamie blames Harry and decides to run away from home.
S1.E11 ∙ Duty Calls
Once again Harry tries to get a job for Chet. Unfortunately, his efforts fail when Chet calls for a recall of several perfectly good pots made at Harry's plant. However, Harry's anger at his son turns to concern as Chet gets his draft notice. Chet then shocks his father by announcing that he will avoid the draft by escaping to Canada. Now Harry must try to not only try to delay Chet's induction, but try to keep him out of prison for draft evasion.
S1.E12 ∙ Expectant Papa
Irma informs Harry that she may be pregnant with their fourth child. While he is both excited and terrified about the prospect that he is about to become a father again in his mid 40's, everyone else seems to be against the idea. Ralph is afraid that the baby might turn out to become a radical and Harry's accountant thinks that the baby might lead to financial ruin. However, he is most horrified by Chet and Alice's reaction as they don't want to see a new baby arrive in an already overcrowded world.
S1.E13 ∙ The New Car
Harry buys a "lemon" from a used car lot and returns to humiliate the car dealership by posing as a satisfied customer during a live TV telecast.
S1.E14 ∙ The New House
Harry decides between a costly renovation or moving into a more expensive house.
S1.E15 ∙ The Prowler
After a rash of burglaries in the neighborhood, Ralph calls a meeting on how to deal with the problem and it immediately turns into a recruitment rally for his vigilante group. Unfortunately, another burglary takes place during the meeting and Harry becomes a suspect not only due to the fact that he left the meeting early, but that he was seen the next morning rummaging through one of the neighbor's windows while looking for Julius. Now he must clear his name before Ralph and his vigilantes put him in front of a firing squad.
S1.E16 ∙ Mama's Identity
Harry Boyle's wife, Irma, liberates herself from domestic shackles and becomes a working woman.
S1.E17 ∙ The Patient
Harry enters an expensive hospital for routine tests and finds himself the subject of a gall bladder transplant which is scheduled for worldwide telecast.
S1.E18 ∙ The Swimming Pool
A backyard battle erupts between Harry and Ralph when they share expenses for a swimming pool.
S1.E19 ∙ Sweet Sixteen
Daughter Alice's 16th birthday forces harry to float a bank loan to cover party costs.
S1.E20 ∙ The Commune
Harry tangles with the guru leader of a hippie commune when Alice announces she is joining the commune.
S1.E21 ∙ Music Tycoon
Chet informs Harry and Irma that he is going to meet with some of his former college classmates to discuss their future. At first they think that Chet is going back to college to finally earn his degree. However, they are shocked when he tells them that the guys he met with are all dropping out of college to form a rock band and the he is going to be their manager and after the group has a major hit with their first single, Chet goes on a spending spree. However, he soon finds out that success in the music business can be fleeting.
S1.E22 ∙ Accidents Will Happen
Harry is deluged with legal aid after he slips in a restaurant in front of 100 lawyers attending a conference.
S1.E23 ∙ Papa in New York
Harry's overnight business trip to New York becomes a disaster when he is persuaded to take his family and neighbor Ralph.
S1.E24 ∙ The Neighbors
When a newlywed couple have their first fight, the Boyles are caught in the middle trying to get their neighbors reconciled and end up having their own marital misunderstanding.
S2.E1 ∙ Bringing Up Jamie
Jamie gets in a fight at school. Instead of spanking, his parents take him to a child psychologist.
S2.E2 ∙ The Lady Detective
After being burglarized, Detective Phyllis Dexter (Phyllis Diller) is on the case for the Boyle family.
S2.E3 ∙ Permissive Papa
Alice wants to go to an all night rock concert, but she needs Harry's permission.
S2.E4 ∙ The Boyles on TV
A TV producer wants to make a documentary about the Boyle family.
S2.E5 ∙ My Wife, the Secretary
When Harry's secretary gets married and goes on her honeymoon, while in the midst of his selling season, he tries to find a replacement. And so far can't find anyone. When Irma offers to fill in, Harry doesn't want to work with his wife. So Irma dons a disguise and applies under a different name and is accepted. And when he tells her to tell someone who's been annoying him to go away, she mistakes the client who has big order as that person.
