Witless

After witnessing a gangland shooting, flatmates Leanne and Rhona are put into witness protection, given new identities and dumped in a grotty flat in Swindon. Meanwhile, two extremely young hit men are on their trail.

Genre: Comedy, Thriller

Cast:Kerry Howard , Zoe Boyle , Nicholas Fruin , Nick Preston , Samuel Anderson , T'Nia Miller , Tim Faraday , Mark Davison , Francis Magee , Charlotte Eaton , John Inverdale , Tom Cawte , John Hodgkinson , Anna Crilly , Samuel Oatley , Lloyd Woolf , Waj Ali , Adie Allen

1Season 1

S1.E1 ∙ Episode #1.1

Fri, Apr 22, 2016

After witnessing a gangland shooting, flatmates Leanne and Rhona are placed in a witness protection scheme. Wannabe actress Leanne sees this as an opportunity to "improv" new characters, Rhona is rightly terrified.

2Season 1

S1.E2 ∙ Episode #1.2

Fri, Apr 29, 2016

The girls need to retrieve Leanne's bag from Patrick's house, but in doing so uncover a closely-guarded secret about him. A secret in the police force means the girls are not as protected as they thought.

3Season 1

S1.E3 ∙ Episode #1.3

Fri, May 6, 2016

After arousing the suspicions of scary neighbour Jackie, the girls are forced into a series of increasingly uncomfortable lies. Meanwhile, DJ Sound as F*** makes a discovery that could lead him to them.

4Season 1

S1.E4 ∙ Episode #1.4

Fri, May 13, 2016

When Patrick contacts Leanne, Rhona insists she severs all ties with him. Nosey neighbour Jackie overhears something that could expose their secret. The police re-examine the murder of Mrs Hobbs.

5Season 1

S1.E5 ∙ Episode #1.5

Fri, May 20, 2016

The net is closing on Leanne and Rhona. Will Forrest lead the gang to the girls? Will Appraisal crack under pressure from the police? Will the discovery of the murder weapon be a ticket home for the girls?

1Season 2

S2.E1 ∙ Episode #2.1

Mon, Jan 23, 2017

Hearing an intruder Rhona accidentally shoots Jackie through the door but with hitman Benny lurking outside they call an ambulance, claiming to have found her and escape from Benny by riding with Jackie to the hospital, where DI Wilton assumes the girls were the intended targets. But with Benny in pursuit and aware that there is a mole in the police the pair go on the run again and break into a caravan for the night. Next morning they find it is attached to a car speeding up the motorway.

2Season 2

S2.E2 ∙ Episode #2.2

Wed, Jan 25, 2017

When the caravan comes to rest miles from Swindon the girls discover that the elderly couple in the front seats are having an affair and agree to mutual silence. Meanwhile DI Wilton suspects that Sergeant Forrest is the mole whilst troubled that Appraisal is missing. Gang leader Whelan gathers his men to upbraid Benny for letting Rhona and Leanne escape but praising DJ for killing Appraisal. Aware that Forrest was responsible for Ian's death his men pay the Forrests a deadly visit.

3Season 2

S2.E3 ∙ Episode #2.3

Wed, Jan 25, 2017

Convinced that she is pregnant Leanne returns with Rhona to confront him over his involvement with the Whelan gang. As they reveal their true identities he agrees to hide them. News of Mrs Forrest's murder leads DI Wilton to realize tat Forrest was the mole and questions DJ over Appraisal's disappearance. As a result DJ effects a plan to frame a shopkeeper who crossed him for the other boy's death whilst Benny visits Jackie in hospital and finds she drives a hard bargain.

4Season 2

S2.E4 ∙ Episode #2.4

Wed, Jan 25, 2017

The girls plot with Patrick how to plant the gun in their possession at Whelan's pub but Rhona discovers that Leanne is not pregnant and fears that Patrick will not want to help as a result. DJ continues his plan to frame the shop-keeper for Appraisal's murder but DI Wilton discovers incriminating evidence on his phone and a link to Whelan.

5Season 2

S2.E5 ∙ Episode #2.5

Wed, Jan 25, 2017

Aware that she is not pregnant but not too unhappy Leanne joins with Rhona to disguise themselves and join Patrick at Ian's wake at Whelan's pub, where they will plant the gun. Leanne causes a distraction allowing Rhona to put the gun in Whelan's bedroom but Rhona has to hide when she hears him coming. Jackie gets the better of Benny but DI Wilton is onto DJ and Whelan is onto Patrick. Two chases ensue with Leanne literally bumping into DJ.

Witless

S1.E1 ∙ Episode #1.1

S1.E2 ∙ Episode #1.2

S1.E3 ∙ Episode #1.3

S1.E4 ∙ Episode #1.4

S1.E5 ∙ Episode #1.5

S2.E1 ∙ Episode #2.1

S2.E2 ∙ Episode #2.2

S2.E3 ∙ Episode #2.3

S2.E4 ∙ Episode #2.4

S2.E5 ∙ Episode #2.5

S3.E1 ∙ Episode #3.1

S3.E2 ∙ Episode #3.2

S3.E3 ∙ Episode #3.3

S3.E4 ∙ Episode #3.4

S3.E5 ∙ Episode #3.5