S2.E6 ∙ Papa, the Housewife
With all the vacation money gone, Harry becomes worry that Irma is spending too much on shopping.
S2.E7 ∙ Jamie's Project
Jamie's class has to do an American History Project. Harry is adamant about not helping so Jamie can build self-reliance. Another parent begins an unspoken competition with Harry about the kid's projects.
S2.E8 ∙ Don for the Defense
When a girl runs into Harry's car she sues him. Harry then calls a lawyer he knows who sends his son to handle the case. And the guy turns out to be an idiot.
S2.E9 ∙ Alice's Diet
Alice falls for the new boy in school, but he only has eyes for the most popular girl, who is much more beautiful and several pounds lighter. Alice then decides to go on a diet to try to lose weight but is unsuccessful. Harry then decides to send her to a health resort not only to lose weight, but to ensure she hooks up with a much more handsome boy and not her more homely boyfriend Herbie. When she returns she is several pounds lighter and much more glamorous. However, when he talks to the other girl's father, Harry begins to have fears that the boys will want to date her for all the wrong reasons.
S2.E10 ∙ Mama Loves Monty
Irma goes on Let's Make A Deal with Monty Hall in hopes of winning something for her husband for their 25th Anniversary,
S2.E11 ∙ Alice's Crush
Alice is in love with a new boy. Harry tries to undermine Irma by finding out who the mystery man is.
S2.E12 ∙ Papa's Big Check
The IRS accidentally sends a refund of $940,000 instead of $94.00 to the Boyles.
S2.E13 ∙ Mama's Charity
Irma's Ladie's Club is looking for a cause to invest their charity work.
S2.E14 ∙ Chet's Pad
Harry feels that he and Irma have been unfair by constantly providing for Chet. So Harry gives Chet a push out of the nest to live on his own.
S2.E15 ∙ Papa, the Coach
Harry accidentally volunteers to be the coach to Jamie's basketball team.
S2.E16 ∙ Birdman Chet
Bonding over saving the Condors, young Jamie is starting to imitate some of slacker Chet's habits. This worries Irma and Harry, so Harry starts taking Chet to Harry's work.
S2.E17 ∙ Back to Nature
Upset that the family's life is based around their individual television schedules, Harry bans the device in the house in hopes that everyone will turn off the television set and turn on real life.
S2.E18 ∙ Alice's Freedom
Irma's mother Selma comes for a visit. To make room for her Alice decides to stay at Mary Lou's. Alice discovers more freedoms than she is use to and flexes her independence.
S2.E19 ∙ Don Knotts, the Beekeeper
The Boyles find their home and backyard swarming with bees. They call in Charlie 'Bumbles' Johnson (Don Knotts) to remedy the situation.
S2.E20 ∙ Maude Loves Papa
Maude Frickert, an infamous character of Jonathan Winters, is late on her payments to Harry's Restaurant Supplies. Harry goes to confront her and she takes him on some wild adventures.
S3.E1 ∙ Rich Little, Supersleuth
Harry's asked to help a private investigator who's been hired to protect some gold coins being stored in a bank near Harry's office. The guy named Rich Little relies on his ability to imitate anyone's voice to get the job done. But when the bank is robbed and he's fired, he turns to Harry for help.
S3.E2 ∙ Model Alice
The family invites the famous Hungarian artist László to dinner. He asks Alice to be one of his nude models.
S3.E3 ∙ Marriage Counselor
Newlyweds Irene and George have a fight. Irene moves in with the Boyles. Irma decides to invite a marriage counselor for dinner to try to help. However, the marriage counselor starts to "help" the Boyles.
S3.E4 ∙ Car 54
Officer Gunther Toody, of Car 54 Where Are You?, is looking for a moonlighting job so the Boyle's give him the idea of a Child Care business. When Chet gets involved the Boyle's basement becomes ground zero for the business.
